🌊Water Strike💥
🤓.(Crazy compound)😆
Genre: Drama (Comedy)
Setting: Lagos, Nigeria
Tags: comedy, R0m-nce💞💞
By: Vickie Dora ✍️
Episode 21
Finale
(Douglas and emeka, could be seen pa-nting heavily at the back of one of the tenant’s building as they peep to check if he is after them)
Emeka: Haarg….that was close….haa.,..
Douglas: I’m not ready to die now…how will a ghost just appear from no where
Emeka: Abi oooo, but he is dead naa, why can’t he just stay in his grave….he was even holding a bag….is he coming to stay again,…dead among the living…
Douglas: I don’t know ooo, ehnn..that Oga landlord too like money….we can’t do his daughter marriage again without him to collect his own share of money….even his ear is still functioning after his death hehhnnn….na money go kill erm…hargggg…I can’t come and die
Emeka: Hmmm…but landlady is there ooo, she fainted….and everyone left her
Douglas: Ehnn he will take her along naa….his plan will not work for us…useless man
Emeka: (Stares at his hand) So you even remembered to take a bottle….na drink go kill you
Douglas: na food go kill you too…w£tin dey inside that nylon wey you hold (Pointing towards his hand)
Emeka: (scratches his head) Ermm,,,well it’s just one small take away, that I took…you know naa..i can’t just leave the whole food there…Oga landlord might finish everything…you know that ghost no dey belle full…he might finish the whole food without even getting ok…
Douglas: Ok ok…do you know what we are going to do now…
Emeka: What?
Douglas: We are going to share the food and drink….i’m really starving…that oga landlord ghost has spoil show…
Emeka: Share what…in which place…what if oga landlord disappear and meet us here
Douglas: that one is his own problem…we are safe in this place…whereas he did not see us when we ran here…bring it jare lets eat. (He collected the food and they both dip their hands in it and devoured it)
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Segun: I don’t get it oo….is this oga landlord tire of his grave…abi devil don send em packing from hell fire
James: (Sighs) hmmm, I don’t think he was really dead…what we heard was just afake news…I strongly believe that that letter is fake…
Segun: You and your believe sef…ahnn..
James: (Thinks for a while) I think I will have to go back there
Segun: (surprised) wait oo guy…are you ok…go where…even normal ghost dey kill pesin…that one will kill you and kill your spirit…his ghost will be very wicked ooo
James: Stop all this joke jare..are you not hungry..let’s go back there and see for ourselves if he has gone…and whereas he might not be a ghost. We will just go and inform the others that he is still alive…but we will be able to pack enough food before doing that…always use your sense to think naa
Segun: (Thought for a while) well you are right ooo, let’s just be careful
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Bola: Heeiii…what are we going to do now…ehnn…..heeiii…now maami has fainted….how are we going to proof to them that he did not really die…ehn…
Kingsley: Hmm…I don’t know oo
Bola: which one is you don’t know…..how are we even sure that he is not really dead…ehnnn…this one that his number was not reachable for more than two month…hehn…baami do not used to do like that…..even if he is travelling for two days..he will always call maami..now that his number did not even go at all….what am I gonna believe…ahnnn….this one is too much o
Kingsley: Hmm…don’t panic..lets just go back there and find out for ourselves…
Bola: Go where
Kingsley: The compound naa..
Bola: I’m scared of ghost ooo
Kingsley: Is he not your dad… lets just go jare
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(Oga Landlord, sat beside his fainted wife as he waited for everyone of them to come back…they suppose to be happy seeing him back alive..but why did they all ran away…and what were they even celebr@ting, he thought..as she stare at the food and drinks around)
(He sighted James coming from away, with segun trailing behind him…he seem a bit confident as he comes closer and greeted him)
Landlord: haa..jemisi….welcome my child…this one that everybody ran away like this…I’m confused ooo. I have even tried waking my wife but…it seems like this faint is strong ooo
James: (Smiles a little and pack a handful of sand in his palm..he threw it at oga landlord)
Landlord: ahnahn…jemisi..what is the meaning of this naaa
James: (laughs ha-rd, as oga landlord wondered what is really wrong with him. Segun watch from afar) So you are not even dead…and everyone believes you to be dead
Landlord: me…dead…dead,..as how
James: Yes now…we even buried you at the end of that building….you can go and see your grave
Landlord: Grave????how…where did they see my body to bury
James: we just bury empty casket…..as you did not come back at the expected time….and a letter was sent to your wife stating that you are dead
Landlord: Ahnnahnn but..i..no no..its can’t be them..they can’t send a letter of my death when im not dead yet and they don’t evn know my family sef…so..how
James: wait…which people..and why did you not come back all this while sef
Landlord: (Sighs) hmmmm…it’s a long story..omo mi (My child) just call the others let me explain to them…thank God that my brothers ar around….what are they even celebr@ting
James: Your daughter is getting married naa..but let me call them first you will hear from ther mouth tho (stands up to meet the others. Segun went closer to him as he walks towards his direction)
Segun: Guy you get mind ooo…ahn ahn
James: (Smiles) What am I an ibo guy for…we must have strong heart naa..and I’m doing it for the food too
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Landlord: so that’s it, our car got into an accident on our way there..and I fell into a coma….some of my colleagues died. I was taken to a hospital where I stayed till I recovered. I didn’t die..I was only in a coma…(he explained to everyone after James manage to bring them back. They were a bit surprised to see him hale and sound)
Landlady: hmmm….so that was what happened, but who is that meekunu that gave me that letter naa
Susan: Abi oooo
Bola: (Stares as kingsley, as he avoided her glance) What are you doing (She tried to whispered as she sighted him stands to his feet)
Kingsley: I…i…am…am..the one (He stammers)
Susan: You are the what…(Screams) heeiiiiiiii kingsley has killed me
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Landlady: You are the w£tin..ahnahn, but is it not one dudu boy like that that come to this house and give it to me…abi I lie (She faced the others, with shock clearly written on their faces)
Bola: (chips in quickly) maami…there is a bit of misun-derstanding here….he sent someone to give you the letter…it’s not our fault anyway..we were just desperate to get married
Elder1: How….ehn…by stating that your father is dead….
Landlady: So you too know about it ehn..bola….and you were crying like a goat…..
Bola: (they both went on their knees) We are sorry maami…baami please forgive us…(She explained in details what really happened, and kingsley told them his own part of the story)
Landlord: (shakes his head) hmmmm….i can’t believe this (He stare at susan, who hid her face in shame…kingsley already revealed that she was not really pregnant, which others already knew…except Oga landlord. He felt disappointed, as she also knelt before him in tears)
Susan: Please forgive me too for lying about the pregnancy,…it was for my own selfish interest..
Landlord: I’m still baffled…..what if you both had kidnapped me like you planned…haaa…bola, kingsley ….hmmm
Landlady: (Faces her husband) oko mi…hmmm. Please forgive the both of them..they are just kids and are too immature to un-derstand what they were about doing…and as for susan…we are now friends…forgive her too
Elder 2: Yes Jamiu…your wife is right……we can’t cacel this ceremony any longer…everything happened for a reason…..
(There in the audience the guys sat on a bench and watched the scene)
Emeka: erm…guys….
James & Douglas: Yesssss (They replied while segun concentrated on his phone)
Emeka: Can’t you see what ius happening over there
James: I don’t get you
Emeka: they are confessing ooo…
Douglas: Hennhenn what naa happen…they should confess naa….is it not the food we are waiting for…what concern me with all this stupid things they did
Emeka: (signs) but I think we should also confess…you know…looking at oga landlord now..he seem calm. It seems that that accident has reset his br@in
James: (Shouted in a whisper) which kain calm…that one?
Segun: (Raies his head) e be like sey you no know w£tin you dey talk
Emeka: Well I know what im saying….letys also confess the bad thing we did to him..so that he can forgive us….
James: And which confession is that one
Emeka: (Scratch the nape of his ne-ck…as the others waited for his to split it out) Lets tell…him..that we were the one that threw shit on him naaa
Segun: (charges at him) God punish your mouth there…..
Douglas: If your name be emeka…you just talk….see me ooo…this boy wan spoil show for us
Emeka: I’m not spoiling any sh….
Segun: If you no want make your maam come carry your corpse for here…justr shut up…you fit ignite oga landlord bad spirit….
James: Emeka…no body is confessing anything…the confession he has heard today is enough…if we add our own…kasara fit burst..abeg
Emeka: Okay oooo if you say so…..
Segun: hmmm oga landlord….that one wey we do no reach ermm oooo, more is to come oo
Douglas: Abi o…because after this meeting he will go back to his normal self
Landlord: so as I was sayiny…………..
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Douglas: (slapping Emeka across his bu-tts) Wake up….wake up…..ahanhan…which kain sleep be this…you drink….you just come from village you kon dey sleep like this
Emeka: (ru-bs his eyes as he sits on the bed) yee..yeee…..(Looks around) Where is the food…the drinks…what are we doing here
James: (stared at him, puzzled) What drink is that one….are you ok emeka
Emeka: Haa…no….dont tell me I have been dreaming all along, what is today’s date
(The guys stared at one another as there watch him in surprise)
Segun: Today is 30th January, and you came here yesterday..guy w£tin happen
Emeka: (popping out his eyes)…i..heard a dream…I have been living here for a long time now…are you sure I came here yesterday….because the dream I had has 20 episode
James: I don’t get you
Emeka: (He explained all that had happened in the dream)
Segun: (laughs) heeiheeii, so bola….got married…and we were eatung rice…and trhat idiot oga landlord died
Emeka: yess…but he came back
Douglas: That man na witch….even for pesin dream, em still dey come back to live
Segun: but why didn’t you stop him naaa….why do you allow him to wake up in your dream
Douglas: Guy…you will have to back to that dream oo and do the nee-dful..
Emeka; but I can’t….
Douglas: (Hits his head downward) Go back to sleep joor…oga landlord must not wake up….and add this present moment as episode 21…idiot…yaaa…yaaa…maaddd
Landlord: (Bangs their door) openm this door this moment..before I…
Segun: (Opens the door) Wait wait…befoe you break the door…I have a goodnews for you
Landlord: goodnews oshi woo ni yen, give me my money jare….
Douglas: (Popping his head un-der seguns armpit) Our new brother that came yesterday…said that he saw you die in his dream….waity sorry…you had and accident and enter coma….
Landlord: Meeee
Douglas: Ahnahhn…yess now…and we want him to go back into that dream and do the nee-dful…..so..oga landlord…put you house in order….because you will leave this compound for us today
Landlord: You both are stupid…infact..that your new brother will leave this house today
Emeka: (coming out of the room woth his box and othe bags) oga I’m ready ooooooooo….i will leave
Douglas: (Stares at him…) Ahnahn…where are you going too
Emeka: to the school itself…guys I will leave in the hostel, no nee-d for sharing this compound with you….
Segun: Why….
Emeka: Guys…that dream has really explained the type of compound I’m coming to leave in….now I know why you both were laughing the other day….i’m not ready to suffer abeg…..gooday…mtchheeewwww….stupid people….crazy compound…..
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The End….
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Weird ending right😂😂
Well I couldn’t think of a better way to end it than this….but glory be to God tho…..
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