MAMA IS A WITCH🤡🤡
Episode 3.
“Victor are you hearing me? She asked when everywhere was quiet.
“Yes mama but I’m fine, he replied ru-bbing his head.
“It is not you are fine, the dream was not funny at all, his mom said.
“Allow that boy to sleep for today work na, what is it! His father angrily said on the background.
“So what I’m doing is bad eh? She asked him still on phone.
“You can still talk about whatever revelation you had in the morning or visit him later to discuss it. plea-se you’re disturbing me ahh, he said and Victor heaved.
“I can’t believe you’re saying this like it doesn’t concern you. I told you………”Its okay mama I’ll call you in the morning so you’ll tell me about it, Victor said cutting throu-gh knowing a serious argument might bur-st out.
“In fact I’ll be there tomorrow, bye bye, she said and dropped the call.
“Why you tell your mama say you’re fine? Fred asked.
“You didn’t hear the quarrel that almost bur-st out ba? Its better i tell her when she comes because I know she will, Victor replied getting up.
“Where are you going to now? Mark asked.
“I no go fit sleep again o God forbid! I wan go parlor watch film, Victor replied and Fred started laughing.
“Na small thing dey fear you like this? Fred asked.
“Eh na small thing i agree, Victor said.
“If people dey see death eh, the kind race people for run eh, Fred said laughing ha-rd .
“Guy no mind am but come sleep joor nothing fit happen this night again as e be so. Our prayers and anointing water go carry you till next year sef, Mark said holding him back but Victor bur-st out laughing when he saw truly the water is finished and the be-d was soa-ked.
“See as una mumu, Victor said.
“We gree, the mumu na for all of us, Mark said.
“Make I go drink water first abeg, Victor said and ran out of the room………….
In the morning Maria was trying to prepare breakfast and she noticed someone was behind her. She turned and saw her mother just leaning on the door looking at her,
“Ahh mama you scared me. Good morning, Maria greeted.
“I scared you means what? Why should you be scared in your own house? She asked and Maria heaved.
“How was your night? Maria asked.
“You too how was your night after the amazing breakup with your chewing gum b©yfri£nd, she said approaching her and Maria st©pped what she was doing.
“Who told you this? Maria asked.
“No one has to tell me, i know you more than you know yourself, she replied.
“plea-se mama I only want to have a peaceful breakfast this morning and go to work. But wait o, are you even worried I’m not married yet? Because your anger shouldn’t be because the guys are not rich, of course you know rich men c@m£ and were very serious but it all crashed. Have you ever sat me down to know what’s going on and why I’m having all the disappointment in relationsh!ps? Maria asked and her mother smiled.
“What are you trying to say now, that i don’t care? She asked.
“Mama you don’t care at all and you’re ma-king things more difficult for me! Maria shouted hitting her legs as tears swelled up in her eyes and she held her.
“Sweetheart who will even believe you’re more than 30 years? You’re even looking younger than Francis……. “Mama just st©p! If you’re trying to make me feel I’m still fresh and beautiful won’t st©p the fact that i should be married! What will i say is keeping me? Maria asked.
“And who will dare ask you such ru-bbish? Her mom angrily said and Maria sniffed.
“Just let me be, Maria replied and returned back to what she was doing.
“Okay i will let you be. But You better don’t kill yourself o because of husband. Me do i have husband? Her mom said and Maria turned to look at her as she slowly left the kitchen. Maria quic-kly closed the door behind,
“Unbelievable! She said and returned to the pot…………….
Francis was going throu-gh His iPad when his phone began to ring and it was the guys calling. He hissed and let it ring twice before picking up,
“Na my call you dey ignore? Fred asked.
“You been forget anything with me? Francis asked.
“Don’t be like that this o haba na women dey keep grudges and not guys! We dey show house after work today sha, Fred said.
“Hmmm I don hear, he said and Fred laughed.
“My guy! What wine should we bring for peace offering, Fred said and Francis smiled.
“Our guy still dey vex o! Fred shouted on the rest and Victor got the phone.
“Correct guy! Victor hailed that Francis shook his head smiling.
“Una no well o shebi you know? Francis asked.
“How you take sabi that one? If you see we-tin Victor do last night eh and our performance true true we no well, Fred shouted at the background.
“Amebo no go kill you for this life you come so, victor said and Mark got the phone.
“See we dey come house make we gist you, Mark said.
“I dey wait o! Francis shouted laughing.
“No wahala na, we go land with your favourite, you know today is Friday!! Victor screamed out.
“Crazy guys! Francis said laughing and they dropped the call.
The door opened and his mother walked in which Francis quic-kly covered his be-dspre-ad on his b©dy.
‘Ah mama at least a knock, he said.
“Meaning what? She asked and he shook his head.
“Anyway i c@m£ to talk with you, she said sitting down in his be-d.
“Okay, he said dropping his phones to listen to him.
“I heard your friends are coming here, are they good people? She asked and Francis looked at her.
“Mama i don’t un-derstand, its not the first time they are coming and you’ve known them since we were in the university so why such a question? He asked.
“Eh but they laughed at you na, she replied.
“Mama we have reconciled and we are cool. They didn’t laughed at me as you think, it was just a misun-derstanding, he said.
“Okay since you say so, just concerned sha. But do you know Victor mother? I’ve never seen her before, she said and Francis smiled.
“His mother is in the village and she only comes to visit Victor and goes back, he replied.
“Okay o if you say so but I’ll love to see her sha. Let me leave you with your phone, she said getting up.
“Mama is that all you c@m£ to say? He asked.
“So is it bad to talk with my son in the morning? She asked and saw his bo-xer on the floor and she quic-kly took it which Francis struggled to get it from her.
“You do mastur-bate or what? She asked after seeing semen in it.
“Ohhh mama this is embarras-sing na, come and start going abeg, he said snatching it from her and she laughed going out………..
MAMA IS A WITCH🤡🤡
Episode 4.
Francis c@m£ out from his room and met Maria setting the table and he greeted her.
“Hmm the tone and the face doesn’t look good this early, she said.
“Is it not mama, she’s behaving so strange now, he said sitting down and Maria smiled.
“So she c@m£ to you after meeting me ba, she said.
“But why is she behaving like this na? Its getting annoying abeg, he said.
“Maybe old age is setting in, she replied.
“Old age kwa, abeg o I don’t think I will hold on o, you nee-d to see what she did in my room like what for? He asked.
“You know they always say twice a child. I think we have to adjust and un-derstand her now okay, she said and Francis heaved.
“Anyway what’s up for breakfast? He asked.
“Egg sauce and yam, she replied and left to get more dishes and their mother walked in dressed for work.
The little smile on Francis face vanished and he bowed his head still annoyed but she ignored him and sat down.
Maria walks in immediately,
“Oh you’re set to go? Maroa asked.
“As you can see. What about you? No work today? She asked.
“Hmm I took today as off, not too bad sha, Maria replied.
“Uhmmm, her mother said nodding and drew her tray close to start eating.
“By the way why is Joe not out yet? Maria asked.
“plea-se na will you allow me eat this food in peace? What is it na! Her mother shouted in a way that shook them.
“Jesus Christ! Mama its your first son and first blood you’re shouting like this? Ahh is not fair na as if it was Joe that made himself like that, Maria said.
“What are you trying to say now Maria? No tell me what you mean by that. So it bad now I said i want to eat this food without seeing any disgusting thing huh? Her mother asked.
“What! Disgust…… Gosh i nee-d to leave this place, Maria said and left immediately while Francis shook his head and slowly left too for his room.
Maria got to Joe room and met him still in be-d,
“Joe its morning and you’re not up, she said tou-ching him and saw his temperature was high.
“Hmm i knew it. But don’t worry okay, just try to tidy up yourself and come down for break fast so I’ll take you to the hospital okay, Maria said and he nodded.
“Sorry okay, your food is on the dinning, she said and slowly left the room………..
Just as Francis friends promised, they showed up at his place just after work.
“Abeg we c@m£ to see the gods with peace offering. plea-se accept this bottle of champagne, Victor said jokingly giving it to him with his head bowed and Francis laughed getting it from him.
“Mad guys, plea-se take your seat, Francis said.
“Thank you boss, Victor said as they sat down.
“So how was work na? Francis asked and left to get glas-ses.
“No bad o, God dey push us dey go, Fred replied.
“How’s mumsy and Joe? Mark asked.
“Mumsy is not back from work…….”that your mama dey try o. She still gallant to dey hustle, Mark cuts in and Francis smiled.
“She will be retiring soon though and as for Joe, Maria took him to the hospital cause he was feeling feverish. They are not back yet, Francis replied pouring the champagne into their glas-ses.
“Eiya maybe na malaria, he will be fine, Victor said.
“I know, Francis said.
“This one you are serving us your drink, its for you o, Fred said.
“Leave that thing joor. we-tin una say happen to Victor last night? Francis asked and Mark shouted very happy Francis brou-ght it up.
“You no dey forget something? Victor asked Francis.
“Tah forget we-tin? Hear we-tin happen o. We dey our own dey sleep jeje with correct dream, when this mumu start to dey shout dey hit b©dy for be-d. Wake up na, mbanu! Na so i remember say Father been bless holy water for us, i rush to go bring am na. As i come back, Fred don turn prophet plus pastor for room o. As Fred dey cabash I dey shout amen dey pour holy water until the Innocent water finish for this idiot head before he wake up. We carry mattress keep outside o, everywhere just soak with water, Mark narrated while Francis was rolling on the floor with laughter.
“You say na who pray? Fred? Francis asked holding his stomach.
“E shock me sef i swear. I come dey reason am if na me been conduct deliverance service. E be like say God been once call me, maybe earpiece been dey my ear that time, Fred said.
“ohh now i sabi we-tin been wan kill me for dream, na your prayers Fred. Even Satan surprise say you pray, you just keep me for hold because satan been dey reason your matter, Victor said.
“Thun-der fire that your mouth. E easy for person to pray sweat? Something wey my prayer go carry you till next year sef you dey talk ru-bbish, Fred said.
“Na that holy water pain me pas-s, i just waste am for this mugu, Mark said and Francis was practically crying.
“Una been sleep so for night? Francis asked.
“My guy reject sleep o,he just run go parlor dey watch film till morning satan do my guy strong thing, Mark replied laughing ha-rd .
“Una don kill me o! Francis shouted.
“But on a very serious note, Victor was seriously attacked that his mother s-en-sed it…… “s-en-sed kwa? She see revelation about him just at that same time, Mark cut into Fred.
“Serious? Francis asked.
“I tell you, she call me immediately i wake up, she dey road to come sef, Victor confirmed.
“Ahhh I thank God for you sha but e pain me as i miss the drama, maybe i for parade the whole house dey cast and bind, Francis said getting up from where he la-id laughing.
“Una no go un-derstand show God saved me, Victor said.
“Eh eh Fred, there’s something i want you to do for me before i forget. You said you know Maria b©yfri£ndba? Francis asked.
“Yes he works in one of our br@nches, we-tin happen? Fred asked.
“That idiot broke up with my sister yesterday with no reason, Francis replied.
“Eh! we-tin dey happen na! Mark shouted.
“I no believe joor, that guy wey love your sister like we-tin. Maybe na just misun-derstanding, Fred said.
“I say They broke up yesterday oo, like final and real breakup. I want you to call him here and try to find out what really happened because I’ve been thinking about it the whole night. I just want to know we-tin my sister do am, Francis said.
“Don’t worry i gat this one, let me call him sef, Fred said taking his phone and dialled a number……..
To think that this is my 3rd time in typing this p@rticular episode makes me want to cry…. Hmmmm sacrifice though!😖😖
Tbc
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