BERMUDA(place of no return).
EPISODE 1
Written by Nnenne uju izuanagbara.
My name is Kelvin udeh. I am a native of eziagu in Enugu state Nigeria and this is my story.
I was an Evangelist with Heavenly grace bible church. I was highly anointed. I won many souls to the kingdom. God used me to liberate many.
I thought I was too strong. I neglected the verse of the bible that says “He that thinks he stands should take heed, lest he falls”.
I had a dream early that year. I was walking in the desert and wind was so much. A man behind me asked me to hold on to the little stone in front. I refused. I told him I can handle it. I haven’t finished my statement when the wind blew me into a pit. I never took the dream seriously.
It all started in October 2015, The wind of EMBER month blew and it took me unawares and I found myself in BERMUDA, A PLACE OF NO RETURN.
THE LIFE OF EVANGELIST KELVIN UDEH BEFORE OCTOBER 2015.
EVANGELIST KELVIN UDEH MOUNTED THE PODIUM.
-praise the Lord church!!
-Hallelujah.
-plea-se let us bow our heads as we pray. in Jesus mighty name. Oh LORD we give you all the glory for yet another OPPORTUNITY to hear your word because it is an OPPORTUNITY to receive more life. Speak to us throu-gh your word. Let your word t©uçhes where we will feel it so that we can be set free in Jesus name. Speak throu-ghthis empty vessel Lord. i hide myself behind calavary. i bind every contrary spirit. I cast them to the dry land, in Jesus name.
Brethren, it is a BEAUTIFUL thing to be in his pres£nce. Bible study is very important. The bible says, study to show yourself approved. If you are not studying the word, and the word is not sinking in you, you are not an approved child of God. Hallelujah!!!
-AMEN.
-It is study that approves one to be a doctor. Study gives you discipline. So Constantly study God’s word. May God’s grace rest upon us in Jesus name!!!
-AMEN.
-Yesterday afternoon, after my nap, i was asking the Lord what he has for us today. I heard him say to me, “Get up” i did. Then he said again,”Stand before the mirror.” i have a standing mirror behind the door in my room. I stood before the mirror. i noticed my trou-ser Zi-p wasn’t in order and i was Actually wearing the back side of my shi-t. i may have stepped out like that if i did not “STAND BEFORE THE MIRROR” Then the Lord said to me, TELL MY PEOPLE IT IS TIME FOR SELF CHECK, IT IS TIME TO EXAMINE OURSELVES, IT IS TIME TO. STAND BEFORE THE MIRROR.
plea-se quic-kly turn with me to the book of James chapter one verse twenty two, twentythree and twenty-four. “But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves.For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man observing his natural face in a mirror;for he observes himself, goes away, and immediately forgets what kind of man he was”.
Praise ye the Lord!!!
-Hallelujah!!!
-The word of God is an instrument of examination. We should be doers of this word and.not hearers only. Hearers are only deceiving THEMSELVES. After glancing at THEMSELVES throu-gh the mirrior, thr go out and forget what they look like. They forget the are wearing a white APPAREL. They quic-kly forget that they are have been set ap@rt, they have been washed, santified, cleansed. They forget they have been bought with a price, the forget because the image of who they are did not sink. praise God.
-Hallelujah!!!
-the bible said something in the book of Jeremiah about the word of God. Jeremiah 23:29. The new living translation explains it better, it says “Does not my word burn like fire?” says the LORD. “Is it not like a mighty hammer that smashes a rock to pieces”?
God knows there are stubborn spirits that won’t allow us do well in this kingdom of God. This is why he re-leased his word to us as FIRE!!! to burn and to.devour whatever stands as HINDERANCE to us from keeping his word. Then word as hammer smashes to pieces stony hearts and makes way for the flow of the spirit. When the word does not pene-trate, how can this transformation take place? There is everything in the word of God. what are we looking for? Healing? the word of God says in the book of Jeremiah 33:6 “Behold, I will bring it health and healing; I will heal them and reveal to them the abundance of peace and truth”. exodus 15:26 and it says, He said, “If you listen carefully to the LORD your God and do what is right in his eyes, if you pay attention to his commands and keep all his decrees, I will not bring on you any of the diseases I brou-ght on the Egyptians, for I am the LORD, who heals you”. are you looking for PROSPERITY? it is in his word. DEUTRONOMY 28:11 “The Lord will make you abound in prosperity, in the offspring of your b©dy and in the offspring of your beast and in the produce of your ground, in the land which the Lord swore to your fathers to give you”. Why go to soothsayers? when you have the word of God with you?
soothsayers have changed their names to PROPHET deceiving people who are not filled with the word of God. They will tell you what you want to hear because you do not want to hear the gospel truth in the word of God.
let us examine ourselves.
THE CHURCH WAS FILLED WITH WIND OF REVIVAL. EVANGELIST KELVIN DID EXPLOIT IN GOD’S KINGDOM.
CHIEF UKANDU HAS JUST ONE SON WHO IS LAME. HE WASN’T BORN LAME. IT ALL HAPPENED IN THE SWIMMING POOL IN HIS HOUSE. ANDRE DIVED INTO THE POOL AND HIT HIS KNEE ON SOMETHING AND THAT WAS IT. CHIEF HAS TAKEN HIM EVERYWHERE. ABROAD AND LOCALLY. THERE WAS NO REMEMDY.
EVANGELIST KELVIN WAS INVITED TO A CRUSADE. HE WAS TO LEAD THE OPENING PRAYER. NOW, CHIEF UKANDU’S ELDER SISTER ATTENDED THE CRUSADE WITH ANDRE. EVANGELIST KELVIN MOUNTED THE PULPIT.
-let the living shout Hallelujah!!! (he bur-sted in ton-gues) i feel his pres£nce all over here. hmmm, there is grace for healing. God is about to locate someb©dy here, right now. Oh Lord!!! oh my God. I can feel his power (he bur-sted in HOLYGHOST ton-gues again. People joined him. The crusade ground was on fire) Holy ghooooost!!! let your healing power des£nd in it’s MIGHTINESS.
ANDRE, WHERE HE WAS, HIS LEGS WERE j£rkING. HE COULD NOT CONTROL IT. HE WAS CRYING AND CALLING HIS AUNT.
-big mummy, my legs. big mummy, i don’t know what’s going on. My legs!!!
HIS AUNT WAS BUSY WORSh!pPING. SHE DIDN’T TAKE NOTICE OF WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HER NEPHEW. SOMEONE TAPPED HER.
-Jesus!!! Thank you Jesus. she shouted.
-big mummy, what is happening to my legs? (he cried)
-The Lord is working on you. i believe the Lord is working on you. i believe oooo, thank you Jesus.
-mum, my w@!st. mum plea-se take me out of here. what’s going on (he cried)
-God is walking on you. just keep quiet.
SUDDENLY, ANDRE STOOD UP. HE COULDN’T STAND WITHOUT HIS CROCHES BUT HE STOOD. HIS AUNT WAS LOOKING AT HIM. ANDRE STARTED WALKING. THERE WAS SHOUTING AS ANDRE WALKED TOWARDS THE ALTAR.
-big mummy, he called his AUNT, am i really walking? no more the croches? big mummy, i am walking for real. i can walk!!!
-ANDRE say thank you Jesus.
-Thank you Jesus.
EVANGELIST KELVIN SAW THIS GREAT MIRACLE AND la-id HIMSELF ON THE GROUND AND WORSh!pPED.
All hail the power of Jesus’ Name!
Let angels prostrate fall;
Bring forth the royal diadem,
And crown Him Lord of all!
Bring forth the royal diadem
Ye chos£n seed of Israel’s race,
Ye ransomed from the fall,
Hail Him Who saves you by His grace,
And crown Him Lord of all!
Hail Him Who saves you by His grace,
And crown Him Lord of all!
You are Lord of all
You are Lord of all
Let every kindred, every tribe,
On this terrestrial ball,
To Him all majesty ascribe,
And crown Him Lord of all!
To Him all majesty ascribe,
And crown Him Lord of all!
And crown Him Lord of all!
And crown Him Lord of all
CHIEF UKANDU ASKED TO SEE EVANGELIST KELVIN BUT THE REGIONAL PASTOR OF THE CHURCH WHERE THR CRUSADE WAS CONDUCTED TOLD THE MAN EVANGELIST KELVIN COULD NOT BE REACHED. CHIEF UKANDU TOLD PASTOR HEAVENSON, HE WOULD LIKE TO HOLD A THANKSGIVING SERVICE IN EVANGELIST KELVIN’S CHURCH.
PASTOR HEAVENSON TOLD HIM HIS CHURCH WAS PASTOR KELVIN’S CHURCH.
-how can you not know his whereabout? i want to see this man who God used to do what wasn’t done for years now. i will wait till i can reach him. plea-se give me his contact.
PASTOR HEAVENSON GAVE CHIEF AN UNEXISTING CONTACT. CHIEF TRIED AND TRIED, IT KEPT SAYING SWITCHED OFF. HE DECIDED TO HOLD THE THANKSGIVING IN PASTOR HEAVENSON’S CHURCH. IT WAS Mas-sIVE. HE BOUGHT A br@ND NEW JEEP FOR EVANGELIST KELVIN. HE TOOK UP THE BUILDING PROJECT GOING ON IN THE CHURCH. HE c@m£ WITH TEN COWS, BAGS OF RICE, AND MILLIONS. IT WAS SAID HE GAVE TWENTY MILLION FOR PASTOR KELVIN.
PASTOR HEAVENSON SAT ON IT ALL. EVANGELIST KELVIN WASN’T INFORMED. SOMEONE SAW HIS PASTOR FRIEND, PASTOR DAN AND WAS TELLING HIM…
-Where is EVANGELIST KELVIN?
-His arround, and he is fine.
-His number hasn’t been going throu-gh why?
-noo, his number is going throu-gh. when did you call him?
– i have been calling him for the past two weeks.
-haaa, can i see the Number plea-se. nooo, this is not his contact na.
PASTOR DAN SHOWED HIM EVANGELIST KELVIN’S CONTACT.
-hmmm, so pastor HEAVENSON has been lying to us. you see money, what money has done is terrible. Do you know the father of that boy that was healed throu-gh EVANGELIST KELVIN is chief UKANDU, that’s AKAEKPUCHI ONWA.
-what!!!! unbelievable
-hmmm, and he has been looking for EVANGELIST kelvin. He held his THANKSGIVING service in pastor HEAVENSON’S. church na. It was mas-sive. 10 cows c@m£ to church. He bought a br@nd new car for EVANGELIST kelvin o and CHEQUE of 20million. From what i just saw, pastor HEAVENSON did not inform EVANGELIST kelvin.
-haaaaaaaaa, pastor DAN screamed. IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!!!!! What a shame!!!
PASTOR KELVIN HEARD IT AND WAS SORROWFUL. HE DECIDED TO CONFRONT PASTOR HEAVENSON.
EPISODE 2.
EVANGELIST KELVIN WALKED INTO PASTOR HEAVENSON’S OFFICE.
-kelvin, plea-se be fast with whatever you want to say. I am very busy. As you can see, work is SERIOUSLY going on in my church. I nee-d to be around everywhere to make sure things are properly done.
-hmmm, pastor Heavenson. i can’t believe you could do such to me.
-i don’t un-derSTAND plea-se. what did i do?
-hmmm, i heard everything. The little boy, ANDRE who was healed in the crusade, i heard his father was looking for me. Pastor Heavenson, you gave him a wrong phone number just so he won’t get to me. He gave you money to give to me,you held it to yourself. I also heard he got me a br@nd new car. Pastor Heavenson,(in tears) why? i was the instrument the Lord used.
-you are talking trash. Instrument un-der which grace? un-der which ANOINTING? Why DIDN’T the miracle occur in your church? why did ir happen in mine? listen to me, wisdom is profitable to direct. I have suffered in this work of ministry and i will be the worse fool to allow this wonderful OPPORTUNITY pas-s me. Thank you for coming to that crusade. As a matter of fact, i have SOMETHING for you.
PASTOR HEAVSON OPENED HIS DRAWER AND Brou-ghT OUT AN ENVELOPE. HE HANDED IT OVER TO EVANGELIST KELVIN.
-take, this is five hundred thousand Naira. You know the bible says it is not good to give the food meant for children to the dogs but the dogs can eat the crumbs from the master’s table.
EVANGELIST KELVIN WHO WAS FILLED WITH TEARS OUT OF RANGE AND ANGER Sl@pPED PASTOR HEAVENSON.
-how dare you HEAVENSON??? how dare you???.. you call me a dog? you thief, imposter, greedy devil. You dare open that gutter you call a mouth and call me a dog?
-well yes, hahahahaha, pastor HEAVENSON laughed. you just behaved like one. Anointed Evangelist indeed. hahahahaha, what did you just do? you sl@pped me. you sl@pped? if you were thr0ûghly Anointed, you will not raise your fist on your fellow human being. You do not deserve the blessings that comes with ANOINTING because you are not Anointed. Do you now believe that it was MY ANOINTING that worked throu-gh you? Kelvin grow up. when lions and leopards in ministry like us come out, cats like you should hide your faces in terrible shame. I collected your sl@p with laughter. That is what ANOINTING does. You are empty, spiritually worthless, physically powerless, possesed with demons. You are no match for me in ministry.
EVANGELIST KELVIN COULD NO LONGER CONTROL HIMSELF. HE LANDED A HEAVY PUNCH ON PASTOR HEAVENSON. THE PUNCH to-re PASTOR HEAVENSON’S MOUTH.
-hahahahha, shaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee. pastor HEAVENSON shouted.
-i will deal with you. Evangelist KELVIN fired back.
-you will do nothing. i am a man who is possesed with the heart of christ. The five hundred thousand is still Avaliable. you can swallow your clas-sless pride and pick it up. You really nee-d it.
EVANGELIST KELVIN TURNED AND TRIED TO WALK AWAY, HEPAUSED, WENT BACK AND GAVE PASTOR HEAVENSON THE PUNCH THAT THREW HIM OFF BALANCE.
-you have not heard the last of me HEAVENSON. They call you HEAVENSON, i will make you pas-s throu-gh HELL.
PASTOR KENNEDY WAS COUGHING AND COUGHING OUT BLOOD. HE SCREAMED AT EVANGELIST HEAVENSON.
-shammmmmeeee. looser!!!! Anointed for punches. i am the real man of God here. The Lord shall fight for me and i shall hold my peace.
EVANGELIST KELVIN WALKED OUT OF PASTOR HEAVENSON’S OFFICE WITH SO MUCH RAGE. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT EVERY SCENE THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HIM AND PASTOR HEAVENSON, THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESS WATCHED.
————IN THE MARINE KINGDOM————.
THE QUEEN OF THE COAST OF THE 7th MARINE REGION WATCHED.
-Beautiful, lovely, nice. we have him now. This is our OPPORTUNITY. He is Vulnerable now. re-lease the demon of discouragement after him now. re-lease the fierce one. It is so amazing how the mighty fell so so easy. hahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow EVANGELIST KELVIN. ATLAST!!!
IMMEDIATELY EVANGELIST KELVIN STEPPED OUT, THE FIERCE DEMON WENT IN IMMEDIATELY. HE TOOK A BIKE HOME. ON THE BIKE HE CRIED. HE GOT TO HIS HOUSE AND COULD NO LONGER TAKE IT. HE KEPT HEARING THE WORDS OF PASTOR HEAVENSON ECHO, HE CRIED AND CRIED. AS IF THE TORTURE WASN’T ENOUGH, HIS MOTHER CALLED HIM.
-hello, mum.
-kelvin, how are you?
-i’m fine ma.
-you don’t sound fine.
-i am fine mum.
-Alright. This is mber month o. i just called to remind you. last two years, your younger brother Donald gave me 150 thousand for christmas, Princess, your younger sister gave me 2000usd from America. Franklin, your yougest brother filled the house with food stuff, bought 3 goats for christmas, still added wra-pper ont©p. All you, my first son and first child could bring is milo and milk with two loaves of bre-ad and your usual slang, “God is working things out”. i replied AMEN. Last year, your younger brother Donald, gave me 500, 000, renovated our house, bought big gen, provided water system. your younger sister, princess, s£nt me boxes of goddies and 1500usd. Franklin, as usual filled the house with food, meat, drink, people were TROOPING in and out of our house. What did you bring? your usual, milo, milk and bre-ad. This time around you managed to add one.wra-pper and blouse and five thoudand Naira and your usual slangs “God is working things out”.
plea-se, listen and listen good, if you are not coming home with something reasonable, plea-se don’t come. I don’t want your brothers to be indirectly insulting church people. I am a christain. you are the only one who followed my footstep in that accept. You are Anointed. Why hasn’t your Anointing fetched you things people can see and say that God is good for real in your life. You see this December, don’t come home. Go to camp. yes, Go to camp.
ABEL your cousin, is also an EVANGELIST, havn’t you seen the edifice he mounted in his father’s house? The kind of cars he rides, is your own DIFFERENT? Go to camp. Pray yourself out. i am your mother and i won’t deceive you. I am ashamed seeing you the way you are. Dont come home if there is no change, vivid change. Dont worry, i will s£nd those things you like to take back to the city when going back. it’s rice, groundnut oil, tin tomato, emmmm, dried meat, what again? remind me na, ehen drinks, hello, remind me now, hello,
EVANGELIST KELVIN THREW HIS PHONE AGAINST THE WALL AND SCREAMED.
-what kind of life is this Gooooooodddddddddddd!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED.