👰Living With
Mr Grumpy🌸
Written by me: Authoress Succy💕📚
❌ALL RIGHT RESERVED❌
💧Episode 23💧
Robyn
“don’t stay long princess”mum cooed after me and i nodded in obeisance and got into the open door of my car,hopping into it
“bye mum, i waved at her and she did same smiling wi-dely
the driver took over the wheel,and soon the car was driving out of our hvge gate
mum!
i love her so much and am gonna do all this for her,
as for dad,he can die in politics for all i care since he prefers it to me
but hold on, who in this century will still f0rç£ a grown up lady like me into getting married?
not only against my wish,but also to someone i really haven’t said a word to
oh! yeah! a word!
though we exchanged brief words together at the p@rty, doesn’t mean we’ve had a word with each other right?
after all he stepped on my purse, and now am getting married to the same rude and grumpy fine fool gosh!
i rest my head on the car headrest,placing my eyes on my phone, i just don’t wanna think about it least am sure gonna end up with a ban-ging headache
amfu-cking getting married and there’s nothing anyone can say or do about it, it’s what fate has in sto-re for me.
i took in a de-ep breath b and began typing away on my phone, s£nding a message to Cas-sy and Nicole
💬Hey babe!
am home alre-ady, and guess what!
my d@t£ is tomorrow, you won’t believe am on my for shopping at the moment💬i s£nt and Nicole s£nt me two love emoji alongside a message while Cas-sy called instead
📱hello “her voice boomed out from the receiver and a smile tugged at the corner of myl-ip
📱hey babe!” i replied instead
📱like seriously?
hold on Robyn, do you remember the last time you went for shopping alone?” she asked and i let out an eye roll
📱Nope babe, am sorry i didn’t asked you and Nicole to tag along, i felt you guys are busy and shouldn’t be bothering you both with my problems” i said and bit the corners of myl-ip
gosh!
have run out of excuses
Cas-sy can be a pain in the n£¢k gawwwd!
she takes things damn serious
📱and who the hell told you, you have a problem huh?
the last time i checked we are all friends, not just friends but forever friendsh!ps
so get a pen and jot down the meaning of ‘forever’ in case you’ve deleted it off your br@ins” she rasp and i cracked
📱am sorry Cas-sy,am so sorry plea-se, so st©p reprimanding me like your my mother” i retorted and she laughed at the other end
📱whatever!
am on my way alre-ady maybe some other time” i said into the phone
📱you know what,am on my way alre-ady just text me the address, lemme go get my car keys” she said and another smile crept up my face.
aww…. sweet friends!, can’t believe amgonna be getting married soon, i pray it won’t rupture our friend shios
it won’t right?
📱thanks babe, lemme do that right away”i spoke into the phone and hung up, s£nding her the address
i looked out of the window as the driver speed up the car
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“oh! my God!
check this out Robyn!
gawwd! it’s damn S-xy” Cas-sy kept on saying and in rolled my eyes tiredly
“for heavens sake Cas-sy, am going on a d@t£ and not to go s£dûç£him plea-se” i hushed taking a closer view of the green go-wn she was drawing my attentions to, it’s pretty cool but too revea-ling
i aren’t a slut to wear something like that
Cas-sy furrowed her brows at me, raising her nose slightly in mockery
“if only Nicole was here, i bet she would have nailed you against the wall, st©p acting all saint and shove it into the shopping basket” she said and i frowned
“you can get it if you want to” i said
“nope!
mike won’t let me wear something like this” she said and i cracked
“and you want it for me?” i asked
“yeah!cause it’s S-xy and would suit you” she interjected rolling the cart as we move to the shoe rack
“get it for Nicole,heaven knows she would love it” i said as we moved towards the glas-s door, re-ady to move into the shoe rack
the door got opened almost immediately and clumsy Cas-sy shove the cart into the shoe section throu-gh the door, ma-king her bu-mp into a guy and a lady who seems to be on their way out
they collided into each other,x ma-king the milkshakes the lady had been sipping, spill all over her and her newly bought clothes
luckily for her it wasn’t that bad but my new clothes were messed up with milk
“gawwd!
am sorry” Cas-sy apologised but the lady’s face was alre-ady red with anger
“we are so sorry plea-se” i apologised and the guy nodded, trying to wipe the milk off the lady’s cheek when she flare up in anger
“what the hell?” she yelled while the guy wiped the stain off her cheeks
Cas-sy was up on her feet alre-ady and she looks remorseful
“it’s okay baby, let’s get going” the guy who happened to be her b©yfri£ndsaid but the lady seems to be more of a trouble maker
“seriously jerry?
they bu-mped into us!
theyfu-cking bu-mped intoyou and i”she yelled
but they’ve apologised alre-ady babe!
what do you plan on doing then?
forget about it and lets go, we’ve gat a movie to watch honey”he said and bent down to pick his phone that had fell during the collision
damn!
the screen was badly damaged
gaaawwwd! Cas-sy can be really clumsy at times
” so what are we gonna do about that?” the lady asked pointing at the damaged phone on his hand
“we can always get a replacement” the guy said and the lady frowned
“oh really?
they aren’t paying for the phone huh?
you aren’t bothered cause ifu-cking bought you this phone huh?”the lady yelled and the guy looked hurt
“can we plea-se not talk about this now” he yelled at her
hold on, what are we still doing here?
“oh! spare me that bull$h!t!
it’s pretty clear enough that you act like the lady while i pl@ythe role of the man,everything on you was bought with my money,
everyfu-cking thing you own!
if not for me, am sure you would have
“enough!!!
i think am done with this attitude of yours,
you won’t learn and am tired of teaching you, your disregard for me, I can’t take it!
don’t ever come an inch near me
it’s over!”the guy yelled and flounce out, while the lady placed her hands over her mouth
“baby!
oh! my God!
baby am sorry”she cried as the guy rushed out
she suddenly turned to me, ignoring Cas-sy
“you will pay for this i swear” she cried and ran out
geez!
was it my fault?
💧Episode 24
Davis
📱yeah!
s£nd them in”
📱oh! no maybe in three hours time, am hooked up with something”
📱yeah thanks”
📱ask Jemima, she will fill in for me in the next two hours
📱oh! not really”
📱reschedule my appointment immediately”
the calls kept on coming nonst©p and i heaved a sigh of relief dropping the last phone on the table after taking the last call.
i picked up my hand dryer and dried my hair properly, applied my b©dy lotion all over my b©dy before sli-pping into a Jean trou-ser and a sleeve t©p, whose bu-tton i was struggling to fix
a knock c@m£ on the Dior, ma-king the projector beeped
“who’s there?” i asked
“it’s me brother!” i heard her tiny voice and i nee-d no one to tell me who it was
“come in” i motioned and the door flung open
i shove a comb into my hair and she ban-ged my room door slowly,
accelerating towards me in a slow and steady manner
“hey!
pumpkin how are you?” i cooed giving her a light pe-ck on her cheeks and she let out a charming smile, maintaining the baby face she wore alre-ady
“am fine brother but my night wasn’t fine”she said taking the comb from me and as-sisted me in combing my hair
“oh really!” i asked staring at her throu-gh the mirror and she nodded
“alright dear,
what made your night restless that resulted in you being unhappy?” i asked and could see the pains and worries in her eyes
she wasn’t has cheerful as the noisy pumpkin i know!
“well,i had a little misun-derstanding with a friend of mine but we are cool now” i said forcing out a smile
“your sure?” i asked refraining from coaxing her, she has her own life to live and i have no right to invade into her privacy
“yeah!” she replied and kept the comb in it’s position
she got to my shoe rack and picked out a black shoe for me, i shove my legs into it and she helped out with the lace
reasons why i love her!
she’s more like a mother,forever caring
“you look super cute as ever”she said adjusting my collar while i stood up to get a full view of myself
she got in front of me, preventing me from taking a glance at my reflection and she gave a smart salute, like some detective or something
“you look S-xy and h0t brother” she said in all smiles handing me my briefcase
“and i think you really nee-d to join the f0rç£, that salute was cool” i said and she frowned while i cracked
everyone knows shefu-cking hate the crush cause of their siren which she termed as noisy
i placed the briefcase back on it’s place and she raised her brows
“i won’t be nee-ding it pumpkin am not going to the office today” i said and she smiled
“you’ve gat no a sh0t?”she asked
“nope am going on a d@t£” I said and she squeak
“oh! my gee!
with aunty Jemima?”she asked and i rolled my eyes
“nope! with someone else,and I think it’s enough talk about it”i said and she nodded as we both walked out of my room, climbing down the stairs
“do you want something?”i asked knowing she sure nee-ded something but couldn’t say it out,that’s pumpkin for you!
always clingy when she nee-ded something!
“yeah brother” she squeak happily
“and what’s that?” i asked
“my favourite fries!!”she said placing her palms together in a pleading tone
“i might be busy but i sure won’t forget that” i said and she jumped in excitement,stole a pe-ck from and ran up the stairs up to her room while I got into the sitting room properly
crazy girl!
“good morning mum!
good morning dad!” I greeted moving towards the exit door
“where in God’s name are you heading to Davis?
you’ve gat a d@t£ today!”dad said and i st©pped on my tracks turning to face him
“and do i look dressed like am heading to work?
i reschedule my schedules because of you
the driver is gonna take me there” i said and dads face brightened up a bit
“that’s my boy” was all he could muttered
“thank you honey, she’s super beautiful, I bet you would like her”mum said and i let out a wry smile
“not like I haven’t seen her!
excuse me plea-se” I said and move out
“breakfast is re-ady son”mum’s voice trailed after me
“not interested mum”i replied and pressed the bu-tton on the car key
a green Porsche beeped
“over here” i motioned to a driver and got into it while he did same
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Robyn
“this isn’t necessary mum!” i rolled my eyes at mum as she kept on ru-bbing and applying all sort of stuffs i don’t even know their nomeclatures,all over my face
“come on Robyn, it’s necessary,you aren’t going shopping princess, your going on a d@t£!
your first d@t£!” mum said and i rolled my eyes at her, though she didn’t noticed
she seems more happy than i, i really don’t know if she’s the one going on the d@t£ or it’s me
“i never said this is gonna be my first d@t£ mum!
Charles and I had gone on d@t£s ,a couple of times, so st©p ma-king a fuss out of this
“who’s Charles?”mum asked
“seriously?
mum!” i almost yelled
“oouch!…am sorry princess!
to hell with that lame as-s ex of yours, he’s past tense and Davis is pres£nt” she said and i bit my bo-ttoml!pto prevent me from bur-stng out, i nee-d to maintain a serious face
“so since you’ve gone on a d@t£ before, i guess you aren’t a novice and you should be sure of what to say if he ask you a question
something like…..’hey! damsel, tell me what you like about me?
how do you feel knowing you would soon be getting married to me?
how would you pararde yourself before…..”mum was still saying when i interpolated angrily
“mum!
seriously?” i yelled
“what princess!” she fired back like she said nothing
“do you think it’s as easy as your saying it huh?” i asked and she heaved de-eply
“i just don’t want you to shutter in his pres£nce princess, i want him to see you as a smart and intelligent….”mum was still saying when she shove the eye brush past my lashes, almost into my eyes
“oooouch!
mummy!!!!!” i yelled rushing into my bathroom to wash off thefu-cking makeup before she blind my eyes all in the name of preparing me for a d@t£
“am sorry princess, i wasn’t concentrating” she said and i scoffed wiping my we-t face with a face towel
“yeah!
cause you were busy giving me unnecessary lectures”
A knock c@m£ on the door while I apply lotion on my face and l!pgloss
“what the hell are you both still doing in there?
the driver is here alre-ady”dad yelled throu-gh closed door
“coming honey!” mum replied, hurriedly
“sit down princess and lemme quic-kly give you a light makeup” mum said and I got hold of my purse, pu-lling my shoes into my legs
“not interested ” i yelled and rushed out, leaving her behind
TBC…….
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guys what do u think the d@t£ wud be like?