💙💚A HIRE b©yfri£nd😍😍
💧A
🌞NIGHT
🌟WITH❄ 😎HIM😎
✍AUTHORESS SANDY✍
📘CHAPTER THREE📘
🌼PAMELA🌼
We were at our usual sp©t,cheering with drinks and Linda walked in.
Her face was not bright at all, she looks so worried.
“Hey babies!
She sounded with a worried tone giving us a hvg.
“What’s it Linda?
We both asked.
“You seem worried what’s going on?
Sliver asked.
“Babies am not happy at all, you know my birthday is in two days time and I have not gotten a fiancee or b©yfri£ndto introduce to Mom”
She sounded so worried.
“Is that why you are panicing Linda?
I said.
“Linda you don’t have to worry, you will simply tell the Mom that you got no b©yfri£nd”
Sliver said.
“Did you think she will buy that story that up till a year I have gotten no b©yfri£nd”
She sounded.
“What of you telling her that your fiancee will not make it to your birthday because of the urgent business call he got to travel out from the country”
I suggested.
“Mom will not buy that story either, you know too well who Mom is, she will insist to call him on phone”
She said.
“Then forget about going home to celebr@te your birthday, you can celebr@te it here with us”
Sliver said.
“Sliver that won’t work either, you know I always celebr@te my birthday with Mom and if I don’t celebr@te it this time with her it will be suspicious”
She said.
“Then what are you going to do?
I asked.
“I don’t know! I got no idea in my head”
She shouted.
“What of if you hire a guy to pertend as your b©yfri£nd?
Sliver suggested.
“A Hire b©yfri£nd!
We both shouted.
“Yes! Just for weekend”
She said.
“No! I can’t do that Sliver”
“Linda I think Sliver have a good idea, you can pay a guy to pertend to be your b©yfri£ndmeanwhile it is just for a weekend”
I added.
“That way your problem is solve”
Sliver said.
“I can’t fool Mom! I don’t like this suggestion at all, it is better I tell Mom that I don’t have a recent b©yfri£ndthen to fool her”
She said.
“Okay the way you think that suits you”
I said.
“I still suggesting you should hire a b©yfri£nd”
Sliver said.
Linda find it somehow to accept the suggestion we gave her.
Done with our drinks and dep@rt to our various houses.
❄LINDA❄
Tomorrow is my birthday and still not gotten a b©yfri£nd, Mom has called me on phone to remind me about the promise I made to her a year ago.
I was coming back from the supermarket and my car st©pped at the road.
“What could have cause this? I thought the mechanic boy services this car?
I said and c@m£ down from the car.
I opened the car to checked the engine but I did not see anything that could be the problem.
I went inside the car try to start it but no responding.
“What sorts of nons-en-se is this? What type of embras-sment is this? This what I hate”
I shouted.
This my stupid gateman don’t know how to drive a car I could have call him to bring me another car and now there’s no cab.
I tried to contact the mechanic boy but his line was not going throu-gh.
“What am I going to do now?
I sounded being so annoyed.
I tried to give Pamela a call but she didn’t pick.
“Where did she keep her phone?
I called Sliver but I was not hearing what she was saying due the p@rty she was having with her boo.
I leaned on my car, thinking on what to do and hoping to see someone that can give me a ride.
I stood there for almost thirty minutes and sudden I saw this guy approaching to me.
He c@m£ closed to me and I wanted to run because he was looking so strange.
“Why you wan run? we-tin happen to your car?
He asked.
I looked at him from head to toe, he was looking so dirty, his beard looks unkept, he worn his shi-t at the back side, he used sponge to hold his oversized trou-ser and his sli-ppers is also oversized, eating 🥜 nuts like someone who have not eaten for the past one month.
“Why you dey look me like this? I be human being like you, I say we-tin happen to ur car?
I asked and used his index f!nger and brou-ght out the nuts from mouth and li-cked.
“What type of a bush man is this? Where on earth did he c@m£ from?
I mumbled.
“Ma! E be like say you no wan talk and you no nee-d help may I dey go my way”
I said.
“My car break down!
I said still looking at him with a strange look.
“we-tin come happen it?
He asked still eating his nuts.
“I don’t know!
“May I check yan!
“Are you a mechanic?
“No ma! But I sabi do cars well well, any car I sabi work yan!
He sounded with laughs.
I allowed him to check the car.
“Ma! You fit start the car!
He said.
I went inside the car and start it and it started.
“How did you do that?
I sounded with so much joy.
“Madam! Na small thing wan do the car”
He replied.
“Thanks so much, am so greatful for this”
I sounded with smiles.
I went and brou-ght some money to him.
“You can have this! Without your help I would have been to further notice”
“Thank you Ma! Thank you Ma!
He sounded with so much excitement bowing down his legs in appreciation of the money.
It seem to me that the money I gave him will help him lot in feeding.
“Its okay!
I said and he walked out.
Immediately he walked out, Sliver’s word echoed in my head, “Hire A b©yfri£nd”
“Excuse me!
I shouted and he c@m£ back.
“we-tin happen again? No car no wan start?
He asked.
“No! Tomorrow is my birthday”
“Happy Birthday Ma!
He said with smiles.
“But I nee-d someone that will pretend to be my b©yfri£ndjust for a weekend, I will pay that person 500k”
I said.
“500k!
He shouted with his eyes wi-de open.
“Yes! 500k, will you pretend to be my Hire b©yfri£ndjust for a weekend?
I asked.
“Person wan go refuse this offer no dey his right mind, the person br@in turn for back, I go do yan! I go be your b©yfri£ndMa!
“Okay, you will be traveling home with me to introduce you to my Mom”
I said.
“Ma! No problem, 500k just for a weekend I don rich be that one nah, this one nah manna from heaven”
He sounded with joy.
“What’s your name?
“Ma! Dem dey call me freeborn but my real name be Linus, you know say I no like that name ooo, nah my papa come give me that name e come be say I sabi lie”
He sounded.
“Its okay!
I said and laughed.
“You know what, you will not travel with me like this, you nee-d to look good okay, so here is my card and address is there, we will be going for shopping before traveling, I will be expecting you to my house in the morning”
I said as I gave him the card.
“Okay Ma!
“See you tomorrow morning!
I said and went to the car.
“Bye Ma! Oh boy you don rich ooo, 500k”
I said and jumped with joy.
I drove out to the house, I have finally gotten a Hire b©yfri£nd, I hope he will carry out his task well to avoid any suspicious and he nee-d to look so good.
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I waked up by the call of Mom, she called me to wish me Happy Birthday and also asked me about my fiancee which I told her that I will be coming home with him, she felt so happy when she heard that.
Few minutes later, I started hearing noises from downstairs.
“Who is Musa quarreling with?
I said and worn my sli-ppers to check who it could be.
“You no dey correct house! Someb©dy like you no fit see my madam, you no who my madam be?
Musa shouted.
“I say I wan see your Madam!
“E be like say you no dey hear? something block for your ear? Person like you no fit see my madam”
“No be your madam’s card be this? Na she wan give me this card”
I overheard them quarreling.
“What is going on there Musa!
I shouted as I c@m£ outside.
“Madam! Na this beggar, he say he wan see you!
“Na you wan be beggar!
“Musa why are you insulting my guest?
“Madam! This person wan be beggar na your guest? Wan you come meet this kind person?
“Shut up that your mouth! And mind how you will be talking to my guest!
I shouted.
“Good morning Ma!
“Morning Linus! You are early?
“Yes Ma! I no wan keep you waiting Ma!
“Okay! Let go inside!
He couldn’t st©p starring at the compound, shooking his head.
“See fine house! Money dey sweet oo!
We walked inside the sitting room.
“Oh Jesus! Here nah your house! I don enter heaven!
He sounded.
I laughed, he is just a funny person.
“Madam! Your papa na Dangote or Bill Gates?
He asked.
“Not at all! Sit on the sofa I will be right back”
“You say may I sit and suffer? No ma! I no wan suffer again, may I sit on the floor”
I sounded and wanted to sit on the floor.
“Linus I mean sit on the chair, I will be right back”
I said and walked out.
Few minutes later, I c@m£ back with glas-s of jui-ce.
“You can have this, let me shower so we can go for the shopping”
I said.
“Thank you Ma!
I went up showered and c@m£ down.
“We can go now, you know we have a lot to do”
I said.
“Okay Ma!
He stood up and followed me behind.
We went to the car and drove to the haircut salon first before heading to the boutique.
The haircut man gave him a very good looking haircut style which fits him very well.
We went to the boutique, we spend almost thirty minutes there buying clothes and other things.
We c@m£ home, I showed him the guest room for him to shower.
I was at the sitting room waiting for him to come downstairs, within some minutes he c@m£ down looking so dashing and handsome and I could not believe he is still the same man I met yesterday because of his transformation.
“Wow! Linus you look so good and you have changed too, I love that”
“Thanks Ma! Na your handwork wan dey for the wall”
He said with smiles.
“You know what Linus, there will be no Ma again from now on you will be addressing me by my name Linda and your language of speech has to change”
I said.
“Okay Ma! I know say I no finish secondary school but I sabi speak small small English”
He said.
“You have to comport yourself around my Mom to avoid any suspicious okay”
I said.
“Ma! You get no wahala for that one, I sabi act well well, my dream na to be actor if no be say na condition wan make crayfish to bend you for dey see me for TV wan I dey act film”
He sounded so funny.
“Okay Linus, we can go now!
He carried our luggages to the car and we drove out to Mom’s place.
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