DELIVERY SERVICE
EPISODE 08
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SHANDY: **pu-ll-ed off taking my Joystick out of her hole and she stood up** Hello baby, where are you?… Ok… it’s Mrs Adeola **hanged up** Baby, dress up, your guest is around.
ME: OK
I cleaned up with a tissue and went into the toilet to flush it, before I returned from the bathroom, Shandy was alre-ady properly dressed as she sat on the chair beside the be-d with earphones plunged into her ears and pretending as if nothing happened. I also noticed that she had sprayed another perfume and the scent subdued the odour of our fluids smelling earlier.
SHANDY: **looked into my eyes and smiled** Hmmm, ekun!!! But my friend is selfish sha.
Minutes later, someone knocked on the door. Shandy opened it and Labake c@m£ inside.
LABAKE: Hi guys.
SHANDY: What’s up baby?
ME: **frowned** Hi.
SHANDY: Hmmmm Hmmmm **clear throat** Let me excuse you guys, I will be downstairs at the pool side.
LABAKE:OK bestie.
Shandy went out and left Labake and I in the room.
ME: Why did you burgle my girlfriend’s house? Haven’t I told you I knew nothing about the parcel?
LABAKE: **Stretching her hands and waving down** Calm down dear.
ME: **raised eyebrow** Don’t tell me to calm down. What do you actually want from me? I told you earlier that I knew nothing about the whole parcel of a thing. Even if I do, you expect me to hand it over to you and go to jail because of you? or what has my girlfriend got to do with the parcel that you people had to burgle her room. Ehnnn!! Tell me! **yelling**
LABAKE: **Walked closer, sat down on the be-d beside me and placed hands on my shoulder** Calm down dear, I know you have every reason to be angry with me but plea-se just hear me out. Your girlfriend might be in danger, I’m here to help.
ME: Help? OK, go on, I’m listening. **straight face**
LABAKE: Firstly, our source confirmed it that you actually left your office on thursday with the parcel in your bag. After then, you went to Mr Femi’s house with it without dropping it because he wasn’t around, and the last place you visited was your girlfriend’s house before going to your house that night.
ME: What???? **screamed**
LABAKE: Calm down. And since we couldn’t find it with you that night, it was believed that you kept it or left it at your girlfriend’s place and that was why my team visited there last night. I couldn’t st©p them because if I tried it, they would definitely want to know why I was against them and that might arou-se a suspicion.
ME: **Becoming uncomfortable and sweating** Haaaaaaa!!
LABAKE: And since they couldn’t get it from your girlfriend’s house, they believed she went away with it and she is seriously on our search list. I just wanted to inform you so as to tell her not to return to Akure, or better still, she should stay out of Ondo state because the chairman who s£nt us is so angry right now and he told us to get the item for him at any cost even if souls would be lost.
ME: So what do I do now? My girl is innocent. I don’t want to loose her.
LABAKE: That is what I c@m£ to discuss with you. We could both make money out of this and travel out of the country and settle down else where.
ME: **confused** How?
LABAKE: I made my research and found out that the parcel is worth 5 million naira.
ME: **Raised eyebrow** Really?
LABAKE: Yes. So if you manage to give it to me, I would make money out of it, give you your own share and we would leave the country
ME: Really? **falling for the money** What about your team?
LABAKE: Mtcheeew!! I will dump them. Infact, they won’t know how we settled the parcel issue and everyb©dy would be silent there after.
ME: Interesting!
LABAKE: So what do you think about the idea? Are you in?
ME: Sure. But what is actually in the parcel that is worthy of N5m and loosing of souls?
LABAKE: Powdered gold.
ME: What is powdered gold? **Confused**
LABAKE: Don’t bother about that. What matters most now is how to make money out of it and save the life of your girlfriend.
ME: OK
LABAKE: So tell me where the parcel is.
ME: Still in the office.
LABAKE: St©p lying Onihaxy, you and I both know the parcel is out of the office.
ME: I’m serious, I left it in my drawer.
LABAKE: No problem, should we retrieve it on Monday?
ME: How?
LABAKE: Hmmmmmm. I have an idea.
ME: What?
LABAKE: Just stand at the main road outside your workplace with the parcel at any time you feel it would be ok for you.
ME: And what would happen?
LABAKE: I will come in a bike and snatch it from you in the pres£nce of people, so it would look like a robbery and you would escape police arrest since there would be eye witnesses.
ME: What about the risk of loosing my job?
LABAKE: 2.5million naira will make you a rich entrepreneur, just think with your head.
ME: **Nodded** OK dear.
LABAKE: That’s deal. And make sure it remains a secret between us.
ME: Is Shandy aware?
LABAKE: No, she only knows we are d@t!ngand that you are my b©yfri£nd. That’s all.
ME: OK oo.
LABAKE: So what did you bring for me?
ME: I brou-ght myself and my Joystick.
LABAAE: **smiled** Bad boy. Then let me have the Joystick **pu-lling my belt and tou-ching my Joystick**
ME: I’m not in the mood jare.
LABAKE: If I hear??
Labake pushed me to the be-d and I lied flat on my back, she knelt beside me and re-moved my belt and pu-ll-ed out my Joystick and began to stro-ke it. She said “Onihaxy, sx fluids are smelling on ur Joystick”. No dear, its sweat. “I replied” she inser-ted it into her mouth and su-cked it until the clueless Joystick gained an Attention.
**#?**
I didn’t enjoy it like that of Shandy but I had to pl@yalong and faked as if I enjoyed it.
She called on Shandy to come inside and they both discussed on how to leave Ilara. Shandy suggested that Labake should go first and she would follow 30mins later. Labake looked at me and nodded in agreement. I guess Labake didn’t want to leave me alone in Shandy’s care so she suggested to take me along and drop me in Akure. We all nodded in agreement as I left the room with her. On getting to the door, I turned back to look at Shandy and we both smiled at each other as we looked eye to eye and she blew a k!ss.
We got into the h0tel compound, Labake opened the door of a toyota camry and we both entered it. She drove a short distance from Ilara along a forest path. After few minutes of driving, we got to a sp©t along the forest path not too far from FUTA northgate and she suddenly st©pped driving.
LABAKE: Yeeeee, I’m doomed.
ME: Dear, what’s wrong?
LABAKE: **p@n-ting** Look ahead.
ME: **I raised up my head and saw a red mazda MPV parked few meters away from us** It’s a car, any problem with it?
LABAKE: Yes, it’s my entire team members. Someone had betrayed me!!!
ME: Chaiii, I don die today.
The four doors of the mazda were opened all at once and 6 hefty guys c@m£ down from it and were walking towards us.
ME: Labake, what do we do now? **shivering**
LABAKE: Don’t worry, just calm down, I will find a way of settling this.
Labake and I dropped from the car, we walked to the front of her car bonnet and very close to the bush as the guys were approaching us.
LABAKE: **whispers*** Don’t worry, just be calm.
ME: **stammering** OK ma!
The 6 hefty guys c@m£ closer to our standing position and they formed a semi-circle around us.
DELIVERY SERVICE
EPISODE 09
GUY A: Labake, so you can betray this team abi? Is this the supermarket you said you were going to? **harsh voice**
GUY B: **Fli-ps up his shi-t and re-moved gun from his w@!st and pointed it towards me** I never expected this from you Labake, despite our secrecy and fraternity, you can hang out with a project of ours?
ME: **Shivering and pas-sed a urine** I’m sorry sir.
GUY C: **t©uçhed guy B on the hand and pu-ll-ed down his hand** Hide that thing, we are on the express way. And you Labake, why did you do this to us after all the years of team dealings? Have you gone out of your s-en-ses?
LABAKE: I’m sorry guys, I can explain everything. He meant no harm but a helpful tool towards getting this parcel I swear.
GUY D: Shut up you slut!! You think we don’t know he is your ex-b©yfri£ndwhom you decided to re-unite with and continued your silly fuccking affairs?
ME: **Chaiii, I don die today** I’m sorry sir.
GUY F: **Silence and speechless with a sad look and a face of disappointment. I guess he was Labake’s b©yfri£ndin the team**
GUY E: Guys calm down. Let’s face the main business of the day. **Walked closer to me** Young man, where is the parcel?
ME: **I pointed at Labake**
GUY E: **Faced labake and cl@pped** br@vo!!!! Nice one. So you have gotten the parcel without letting us be aware of it? So Where is the parcel?
LABAKE: **pu-ll-ed closer to me and our shoulders were in contact** Guys plea-se calm down and let’s handle this thing with team love. Actually, I knew where the parcel is but…
GUY B: **pu-ll-ed out his gun and interrupted before Labake finished talking** Since you know where the parcel is, then this delivery guy is of no use again.
LABAKE : **Stretch out both hands and appealing** Larry P… plea-se don’t that… plssssss. We still nee-d him.
GUY B: **Raised up his hand with the gun and pointed it at me**
ME: **Closed my eyes and silently prayed to God for forgiveness with the last h0t urine coming out of my Joystick**
“Kauuuuuh” Guy B (Larry) pu-ll-ed the trigger. Labake jumped to my front at exactly the same time before the trigger and the bullet hit her. Labake fell down on her che-st instantly and pool of blood was gushing out from un-derneath her shi-t. I froze instantly and 3 of the other guys had their mouth wi-de open at that moment and GUY F was wailing seriously.
GUY F: Larry, why did you kill her? Why, why, why **Wailing**
GUY B: **Guilty and sad face** It was an accident, I swear I don’t know how it happened.
GUY F: **Still wailing and then brou-ght out his gun** Then let me kill the delivery guy also, or what else are we waiting for? **Raised up his hand to pu-ll the trigger**
GUY C: **Intercepted guy F’s hand** plea-se st©p!!!!! Labake is gone, this guy is the only person left to retrieve the parcel from, we still nee-d him alive.
GUY A: Guys let’s leave here before we are caught.
Two of the guys pushed me into the back seat of Labake’s car and another guy entered the driver’s seat drove it while the remaining 3 returned into the red mazda and drove away from the scene leaving Labake lifeless in a pool of blood. One of the guys at the back gave me a heavy punch and I went unconscious.
To be Continued…