arrange marriage with troublesome lamela episode 5

??✳Arranged Marriage with Troublesome Lamela☸?

?Sunday Precious Ene

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Chapter Five

Charlie’s POV

How dare that daughter of a who-re humiliate me publicly, how dare she, now i wouldn’t be able to use my mighty rod to woo anyone, fu-ck you psycho I cursed gritting my teeth. I think i hate in life is being humiliated and that’s what that bitc-h just did.
I’m gonna find her and I’m gonna f*** her really ha-rd, she will regret ever calling my rod small i sneered and turn on the ignition of my Roll Royce Sweptail, it’s quite expensive you know. Where do i go? Elvis place will do…i thought and zoomed off headed to Elvis Penthouse, he should be at home.

I dialed his line that instant, wondering who he is right? I would say he’s my bestie, we’re both philander’s or let me use the term Lady’smen but the difference is that the dude is married you know.

Hello Elvis, I’m on my way to your penthouse, someone have succeeded is ruining my day i said over the phone.

I just saw it on the news, the headline reads ‘The Business tycoon, The almighty philander of Calgary Charlie Lolly Petty got his di-ck hijacked by a mysterious Lady at the airport’. How did you got caught up in such shits nigga, ladies run after us not the other way round, how can you stop so low, the worst part is that the Lady’s face was cut off or else i would have teach her a lesson He ranted.

Shit…fu-ck you bitc-h….I’m gonna kill you….what kinda psyche fans do i have, they should have wait till daybreak..
Get ready for me you lilli-putan, I’ll smite you and your psycho sister. The anger in me made to stop the car, i parked at a sp-ot, jumped down and began punching the wall imagining it to be the bitc-h.

fu-ck you…..I’m gonna…..kill you i cursed and continue punching the wall till my fist began bleeding.

?Is he having mental issue? First it was the incident at the airport and now this…
?He’s so handsome..gosh i feel like ki-ssing those pink li-p of his
?what a psycho, why transfer his aggression on the wall?

The whispering caught my attention, on turning i can see some lunatics videoing me.

Haven’t you done enough? First you post trash about me and now this? Is it a crime being a celebrity? I yelled.

?OMG even in this state he still look cute, are you sure you’re a human or a god?
?Charlie you must kill me or else I’ll commit suicide.
A girl yelled from the crowd

You must be stupid…I’m not in the mood for this, you all should get lost I fired.. But my reaction made them blus-h instead of flinch, are this bitc-hes for real?

?Charlie we love you
?Charlie we will die for you
?My heart is yours take it

They yelled after me. Having seen the crowd that my little madness pulled, i decided to return to my car. My fans can be mad, the last time some girls threw themselves on me, dragging my jacket just to have a scent of my cologne..
I enjoyed the attention then but not now…The pain in my ding ding is excruciating, i didn’t know when i grabbed my rod and began limping.
I curse that bitc-h..i will not be able to f*** for a week….f*** you witch i yelled

?OMG well have succeeded in turning him on
?look how he limp, isn’t he cute..

Get lost psycho.. I purred and grabbed the rod lying close to my car and began chasing them.
They took to their heels following different directions.
Fools i yelled after them.. Imagine this nonsense, I’m in pain and they have the guts to say that i look cute while limping I cursed inwardly and threw the rod away.

Ouch i cried on using my second hand to support my ding ding… F*** you…..

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Stella is back…..Stella is back… Lamela informed on opening the door.
The angry glares of her parents welcomed her…. Where the f*** where you? Why didn’t you pick up your call? Hope you didn’t cause any trouble? Her mother bombarded.

Relax mum, Chill….there’s nothing to worry about, i actually went to pick Stella from the airport Lamela explained.

If that was the case then why didn’t you use the front door? How did you get out without Sanchos notice? Her mother asked further.
Quit the questions mum…I used the front door…maybe you didn’t notice Lamela replied.
Oh please! We have being sitting here for the past how many hours, there’s no way you would have sneaked out without our notice Her father spoke this time…which door did you use? And if possible how did you sneak out?

I…….pas-sed….throu-gh..this..door Lamela stammered scratching her hair, she doesn’t know the next word to say, let’s say she was tongue-tied.
Lamela…we’re tired of hiding…why didn’t you bring your parents to see the surprise Tina boiled on bagging into the room.

The plan was that Lamela would go inside and inform her parents that something was going on outside, once she has persuaded them and they succ-umb to her little acting. Then boom! Stella would pop out from the hideout and her grandparents will be happy, it’s being a long time she has visited Calgary.

What Surprise? You didn’t mention anything? Mrs Camella questioned.

I was telling you guys that stella is back but guess you all thought was lying Lamela pouted.
Why will you tell them…it was suppose to be a surprise you dummy Tina fired.
Relax Tina Known or unknown, they will still be happy seeing her…just pretend like i said nothing…you can still pretend that you’re just finding out Lamela suggested.

Yes…yes…Her parents replied in unison with happiness evident in their voice.. and Lamela and Tina retreated to bring in Stella.

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Man was it that serious? Why are you limping? Elvis asked Charlie who had just arrived.
He limped from his car and on entering into the room, he slumped on a cushion pa-nting heavily like one who had walked down a hill.
You’re sweating Elvis added
Why wouldn’t i sweat…tell me…why shouldn’t i Charlie stuttered and began crying….I’m in pain and all you can do is stand over there and act like you’re concerned while you are just try’na make jest of me.

C’mon man, I’ll never do that Elvis replied suppressing a laughter…how did it happen man?
I don’t know…i can’t explain…Charlie stuttered
Stop crying man….just say something Elvis muttered
Acting like you care…when you actually don’t Charlie shrugged
Of course i care.. You’re my hommie man…i can die for you Elvis replied.
A little girl was using her as* to cover my path and all i did was just give her a little push and her psycho of a sister came into the picture and hijacked my ding ding Charlie explained. What did i do wrong man? Is it a crime to push someone now?

Of course you weren’t wrong, Charlie is never wrong. Why did she use her little a** to cover the road in the first place Elvis replied. Now thing he knows is that is friend right here never likes it when he’s told that he is wrong so it’s left for him to play along..

Fu* k that bitc-h Charlie Cursed
Yes man fuc-k her Elvis uttered.

I hope your wife ain’t home, don’t want her to see me in this state Charlie suddenly said.
Are you for real? I’m sure the pain ain’t much that’s why you’re still speaking Elvis teased.

Bastard….Charlie cursed throwing a pillow at him which Elvis dodge easily.
Elvis held his stomach and began laughing..
This is something you wouldn’t see everyday he said
I should have known it, i just wasted my time, you’re actually making fun of me but no problem, I’ll have my revenge Charlie Br@wled and Elvis studied his tongue at him.
Grow up man Charlie Shrugged throwing another pillow at that Elvis, this time the pillow hit him and the laughter intensified.

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Is my eyes decieving me Mrs Tabitha exclaimed cleaning her eyes.
Stella she screamed happily and hu-gged her ti-ghtly.
Grandma….Stella yelled and wrapped her hands around her grandma’s wai-st.

I’m not gonna get a hu-g right? Mr Duventus pouted.
Oops… Sorry grandpa…Stella chuckled and disengaged from the hu-g. She rushed to her grandpa and picked his left cheek.
You deserve more than a hu-g grandpa she pouted.
I’m jealous…Mrs Camella frowned, i didn’t get a ki-ss..
Whatever Stella smi-rked

We ought to throw a party, thought you will never return to Calgary again after what happened many years ago Mrs Camella
Don’t go there grandma…please..I’m trying to forget…don’t open up my injuries..i decided to give you guys a chance but that doesn’t mean that I’ve forgiven you Stella fired
Mum, why bring that up, you know she’s sen-sitive to that topic Lamela snarled

I’m sorry munchkin, didn’t mean to offend you Mrs Camella apologized.
The door cracked open and Lisa stepped in, she just returned from work. She work at Laslo Hospital,she’s a medical doctor.

Look who we have here….Lisa exclaimed.. My berry…… She screamed happily.

Aunt……Stella replied and hu-gged her ti-ghtly.
You haven’t greeted me Lisa, where are your manners Lisa pouted.
And why should i, i only greet important peoples Lisa smi-rked. Good evening Davis… She greeted.
Evening Cutie… I must compliment you look breathtaking in those stiletto, you went to Se-duce your co workers right? Davis teased.
Stop…Lisa chuckled blus-hing heavily.
I’m invisible right? Never knew I’m that small Tina cleared her throat..
My bad, Evening Tina, sorry….you know how sweet Davis can be Lisa pouted..
Sweet my as-s Tina replied rolling her eyes.
So you knew she was coming and you decided to keep it as a secret right? Mr Duventus fused
I’m…..
Breaking news, business Tycoon Charlie Lolly Petty Humiliated at the airport by a mysterious lady The news cut Lamela off from completing her statement.

What? Who dare Mr Duventus flared as the topic caught his attention.
Who’s she? Mrs Camella asked and her eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of the lady’s shirt but her face was cut off..

Lamela you’re putting on thesame clothes as the lady Mrs Camella exclaimed…. You……
I’m…we….Lamela stuttered.
Oh oh we’re off ma, see you later Tina said hurriedly and dragged Davis up. They both ran for their lives before the real drama begins..

You….Lamela pointed at the sm-irking Lisa. You asked you to turn on the Tv?

You’re still talking… Mrs Camella yelled and took off her heels chasing Lamela round the house with it.

Honey catch her… She yelled and her husband joined the race Chasing Mela round the Living room.

TBC