# MOTHER IN-LAW
?? #Wahala ???
[ Find the right daughter in-law] ?]
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✍️By authoress Lenity Faithful
©️Spark’s libary 2022 ??
?A Nigerian American R0m-nce .?
Tags : love , R0m-nce , comedy
family and relationships
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? Episode 30
[ Lagos Nigeria ?? ]
? ADESUA ?
” You went to another man’s house and beat him to a pulp ? What are you James bond and commando ? Dad snapped at mom and her friends .
While their husbands looked hell shocked and frustrated .
” And to think Jackie has join the group suprises me I swear ” Dami complained .
” That guy deserved worse than what we did to him … nonsense and ingredients ” aunt fummi spat Making us laugh.
” And you have no regrets for sleeping at the police station ? Feyi asked .
” Absolutely son ! And if you stupidly try hurting Adesua , Dozie situation is a joke to what we’d do to you ! His mom threatened .
” I’m your son ” he said shocked.
” Well I didn’t give birth to a cheat now did I ? She snapped and he shook her head Making me chuckle .
” Forget this scolding , we’ve beating him to our satisfaction we didn’t die from the sleeping in the prison now did we ? Aunt Bummi asked frowning
” You did not die , but the way it’s coming I think you’d kill me first ” Dami’s dad said.
” Jesus are you planning to die …ehn … Don’t you even try it …tell your village people that I fight against flesh and blood …” She said immediately .
” I thought the Bible said we shouldn’t fight against flesh and blood ? Dami asked his mom .
” So what should I be fighting against ni ? Look I’m not a preacher of love oh ….everybody knows it …
” From Lagos to ibadan ” fummi added .
” So anybody that thinks they’d come and tempt me ni …..I laugh in Yoru-ba , I’d break that person ….I’d finish …infact that one we did to Dozie is learning ” she said and I was already a laughing mess .
” Where did you see this woman ? My dad asked her husband .
” Ask my heart man …? He answered .
” That should be ask your gbola .. Remember you se-duced me into your bed …it’s you….” She trailed and her husband’s jaws dropped .
” Mom !
” Aunt ” Both feyi and Dami said in unison …..
These sisters are something else ?
” It’s okay infact … Goodbye my friend … we’re going home ” his Dad said and took her with him .
Everyone started leaving our mansion and Feyi smiled at me .
” What are you waiting for ? Dad asked him .
” Dad …it’s feyi ” I said looking at him .
” Didn’t you know it’s feyi before you went around and dated that guy ? He scolded and Feyi smi-rked at me .
” That’s not fair …he was at fault okay ,he didn’t realize what he felt …” I trailed.
” You youngsters are dumb but you feel you know it all , absolute nonsense ! He scolded and mom joined her hands with his .
” Leave the kids to talk …Wells ” she teased as she took him with her ,she turned around and winked at us Making feyi chuckle.
” I love your mom ” he said teasingly .
” Why won’t you love her ,when she’s preferred you since we where kids that’s plain cheating ” i said to which he laughed .
” You’ve always been jealous of us …but you also stole my mom ,I mean She never liked any of my girlfriend’s it’s because of you …” He said smiling .
” She knew I owned the heart anyways …” I said playing with his shirt bu-ttons
” Ah ….” He laughed .
” So now that the idiot is outta your life ….” He trailed .
” And so ? I asked to which he opened and closed his mouth like a fish.
” Seriosely ? He managed to ask Making me blus-h .
” You know I ….love you ” he said and I opened my mouth to talk but my voice betrayed me .
” I….” I trailed and ended up scoffing out tears .
” Hey did I say anything wrong ? He asked pannicking .
” No I’m just …. overwhelmed by emotions…I Don’t know okay” I said crying and he chuckled.
” You’re so cute ” he said ki-ssing my cheek.
” I’m not cute okay ….” I said as tears rolled outta my eyes.
” I said I love you and you’re already a mess …how would you look like on our wedding day ? He asked and I buried my face in the crook of his ne-ck as I cried .
” Adesua ” he called.
” Hmmn ‘ I said softly .
” Marry me ” he said and my eyes wide-ned as I removed my face from his ne-ck .
” Wait what ? I asked shocked .
” I know this is suprising …,I know where supposed to court each other ….but hell you’ve been my girlfriend ever since I was just too blind to see it .
‘ when I look at things now , I’ve come to realize that….you’ve always been my girlfriend …I was just having a s-×ual relationship with Rose , she was so right when she said we where just having a s-×ual relationship …
” It’s you I really love …cherish and think about 24/7 ….it’s always been you Adesua ” he said as tears rolled outta his eyes.
” Ade ….” I said trying to touch him and he chuckled softly.
.” I know I’m not supposed to cry whilst proposing , but I ….just love you so much that I can’t bear it ” he said as I cried with him .
” I wanna wake up every morning besides you , have my mom and Dad call iyawo ….
” Have our kids call you momma ….make crazy memories together …..” He said as he went on one knee I covered my mouth as I cried .
” Will you marry me ? He asked showing me a unique yet beautiful ring and I gasped ..in shock
” Ade. …” He called
” Yes ….yes I’d marry you ” I said and he heived a sigh of relief as he got up excitedly.
” Gosh a moment there I thought you wouldn’t say yes he said and I chuckled as I pulled him in for a ki-ss .
” I love you Feyi ” i said and he laughed.
” I love you too …Ade ” he said and I heard squils.
” Come out mom I know you’ve not gone home ” he said and they came out .
” Seriosely now ? I asked as we all chuckled feyi hu-gged me from behind.
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? DAMILARE ?
” Babe …Silver or Gold ? Jackie asked me as she showed me pictures of the menu .
” Your wedding shoes ? I asked and the wedding planner gave a nod .
” I …huh …think ” I trailed whilst replying emails .
” Babe” she called and I felt bad .
” Okay sorry my love …I think silver would suit you better ” I said and ki-ssed her forehead .
” Jackie …” Quincy called as he waved an envelope in front of her and she laughed.
” That’s a lie …” She said immediately.
” I told you she wouldn’t resist me for long hahaha ” he laughed and my eyes nearly came out of their sockets.
” She ? Where am I lost ? I asked frowning.
” It’s nothing Dami ” he said immediately.
I looked at both Jackie and Quincy suspiciously .
” You’re not supposed to talk about girls Quincy you’re just 7 not even 8 yet ” I scolded .
” She wrote the letter not me …ask Jackie it’s not my fault ” he said and I ru-bbed my forehead.
” Jackie ‘ I called and she pretended to be drinking water ,the wedding planner laughed .
” Love …” I called and she looked at me.
” Hmmn ” she said feigning innocence.
” You know about Quincy receiving love letters ? I scolded .
” What ! Of course not ….it’s not a love letter ” she said and I raised my eyebrows.
” Quincy Rotimi Kings ….the truth ! I said tapping my feet .
” Fine …it’s a girl in my clas-s …we always fight …but I knew she doesn’t hate me …Jackie knows her ….” He trailed.
” So how did the love letter come about ? I asked sternly.
” DAD it’s not a love letter ” he said and both Jackie and I froze .
.” What now ? He asked staring at the both of us and I smiled.
” You just called me Dad ” I said and he smiled.
” You’re my Dad aren’t you ? He asked but I knew he’s feeling shy ,which made me burst into laughter.
” Stop laughing like a wicked witch Dami ” Jackie scolded .
” Don’t you dare think I’ve forgotten about the love letter got it. ..” I said pointing at the both of them..
” She’s not even my girlfriend ” he frowned .
” Girlfriend ? Hey look here young man …I know you’re cute and all …you’re smart but listen this is Nigeria and kids don’t date …” I scolded and his jaws dropped.
” What ? He asked.
” Yup …so go throw that letter on the waste bin because ….you’re not dating untill you’re 19 ” I said and he laughed.
” Hey I don’t even like her .. okay she’s beautiful but I just wanted to win the bet with Jackie …Faty likes her ” he said and I laughed.
” You’re something else ” I said which made him laugh .
” Now that the wedding is close …..Can I move in with Grandma already ? He asked curiously .
” Now way …young guy I know your plans …you’re staying here with your Dad and I ” Jackie scolded .
” That’s plain mean okay …you guys keep putting lots of laws especially Dad …I don’t even get to stay up late when I’m here ” he whinned.
” Hahahaha that’s why I’m not sending you to mom’s …she spoils you rotten ” I said to which he laughed.
.’ you’re both evil ” he said and we all burst into laughter.
” I’d join Richie when he comes for the wedding ‘ he grinned at me .
” Uncle Richie ” i corrected him .
” He says uncle makes him feel old ” Quincy said and Jackie laughed .
That’s when her phone rang .
.” Danny ” she said excitedly.
” What really ? She asked with a chuckle .
” No problem ….2 weeks before the wedding …no problem I think we can get it arranged ” she said smiling .
” How’s your baby doing ? She asked smiling .
” Awwwwwwwwn ”
” His brothers out ? I thought it was supposed to be years …? She asked .
” How old her they by the way no problem …” She said Making us chuckle .
” Good …we’d give you the best vacation ” she said making us laugh .
” So ? I asked immediately she cut the call .
” They’d be coming Two weeks before the wedding …” She said and I gasped .
” Wait what ? Remember we’re going for Adesua’s grandfather’s burial ? I asked and she smiled .
” They’d just join us … it’ll be fun ” she said and I ru-bbed my forehead.
” You say it like you don’t remember the Royals and Serena is coming …plus the morreti’s …” I trailed.
” It’ll be fun ” she said and ki-ssed me softly.
” Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ” Quincy said and threw his pillow at us .
” Quincy ! I screamed and he shook his bu-tts at me ..
” Run. …” Jackie screamed as I made to catch him which made me laugh .
Damini has not come to frustrate us for some time now …
I hope it lasts .
” Hello what ! Jackie said picking her call .
” What is it ? I asked.
” Mom and Dad are at the airport ” she said pannicking .
” What ! I said immediately .
WaHaLa
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? ADESUA ?
” You Don’t get it Do you ? I asked my Fiancee as he grinned at me from the swimming pool.
” Get what ? He shrugged .
” Get the fact that we are not doing it until we’re married besides next year is not far ” I pouted .
” You’re not the h*rny one my love” He said making me laugh
” So you decided to buy condoms in Advance ? I asked.
” That’s for if I’m unable to control and end up seducing you before that time … because if I manage to endure till we’re married ,. …I’m so not wearing a ru-bber” he said and I threw the pen in my hand at him .
” Ade ! That’s not how you treat your would be husband ” mom scolded and Feyi wiggled his eyebrows at me.
” Mom it’s not fair …he’s been nau-ghty ” I whinned.
” Let him be nau-ghty …” She said and my jaws dropped.
“What ! I asked.
” Let him be nau-ghty …haba ..now continue the list I told you to make …I just got a call from Damilare we’d be having some guest at the burial from his side ” he said .
” Accept Richie’s friends ? Feyi asked.
” Yup ” she popped.
” Mom …you want to take those white people to Bayelsa that’s just before the ocean ? She asked.
” So it’s Lagos that’s not near the ocean ? She asked and I kept quiet .
I mean if I said yes ..I wouldn’t hear the end of it .
” Bayelsa is fun love ” Feyi laughed.
” You’ve been there only once and it’s not like you even went to my mom’s village. ..so calm down ” I said and he laughed .
.” Leave him let him say the truth …my place is fun …” She grinned.
” Fine ….” I said and they laughed .
” So you’re taking them ? I asked.
” Yup ..on a trip to the South ” she grinned .
The morreti’s and the Royals
WaHaLa
TBC