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❄A
🌟NIGHT🌞
❤WITH 😎HIM😎
✍AUTHORESS SANDY✍
📘CHAPTER FOUR📘
🔰LINDA🔰
Linus sat at the front sit of the car, he was glancing at the cars throu-gh the window.
“So Linus tell me more about you?
I asked to break the silent.
“Ma! I no get good story for my life ooo! Na so so struggle I dey struggle make guy hustle for street”
He sounded.
“But you must have interesting thing about yourself, what of your parents?
I asked.
“Ma! I be only pinkin my papa and mama born for this world, I no sabi why dem born me for this world to come suffer, my papa die when I dey secondary, my mama no pity me she come join my papa to where he dey, come leave only me for this kind world, no b©dy wan help me so nah we-tin man go do if no be struggle and hustle for life”
He sounded.
I really felt his pain, “Its well okay”
I said.
“Madam! It don well alre-ady, you be angle papa God s£nd for me to better my life, Madam I thank you so much, if na to say you fit go inside my heart u go see how my heart dey dance with joy”
He said.
“Okay Linus!
I stwiched on the music to avoid boring.
“Ma! I know say rich rich ladies like you nah this kind America music you na dey like pla-y, abeg you get OBO music?
He asked In a funny way.
“Are you one of Davido’s fan?
“Ma! OBO na my nigga! I like him music die, e dey sweet me for b©dy”
He sounded with smiles.
“Well, I see!
I said and pl@yhis music.
He started singing and even dancing too, he knows all the lyrics of the music.
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Three hours, we are still on the road, we c@m£ to a sp©t where a man that was driving recklessly stupidly hit my car.
“Oh my God!
I shouted as the man hit my car and I st©pped.
“Which kind nons-en-se be this one nah!
Linus shouted and c@m£ down from the car.
I checked from I got any crash on the car but there was none.
He rushed to the man and st©p him and I followed him immediately.
“Oh boy! Something dey worry you for head! You no dey see well or e be like say you smoke! or you drink! If you wan kill persin make you go kill your family!
He shouted.
The man c@m£ down from the car and started rating.
“Who the hell are you? Are you stupid? Did you know who am I?
The man shouted knowing fully well what he has done.
“Who you be? Oh boy may I tell you, you be nob©dy, no be say you carry this carton you call car come dey form you be president pinkin! you be nob©dy but nah common driver wan you be!
He shouted.
“What sort of an insult this is? Don’t allow me to call the police on you!
He shouted.
He laughed out and said.
“You no fit do me anything, I grow from ghetto na me wan be area boy, I no dey fear pesin, I no dey hear word!
He shouted and jumping.
“Linus is okay! Let’s go nothing happen to the car!
I said.
“Get out from my face! You idiot and go and find a way to better this your useless life”
The man shouted and pushed him.
The man crossed the boundary by pushing him.
“Na me wan you push! You sallow liver come t©uçh me! You don enter one chance be this one nah!
He shouted with so much anger and saw a stick, he rushed and collected it.
“What did you want to do?
I shouted.
“I will show you say I be area boy, dey born for ghetto!
He shouted.
Immediately the man saw him coming with that big stick, he rushed to his car and drove out fast.
“Idiot! You for come may I use this design your face!
He shouted and hit the car with the stick.
The little drama really caused a commotion, that some drivers st©pped to find out what the problem could be.
“Linus can we go now!
I shouted.
“This man get luck today I for show him who I be, we ghetto no dey hear word”
He shouted.
We went back to the car and drove out.
“Linus you don’t have act that way”
I said.
“Ma! Why he go hit us? And he come dey talk ru-bbish, he for fit may show yan who I be!
He shouted.
“Its okay!
He is indeed an area boy, how will he handle the task around Mom? I just pray he will not spoil everything for me.
Four hours later, we arrived at Mom”s place, the gateman opened the gate as we drove in.
Mom is alre-ady outside waiting for us.
“We are here so behave yourself!
I said.
“You no get wahala on that one Ma”
“Remember no more Ma, is Linda”
I said.
We c@m£ down from the car, I rushed to Mom and gave her a ti-ght hvg.
“I have miss you Mom!
“I miss you too my baby! Happy birthday to you my angel!
She said.
“Thanks Mom!
“Good day Ma!
Linus greeted with smiles.
“Good day my son!
Mom replied with smiles.
“Am Linus Johnson!
He introduced.
“Linus! You are welcome, My daughter has told me so much about and I have waiting for this day to come so that I will know who you are”
Mom said.
“Thanks Ma! It is my plea-sure to meet you”
He sounded with smiles.
The gateman carried our luggages inside.
“He is handsome!
Mom whispered to me.
I did not utter any word but only smiled to what she said.
“Son you are welcome, let go inside!
Mom said.
“Thanks Ma!
Mom lead the way,Linus was was looking around the compound.
“Ma! Una dey rich! See house!
He wishpered to me as he shooked his head.
I smiled as we went inside the house.
“Linda I cooked all your favorite food!
Mom said.
“I know what you can do Mom!
I sounded with smiles.
“You guys should come over to the dinning table, I know you are much hungry because of the long journey”
Mom said.
We went to the dinning, as-sorted food, fruits and drinks filled at the table.
I sat down facing Linus while he was sitting beside Mom.
“Son I know you will like to eat swallow”
Mom said.
“Ma! Anyone you wan…….
“What did he want to speak? Did he want to fall my hand?
I though.
I matched him with my leg and gave him sign.
“Ma! Swallow will be okay with any soup of your choice”
He said.
“Wow! He can’t speak English very well”
I thought with a smile.
“Okay! You know you will like this ban-ga soup”
Mom said with smiles.
“For sure Ma! I will enjoy it”
He replied with smiles.
Mom dished out the food for him.
“What about you my princess?
“Mom you know my favorite soup”
I said.
She dished mine and I started eating with fork, I perfer using fork to eat swallow while Linus uses his hand eating so cool.
“So Son! Where are you from?
Mom asked.
“Ma! Am from Anambr@ State!
He replied.
“Wow! Not far from here, where in Anambr@?
“Nnewi Ma!
“Nnewi! Nnewi people are very good, my younger sister married from there, I like your people”
Mom sounded with smiles.
I was just eating and mopping at them as Mom was throwing her questions and praying that she will not ask him the one that will be diffcult for him to answer.
“Thanks for the compliment Ma!
“Son! Forget about the Ma of a thing, I perfer you calling me Mom because you will soon be my son in law”
Mom said.
“Okay Mom!
“What of your parents? Who are there?
Mom asked.
“They are Mr and Mrs Johnson but they are late”
“So sorry son! So what did you do for a living?
Mom asked.
I thought what could be his answer, Mom will not st©p this questions.
“Mom! Am into oil business!
He replied.
“Oil business like?
Mom asked.
“Mom! What he mean to say is that he works in oil company”
I sounded.
“Oh okay! Oil company!
“Yes Mom!
“That’s good! It suits a young handsome man like you, excuse me let me get something at the kitchen”
Mom said, washed her hand and cleaned it with napkin.
Linus breathed in lively as she walked out.
“Your Mama wan kill my with questions! E be like say she dey work for police people?
He sounded.
“That’s Mom for you, any question she ask just try and ask it, I don’t want her to notice anything okay”
I sounded.
“Me I don tire for her questions oooo!
He sounded.
“She just want to know you more that’s why she is throwing questions on you”
“Why she wan know me more when e no be wan go marry you?
“You know, I hired you for this so don’t fall my hand, Just keep on acting”
“No wahala Ma! I balance well for the acting”
He said.
Few minutes, Mom c@m£ back with nothing.
“Mom what did you go to the kitchen to do?
I asked.
“I thought to bark some sandwiches, I know you like but I discovered the ingredients are not enough”
She replied.
“Mom! You can leave it for another day beside we are staying for the weekend”
I said.
“Thanks Mom!
Linus greeted as he washes his hands.
“I hope you enjoy the food?
“Mom! I over enjoyed myself, I love your meal, it has been long since I had this type of home made African soup”
He sounded with smiles.
“You are staying to weekend so for that weekend I will make that fill your stomach with home made meal to the instance the worms in your stomach will be dancing for joy”
Mom sounded with laugh.
We both laughed loudly.
“That’s my mom! Trust you Mom! I know what you can do!
I shouted as I laughed.
“So Son! What is the status of your relationsh!pwith my daughter?
Mom asked.
I breathed and thought what on how he will answer the question.
He cleared his throat and start,
“Mom! Your daughter is such a beautiful lady, she is so caring and adorable that every man will deserve to have as a wife and am I so lucky that I met her and I will be so happier to spend the rest of my life with her”
He sounded so lovely with smiles.
His speech shocked me,made me to doubt that he can not be a secondary school drop out, someone that grows in the street said this without any mistakes.
“That’s lovely! You know my daughter is the only I have in this world, she is my everything and her happiness matters a lot to me, I don’t this her pres£nt relationsh!pto be like her past ones”
Mom said.
“Mom you got nothing to worry about, I love Linus and he loves me too”
I added.
“Mom! As Linda said, you got nothing to worry about, I love Linda so much and am I happy to make her my wife”
He said and took a sip of his jui-ce.
“Am happy to hear that, where did you guys meet?
He matched me with his leg, giving me a sign on what to tell her, I gave him a sign to say any place without Mom’s notice.
“Mom, we met at the supermarket!
“Yes at the Supermarket, the second one was at the bar”
I said and took a sip of my jui-ce.
“That’s good”
She sounded.
Few minutes later, after the questions and answers, Mom free us.
“Linda show my son in law around the house”
She said.
“Okay Mom!
Firstly we went up to the room.
“Oh my God! See room! Nah my room be this?
He asked looking around the room.
“I thought you have forget this your pidgin?
I said.
“How go forget am? Wan they born me inside pidgin, I only the speak one because say I dey with Mama”
He said.
“You said, you are secondary school dropouts! How come your intonation looks so polite without any single mistakes?
I asked.
“Ma you no go fit un-derstand! Na sure say I drop out for secondary school, I no even enter for s£nior clas-s, I come comot and I grow for area but I come dey learn small small English for persin mouth”
He said.
“Okay! Kudos to you, I like the you handle everything at the dinning and Mom likes you”
I said with smiles.
“I tell you say acting dey for my blood, if no say na condition wan make crayfish bend down I for don dey do movie and for that money wan you give me so I no wan fall your hands and that money don better my life”
He sounded with joy.
“Okay!This my room, we will be spending the night together”
“I swear Ma! This room fine die! the be-d dey big ooo, e fit carry ten people”
“You know we can’t share the same be-d so you will be slee-ping at the couch”
“No wahala for that one! As far na this room wan I go sleep that one no be my problem, I fit sleep for floor”
He sounded still looking around the whole room.
“Rich people no go kill me! Una get pas-sage for room!
He sounded.
“What did you say? Did you mean the balcony?
I asked.
“Yes! That pas-sage way dey there!
He pointed at the balcony.
Oh my goodness! Did he just called the balcony a pas-sage? This guy is so funny!
“Linus that’s not a pas-sage, it is call balcony”
I corrected him.
I went to the balcony,
“Nah see house ooo! The kind breeze wan dey come up from here fit make your b©dy turn to ice”
He shouted.
“I wan go downstairs, go see how down dey?
“You got no problem, am at your service”
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We come go down, money dey sweet ooo! Who go talks say money no dey sweet I go carry nee-dle, pin am for mouth.
Oh boy! See house, God just carry me throw away for persin wan dey call poverty and put me for rich say may I enjoy b©dy, I don pray and ask baba God say may I no go do anything wan go fall this Madam’s hand, I don hummer for that my 500k wan dey for my account I go carry yan do plenty things.
We come waka for the whole house, everything dey fine, dey even get swimming pool, na him be say I go dey swim everyday like fish.
Persin wan go marry this Madam Linda dey on t©p of better soup because if the Mama come die na him wan go give everything and she go carry her property give her husband.
The mama sabi ask question but thank God say I jump and pas-s am.
Madam! May I talk am again, this house fine die!
She laughed this her America laugh.
“Linus you have said this in a thousands times!
“Na so e be Madam! I pray baba God say make him give me this kind house and I no say I go hummer build this kind house one day”
“I said Amen to that your prayer!
She talk.
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Night come reach, nah so they come serve me dinner, come dey do me like say I be big person.
I come chop my food, wash am down with a cool jui-ce.The woman sabi ask question but this time she no ask question but she sabi tell jokes pas-s all the jokers.
“Good night Linda!
I say.
“Good night too you Linus!
She talk lie down dey press her phone.
Me wan no get phone come lie down for chair dey look at the AC wan cool me and e na sweet me for b©dy.
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