NAGGING WIFE 😞
( My pastor is my god)
True life story.
Aishat short story series
Written By Aishat kemisola (Three star)
The dictionary defines a nagging as persistently annoying or finding fault with someone….. The reference of a nagging wife is common among some ladies.
And that’s the case of Cathrine. She’s rude, spoilt and Doesn’t have respect for anyone.
But if you don’t know her you will think she’s a saint or the sweetest person ever.
Due to how she serve God. Or should I say how she goes to church.
Meet Samuel John. He is rich and smart. and have I mentioned being handsome? Well it is not too late to tell you guys.
Meet happiness. Beautiful, gentle and handworking lady, she’s down to earth she’s Samuel girlfriend.
Yeah Samuel loves her Alot dispert being a Playboy. Cause she has everything Samuel like in a woman.
What happen when Samuel suddenly repent and start going to church. Am sure you all wanna know the reason he repent. The reason is very funny.
What happens when is pastor said happiness is not good for him.
that Catherine is his wife.
What happen when happiness is already pregnant with his child.
Did you think happiness will back off for Cathrine, did you think Cathrine will make a good wife.
Find out in this interesting and funny story.
Note is someone true life story.
The sounds of music welcome me and my friends to the club. This is lovely I said. Yeah I told you,
I won’t disappoint you. Am sure you will like it they just opened this place last week.
My best friend Chris said. Time to look for beautiful bitches with a big ass I said and my friend burst out laughing.
Why are you guys laughing. Oh I forget you guys don’t have a choice when it comes to woman.
You f*come any woman you I see I said. We get inside the club and we order for some drinks, I took a glass and gulp it down. It’s too early to get drunk.
The night is still much young I said. I pray I see bitches of my choice, cause I don’t wanna sleep alone this night I said and my friends look at each other.
What of happiness. Why will you sleep alone when you have someone as beautiful as happiness as girlfriend my friends said.
You guys should just say you are afraid I will charm all the beautiful bitches with my look I said with a smirk.
You’re not serious Samuel said. Hey look at those babes Daniel said pointing to the two ladies that just entered the club.
Am not interested they’re not my type I said. Okay we are living you here they said and went to meet the bitches.
Pardon my manners I haven’t introduce myself. Am Samuel John. 29years old. Am rich, smart and handworking. And have I told you guys am very handsome.
Oh am very very handsome. Am in love with my look. Am a Playboy but I have a choice. I don’t just f*come any woman.
If you have ass. Yeah a very big ass you’re qualify to be my bitch just for a night. Hey handsome, guys I will get back to you this is my speck I don’t wanna Missed her,
she will so scream out her lungs this night.
Hey Cathrine get down from that bed it morning already mummy yelled from the sitting room.
What’s wrong with this woman she likes yelling like a mad woman. Mummy what’s your problem, why are you disturbing my sweet sleep I yelled.
Cathrine am I the one you’re shouting her mummy asked. If you don’t want me to shout out you stop disturbing me.
You expect me to clean the house when am late for church. What happen to your hands I yelled at her.
What Cathrine did you realize you’re talking to your mother she said. I knew I wasn’t dumb like you’re.
With that I went inside my room to prepare for church.
You will leave this house for me cause this is my husband house mum said. Am Cathrine Williams,
am 26 years old. Am a graduate but I don’t want to work, cause is too stressful more over mum is capable Enough to take care of me. Enough of me am almost late for church.
Why did you guys did you guys did this place like this I asked my worker’s. We are sorry ma we came late today so we’re just arranging the place they said.
How could you guys come to work by this time. I won’t take it from you guys next time. We are the cleaners I asked.
They’re in the next building cleaning up the place they replied. Alright you guys can go back to your work I said.
Happy you are spoiling this guys they will still come late tommorow if you don’t punish them.
My friend glory said. Glory they’re also human like us and humans always make mistakes. Just leave them,
they promised not to come late again I defend them. Let me gist you I saw your boyfriend yesterday night at the club.
Rocking girls with big big ass glory said. Oh that’s nice I replied.
Are you being serious right now I said I saw your boyfriend at the club rocking girls and all you could say is that is nice she said dramatically.
Let me ask you a question did you go to the club with your fiance I asked her. Nope but that’s not what we are talking about she said.
Yeah it similar with what we are talking about. And am sure you will have many guys rocking your ass yesterday I replied her. Hmm am leaving she said.
So soon wait a minute let visit my other boutique together I said. No I have somewhere to go to she replied and stand up.
Pardon my manners I haven’t introduce myself to you guys. Am happiness, multi millionaire.
Am the perfect definition of beauty, not that am bragging but I knew am beautiful. I have a boyfriend that I love so much. Helping less privilege and making new friends is my hubby am 24years old.
Sister Cath you came late today my pastor asked me. Father I was very busy that’s why I replied.
Sister Cath your mother called and report you to me, she said you’re not making her Happy at all my pastor said.
The nerves of that woman. Am not even sure she’s my biological mother cause she’s too dumb for my liking.
Sister Cath I just asked you a question my pastor said. I burst out into tears. Pastor, you knew am gentle and hardly talk.
There’s nothing I do in that house that my mother like. She always treat me like an half cast in my father’s house. Just because I have not gotten married I said faking tears. Oh am sorry for that sister Cath.
Did you believe there’s nothing Good cannot do my pastor asked.
Yes father I believe in him, that’s why I serve him with my heart I replied him. How far with the fasting I gave you he asked.
Oh am done with it since yesterday I replied.
That’s nice, make sure you see me after service for some prayer points he said. Ok father. Thank you sir.
Mother what’s the meaning of the rubbish you did this morning I asked my mother. My did rubbish, Cathrine did you realize am your mother she yelled.
And so look here I came to your office to issue you a warning. Don’t dare report me to my pastor again.
I said and walked out. I pity the man that’ll marry you she said but o ignore her, I need to see one of my boyfriends.
I woke up around 4:30am work calls. The bitch I carried home yesterday wrap her hand around my waist and I gentle remove it. The girl really tried. But she’s not as sweet as my babe happiness.
That girl is a pack of seduction am happy she’s mine and only mine. Talking about happiness I haven’t called her since yesterday and I have been busying her calls.
I haven’t been a good boyfriend to her and it wasn’t my fault she knew am a Playboy before she accept to be my girlfriend.
She’s very gentle and reserve she’s very gentle that I always think if she’s a human sometimes.
I might be pretending as if I don’t care about her but I really care about her cause I love her Alot. I went inside the bathroom and freshing up.
I came outside and the bitch is still sleeping. I tap her gentle on her lap and she wakes up. Good morning beauty I greet.
Morning handsome she replied. I hope you enjoy your self yesterday I asked her and she blushed. Fool, it morning already I need to go to work I said.
Oh you can go and I will wait for you she replied. What did you mean by you will wait for me i Asked her.
We can go another round if you come back you know she said seductively.
Oh didn’t they tell you I don’t f*ck girls twice I said.
Didn’t I satisfied you enough yesterday or am not beautiful enough she said biting her lips. Hey stop bitting the innocent lips.
I have a girlfriend and she must’nt meet you here I said and her face fell.
Is she more beautiful than I am she asked. Hey don’t compare yourself with happy,
she’s not like you. She’s not a bitch like you I said. Am not a bitch I followed you here because I love you she said.
You followed someone you don’t Know home. You’re nothing but a bitch.
Am going to take my breakfast and I don’t want to meet you here when I come back I said and went out.
Mum you didn’t told me you’re coming o asked my mum. Aren’t you happy to see me she asked.
Mum am very happy am just surprised you came to visit me you’re a very busy person and you hardly have my time I said.
Yeah happy when Will you give me my grandchildren mother asked. Mum is that why you’re here I asked her.
Yes am not getting any younger she replied. Very soon mum I replied.
Is it Samuel that’s delaying you or you’re the one that is not ready mother asked. Mum don’t worry very soon. We will give you your grandchildren,
I will talk to Samuel. Samuel is not at fault but I am the one I said. You better do fast cause am not getting any younger she said and carry her bag from the table.
Mum don’t tell me you’re leaving I asked her. Yes my darling I need to go to the office mother said. Mum you need rest.
You’re always working am your only child and am capable enough to take care of you I said.
I need to take over my husband properties since you’re not ready to take care of it mother said and went out.
Ma’am there some women are outside waiting for you my personal assistant said. Really what did they want from me I asked.
They need your help she said. They need help and you keep them outside. Let them come in I said. Alright ma I will be right back.
Come back here I told you times without number not to use ma for me again. We are age mate am happiness not ma.
Understand I asked her and she shake her head.