#LOVE_AND_PROSTITUTION ?
#CHAPTER_33_and_34.
Written ✍ Sadiq_Infinity
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#FUNKE
Oh… I can’t believe it… My wedding’s a week from now…. After seven days I’m going to be Mrs. Tony Richa-rd s… Ahhh, What a dream… I’ll be the object of envy among women, they’ll all be wishing they were in my place but they can’t and they never will.
So here I was all hyped up about my wedding, i was with my friends and acquaintances back at my place, having a little mini p@rty before the big day arrived, I got lots of gifts from my hommies and cash gifts from my sugar daddies. It was great getting all these gifts from all of them.
So after the p@rty…. I decided to go throu-gh my gifts and see what is it they got me.. Some got me a dress, some got me jewelries and other stuff, my friend Stella helped me unwra-p some of the gifts… As we were doing that, we got a visit from Hermione Simba, The TV show host.
I’ve always hated Hermione, cause she’s a sneaky and arrogant bit-ch.. She’s nothing but a hyena, always going to gobble up people’s stuff, The bit-ch likes to share or get what people have.
What makes me hate her more is her connections with t©p clas-s jet setters, I know she sleeps with them but that isn’t enough to get them close to her… I wonder what’s her secret?
The bit-ch walked into the place looking around as if something was wrong with the place.
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Hermione ➡ Hey, Funke… I see you’re having a p@rty?
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Funke ➡ No, I’m having a funeral? What brings you here? I don’t remember s£nding you an invite…
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Hermione ➡ Oh.. Come on.. Funke.. Why are you hostile towards me? I’m here just to congratulate you on your wedding which is next week right?
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Funke ➡ Yes? So…
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Hermione ➡ I see you’ve been getting gifts… Well, as it turns out I’m here with a gift of mine as well.
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Funke ➡ Oh…. Well why didn’t you say that in the first place?
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Hermione handed over the gift to me, and I collected it… I was surprised though.. I never thought Hermione would do something like this but anyways that’s good for her. As I opened the gift, I saw a nice lovely ph0to albu-m, I was dazed at first… I looked at Hermione’s face seeing how she was busy smiling, I begin to wonder why she had bought me a ph0to albu-m… I don’t nee-d a stupid ph0to albu-m, besides who nee-ds ph0to albu-m in this generation?
So I opened the albu-m to see what was inside, To my surprise I saw cut out ph0tos of celebrity magazines, and each this ph0tos showed celebrities that had broken off their engagement, I got so peeved that I threw the albu-m away and asked Hermione why she had given me such an insulting and unplea-sant gift.
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Funke ➡ You goat! What’s the meaning of this? Is this some kind of joke, Huh?
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Hermione ➡ What? Don’t you like it? Its an expensive ph0to albu-m…. And the pictures are very captivating..
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Funke ➡ Captivating? What’s captivating about Celebrity canceled engagement?..
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Hermione ➡ Hmm, let’s see… It reminds me of your own engagement with Tony, you see something like this can happen, after all your wedding is a week from now.
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Funke ➡ (laughs) Listen to this bit-ch…. Are you saying that my engagement might be canceled and the wedding might not take place?
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Hermione ➡ Hmm, yeah…. I wished you hadn’t thrown that albu-m though.. Cause it would be quite entertaining for you, after Tony cancels your engagement.. (Laughs)
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Funke ➡ Get the hell out of my house… Enemy of tranquility…. Get out…Nothing is going to happen, you bad luck element… You’re just jealous, that’s all.
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Hermione ➡ Why should I be jealous? I’ve had my share of tony long before you met him and I sure had a lot of fun… And speaking of fun… I wonder what tony is doing right now? Hmmmm… I bet he’s ba-lls de-ep inside another woman’s c*nt… (Laughs)…
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Funke ➡ Hmph! Are you trying to get into my head? Tony wouldn’t do that! I’m his fiance…
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Hermione ➡ Oh plea-se,…. Fiance my foot… He’s a man.. And men have nee-ds… And Tony falls for anything with a fine face and a fine figure… Anyways… I’ll be going now… Remind to get you a consolation card when you and Tony are kaput.. Toodles.. (laughs)
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Hermione left laughing at my face… I couldn’t believe she had spoiled my glee mood… The bit-ch succeeded in ruin my happy moment with her wild and crazy as-sumptions.
But for some reason, I couldn’t st©p thinking about what she said… I couldn’t believe she had sle-pt with Tony before.. And speaking of Tony… Could it be possible he was cheating on me? No.. He wouldn’t dare… Impossible. While I was de-ep in thought, Stella bur-sted my bubble.
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Stella ➡ Funke… Don’t let that who-re mess with your mind… She’s just trying to get into your head.
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Funke ➡ But could it be possible that Tony is…. You know..
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Stella ➡ Cheat on you? With who? He can’t do that.. If he wanted to end the engagement he would have done it alre-ady… So be calm.
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Funke ➡ Hmm, you’re right… Besides what do I have to worry about? It’s not like he’s.. he’s.. slee-ping with…
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In that moment, Linda face’s popped in my mind….. In that moment, I felt a very unplea-sant feeling.. that Linda may look like some saint but her looks alone could drive a man wild.. And as If that’s not bad enough, Tony’s been behaving a little bit strange whenever that Linda bit-ch is around… Who knows how many times Tony’s made a move on her? The bit-ch may resist at first but in the long run she might suc¢v-mb to Tony’s advancement… And recently as of late, I’ve been busy with wedding shopping and event planing that I forgot to keep an eye on Tony.. God, how could I be so careless?
In that moment, I gr@bb£d my car keys and dashed straight to my car, Stella was surprised by what I did but I didn’t care.. I had to make sure that bit-ch isn’t messing with my trophy.
As soon as I entered the car, I turned the car on and pressed the pedal ha-rd , ma-king the car roar, after that I was soon on the road driving straight to Tony’s house.
I Zi-pped past cars, not minding the traffic regulations, the only thing in my mind was the image of Linda having se-x with Tony.. The more I try to forget about thw thought, the more I see it… Minutes later, I arrived at the house, I c@m£ down from the car and rushed at the gate and ban-ged at the gate… Benedict took his time before coming to open the gate and as he did that, I shoved the ape to one side and rushed inside the main house… Immediately I got in, I looked around the house looking for Linda but she wasn’t there, as I climbe-d up the stairs, I began to hear s-en-sual m0@n s and they were getting loud.. As soon as I heard that, my heart froze instantly… In that moment, I felt a sudden headache surrounding my head… I pinched myself hoping the m0@n s I heard were just ordinary m0@n s but as I got closer to Tony’s room, the m0@n s felt more and more real and plea-surable… I held my breath as I got to Tony’s door and to my utmost shock, There was Tony and Linda having se-x, in that moment I appeared Tony was ¢v-mming inside her.. My b©dy went numb as I saw that, I couldn’t feel my legs, my heart ache as if it was trying to bur-st and the headache I got turned to immense dizziness… I couldn’t believe it… So all this time.. Tony and Linda have been… God! This can’t be happening… A week to my wedding and now this? No… It can’t be… That Hermione… That bit-ch’s mouth should be blocked or sealed permanently.. To this her crazy as-sumptions would turn out to be my nightmare and reality..
In that moment, I interfered seeing that tony was trying to have another round with Linda… I expected to see him surprised when I walked in but Tony showed no sign of surprise, Instead he ignored me and began thrû-sting Linda’s c*nt.. I couldn’t believe it.. Why was Tony behaving this way? I asked him what was going but the brute ignored me paying his attention to Linda…
I was so angry and filled with rage by what Tony did.. In that moment, my eyes rested upon Linda and my anger increa-sed, I rushed at her hoping to strangle her n£¢k until she dies.
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Funke ➡ YOU bit-ch, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
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#LINDA
As Funke rushed towards me and Tony, He quic-kly got off from me and st©pped Funke.. I quic-kly covered my b©dy and went to my room, leaving the two of them to settle things out… Immediately I got to my room, I entered the toilet and washed my b©dy… I couldn’t believe Funke saw us… I felt sad that marriage plans was ruined but she deserved what she got… I mean after all the back stabbing and cheating she’s done behind Tony’s back, she should have remember that what goes around comes around..
After I was done bathing, I changed into some nice clothes. After that, I decided to leave the house for a while until Tony and Funke talk things out but as I got to the sitting room, I saw Tony and Funke, quarreling, Tony sat on the couch with a towel stra-pped around his w@!st, crossing his legs, He never say anything to Funke as she was busy raining down insults.. All he did was sip his drink and smile at her face.
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Funke. ➡ Tony! You b*stard…. How could you? Why? What haven’t I given you? What? You ungrateful swine…
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Tony ➡(smiles) ????
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Funke ➡ Oh you think this is funny? You think this is funny? You back stabbing piece of $h!t..
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Tony laughed at Funke’s face as he said that, he quic-kly gulped down his drink and faced her.
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Tony ➡ Funke… You know what… I don’t see why you should be angry!
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Funke ➡ What? Are you insane!? So I should be smiling seeing you fv¢k that ashawo.
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Tony ➡ Look, make me state out two things… No 1, Don’t you ever call Linda that word, she’s now my official girlfriend, No 2, the engagement is off… You and I are done and I’d like you to go in there pack your $h!t and leave my house.. You got that?
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Funke ➡ NO! NO! NO! I won’t… I’m not going to stand here and watch some street bit-ch steal my prized trophy…. What’s going on tony? I thought you said you loved me!? If you didn’t then why the fv¢k did you propose to me?
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Tony ➡ (laughs) ????, Look her bit-ch, at first I did love you but then I began to see the real you and then I realized that I fell in love with a China product… And as for the proposal ????? {laughs} it was the biggest mistake I’ve ever made… I regretted it.. The only reason why I had gotten along with it was because I thought you loved me but then recently I realized that, you who I’m supposed to marry is spre-ading legs for men… Yes bit-ch…. I know your dark secret, I got a pri-vate phone call telling me of your whereabouts and as I got there… I saw the magic… I was angry at first but then I realized.. Why should I be? After all, it’s a good thing I found out in time cause if I had married you, I would be sharing you with your secret lovers out there.. But anyways, I’m sorry things didn’t go as planned, but don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll find some nice gullible guy out there… As for me.. My lady is right there.. My sweet Linda.
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Funke ➡ You think this is over? You think I’d let her take my place!? Never.. This isn’t over you hear me? This isn’t over.. The world will hear of this.
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Tony ➡ So? I don’t care tell who ever you want to tell, if they come ask me, I’ll tell them the kind of person you are.. Do whatever you like, but let me warn you.. Stay away from Linda… You try to do anything to her… Hell’s gonna break loose. Now if you’re done.. I’d like you to get out of my house..
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I watched from a safe distance as the drama unfolded between these two… Funke gave me a mean stare before she snapped her f!ngersthreatening to make me pay, She went up packed her stuff from Tony’s room, no one gave her a helping hand.. As she c@m£ down, she re-moved the engagement ring Tony gave her and threw it at him.. All Tony did was laugh at her, after that Funke dragged her stuff and went out of the house. Immediately after that, I went back to my room thinking about everything that just happened… Because of me, Tony had ended things between him and Funke but at least he did it for a good reason..As I was de-ep in thought, Tony c@m£ into the room walking casually towards me, He sat down next to me wra-pping his hands around my w@!st..
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Tony ➡ Babe.. What’s wrong?
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Linda ➡ If you don’t mind, don’t call me that word, and as to what’s wrong? I’m worried.
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Tony ➡ About what?
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Linda ➡ About everything that just happened.
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Tony ➡ Look babe! Forget Funke.. She’s now a past tense… Let’s focus on our relationsh!phuh?
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Linda ➡ Look, don’t you get it? Funke will definitely tell people about what happened, aren’t you afraid of what people might think? People may look pas-s you and call me a wicked person or a man snatcher.
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Tony ➡ (laughs) Oh Linda.. Who cares? Even if she tells the world, who’s going to support her when they realize who she really is… Linda, you’re all that matters to me right now, don’t worry about what people say about you, all that matters is that I love you and you love me, right?
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Linda ➡ Yes..
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Tony ➡ Good, so let’s ditch the crowd and let’s focus on our relationsh!p, shall we?
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Well, Tony was right though, if anything else, Funke was the one that got herself into this mess.. So if anyone’s to be blamed, it should be her not me..
Right after we were done talking, Tony reached out and gave me a k!ss, pu-ll-ed gr@bb£d and pu-ll-ed me closer to him, his hands were alre-ady clutching my bre*sts… I couldn’t believe this guy, we just had se-x moments ago and he’s coming after me again, before Tony could reach un-der my legs I st©pped him.
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Tony ➡ What’s wrong?
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Linda ➡ We just had se-x minutes ago… Let’s leave that for another time.
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Tony ➡ Come on.. Sugar, I won’t take long..
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Linda ➡ No… If our relationsh!pis going to be about se-x, se-x, se-x, then I’m out.
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Tony ➡ Okay, okay, I won’t be demanding se-x.. So what do you suggest?
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Linda ➡ Well, you know we should be going out on d@t£s most often, talk, and do normal things couples do… You know to build our relationsh!p.
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Tony ➡ Okay, okay… So since Funke is now out of the way.. Why don’t you come stay in my room?
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Linda ➡ No! We’re not married and don’t forget I’m still a maid.
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Tony ➡ Oh, don’t worry, that’s about to change…. So about moving into my room…
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Linda ➡ The answer is still, No!
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#TONY
Man, do I feel good….. Finally things are going on a smooth path, Ever since I kicked Funke out, everything’s been great… I’ve never felt more relieved and excited in my life and the bonus point is, I have Linda.
Linda and I were doing quite all right, and our relationsh!pwas going smoothly, Most of the time we spend a lot of time together, We go on d@t£s, talk and laugh, you know the usual couple bonding stuff but when it comes to se-x, that’s the issue..
Linda isn’t the type of girl that gets hyped over love ma-king like I do but I can’t help it, Linda’s b©dy just a too tempting to resist, and the best p@rt is I never ever get tired of going for more, after our first intense se-x, we did it a couple of times after that, getting Linda to have S-x is quite challenging and unpredictable… I’ve tried many ways to s£dûç£her but she doesn’t give in, from the looks of it, It would seem she wants to have se-x with me on her own terms… Sometimes I get annoyed over this and I don’t like to f0rç£ her into it but that doesn’t mean I’ll st©p trying to s£dûç£her and bend her on my own will.
Unlike most girls I have been with Linda was different, most girls I know love spending time going to shopping, chatting and all that silly stuff but not Linda… Every Sundays, she would persuade me using her feminine charms to re-ad the bible with her.. To be honest I’m not that in religious stuff, but that’s another thing I like about Linda.. She’s quite religious, she prays quite a lot and she tries to stick to the religious teachings and all that, sometimes she would advise me on some matters of mine.. Like calling Cecilia a bit-ch whenever we had a fight or some other things relating to that.. I sometimes try to behave myself and act a little bit more responsibly even if it’s just to plea-se her.. Linda is sure a gem and I would do whatever I can to hold on to her.
A few days after my separation with Funke, The news of our split went all around, Funke never told people why we split because to her it would be an embarras-sment if people heard that she had lost her fiance to a made.. When I was asked by the media about our split, i told them things didn’t work out… I was even invited to Hermione’s TV show about my split with Funke and I told her the very same thing i told the media.
When my mom heard about Funke and I separating, she was furious, Funke’s father Adejumo consulted my mother to make me change my mind and accept Funke back.. The prick even made up a story about Funke trying to commit suicide… Really? ?
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Susan ➡ Tony! What’s the meaning of this? Breaking up your engagement with Funke? What for?
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Tony ➡ Mom! Relax.. I have an explanation to this..
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Susan ➡ Whatever it is, just forgive her and take her back, her father c@m£ to me telling me Funke tried to commit suicide…
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Tony ➡ Mom, that’s just his own gibberish.. Funke isn’t capable of committing suicide, believe me.. And the reason why we broke up is because she’s a who-re… Mom she sleeps with men, I saw her..
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Susan ➡ No… Her father told me everything.. She was having a business meeting with an old friend of his.. Nothing happened between them..
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Tony ➡ Come on mom… Business meeting in a h0tel room? I’m not a kid and I’m not stupid… Funke and I are done! I’ve found someone else..
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Susan ➡ Cecilia has told me about it… Of all the people you could be with you chose a maid of all people.
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Tony ➡ Relax mom.. Linda is a sweet thing… Believe me, I’m sure you’ll get along with her..
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Susan ➡ I highly doubt it..
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My mom sure didn’t support my relationsh!pwith Linda but thanks to Cecilia’s persuasion and Linda’s gentle behavior.. Mom finally saw Linda in a new different level..
Faruk was so excited when he heard I ditched Funke…The crazy guy posted on his status a funny mime to show how excited he was about the split, One afternoon as I was in my company in my office, Faruk paid me a visit bringing with him a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice..
We popped the wine and drank glas-ses ? of it…
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Faruk ➡ Tony, Tony… You don’t know how happy I am… Finally, the bit-ch is gone.. Back to Osun (laughs) ?.
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Tony ➡ ?, Man.. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me balks de-ep inside Linda.. It was like she was going to have a cardiac arrest! ???
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Faruk ➡ What? So she saw you ban-ging your maid… Tony you sly devil.. But the bit-ch deserved it..
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Tony ➡ Yeah…. You know she tried to persuade my mother to make me take her back.
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Faruk ➡ As if that would work…. So how’s your sweet Linda…
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Tony ➡ Man.. She’s a treasure.. So gentle and calm.. But she’s feisty sometimes…
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Faruk ➡ That’s women for you… Ehn.. Have you seen the ph0to that’s been breaking the internet?
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Tony ➡ Yeah… I know the girl in the ph0to.. Man, I never knew she was this h0t…
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Faruk ➡ Have you met her? What’s her name?
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Tony ➡ Her name is Miranda queens, sister of this famous model Tina queens.. She’s a friendly acquaintance of my sister… Man, why is it that this quiet and anti social ladies are the ones that are so h0t? Take this Miranda for instance she looks like some geek and doesn’t hang out with people much but not just look at her… Linda is also a good example as well, she may look like sister Mary on the outside but on the inside.. She’s like Helen of troy.. So damn S-xy and attrac-tive, I tell you.. Appearances are sure deceiving..
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Faruk ➡ Man.. You have to make your sister intro me to that Miranda lady..
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Tony ➡ Guy.. You have 3 wives.. Is it 4?
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Faruk➡ None of your business..
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Tony➡ Well, I’ll see what I can do.. Here let’s make to toast to my new relationsh!p.. Cheers ?.
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Faruk ➡ Cheers ?… No more Olosho Funke.. (Laughs).
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In that moment, Funke’s father Adejumo bur-sted into my office, walking towards at me, his face sure wasn’t in a good mood and I can un-derstand why! The old goat sat down and looked straight at me.
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Tony ➡ Afternoon sir… What can I…
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Adejumo ➡ Hold it right there… What kind of man are you? Cheating on my daughter just a week to her wedding and you did it with your maid… Abomination.. You should be ashamed of yourself.. Embarras-sing my daughter like that.. You’re a fool Tony.. A big..
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Tony ➡ Hold on you old monkey… I should be ashamed of myself? No.. It’s your daughter that is supposed to be ashamed.. She should be grateful that I didn’t tell the media she was fv¢king your friends in the h0tel just days before our wedding… And besides what gives you the right to walk into my office like that? Who do you think you are? This is my company, you got that.. I could have the guards throw you out like trash… Now.. I’m going to ask you nicely.. Kindly get your monkey as-s of my chair and leave my office.. Never come back here else.. I’ll be f0rç£d to humiliate you.. un-derstand?
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Adejumo ➡ You co-rky b*stard! You’ll regret this.. You’ll see..
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Tony ➡ I’ll see nothing you piece of $h!t.. Oh and say hi to Funke for me… She sure was a great fv¢k (laughs)
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The old goat flin-ched with anger ?… He remained still for a while before he stood up and left the office closing the door ha-rd on us.. Faruk and i looked at each other and laughed, we shared another glas-s of champagne ? toasting over my separation with Funke.
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To be CONTINUED
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