*~NONse-nSE MISTAKE*~ ?
Episode 1
“Baby, where are you? There is this new lestaurant they opened newly, that is vely crose to my stleet.
I want you to come so we can clash one or two things there.
I heard that it’s the latest in town” Ofoma said, asking his long time girlfriend whom he loved so much with all his heart and was planning to marry her.
“Oh God! How did I end up with this loser? How many times will I teach him not use “R” in place of “L”? But he won’t learn.
He is just a stark illiterate, I can’t deal with him anymore, I’m beginning to get fed up with him”
“Utom, are you still there?” Ofoma asked, listening to hear what Oluchi will say
“Yes….yes, but I can’t come alone, I’m with my friend here, she just visited and there is no way I can leave her here all alone” Oluchi said
“No plobrem, you can bling her arong. I’m ever capabre to pay for what ever you and your fliend will eat, am I not “odogwu” again?” He asked, sounding cheerful and Oluchi then gave him a very faint giggle and said: “OK, we will be on our way, just text me the address”
“Ok, I will do that now. It’s vely close to my stleet, frash me when you start coming”
“Please, it’s not frash, but rather use the word, beep” Oluchi corrected him, feeling irritated, “and he did not even use the correct word which is “flash”, bush man” she murmured in her heart
“Arlight my teacher, that was why I se-nt you to school so that my children will not have empty br@in like I do”
Oluchi then scoffed and said that they will be arriving the restaurant soon.
After they ended the call, her friend, Chidimma who paid her a visit, gazed at her in a questionable manner, trying to inquire if the guy was a new catch.
“Hmm, I know what you must be thinking, because that look..”
“Yes, yes.. Tell me already, because I’m sure he can’t be Ofoma. Because, the look on your face is different from the one you make whenever you are speaking with him over the phone”
“Chidimma, to tell you the truth, he was the one”
“Huh! You mean that Ofoma was the one you just spoke with over the phone?” Surprised Chidimma asked
“Yes”
“No way! Oluchi, are you being serious?”
“Chi, I can’t take it anymore! That guy is too low for my level. How can I be punishing myself, going out with somebody who I’m not even proud off?
Whenever we are in a public place, I keep praying to God to make him remain silent, but there, he will always find a way to disgrace me with his ” R & L ” syndrome. To tell you the truth, I can’t hold it any longer….”
“Oluchi, if I tell you that I’m not surprised hearing this utterances from you, then know that I’m the biggest liar ever. Since when did you start feeling disgusted about him?”
“Chidimma, I have been nurturing this feeling for a very long time now, just that he keeps washing my eyes with his money. Right now, I’m considering leaving him, I can’t take it anymore”
“Why now? Answer me Oluchi, why now? After he has finished making you a responsible woman in the society?
Thanks to him, you were able to finish your studies in the university without any stress, with the hope of training his future wife.
Oluchi, there is nothing wrong with Ofoma, don’t do this to him, don’t break his heart. Why now that he has finished training you in school and already making plans of coming to see your people? ”
“Chidimma, please don’t mistake love for gratitude. Marriage should be based on love and not gratitude. I know that he helped me with my education, I’m not denying his tremendous effort towards that, but don’t forget in a hurry that I was also paying him back in my own way. I also satisfied his other nee-ds, so we are even.”
“But he had built all his hopes on marrying you, that guy will commit suicide if you do this to him ooo, pls ooo Oluchi, don’t do this, please. I beg you, you have to return the love you two used to share”
“Chidimma, my eyes are opened now, I have already made up my mind.”
“So since, you have already made up your mind, why did you lied to him that you will be coming to see him now?”
“Come on girl! I don’t have to cut him off like that until I get another suitable guy that will occu-py his place. Do you want my account to run dry all of sudden? I have to be posting him until I’m completely done with him.”
“Oh dear, she is definitely going to make Ofoma go crazy, he will commit suicide because of this”
Please let’s go before he start buzzing my phone, asking me where we are.
They were still on a tricycle that was conveying them to the new restaurant when her phone began ringing
“He is calling” Oluchi said, and then answered the call.
“Utom, where are you now? I’m arleady at the prace” he asked
“We are getting close” Oluchi answered, angrily disconnecting the call to his ear, but Ofoma did not see it as anything.
When they reached, Ofoma rose from his seat as he sighted her.
“See my Queen, uto ndum, looking so tantarizing” he said in a loud tone, approaching to hu-g her, spr-eading his arms wide, as people turned watching his proud displa-y of love towards his woman.
“Chidimma, did you see how this man keeps disgracing me? And people are watching…. Why is he spr-eading his hands like that?” She faintly said, giving Ofoma a fake smile.
“All I see here is a man who is in so much love and also proud of his woman. Oluchi, you don’t know what you have. Some women would do anything to be in your place” Chidimma said in her heart.
And Ofoma then led them to where he was sitting and ordered for the waiter.
“Who is here? Prease, my Queen is here now, come and serve our table”
When the waiter approached their table, Ofoma began asking them what they have.
“Hope you people have flied lice and chicken with sarad? They are my baby’s favolite?”
“Ofoma, can’t you keep shut for one minute? Seriously, I’m done with this man, I can’t bear this disgrace any longer” Oluchi said in her heart, breathing anger and de-ep hatred towards Ofoma
“Yes, we have all that sir” the waiter replied
“OK, I will nee-d one bottle of Helo Beer. Hope you have it here?”
“Yes Sir, we do”
“What of Ice-clean, the slawbely type?” He boldly asked, with the intention of making his woman happy
“No sir, we don’t sell ice-cream here” the waiter replied
“It’s ice-cream oo, strawberry oo.. Dear Lord, from what planet did this bush man emanated from? This is the height of it.. Thank God Chidimma is here with me, otherwise, I will die of shame.” She murmured, looking unhappy.
“Utom, what of your fliend, ask her what she will take, or should they bling flied lice for her too?” Ofoma asked, looking at Oluchi, noticing that she was not looking happy…..
~NONse-nSE MISTAKE~ ??
Episode 2
“Utom, I am asking you, what is the matter, you are not rooking happy?”
“The worst pa-rt is that, he has a bold voice, whenever he speaks, it becomes audible to everybody around, I think I have to go, I will tell him that I’m not feeling fine. I should go, I can’t bear this embarr@$$ment any longer.” She quickly thought in her heart and then spoke up: “I think I’m not feeling too strong, I will nee-d to go”
“You are not feering stlong?” Ofoma asked, looking so concern
“Oh dear, another blun-der. He can’t just speak softly, tufiakwa…. This man disgust me a lot, what was I even thinking when I was going out with him?
Looks like he used charm on me. I can’t just wait to get freed from his charm. Enough is enough, and this will be the last time he will ever see me again”
While Oluchi was making up her plan to leave the restaurant, Chidimma was getting mad with her for trying to ruin her evening.
“Oluchi, I don’t know what your problem is, I don’t know why you want to ruin this wonderful gathering.
This man you are complaining about is just OK. There is nothing wrong with him, though his accent is not that OK, but he is not bad at all.
And besides, nobody is perfect. I will have to make her stay a bit longer, so that I don’t get to miss this wonderful order that has been placed already. Kindly hi Sophia on+21891 to be added to any of our novels group for more stories… The aroma of their food tastes yummy, I would like to taste their food.” She said in her heart and then spoke up: “Oluchi, you don’t have to worry, you will soon get better, you know you just took some drugs? So relax, and allow the drugs to have effects and clear the headache”
“Huh!” Oluchi gapped, looking at Chidimma in sheer surprise and Chidimma smiled and gave her a wink.
“You want to ruin my evening, abi? I won’t allow you do that to me” Chidimma said in her heart, smiling
And Oluchi who un-derstood what she did smiled back and then relaxed for her sake.
“Utom, you didn’t ter’me you wel’sick? How is it doing you now?” He asked, drawing his seat very close to where Oluchi was sitting and tried cuddling her.
The seat they were sitting on wasn’t that comfy for such sitting position, but he tried getting Oluchi to lie on his body, to have her cudd-led comfortably, but Oluchi swiftly get loose of herself
“What is he doing now? What have I done to this man? Can’t he just use his common se-nse to know that this type of chair won’t allow us sit in that position. He is a a bush man.
Infact, a bush man is even better than him, because a bush man knows how to make use of his br@in, but this one, there is nothing in his br@in. Absolute nothing.” She cursed in her heart.
“Please, I am OK, you are hurting me by doing this, I am OK. Can you please shift your seat a bit?” She requested, looking straight at Ofoma’s eyes.
But Ofoma misun-derstood her, he thought that she wanted him to come more closer.
“Yes my baby, I wir’do just that” he said, and began pushing his chair more closer to where she was sitting and surprised Oluchi began looking at him.
“Where do you think you are going again?” She burst, continued looking at him.
“I’m doing what you asked me to do, you said that I should come croser to your sit’ calm looking Ofoma replied
“Can’t you see there is no more space here? I asked you to move back and you are coming back to a place where there is no space”
“A prace where “thelis” no space?” Mummy, is that one a new song because it rooks rike a song, he asked trying to sound funny, to make Oluchi rele-ase a smile, but she was already boiling in anger.
“It rooks rike a song or that it sounds like a song?” A girl who was sitting close to them interrupted.
“Can you face your side please? Nobody asked for your opinion” Chidimma attacked her.
“Hmm, drama people. You people haven’t stopped making noise ever since you get here or are you the only people in this place? Can’t you guys behave mature for once” The girl furiously added
“Who is this one? Anyway, I don’t blame you, it’s only people who are jealous of true love finds it offensive whenever they see one” Chidimma replied her
And Oluchi turned to the girl and then gave her a very mean look, she looked for the word to reply her but said in her heart, that replying her won’t depict the difference between them.
“No, I won’t fall to her cl@$$.”
Ofoma who noticed the mood change of Oluchi decided to mellow her down.
“I am solly my Queen, prease forgive me.”
“Ofoma, I want to go. I just nee-d to go, I can’t stay here any longer. And Chidimma, if you want to continue staying here, you can go ahead, as for me, I am off”
And Oluchi aro-se from her chair and began heading towards the exit.
While she was angrily making her gait, a guy who had been giving her an inti-mate side look followed suit, trying to see if he can have a moment with her.
From the moment Oluchi entered the restaurant, he never removed his eyes off from her. He got captivated by her beauty.
While watching what was happening between Oluchi and Ofoma, it got clear to him that Ofoma won’t be a problem to him.
“Naa, that guy is a fool, he is not up to my level. He will watch me snatch his woman from him and won’t to anything about it.” He said, trying to catch up with Oluchi who was fast to leave the restaurant.
“Utom, whiala you going naa? Come back” he called in a loud voice. “I am Solly, I won’t make you angly again” he continued walking towards her direction, pleading to everybody’s hearing.
“Hello beautiful” A sweet de-ep soft voice greeted from behind, smiling.
And she turned and saw a cool chocolate shade looking guy who was looking so neat on his packet shirt. His masculine perfume flew throu-ghand scratched her nostrils.
“Hi” she responded
And then, Ofoma ran and stood in front of the man, blocking him from looking at Oluchi.
“Utom, you don’t have to reave rike that, I’m solly. OK, I will dlive you home.”
“Mr man, can’t you see she is having a discussion with somebody, or am I too small that you couldn’t notice me?”
“Who al’you? She is my wife, so back off. Wife snatcher” Ofoma raked.
“Hello beautiful, I don’t believe him because I know you can’t simply get married to this low life crap.
He doesn’t deserve your status. You are beautiful and intelligent, please, don’t end up with somebody like him otherwise, you will regret your life, I’m telling you this from experience.
Just think about it. Here is my card, call me when you must have found some se-nses in what I have just said, but believe me, you will regret it if you end up with him” he said began giving Oluchi his card.
“In my plecence kwa? Na’ ihum kwa? Utom, show him that you are my wife, infact spit in his face, I will defend you, he is shameless.
He doesn’t have any respect for somebody’s wife, I show him the stuff I am made off” Ofoma urged, getting ready to fight the guy, thinking that Oluchi will heed to his words but little did he know that things were no longer as they were…..
Tbc