MAMA IS A WITCH🤡🤡
Episode 23.
Grace began with songs while Bridget kept fighting with her weakness. At a point Grace held hands with her and switched into prayers charging Bridget up.
Nkiru who disguised herself jumped off Francis and disappeared, and coincidentally the guys got into the room to see Francis slee-ping in a way that seemed funny to them.
“My friend shift! Fred said throwing his spre-ad legs and Francis woke up and weakly sat down.
‘My guy get erection o, you just go disturb person enjoyment now, Victor said laughing when he switched on the lights to see Francis bulged middle leg.
“Omoh you been see Bridget? Mark asked laughing but it was not funny to Francis. He was quiet with a lot of things going on his head and his friends noticed it.
“What happened? Fred asked.
“I was ma-king love in the dream and I’m feeling somehow, something is strange here, Francis replied and his friends looked at themselves and bur-st out laughing.
“You see free kpash dey worry, you dey ment, Victor said.
“When will you guys be serious? Having se-x in the dream does it sound funny to you? Francis angrily asked.
“Tah make I hear! Must everything have meaning? Guy it is simply out of starvation and again you’re in a relationsh!pfor the very first time in your life and its okay to have those feelings, Mark said.
“At a point do you know I thought you’re not a man, maybe the low budget of Bobrisky who traded his man-hood. I’m so happy to know you have erections and God bless that angel that c@m£ to wake up your ba-lls. Common shift make I sleep, your own better you don kpash finish dey form nons-en-se give me like say I get your time for early morning mas-s I wan go, Fred said climbing the be-d to sleep while Francis looked at them.
“Sometimes I waste my time thinking I’m talking to human beings, you guys don’t take things serious, nons-en-se people, Francis said adjusting on the be-d for Fred.
“Abegi we get plenty things to worry about, but I hope you bring new styles come sha, Victor said.
“You dey craze, Francis said getting up.
“See you better learn o, no be craze work. You see that love wey dey sweet you and Bridget, if you no fit handle am well e go bad o, Victor said.
“Did she tell you like that? Get away, Francis said entering the washroom.
“Oh because na pastor daughter? don’t worry na e go clear you. Propose you no fit, k!ssyou no fit, kpash wey angels say make they teach you, you dey cry. Your case sef nee-d deliverance, Victor said and Fred bur-st out laughing throwing him the pillow.
“E sweet my guy finish come dey form innocent. Na small thing wey my guy do wey he still dey clean semen, Mark said laughing.
“Come o, no finish that tissue o! Fred shouted.
“Una dey mad! Francis replied from the washroom while they made jest of him..
Nkiru sitting on her be-d was so plea-sed with herself as she held Francis semen in her hand smiling.
“Just a little punishment Francis to teach you a lesson. You can never be happy with that girl, and as for you Bridget, there are many ways to catch a rat. Keep praying ha-rd dear, its not yet time, she said laughing before her mirror as she watched Bridget and her friend still praying. She stood up putting the semen in a container with a sm-irk on her face……..
The next morning the guys were alre-ady awake with noise while preparing for mas-s.
“Ohhh reduce the volume of your voice na haba! Francis shouted after trying ha-rd to ignore them.
“See that one, you no go join us ni? Victor asked.
“No abeg I want to sleep, he replied covering the pillow on his head.
“Hiannn na e be say you go endure our noise until we comot for house because as we dey talk e dey give us inspiration to dress, abi no be so? Mark asked the guys.
“No mind am, but as you no wan go shey you go help us cook? That chin chin don expire for belle o, Fred said and Francis smiled.
“Let me call my love, Francis said sitting up to take his phone while the guys looked mouth opened.
“The food wey i talk so na e no concern you? Fred asked.
“Why you go mention chin chin? You just go wake the love portion na, Victor said to Fred and Bridget picked up.
“Hey someone is awake so early. Good morning, she said.
“Not even something sweet like good morning sunshine or sweetheart? Francis asked and Victor placed his hand on his head looking at Francis while Fred tried controlling his laugh.
“We haven’t agreed on a sweet name for ourselves yet so let’s take our time okay, she said.
“Okay love, so you’re preparing for church alre-ady? He asked.
“Yea and in the next 30 minutes I’ll be off while Grace will go deliver the stuff to the client and meet me in church later, she replied.
“And then what? He asked.
“Uhmmm I’ll pas-s from church to my parent place for work, she replied and Francis heaved.
“So you mean I won’t see you till Saturday? You know you can’t keep me alone with this crazy guys, Francis said.
“Come make we dey go joor, time don reach, Mark said to Victor who was still dressing.
“Are the guys awake too? She asked when she heard Mark.
“Yea they are almost done for mas-s, he replied.
“What about you? She asked.
“Nah I’m too tired, I’ll just stay back but pray for me okay, he said.
“Alright, let me go attend with what I was doing, she said.
“But wait, let me see you before Saturday plea-se. Remember you promised to do something about it, he said.
“Okay dear, I’ll be there on Wednesday, she said.
“That’s my baby. Call me when you’re done with service, he said.
“Sure, take Care, Bridget said and dropped the call while Francis was smiling at the guys and saw the time.
“Una don see time so? That one will be busy spraying perfume like say na oxygen, Francis said to Victor.
“I no blame you, na that kpash still dey disturb you so, Victor said checking himself out on the mirror.
“You dey go church abi you dey go find woman eh Victor? Because i know you na, this one you take time dress I know say new fish don come for catching, Francis said.
“The girl no too fine sef, Fred said.
“So before na fine girls for fit Victor? Francis asked and bur-st out laughing.
“O boy that one loud o, Mark said hitting Victor who concentrated on his wristwatch.
“I no get we-tin to tell you now because my spirit dey for church now, so get behind me Satan, Victor said.
“I hear, Me wey dey house jeje better pas-s Una sef because God no sabi and no go Una, Francis said.
“Who dey talk? Mark asked.
“Leave that agent of darkness make we dey go. When we come back we go give am anointing water for more kpashing, Fred said and Francis couldn’t st©p laughing as they hurriedly left the room.
Maria call c@m£ on phone and he picked up,
“Good morning sister, he picked up.
“Morning Frank, how are you? She asked.
“I’m cool sister I’m cool and you? I hope you didnt kill yourself with worry? He asked.
“I’m fine, has mom called you yet? She asked and Francis mood changed.
“Sis don’t be a joy killer nau i don’t like this, he replied.
“Listen to me, mom just called me on phone. She was so sober and was even crying apologizing but she’s scared to call you because she’s not sure of your reaction. plea-se take it easy on her and hear her out when she calls, she’s your mother and you can’t keep this anger for long, Maria said.
“Mama called you apologizing and even crying? He asked.
“Yes, we spoke for about 20 minutes on phone and she’s no sincere, she replied.
“That’s ridiculous, he said with a sm-irk.
“Frank, if you don’t want to call her fine, but don’t ignore her calls when she calls okay. Don’t worry you’ll be fine, she said.
“Ohhh Sister i didn’t want to hear from that woman again o, he said with a frown.
“Clean your mouth, you’re even mama favorite and you’re acting this way. My friend reconcile with her and st©p being childish. I’ll just go back to my sleep jare, she said.
“No church? Frank asked.
“Oh plea-se don’t even go there, okay bye and take care of yourself, she said and dropped the call.
“Mama apologized and even cried? You must be kidding me sister, Francis said to himself and left the be-d………..
At midday Francis phone began to ring and He sighed seeing who it was. It rang for the second time and he still ignored.
“Guy st©p that nons-en-se. Pick her calls, Fred seriously said when he saw who was calling.
“Why should I? I mean what for? She told me to go be a man and pushed me out so why is she calling? He asked.
“Pick the call and hear what she wants to say, Mark said.
‘She only want to apologize that’s all, Maria told me alre-ady, he said.
“So your mother apologizing is not enough to calm this issue? Guy swallow pride and st©p this ru-bbish o, let me tell you the truth you nee-d that woman. If you want to be man on your own how do you want that done? Start selling pure water or nylon bags in market or what? Mark asked.
“1.6 million naira can start a clean business for me don’t tell me that, Francis replied.
‘The 1 million naira you still want to ask from your sister huh? Guy carry that 1.6 put for the money your mama go give you with that land, you’re a big boss so you’ll settle down and safe yourself from spiritual kpashing to the real one, Victor said and Francis began looking for what to throw at him as the guys laughed.
“But na true talk na, abi you no wan marry that girl so you won’t be waiting for Saturdays to see her? Guy st©p unnecessary struggle and forgive your mom. Na your mama abuse you no be stranger or even us so forget am, Fred said and Nkiru call c@m£ again which Francis looked at the guys and picked up.
“Frank love, forgive mama okay. I am handling a difficult situation at work and I didn’t even know when I transferred aggression. plea-se don’t leave me so I fall into depression for its too much on me, the house is empty and I’m feeling like I’m the only person in the world, plea-se come back I beg you I promise to change, it won’t happen again, She said all at once and broke down crying that the guys stood up so t©uçhed.
“Mama st©p st©p st©p its okay, st©p crying. I’ll be home this evening okay, Francis said weak with the voice he heard on phone.
“plea-se I’m sorry don’t be angry again, she said.
“Mama its forgotten and forgiven. I’ll be home abeg don’t cry again, he said.
“Okay, what should I prepare for you? Bitter leaf soup or? She asked and Francis laughed.
“Mama anyone at all I’ll be re-ady to take it down, he replied.
“Okay be coming okay, you hear? She asked.
‘Okay mama, he said and she dropped the call smiling.
“Women eh, they always have this charm to bend you, Francis said.
“Make we follow come? I hear bitter leaf soup sha, Mark said.
“See your head, Francis said and ran in to get his bag re-ady………
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