#LOVE_AND_PROSTITUTION ?
#CHAPTER_25_and_26
Written ✍ Sadiq_Infinity
#TONY ?
Women are ha-rd to figure out…. At first, when I apologized to Linda, I thought she wouldn’t accept my apology but then a few days later, she was a whole new person, She started greeting me in a most plea-sant way, She was smiling most of the them, sometimes I would wonder if she was just planning some kind of mischief cause sometimes women are be very dangerous even at the most exciting moments..
Finally, we were cool with each other and were page to our former page but I maintained my distance.. I didn’t want to make the same mistake again but then I realized some changes around Linda, She was dressing in some decent but attrac-tive clothes and she was beginning to show some kind of confidence… She was still as humble as she was but it would seem she had upgraded herself.
Before when i stare at her, she’d be feeling disgusted by my stare but now, she would just smile and pas-s… To be honest.. She was driving me crazy and I did not know what to do.
So one Saturday evening… I went and consulted Faruk about the issue, but first I had to tell him the biff Linda and I had, and his answer was rather quite… Well ?
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Tony ➡ I’m telling you, Faruk… I don’t know what to do. That girl is driving me loco.
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Faruk ➡ Well, you know what you have to do, claim your prize.
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Tony ➡ Didn’t you hear what I just told you? If I try that fiasco again… I’m going to be in her black list forever…
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Faruk ➡ I don’t think so… Besides didn’t you say she’s being all nice and friendly?
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Tony ➡ Too nice and friendly in fact.
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Faruk ➡ And when you look at her, she smiles back at you unlike before when she frowns at you.
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Tony ➡ Yes..
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Faruk ➡ See? She won’t put you in her black list but this time try a more tender approach instead of a direct approach.
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Tony ➡ But… You know women, they’re so unpredictable.
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Faruk ➡ Mallam, Relax…… Come on tony… You handled women easily before.. This one can’t be any different.
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Tony ➡ You’re wrong… This one is different.. She’s unique.
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Faruk ➡ (laughs) Unique? Really? plea-se st©p saying nons-en-se… Just choke her with bundles of cash and she’ll be yours.
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Tony ➡ Humph, if that girl wanted money, she would have gotten it since… I’m telling you Faruk… Linda is different.. I mean, I’ve been with lots of women and I do as i plea-se with them without them complaining but this one… She’s ha-rd to bend.
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Faruk ➡ Wow… Well.. That should give you the motivation to go after her… Women like this are ha-rd to find…. Seriously if you want her.. Then you have to get her.
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Tony ➡ But what about Funke?
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Faruk ➡ Ohhhh…. Tony… If you ever mention that bit-ch’s name, you’re going to have to find another friend… Ditch the sl-ut… It’s not like you’re married to her.. You’re just engaged, it can be broken off… Popular celebs have got engaged and broken it off like that..
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Tony ➡ I don’t know man…
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Faruk ➡ Look man.. Let me tell you something… If you know your heart is not 100% percent with Funke, just let her go. Its better to stay lonely than pairing yourself up with a wrong p@rtner.. Nothing hurts in life more than that… Don’t go and start ma-king regrets in your future cause marriages like you and Funke always ends up in choas which may lead to one of you killing one another or committing suicide because of hypertension and depression.
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Tony ➡ Suicide? God forbid…
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Faruk ➡ Then if you don’t want that.. Change your course of r0m@nç£.. Time is now.
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What Faruk said completely and utterly made s-en-se… There’s nothing more frustrating in life than ma-king a wrong decision that will make you regret in later life.. Ever since, I made that proposal to Funke, I felt nothing for her unlike before when I was crazy about her.. I had to think and realize, that wasn’t love, but lvst.. Most people who are engaged to each other are happy but in my case, I felt miserable.
So after a while, I left Faruk’s place and drove to my Mom’s place to see her, You may all be wondering why Chris was driving me around like he used to, well it was because of my sister, Ever since that Fiasco happened, they’ve been close and she had now snatched him away from me, claiming he was now her personal driver, but i knew he wasn’t only driving around, they were doing some other things as well.
A bit later, I arrived at my mom’s house, I realize there was cars parked at the front gate, looks like she’s entertaining some guests.
I parked my car and went into the house, and discovered it was Funke and her relatives, the bastards were here about setting our marriage d@t£ and were ma-king plans for the wedding shopping. As soon as Funke noticed my pres£nce, she ran towards me and hvg me a k!ss.
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Funke ➡ Tony baby.. You sure a good s-en-se of timing.
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Susan ➡ Evening Tony..
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Tony ➡ Evening mom…
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Susan ➡ Come have a sit..
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Funke and I walked towards them and sat opposite them, her relatives were just smiling like wolves that have seen a herd of sheep. After mom introduced them, we exchanged plea-santries, the apes were just busy praising me as if I was some kind of god…
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Tony ➡ So what’s going on here?
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Susan ➡ Well, Susan and i were planning out how your wedding it’s going to be, now we’re planning on setting the d@t£ of the marriage.
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Funke ➡ And Of course, the wedding shopping. Isn’t it exciting?
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Tony ➡ Yeah but uh… When is wedding going to take place?
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Funke ➡ Three weeks from now.
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Tony ➡ Wow… But Uhm… Don’t you think its a bit early… Cause there are some things I nee-d to sort out first.. How about we leave it a month from now cause besides I nee-d to spend more time with Funke a little while longer.
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Everyone in the room wasn’t happy about this except my mom, to her it was nothing..Funke definitely wasn’t plea-sed with this but hearing that I wanted to spend more time with her, she agreed.
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Susan ➡ Okay, Funke what do you say?
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Funke ➡ Okay then.. Let’s leave a month from now.
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Susan ➡ Okay then.. Its settled, the wedding will take place a month from now.
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After that, Funke and I left the house, together with her relatives, but we all went our separate ways.. As I was driving home with Funke, she was busy hissing and muttering some words.
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Tony ➡ Is something wrong?
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Funke ➡ Why would you postpone the wedding huh? Why?
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Tony ➡ Come on babe, I want to spend more time with you, cause after we’re married we’ll both be busy.
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Funke ➡ Supposing one of us died before the wedding day, how will that turn out?
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Tony ➡ Come on Funke, nothing will happen.. St©p thinking about such ill wishes.
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Soon, we arrived home, Darkness was beginning to spre-ad over the skies as we reached home. Immediately we got into the house, I noticed our gourmet chef in the sitting room.
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Tony ➡ Mr. Akin… What’s going on?
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Akin ➡ well sir, I’m here to tell you that I quit.
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Tony ➡ Quit? For what now? Don’t I pay you enough?
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Akin ➡ You do but I’ve got someone else that pays much more than you… Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to say it’s been a plea-sure working for you.. Good evening.
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Akin kindly walked out leaving me stunned and shocked… How in the world am I going to start looking for a chef this night? Cecilia is handles most of this things, isn’t around and the worst p@rt is.. The only thing I can prepare is bre-ad and tea..
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Funke ➡ So? What now Tony? What are we going to eat?
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Tony ➡ i have no idea.. Say.. Can you cook?
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Funke ➡ Yes.. Kinda.. What are you proposing?
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Tony ➡ Why don’t you cook for us?
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It was as if I said some kind of abomination… Funke gave me a look of disgust, and hissed at me, She walked upstairs leaving me standing… From what I can tell, that hostility of hers means *NO*.
So seeing that I was out of portions, I decided to go to a nearby food joint to get something for the both of us.
As I was driving, I saw one fried chicken joint ?, I parked there, bought two buckets of chicken and then drove home, I had to take a detour and buy some drinks to wash it down with the chicken.
After that, I drove straight home… As I arrived, Funke was alre-ady at the sitting room tapping on her iPhone, when she saw me walk in she began to ask… stupid questions.
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Funke ➡ Where were you?
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Tony ➡ Where was i? Can’t you see what’s in my hands? Can’t you even welcome me?
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Funke ➡ plea-se shut it.. Is that fried chicken, hope you bought shawarma ??
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I couldn’t believe it, Was this bit-ch for real?I gave her no reply, I went straight to the kitchen and served the chicken on one plate and went to meet her, she was still tapping on her phone, when i got there.
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Tony ➡ Okay, let’s eat.
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Funke ➡ Hmm, smells delicious..
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We sat down and ate in silence, Funke was just busy eating the chicken as if it had some dirt on it.. After taking one or two l@ps of chicken, she stood up and went upstairs to my be-droom, so seeing that she was full, I decided to pour the rest of the chicken into my belly and boy… I had a good time and a full stomach.
After a while, I went upstairs to sleep, as I entered the room, I saw Funke with eyes closed, masturbating with her f!ngers.. I stared at her and noticed how h0t she was in that moment and I was starting to get arou-sed… So seeing that she wasn’t aware of my pres£nce, I str!pped my bo-xers, and joined her on the be-d, I quic-kly mounted on her and pene-trated her pink v@g!n@ l void.
Funke g@sped as she felt my rod inside her, She opened her eyes and saw me ramming her ha-rd , she m0@n ed spre-ading her legs a bit more wi-der, as she gr@bb£d on to my as-s pu-lling me closer to her..
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Funke ➡ (m0@n s se-ductively) Yes.. Yes.. Ahnnn, ohhh, yeah.. Right there… Ahhh, yes.. Hit me there.. ha-rder..
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Tony ➡ (gro-an s) Ahhh, yes.. Spre-ad your legs for me..
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Funke ➡ Yes… Wait.. I hope you’ve left some chicken for me.. Cause after this, I’m going to eat.
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Tony ➡ What? I ate it all.
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Funke ➡ What?
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Funke with one great push, shoved me off her, She began to curse and mutter some very unplea-sant words.
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Funke ➡ Greedy fool, so you expect me to go hungry huh?
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Tony ➡ What are you even saying? You left me with the chicken, what was I supposed to do? You didn’t tell me you were still hungry.
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Funke ➡ I can’t believe this…. So you’ve eaten to your full, and now you want to fv¢k my b©dy with your cursed di-ck.. Go to hell.
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I couldn’t believe it… Funke wore her pajamas and covered herself with the be-dsheets. So I stood up, took my pillow and went to sleep on the couch.. To make things worst, my di-ck was still on the rise.. So after a while.. I sle-pt off.
The next day wasn’t so pretty, Since there was no chef, I had to go and buy some food, I wanted to make some tea but I didn’t know how to use the g@s cooker and I couldn’t use the electric kettle either because the transformer had some issues.
Funke did nothing except to eat, bath and dress, she left the house claiming she was going to church.. I was left alone in a messy house… If only Linda was here, things would have been better and she wouldn’t be available except in the evening.
So after a while, I decided to tidy up the house a bit.. First, I swept and mopped the house, the best way I could and after a while, I tried washing the plates.. It was a disaster, while washing some of them, they sli-pped and fell to the ground breaking into pieces, The damn things were so sli-ppery, just how do women do all this difficult things?
By noon, I decided to go out and shop for groceries, I wanted to make lunch by myself, its high time I learnt how to cook because of situations like this.
As I got to the mall, I was bombarded by some fanatics of mine, after signing some few autogra-phs, I was left alone.
As I went to the grocery section, I was baffled, I didn’t know where to start from, there were alot of things on displa-y, so I decided to choose randomly..
After filling my cart with lots of things that I don’t even know about, I decided to go and pay for them, immediately I left the grocery section, I clashed with Linda.
Man! She was a sight for so-re eyes and I have to say, she was lovely.. She wore a pair of long black silky slacks and a white T-shi-t that has a Gucci insignia on it.. Man, she was radiating and ravishing.
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Tony ➡ Linda!
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Linda ➡ Afternoon sir.. How’s your weekend?
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Tony ➡ Well, it was awful.. U?
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Linda ➡ It was nice… So what brings you here?
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Tony ➡ Uhm.. I c@m£ to buy some groceries.. The chef quit yesterday.
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Linda ➡ Oh… So is Funke going to do the dishes for you?
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Tony ➡ Nah.. I don’t think if she can cook, i’m going to cook myself.
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Linda ➡ (surprised) Oh… Then are these all the groceries… Don’t you think its too much, besides you don’t everything in here to cook lunch… Here let me help you.
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Linda gr@bb£d the handle of the cart and handled everything.. She took a look at the stuff in the cart and reduced some of them.. 30mins later, the cart was reduced halfway, after that we went the cashier and paid for them.
Whilst Linda was dropped the stuff at the counter, the cashier lady was trying to make a pas-s at me.. She was wi-nking and smiling se-ductively, she secretly pas-sed me a small paper which contained her phone number, and she made a sign with her hands to call her.. All I did was smile… After we were done Linda and I left the place, immediately I saw a dustbin, I threw the paper.. What in the world I’m going with a woman like her when I alre-ady have Linda by my side. Linda saw what I did and asked what was going on.
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Linda ➡ Sir.. What is that?
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Tony ➡ Its just some useless paper.. Never mind.
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We soon reached outside and went to where I parked my car, we loaded the stuff into the boot and then we drove back to my place.
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#LINDA ?
Hmm, this weekend has been quite nice, but nothing surprise me more when I clashed with Tony at the mall.
After church mas-s, I decided to check the mall and buy some hair cream, Never in my life, I did thought that I would see Tony in the mall shopping and what’s even more surprising is, The guy wants to cook.
I wanted to laugh but it was courageous of him to try… I think its sweet.. To think he would submerge his ego for something like this… Well, at least he tried, most guys wouldn’t bother to even try.
But seeing how serious he was about cooking, I decided to follow him home and help him, because I don’t think he knows how to turn on the g@s, he might get his house burnt if he tries.
Minutes later, we arrived at his place, He helped me pack the stuff inside, immediately we got in.. I was shocked to see how messy the house was.. The tiles was stained with soap water and dirt.. He must have tried cleaning the house.
After that, Tony headed to the kitchen and I decided to clean the house.. I swept the house and mopped the floor neatly, I checked the be-droom and fixed every last one of them, I also checked the laundry and saw there were some dirty clothes.. So I took them and washed them…
An hour later, I was done cleaning the house and the place was back to its formal glory. After I rested for a while, I decided to go and check on Tony. As I got to the kitchen, I saw the poor guy struggling desperately.. He was busy staring at the groceries wondering how to start cooking.. I laughed quietly admiring his courage.
I walked up to him and t©uçhed hand, he quic-kly turned around and stared at me.
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Tony ➡ Linda.. I..
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Linda ➡ Relax sir… Let me take it from here..
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Tony ➡ No! I’m going to prepare this lunch myself… You go and rest.
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Linda ➡ Okay how about this? I’ll do the cooking and you’ll be pas-sing the ingredients to me.. Is that okay with you?
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Tony kept quiet for a while and then he eventually agreed… I took control of this and made lunch, Tony stood beside me, pas-sing me each of the groceries when I asked him to.. Whilst I was doing all this, I could feel his eyes on me.. Poor guy!
Minutes later, I was done, I made him jollof rice which was as-sorted with beef and lettuce ?, after that, We both went to the dinning room, Tony was surprised as he saw the house all cleaned up and neat.
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Tony ➡ Wow… Linda.. How did you do all this?
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Linda ➡ Oh, its nothing sir.. It wasn’t that tough.
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Tony ➡ I must say, that’s impressive. Since we’ve both worked so ha-rd , why don’t we eat together..
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Linda ➡ No sir I..
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Tony ➡ plea-se.. I insist…
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Well, he asked nicely and I just couldn’t say no.. After I had served us both, we began to eat, Tony ate with relish complementing how delicious the food was.. I watched with glee as he emptied his plate.
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Tony ➡ Man, that was… Superb! Thank you Linda.. Your efforts won’t go unrewarded, I’ll definitely give you a raise on your salary.
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Linda ➡ Thank you sir..
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Tony ➡ plea-se.. Call me tony..this formality is plain boring.
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Linda ➡ Alright… Tony.
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To be honest, I was glad to see Tony this way, more humble and less egoistic… I just felt bad that he was going to marry that stuck up bit-ch Funke.. What kind of woman would leave her man like this? Well, Tony wouldn’t have to worry about stuffs like this as long as I’m around.
Later that night, Funke returns from work, as usual she’s tired and exhausted… (fv¢king bit-ch).
As she enters the house, I was in the middle of serving dinner to Tony and Cecilia whom had just returned from her trip, she walks towards the table giving me the usual scornful look. She seats on her chair and asks who prepared the meal.
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Funke ➡ Tony, the food smells delicious… Did you hire an chef?
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Tony ➡ No… Linda was the one who did the cooking..
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Funke ➡ What? You allow a scullery maid like her to handle the kitchen, what if she spre-ads germs?
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Cecilia ➡ Look bit-ch… If you don’t want to eat… Kindly go back to your be-droom and starve… What’s all this? And speaking of germs.. Don’t forget, Linda is the one keeping this house neat not you.
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Funke ➡ Tony!?
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Tony ➡ What? You started this don’t bring me into your palava.
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After I was done serving them, Cecilia invited me to eat with them at the table, and I agreed, Funke was burning with hate and rage when I sat next to Cecilia. After a short prayer, we began to eat.
As the days pas-sed, I was now the official chef of Tony’s house, it was exhausting but worth it.. Funke was angry about the whole thing, sometimes she would pu-ll some nas-ty trick by putting some things in her food to make me look guilty but thanks to Cecilia, nothing was done about it. Let me drop Funke aside and talk about my own issue.
Things have been going well for Tony and I, since he wasn’t always working, He would ask me to show him who to cook, it was fun really, sometimes He would follow me to the market and to see the ingredients for each meal, and whenever I cooked for him, he would invite me over to eat with him, whilst we did that, we would talk and laugh.
Gradually, I began to have ro-mantic feelings for tony.. I never showed him it to him so that it wouldn’t encourage him to do anything stupid. Plus I was still his employee so, it wouldn’t be nice for me to be having a moment with my boss.
Tony too on his p@rt was trying desperately to make his way into my heart.. He had alre-ady forgotten all about Funke, who was now coming home late at nights, at first Tony would complain about it but now, he just didn’t care. I felt sorry for him really.
But then something happened to us both that took our relationsh!pto a whole new different level.
One Saturday afternoon, I was all alone in the house so I decided to prepare some lunch for myself, so seeing there was still time before the food is done, I decided to go and take a nice h0t shower ?.
The shower felt so good, I enjoyed the way the h0t water sprinkled down on my b©dy, I began to t©uçh and mas-sage myself, in the process of doing that, my mind went back to my last moment with Tony… I could still remember the way, he t©uçhed my b©dy, God it felt so good, I wonder why I couldn’t let myself go in that moment?
I was so caught up in my lvstful thoughts that I forget all about my lunch.. After a while, I realized my mistake, I gr@bb£d my towel and ran out of the shower, along the way, I covered my b©dy and went to the kitchen, Immediately I got there, I ran straight and bu-mped on Tony.
I was surprised to see him, just when did he returned, but there was nothing I could do because, it was alre-ady too late.
Tony stood dazed and stunned, his eyes opened in awe, as he stared at my we-t b©dy, and to make things worst, that towel was small to cover my whole b©dy.. Even I too was too shocked to move cause my eyes had caught the hvge boner on Tony which was almost popping out of his bo-xers..
The question in my mind was *WHAT’S NEXT? *
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To be CONTINUED