he fell for a klepto episode 27

He Fell For A Klepto
She stole his heart
Twenty-Seven
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Ivy
I smiled as he la-id me on the b£d gently.
I pu-lled him onto the b£d with me. He
ki-ssed me de-eply making me mo-an. Our
ton-gues resumed the usual fighting of
dominance. I smiled against his mouth
as my ton-gue began to win.
“Who’s winning the battle on b£d now?,”
I asked cheekily. He smiled,“ Let’s see if
you will ask the same question after few
hours. It’s just unfair that I’m the only
one na-ked.” “You talk too much,” I
whispered and ki-ssed him shutting him
up.
I mo-aned softly as he re-moved the
bu-ttons of my clothes and trailed ki-sses
on my b©dy. “Don’t forget…to use…
protec-tion,” I mo-aned out… I heard the
sound of con-dom wra-p torn and I
mo-aned out as he thru-st in de-eply.
Y’all know what followed next.
[Me: One of these days if Brian forgets
to use protec-tion and u get belle Ivy
No say I no warn una o U go carry
pikin go school.]


Brian
I smiled as Ivy stirred awake. Her na-ked
b©dy ru-b-bing against mine slowly
awakening a s-ensitive p@rt of my b©dy.
She was getting cheeky about who was
winning the battle earlier but who sle-pt
off after few rounds.
Lazy bone. She wra-pped her hands
around me ti-ghtly and la-id her head on
my che-st. I pu-lled her closer and ki-ssed
her nose. “Hubby I’m hungry,” she
mumbled lazily not opening her eyes.
It’s late in the night alre-ady.
“Why didn’t you eat when you got home
earlier?,” I asked. She pouted and said,“
It’s all your fault. Who asked you to be
handsome? I’m hungry.”
I laughed and got out of b£d. She held
my hands and asked,“Where are you
going?” I looked at her puzzled,“ You
said you are hungry so I want to get you
something to eat.” She sat up on the
b£d. The duvet fell ex-posing her bo-obs.
“Don’t go. Don’t leave me here,” she said
and I shook my head. She doesn’t know
what she wants. “Nice view,” I said
staring at her bo-obs cheekily. She
blus-hed and pu-lled me back to sit on the
b£d.
“I missed you,” she said hu-gging me. “I
know,” I answered. “ I’m hungry,” she
said again and I laughed. I stood up and
pu-lled her up. “Get dressed. We will find
you something to eat together,” I said. I
only wore shorts and waited for her to
dress.
When she came out, she was wearing
one of my shirts that only reached above
her knees. I held her hand,“Let’s go.”
She stopped me again,“Hubby carry
me.” She pouted her pinkl-ips again. I
ki-ssed her. She looks so cute.
“Kitty you are behaving spoilt. I love you
this way,” I said as I carried her in my
arms.
“You are my hubby. I can do whatever I
want,” she said.
“Yes I’m your hubby.”
“Hubby, I want a food that has lots of
onions in it,” she said mischievously.
She knows how I hate peeling onions
since that day.
I immediately frowned,“No onions.
Tomatoes is better…”
“But I want onions,” she said like a
spoilt child.
“No… If you want onions, let’s order the
food. I’m not gonna tou-chthat goddamn
thing,” I answered.
“Onions…” she whined.
“No,” I said. She peeked up at me
looking like a sad kitty,“Hubby is the
most handsome, loving, caring and
wonderful hubby in the world.”
I narrowed my eyes at her as I slowly
walked down the stairs,“ Kitty I know
what you are trying to do. My answer is
still no… No onions.”
“Meow,” she purred like a kitty. I
laughed softly. “I’m a s-xy little kitty,”
she whispered… She’s gonna kill me
someday. I’ve found my haven and I
have no plans of ever… Ever letting her
go…


Zara
“You mean Loli’s been beefing Ivy all
this while and no one bothered to tell
me,” br@d asked and I nodded. I alre-ady
told him that I suspect Loli and her
friends are behind this.
“I never really liked that bit-ch anyway. Is
she just jealous of my sister in-law
beauty or it’s something else?,” br@d
asked.
“No, I think Liam likes Ivy and everyone
knows how much Loli likes Liam,” I
answered. br@d immediately placed his
hands on hisl-ips,“Ssh Zara don’t say
that out loud. If brother hears this, I’m
scared of what he will do to my poor
college.”
“I don’t want to lose all those fangirls,”
he continued and I rolled my eyes. He’s
only concerned about his stupid fan
girls.
“Why can’t cousin in-law just reveal her
marital status? We can save all this
drama and show those bit-ches who they
are dealing with,” I asked.
“She’s still fresher. Do you think other
students will still be free in interacting
with her once they find out about
brother? And also the reason why they
had a pri-vate wedding was because of
brother’s growing enemies. They are
only waiting to find his weak point, once
they do sister in-law will no longer be
safe,” he answered and I thought of it.
He does have a point. They would be
scared to interact with her because of
cousin and she would feel isolated. I
don’t know how the business world
works but I know cousin must have lots
of enemies.
“But if things get out of hand, we’ll have
to do the nee-dful,” he said and I
nodded. “ Before that time we will have
to teach that bit-ch Loli a big lesson in
our own way,” I said and br@d nodded.
“I’ll get that done right now. She won’t
dare to mess with my sister in-law
again,” br@d uttered bringing out his
phone. I smiled, said goodnight before
leaving the room. It’s a pity we won’t go
to college tomorrow but I can wait till
Monday.


Ivy
I opened my mouth to accept the
spoonful of food hubby is feeding me.
I’m sitting on the kitchen island. We
ordered the food cause apparently hubby
is scared of chopping onions and I’m
feeling too lazy to cook.
I smiled as he’s using the food to pla-y.
He carried the spoon up and I opened
my mouth but just as myl-ips is about
to tou-chthe food he moves it to another
direction. I followed it but he moves the
spoon to another direction. I glared at
him and he chuckled.
“What, can’t kitty get this tiny spoonful
of food?,” he asked tea-singly moving the
spoon around. “Hubby my stomach was
crying for food and when it finally saw
food a bad hubby doesn’t want to feed
it. It has started crying again,” I said
pouting myl-ips sadly.
“Kitty, you are such a baby,” he said
finally giving me the food. It finally
remained one spoon. He carried the
spoon as if to feed me but ended up
eating the food leaving my mouth still
open.
“Hubby!,” I protested as he munched the
food happily. I pu-lled him closer and
ki-ssed him. The remaining p@rticles of
the food transferring to my mouth. I
smiled and said,“I stole it back.” He
shut me up with a ki-ss moving in
between my legs. I mo-aned as he
su-cked my mouth. He moved away
dropped the dirty dishes in the
dishwasher before coming back to carry
me…
“It seems like you’ll have to waste all
the energy you just got from the
food,”he said as he carried me back up
the stairs. I giggled and suddenly felt
like saying something to him. What do I
want to say?
“I lo…,” his ki-sses stopped whatever I
wanted to say. What was I gonna say
anyway?
[Me: I closed my eyes while typing this
Who would believe me ]


***Morning
Brian
“Ivy, get up… We have to go to the
thera-pist today,” I tried waking my wife
who only grumbled and rolled away from
my side. I’m alre-ady dressed just
waiting for her to get up…
“Go away… Don’t disturb me,” she
answered. I moved closer to her and
whispered in her ears,“Kitty… Kitty…
Get up… We’ll be late for our
appointment…”
“Leave me alone. Whose fault is it that
I’m tired?,” she mumbled still not
opening her eyes. I brou-ght out
something. I re-ad in my office that most
girls are scared of insects like spiders,
co-ckroache, etc. So I got a fake spider
to scare kitty anytime I feel like teasing
her.
I brou-ght out a fake hu-ge black
spider and held the fake web. “Kitty you
nee-d to stand up right now. I think
there’s a spider on your b£d,” I said. “Go
away… I won’t fall for your tricks. I’m
not even scared of spiders,” she said
still not opening her eyes.
Okay, here it goes. I held my laughter in
and slowly lowered the spider on her
face. When she felt something
scratching her face, she opened her
eyes. Immediately she saw a hu-ge
black spider, she screamed and rolled
out of the b£d.
“Eeewww!!! It’s a spider!!! Get it off!!!
Move it away!!!,” she shouted as I
moved the spider closer. She didn’t even
notice me holding the web as she’s too
scared. “I thought you weren’t scared.
Do you promise to get re-ady now?,” I
said.
She nodded hurriedly,“plea-se get it off…
I’ll get dressed…” I smiled and re-moved
the spider. “Go on.” She immediately
stood up and ran to the bathroom. It’s
such fun teasing her. Payback for the
onions trick she pla-yed on me.

“I’ve checked her former report and
spoken to her” the thera-pist said looking
at me and Ivy who appeared nervous.
“It’s surprising that she hasn’t gotten
the urge to steal lately. Cause as far as I
know there’s still no cure for
kleptomania yet,” she continued.
I stared at Ivy worriedly and held her
hands. “My conclusion is that knowing
that this kleptomania is a delicate
mental disorder, it may just be
concealing itself for a while. And when it
finally reappears, the urge to steal will
be so compelling that it might eventually
affect her br@in.”
Ivy’s hand ti-ghtened on mine. “ What
can we do to curb this situation?”
“I’ll give you list of antidepressants
drugs she should use. And I suggest
she visits more often for her thera-py.
She should also go for more medical
treatment that will help,” she said and I
thanked her before we left.
Ivy looked pale as we walked towards
my Lamborghini. As soon as we got in
and the chauffeur started driving, I
hu-gged her ki-ssing her forehead lightly.
“We’ll get throu-gh this together. I
promise,” I said feeling pained with the
way she’s silent. She slowly returned the
hu-g not saying anything…


Zara
I sat down on a bean bag in the game
room watching br@d and his friends
pla-y. The game room is well equipped
with all different kinds of Psp games
guys enjoy.
I watched as one of br@d friends
cheered. Apparently, he’s winning in
whatever game they are pla-ying. I
checked br@d and of course he’s
frowning. That shows that he’s losing. I
chuckled and he looked over.
“Zara can you get us some snacks?,” he
said smiling at me cheekily. He knows I
hate it whenever he asks me for such
things. I was just about to refuse when
his friends looked at me. I felt nervous
having four of the most handsome guys
in college looking at me.
I hurriedly nodded and stood up. As I
left, I could hear one of them say,“ Your
cousin is hot.” Why is this place
suddenly so hot or am I the only one
feeling hot? My face turning red with
blus-h.
As I walked into the kitchen, I heard the
door open. Then Brian and Ivy walked
in. He carried her and put her on the
kitchen island. I glanced at her sad face
expression and asked,“ Cousin what’s
wrong with cousin in-law?” I completely
forgot what I came to do.
“We are just coming back from her
thera-pist,” he answered opening the
fridge. Oh! That’s why. I alre-ady know
about her kleptomania. I felt sorry on
how she had to endure abuse from her
stepmother and her stepsister while
dealing with her kleptomania.
Any day I ever come across her
stepsister, I’ll treat her fu-ck up. She’s
such a bit-ch for messing with my
cousin in-law. I walked to Ivy and sat on
the kitchen island beside her and began
to cheer her up.
Cousin also brou-ght out a cu-p of ice
cream and start feeding her. Soon she
starts smiling again as I told her all
about me and br@d childhood.
“When will someone feed me ice cream
like cousin is doing?,” I asked feigning a
jealous look. She laughed.
“Zara, why are you taking so much time
just to bring the snacks?,” br@d asked
walking into the kitchen. Jeez! I
completely forgot about the snacks. He
stopped seeing Brian feeding Ivy.
“Oh no! I completely forgot brother will
be home today so I invited my friends
over,” br@d said. As soon as he said
this, his friends walked into the kitchen.
“Yo man, what’s the hold up? Where’s
our s….” they stopped finally noticing
us.
They looked at Ivy recognizing her. As
soon as br@in fed Ivy a spoonful of ice
cream, they all opened their mouths
wi-de agape suprised…

Tbc