😏I Am Not A g@y😏
CHAPTER 2
(short and unedited)
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💗SOMIN POV💗
‘take a look at this sister, you know that from business man that worth a bizzilion won’ caleb said
‘ummmmm jungle right?’I asked
‘not jungle it jung woo’ caleb said
‘well I don’t care’ I said
‘there is a news of him being a g@y on the newspaper’ he said as he dropped the newspaper on the table
‘come on caleb we ba-rely have money to eat and you buying newspapers just to re-ad stories about some rich guy ri-ding his fellow guy’ i said
‘you think i will buy this with my money, of cause i stole it’ he said
‘dude you are messed up’ I said
‘like you are any different’ he answered
‘and beside it not really a thing of surprise, that guy looks like a girl, he must be a g@y’ i said
‘ever heard of the saying don’t judge a book by it cover’ caleb said and i shrugged and walked away
I mean what my businesses with a rich handsome guy who prefers
b©yfri£nds to girlfriend
😎JUNG WOO 😎
‘have any idea what this can do to your reputation’ my grandma asked sitted on her chair
‘come on grandma, we both know am not a homoS-xual’ I said.
‘how am I suppose to believe that, I haven’t seen you with any girls’ she said
‘that because I do not like girls they sicken me’ I said
‘but you like Boys instead, they don’t sicken you right’ she said
‘grandma you ain’t helping with your words’ I said as I sat down on the sofa ‘this is a set up and I thought my grandma of all people will believe me’
‘ofcas I will believe you when you married to a girl not a boy’ she said.
‘you know what grandma forget it.. Thanks for nothing’ I said..
‘but there is a way you can shut the society up’ she said
‘no, no, no, no, no, granny, I am sure this is one of your plans to trick me into some kind of stupid marriage’ I said
My grandma has always wanted me to get married
She keeps pestering me with grandchildren nons-en-se
‘but it’s what good for business’ she said
‘you do not care about business, you only care about your grandchildren, marriage nons-en-se’ i said
‘w… W.. Well yes I do’ she said stammering which means she is clearly telling a lie
‘I care about business and if you trully care about your business and reputation, you will do this just to shut the people up’
I sighed and said
‘but grandma, marriage, girls, yeishhhh’ I said
‘it the best thing for business dear’ i said
💗SOMIN POV💗
‘there is a man here to see you’ Mark said as he walked into the house
‘a man, what the heck does a man want from me’ I said and he shrugged
The man dressed in black suit walked into the house and sat down on my chair
‘you are somin right, queen of the street’ he said
‘yes… So?’
‘well I have a job offer for you, and it gonna come with a lot of money for you’ he said
‘hey, I am not smuggling or selling drugs again so if you here to talk about drugs am not interested’
I said
‘well am not here for drugs, I want you to get married’ he said and my brother and him looked at me before we bur-st into laughter
‘you want her to get married’ caleb said pointing at me
‘I know pretty funny right’ I said laughing
‘for 5 million dollars’
‘shut up you kidding right’
‘what the fv¢k, 5 million dolls…’
‘yeah “he said’ we want you to get married to one of the world riche-st business man kim jung woo ‘
‘ w.. W… What ‘I said laughing in between my words’ you want me to get married to a g@y ‘
‘ will you or will you not ‘ he asked
‘ but why me ‘I asked
‘ because his grandmother chose you ‘
‘ his grandmother ‘i asked looking puzzled ,
‘ yes she said you saved her weeks ago from being killed ‘he said
FLASHBACK
An old rich looking woman was attacked by some thvgs who wanted to steal from her
What is a woman like her doing here
She was struggling with them and they brou-ght out their gun to shoot her but I jumped in and saved her
Ofcas my brother and I beat them up badly
We gave the woman her bag and she thanked us
She was p@rticularly interested in me and thanked me for everything
She asked me what my name was and of course I told her before walking away with my brothers
She even gave us a thousand buck and yea we were beyond happy that day because we never
even got that amount while picking pocket
END OF FLASHBACK
‘So she is jungle grandma’ i said
‘jung woo’ caleb said
‘yea jung woo’ I said
‘here is 5 million’ he said as he opened the suit case filled with money and our mouth fell open
‘will you or will you not, it nothing but business, just for 1 year’ he said
??
‘I will think about it’ I said
‘what just say yes somin’ mark said
‘I Said I will think about it, now leave’ I said and the man stood on his feet and walked out of the house with the money
‘somin just say yes, we talking five million dollars here and that a lot of money’ caleb and mark said ‘we will finally get a better life, plea-se say yes’
‘hey this is my life, unlike you I think before I do things, so let me think of it’ I said as I stood on my feet and walked away
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💗SOMIN POV💗
Is this what my life has become?
I have to get a life for my brother and I
I think it high time I st©p picking pockets
It high time I st©p doing that
I walked out of my room the second morning only to see the man that c@m£ to our house the previous day in the house again
‘what is your decision’ he asked
‘I will agree to this on one condition’ I said
‘and what is that’ he asked
‘if my brothers are going to be living in the same house with me then I will agree to this’ I said
He looked at me for awhile and said
‘okay’
My brother and I were very happy
I can’t go anywhere without them
I can’t live them behind and get married to my fellow girl sorry mean boy
‘let go and see the boss now’ he said
‘okay’ I said as we all walked out of the house and got into his fancy car
We arrived at a very big mansion with lot of cars and servants
I have only seen houses like this from a distance
Have never actually entered one before
‘Waw Is this heaven ‘i said as we entered the main building
‘ i think we Actually in heaven ‘my brother said
We were told to sit in the living room and after some minutes the maid took us to a big room in the mansion where I saw a beautiful grandma, she is truly the woman my brother and I helped that
day
and also the most beautiful man in the world was sitting on a sofa as he fixed his eyes on me
People are not wrong for calling him a g@y I mean why does he have this girl like beauty?
Whatever!
He is not my type of man anyway
On a second thought I think i can have some fun right now
‘you are grandmother right, nice to meet you again ma’ m’I said
‘waw you really are a very beautiful girl so min right?’
‘yea am so min’ I said
‘I heard you finally agreed to my proposal’ she said
‘yes ma’m’i said
‘ good this is my….. ‘she could not finish what she was about to say before interrupted
‘ your granddaughter right, O. M. G she is so beautiful ‘I said, my brother, grandma and the man that brou-ght me here tried to hold in their laughter
I can say jungle sorry I mean jung woo does not find my joke funny at all but who cares I want it to offend him anyway
‘ you have a very beautiful granddaughter ma’ m so tell me where is your grandson ‘I asked
‘ I am her grandson ‘he said looking upset
He might have a girly face but his voice is very manly
And his b©dy not bad
Very h0t
‘ ohhhhhh am sorry i thought you were a lady ‘I said trying to sound like I was sorry and newsflash
I am not
‘ so the wedding is tomorrow ‘grandma said
‘ tomorrow but I thought it still gonna take a week or something ‘I said
‘ hey do you want the money or not ‘he asked
‘ hey you listen…… ‘mark squee-zed my hand softly telling me to shut up
I guess I will just have to wait till we are married before I rip his head off
I am so gonna make life a living hell for him
Muahahahahah
That my evil laugh
That day my brother and I were given a room to sleep in
This is the first time slee-ping in such luxury
I want to stay here not for a year but forever
But who cares once the deal is over my brother and I willl have enough money to get a good house and finally get a life
We gonna be so rich
👵GRANDMA POV 👵
‘But ma’ m why her of all people ‘the man I s£nt to bring somin who happens to be my P. A asked
‘ well can’t you see there is something special about her and I have a feeling that she is the one who can make jung woo a better person ‘i said.
‘ her, she is a delinquent who has gone to jail 2 times,here the way she talks, the way she behaves, she is nothing but a street girl’ he said.
‘Do not judge a book by it cover , you have to look beyond what you see with the ordinary eyes’ I said ‘my instincts can never be wrong, I am sure that girl will succeed in ma-king my jung woo a better person’
💗SO MIN POV💗
The next day i had to get re-ady for my fake WEDDING.
Not looking forward to it
I was dressed in a stupid wedding go-wn
I mean i have never put on a go-wn before
It so long and it keeps trying to make me fall
I hate this dress
‘ma’ m let me apply some make up ‘
‘ put makeup on my face and I will break your arms ‘I said as she slowly moves away from me.
She was smart enough to know am crazy
‘ look at you my dear sister, you look so beautiful ‘mark said
‘ I never knew you will get married some day… I am so proud of you ‘he said fake crying
‘ st©p the drama you know it fake wedding ‘i said.
‘ but who cares we have to act like we care about this wedding ‘mark said
‘ yea drama ‘caleb said
‘ you guys are the worst get the heck out of my way ‘I said as I hold my long go-wn up with my hands
‘ you wearing sneakers un-der the go-wn ‘caleb said
‘ what you think i will wear that ‘I said pointing at the high heel white shoes
‘ Just make sure no one sees that un-der the long go-wn… You getting married to one of the world riche-st business man no one will be plea-sed to see his wife wearing sneakers un-der a wedding
go-wn ‘mark said
‘ scre-w what people think’I said as I walked out of the room covering my sneakers with the go-wn.
After few hours, I arrived at the church with my brother holding my hand as he handed me over to my g@y husband
Reporters were pres£nt
This wedding is just for publicity
So everyone can change their mind about jungle being a g@y..
Jungle glared at me while I glared back
He thinks he is the only one who knows how to glare
😎JUNG WOO POV 😎
“Do you kim jung woo take somin u as your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until
death do you p@rt?” the priest asked
‘ yes’ I answered
“Do you park somin take kim jung woo as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you p@rt?”
‘yea sure whatever’ she answered
I can’t believe my grandma is forcing me to marry this criminal
This tomboy
‘you may now k!ssthe bride’ the priest said
‘you not gonna k!ssme are you’ she said looking irritated
‘Do I look like am interested in k!ss!ngyou’ I said
‘I know right you a g@y so you not interested in girls’ she said
‘okay listen up delinquent, nob©dy is interested in k!ss!ngyou’
‘but why was your mouth moving close to mine’ she asked
’cause he told me to k!ssyou, don’t you know you should respect a man of God’ I said
‘oh really you could have just ignored him but you were gonna k!ssme ‘
‘ummm guys people are watching’ caleb said as he whispered to us
‘whatever’ I said
I am gonna make her life living hell
😁MARK POV😁
I wonder what they are talking about
I looked to my right and saw a very pretty woman.
Well take a look at that
I stood on my feet and walked towards her as I sat down next to her and started crying.
‘what wrong ‘ she asked
‘well my sister is finally getting married today, it just so emotional’ I said
‘oh really…. Am so sorry’ she said
‘you don’t mind if I rest my head on your shoulder and cry do you’ I asked
‘yea.. Sure no problem’ she said
I placed my head on her shoulder
Men am enjoying this
Somimnnmmmnnn
I said as I fake my tears
I am the wom-anizer in the family
I see a pretty girl and I get her
💗SO MIN💗
Now I am married to this guy
I am gonna make his life terrible
Ahahhahahh
Evil laugh
………….. To be continued…………..