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THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER
SEASON 1………EPISODE,,, 4
My alarm went of, i woke up feeling cool, i
prayed to God, did some push-ups, brushed
my teeth, bath, prepared myself for school.
I checked my phone, saw like 4 messages
and 3 missed. The callers was my mum and
my uncle… I was about to leave it for later
but, Oh! My Uncle!! I swiftly checked my
inbox
1 from mtn, 2 from 4900,
1 from firstbank yes!! i screamed out
as i saw what was credited in my account,
what do u expect from an engineer uncle, i
wont tell u guys the amount *ton-gues
out* Lol.
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I walked in, few people in the clas-s ‘coz i
c@m£ early (serious student dat kin tin). I
went throu-gh my notes ‘coz i don’t want to
forget what i what taught, a lecturer may
decide to give test anytime, failing exams
not me by His Grace. One by one, two by
three people arrives seated gisting, waiting
for the lecturer.
Then clas-s suddenly calmed, i raised my
head to see the lecturer but it wasn’t him.
You guessed right, its her, Mirabel. All
eyes was on her as she gracefully walked
in to the clas-s. What an arrogant fellow in
my mind. Shortly, the Accounting lecturer
walked in and immediately ordered for the
entrance door to be closed.
He wrote a new t©pic on the board saying
we’d discuss about it today.
He started asking questions about about
what we discussed on our previous lecture.
Lecturer: On our previous meeting, we
discussed Cost, the types, and also
Overhead Apportionment. Let’s refresh our
memory a little. Clas-s what is Cost and its
types? Now close your notes and just put
up your hand.
Promise stood up and answered it
immediately.
Lecturer: Good. What is Overheard
Apportionment?
*Silence
Lecturer: Didn’t we discussed it?
Clas-s: We did
Lecturer: Then what’s happening?
*Silence
Lecturer: I would give you your test /20
-5marks this moment
*Murmuring
Lecturer: Shut up!! I hate dull clas-s
That kind of statement always bur-st my
br@in or maybe most students. I was about
to stand up before i heard an answering
voice, it was Mirabel. (This will be good,
now i’m re-ady)
Mirabel: Overhead Apportionment is the
procedure whereby indirect cost are split
fairly between cost centres.
Lecturer: The first stage of Overhead
Apportionment? (referring to Mirabel).
Mirabel: *Silent
Lecturer: Anyb©dy else?
I stood up to answer for the first time.
Chai! big boy feeling nervous
Me: Sir, Overhead Apportionment involves
the sharing out of common cost in an
equitable way or proportion between the
production and service dep@rtment
according to benefits they received. And
the first stage of Overhead Apportionment
is to identify all overhead cost as
Production dep@rtment, Administrative,
Selling and Distribution Overhead.
Lecturer: Very good! What’s ur name
Me: Victor Sir
Lecturer: 5marks for You, give me your
admission number.
I gave him, which he wrote down.
I could see how eyes were facing my
direction, it made me feel uncomfortable, i
just controlled myself till the end of the
lecture.
Girl 1: Nice try dude, u saved us
Girl 2: Nna na u try pas-s
Girl 3: *smiles*
Well Well Well… i think i just earn myself a
sp©t in the dep@rtment.
I called my uncle to tell him i saw his
missed call and message then thanked him,
i also called my mum, we talked *********.
Promise: Mr. Man
Me: Young lady
Promise: I’m a lady jhoor
Me: Says who?
Promise: My physique
Me: Hhmmm igbo girl(I guess she wants
me to check her out, right? Yea)
Promise: What?
Me: Nothing abeg, i’m really hungry
Promise: Lets go out na
Me: After you
Promise: Hhmmm
We got to an eatery, fed the warms in our
stomach then walked back to clas-s not
after sighting that girl (Mirabel). Another
lecturer c@m£ in to perform his duty. During
his lectures, he asked questions which
answering bec@m£ a competition between
Mirabel and I with contributions from
Promise and others. The competition in the
clas-s impressed the lecturers alot, they
acknowledged our dep@rtment as an
Intelligent dep@rtment.
We the competitors Mirabel and I are yet to
discover our limits. I’m the best in every
course subject but maths, Hhmmm maths…
just good in it with the help of Promise
who was better. My limit was maths, i nee-d
to know her own limit.
What do you think guys?
THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER
SEASON…. 1……….EPISODE …5 and 6
Its Saturday, no lectures. I did my laundry,
arranged my room, prepared something to
eat, ate, rested, re-ad my books then rested
again using my phone to surf the internet,
chatted on whatsapp, facebook, bbm till i
got bored. I don’t know what else to do, i
guess i nee-ded some company but who?
I called Promise if she could come over but
she went home for weekend. I called Titus
if i could come over to his place but he
wasn’t picking. D–n it! I nee-d friends!! and
a girlfriend!!!
I decided to call Esther, good thing i didn’t
delete her number.
Esther: Hello
Me: How u doing?
Esther: Fine
Me: How’s ur day going?
Esther: Not too good
Me: What’s wrong?
Esther: What do u care
Me: I cared to call and asked whats wrong
when u’re not in a good state
Esther: What about all this while?
Me: I’ve been sick, did u even try to check
on me?
Esther: I didn’t know, i was waiting for your
call
Me: Alright, where are u now?
Esther: Hostel
Me: I guess u’re feeling bored right?
Esther: Kind of
Me: Can u come over to my place?
Esther: Where?
Me: D.S.V off camp room 4
Esther: What do u have for me?
Me: What do u want?
Esther: Anything nice
Me: Alright, till u come
Ended the call, i went to purchase 3
noodles, 4 eggs, sardine and hollandia
yogurt (D–n, see what Boriness cost me). I
waited for 10mins before preparing the
noodles then stood at my doorpost awaiting
her arrival. She arrived, i ushered her in
while she was sniffing like a dog.
Esther: What is this aroma i’m perceiving?
Me: Swear u don’t know
Esther: I can guess
Me: Have a seat
She sat down while i brou-ght out a movie
and inser-ted it into my l@pt©p.
Esther: What movie is that
Me: You will know, just watch
Esther: I don’t like all those fighty fighty
films
(Really? U must like e—-c movies abi)
Me: Me too
I served the meal while we’re watching the
movie. Series of ro-mantic scenes were
shown i noticed she was so still. After
cancelling the meal, we paid more
attention on the movie until the first p@rt
got finished.
Me: So… u like the movie?
Esther: Don’t tell me u don’t have the next
p@rt
Me: And if i don’t?
Esther: I will strangle u right now
Me: Are u sure u’re that powerful?
Esther: Ofcoz
Me: No p@rt 2 *ton-gues out*
Esther: Aarrghh!
She jumped on me trying to harm me, while
i seized the opportunity to ca-ress her w@!st
as she was on t©p of me. She moved up
and down on me trying to harm me
pla-yfully sha. That stimulated vame to
sprang up from its slumber. I was c@r£ss!ng
all over her back, w@!st and th!gh until i
proceeded further by gr-abbing her a$$.
That made her st©pped what she was doing
and looked me in the eyes while i did
same, she didn’t say or do anything. So i
Continued c@r£ss!ngher softly, i placed my
two hands on her a$$ mas-saging it gently
she didn’t do nothing. I held her w@!st and
positioned her so i’d be on t©p, she kept
staring at me like i charmed her or
something. I k!$$£d her cheek, then her
n£¢k severally, i k!$$£d herl-ips but she
didn’t respond to it. I’m not enjoying this,
it even made vame shy. I pu-ll-ed back and
ask…
Me: Are u ok?
Esther: Are u done?
Wow! Vame immediately rise again and
said Hell No!! I’m just getting starte…
Didn’t complete the statement when she
rushed me aggressively su-cking myl-ips
like a girlfriend who wants to plea-se her
b©yfri£ndthat just won a lottery.
I tried to catch up but she was too fast and
wild… we continued for like a minute or two
until she dis£ngaged from the k!ss!ngto
pu-lling off my shi-t and my p@n-ts
simultaneously then inser-ted vame into her
mouth su-cking it like a hungry child
su-cking momma’s b—-t…
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That wasn’t my plan at all, boriness not
good at all. I took my bath after i saw
Esther off then la-id on my be-d and
reminisced how it went.
While su-cking me, many thought start
throu-gh my mind. I’m not really d@t!ngthis
girl and i’m about to do what i will later
regret. I’ve always to be a good guy
especially to girls, respect them and all. I
know did many bad things back then, but
now is the time for a change. Either i get a
nice and loving girlfriend or abstain from s-
x.
Me: (Withdrawing) Errmmm…
Esther: What is it?
Me: Don’t u think what we’re doing is
wrong?
Esther: As in?
Me: I can’t do this, i’m sorry.
Esther: Are u being serious? Like
seriously??
Me: Yea, seriously. I mean we aint even
d@t!ngyet and we’re alre-ady doing what we
are doing and about to
Esther: So… whats all this about?
Me: See I know started this and i’m sorry,
but lets st©p this and just be friends if its
ok with u
Esther: Hhmmm… Mr. Nice guy. Ok oo
Me: So… friends?
Esther: Friends
Me: Cool, once again, i’m sorry
Esther: Its ok
We dressed up then i saw her off
D@mn, i don’t want to do that again or
should i say i don’t want to get bored
anymore. Then i realized that
An idle man is the devils workshop Indeed
it is.
I just don’t want to be a bad guy, its not
even about the advise of my relatives but
for myself. I don’t want to be popular for
bad deeds at all, i hope and pray God help
me with my dreams for greatness.
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Walking on the streets to get what to eat,
too tired to prepare anything then my
phone rings
Me: Hello
Titus: Guy hwfa i see ur missed call
Me: Yea, i call u that time sha
Titus: Wats up
Me: Nothing much, i just for enter ur side
ne
Titus: No vex bro, my phone dey silent, i
dey with my bae that time dey **** u
un-derstand how e be na
Me: Oya na, no p
Titus: Correct guy, leta na.
Me: Ok
Bad guy straffed his bae, i almost did the
same too but not my initial intention. I got
to my suya sp©t and bought some, got
myself yoghurt then headed home, my
home or room whatever jare.
Sunday morning… i went to Church, the
sermon and other activities was great. I
met my parents, siblings and friends we
exchanged plea-santries and all that. Time
to go back to school, i went to dad to
inform him, he said ok and some advise bla
bla
he di-pped his hand into his suit, brou-ght
out an envelope and gave it to me. I
thanked him then went to my mum at their
women fellowsh!pmeeting, told her i’d be
on my way. She reached for her bag,
brou-ght out her purse and gave me some
folded #500 notes (i collected it. Wait,
what are u guys saying? that i shouldn’t
collect again after getting from uncle and
dad?? No way!!) 2Pac Shakur once said “I
want my money in large amount, ‘coz every
dollar counts” I love 2pac! Every naira
counts jare.)
Woman: Is this Victor? (addressing my
mum)
Mum: Yes, he is the one.
Woman: He’s grown so big alre-ady
Mum: You can say that again, i thank God
Woman: Are u done with secondary?
(addressing me)
Me: *chai! our people like school eh* Yes
ma. I’m now in the university
Woman: Wow! thats quic-k
Me: I thank God
Woman: What are u studying?
Me: Business Administration ma
Woman: Oh i see… are u sure u can do
business with that your calm, gentle and
shy attitude? or have u changed?
Me: (Chai! me that ban-ged your daughter
Dorothy) I’m still trying on overcoming it
ma
Woman: Good. *looking into her bag* let me
urmm… u know, take this…
Me: (Woah! again?!) Ma, u don’t have to
bother ma (pretending jare)
Woman: Hey, u’re shy i know but u don’t
have any other option. Now take it
Me: (In my mind: opening my hands when u
have no choice. The way jerry does in the
cartoon ‘Tom & Jerry’) Thank u ma.
(Accepting the neat, flat #1000 notes like 7
of them).
Woman: Don’t mention, just study ha-rd ok?
Me: Ok ma, how are Richy, Flora, Dorothy
and mama ma?
Woman: They’re all fine
Me: My greetings ma (except Dorothy)
Woman: Alright, they will certainly hear
especially Richy and Dorothy
Me: (Doro what??!) Ok ma, bye ma.
I also bade my mum and every one else bye
then went home. I only go to the family
church once in a month or two as i went to
the school’s Church.
*On my be-d counting all the money* See why
i nee-d to keep to myself? not showing of
my bad side? am i even bad? doesnt seem
so, i just felt so) Enough money, that was
when i thought of having t.v, dvd, home
theatre, pl@ystation 3 (video game) and
fridge filled with many things such as: lots
of yoghurts, meats, milk, eggs, etc.
And i got them all.
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To Be Continued….