🌊Water Strike💥
🤓.(Crazy compound)😆
Genre: Drama (Comedy)
Setting: Lagos, Nigeria
Tags: comedy, R0m-nce💞💞
By: Vickie Dora ✍️
Episode 12
(Sleeping Pills)
(The guys rushed into the room immediately they sighted Rose coming outside. They met Douglas a bit uneasy but he pretends to be ok. He already changed the bed cover but the bed beneath us still w£t a s will only stain the new cover, when being slept on.
But the oduir from the urine circulated the whole room, and he intended using a perfume to clear away the odour, butbjt made it worse)
James: ( opening the door) bros, game don finish?
Douglas: ( smiling wearily) ABI o
Emeka: But why is this….( Going to open the window) why is this place smelling like this, haahh
Segun: (drowsily) woo, I want to sleep, haaa…for good two hours …w£tin una dey do since
Douglas: erm….(scrathing the back of his ne-ck) we just…you know..( feeling uneasy, sweeting profusely). ( Segun tried to lie down again , but he prevented him from doing so)
Segun: Guy, w£tin na….i want to sleep (yanking his hand off)
Douglas: Sleep on emeka’s bed na
Emeka: Which bed, I also wanna sleep and james is sleeping also. So do you expect the tree of us to be on this small bed. What happened to that one, oh that’s the one you gbense her on …abi? (Emeka grinned, douglas faked a smile)
Douglas: Not really, it’s just that…
James: just that what, you have already changed the bed sheet….ehenehhn…let him sleep naa
Segun: (Pushed Douglas off and tried laying down but got restricted agina. They both struggled with each other and eventually drag off the bed sheet
Emeka: Chineke mehhhee..heei…., Douglas….what is this
James: Haaahaa, no wonder the room is smelling like this…is this sweat or what…(Feeling the w£tness of the bed with his palm)
Segun: Na piss be this naa
Emeka: So that girl urinated on the bed, haahaa, I can’t stop laughing (Mimicking Douglas) “My one and only sweet heart”
Doulas: like seriously guys I don’t know what happened, she told me that it was because she overslept…as in…haa…I’m still surprise oo
Segun: (Staring mockingly at him) how would you know, when you don’t check well before mankind a move, hope you used protection shas..if she can wee-wee, then she will have a VKKGHANIShin virus ooo
Douglas: (Popped put his eyes, heaving ruefully) Hei,..hei..ewoooo
Segun: haahaaaha
James: so you did not…(douglas nodded, pouting)
Emeka: (Shakes his head) you are a fool, I’m sorry to say
James: wai,….wait enough of all this, who will dry the form and how are we gonna do it…because na piss be dis oo, and we no get small pikin for this room..
Segun: Well segun will take it outside and sun it na, abi no be em babe piss on top
Douglas: (Glaring at segun) Which douglas…I can’t take it outside….do you want them to think that I am the one that piss.
James: So who do you suggest will take the bed outside, because I don’t get your point here.
Douglas: hmmm…well I gat a plan (He smiled, as they all stare at him, having this questioning look)
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Douglas: Ahn ahn…sade sade…you are looking cute today ooo (He praised her, and she laughs heartedly. They manage to convince Sade to come to their room, tricking her with a perfect snack and drink. They plan on giving her a sleeping pill so that she can sleep om the bed, and they will manipulate everyone to believe she urinated on the bed. Everyone will actually believe that story, because they know Sade to be a very dirty teenager; although she doesn’t bed-w£t, but her dirtiness alone can send someone to hell. Eveything was planned by Douglas, nd the others decided to help him, just to clear the shame of carrying a w£t bed outside)
Sade: Ahhnaahhn…I am fine before naw (She smiled, ddrinking from her cu-p of already drugged drink….
Douglas: sure sure….heehaah (laughing wearily. After some minutes, he stared at her finishing the contents but wasn’t drowsing. Surprised, he casted a glance at the boys who were also confused. The pill was supposed to work with few seconds, but this is up to 10 mins now….or is it fake..they thought)
Ahnahn….em sade…..don’t you use to sleep in the afternoon….
Sade: haaa me ke ….sleep…as-suming God did not create night…I would not even be sleeping at all (Taking the last sip of the drink) Even if I take thousand sleeping tablets, I will not still sleep. My eyes is very dry like this….i don’t use to sleep ooo
Douglas & the others: Jesusss….pokoyooooo
Douglas: (getting up from the bed he was sitting one, as he moved aggressively towards her)No no no no……you must sleep ooo, haa..you must sleep
Sade: Sleep as how…w£tin happen…kilode
James: He said that you should sleep
Sade: (Liking her hands) why should I sleep
Douglas: You can’t finish eating this big doughnuts, gala and soft drinks without sleeping. Do you know how much I bought them, abi you no know w£tin life dey talk for lagos…you want to spoil my plan…sleep ooo, you better sleep
Emeka: Guy…I think you should leave her first…lets wait more…or perhaps dry it yourself
Segun: that one is another long journey
Sade: Ernmmmm, before you continue…I want to pupuu, where is the toilet….(She farts)
Douglas: haaaaa,,,,,,,which kain mess be this….you are not (fans his nose) You are not going anywhere….haaa (He pounced on her and for-ced he to lie on the bed
Sade: haaaa e gba mi oooo( Help me ooo) leave me alobe…leave me alone
Emeka: Guy leave her…do you want to kill her…is it by for-ce to sleep
James: this guy is being childish…don’t let her mother come and meet……bargnnggg (the door opened as iya sade rushed in…..the guys heart skip a bit, as she stared at her daughter on their bed)
Iya sade: haaaaaa e gba mi (help me)douglas-sssiii? Haaaaa
Douglas: I ermm…iya sade…y..you …I mean…don’t get I worng..i was just..
Iya Sade: just what…just what ooo douglas..you want to ra-pe my daughter
Douglas: haaaa…noooo
James: no it’s not like that …..he was just
Iya sade: (loosen and re-tired her wrapper) haaa…all of you want to ra-pe my sixteen year old daughter….four on one
Emeke: haaaaaaa iya sade….haa I do not not know anything about this oooo..oh God…douglas can you see what you have put us into now
Iya sade: I will make sure I deal with all of you….haa..ogun go kill you oooo…( holding her duaghter’s hand) I said it…I said it….i was calling…sade sade my daughter where are you..but I did not see her..i check everywhere in this compound, then I naa say I should come here….the n…I meet you this idiot on top of her….you want to disV¡rgin her abi…..don’t you know that she is a vigin
Segun: heeeiiiii….V¡rgin indeed (He mumbled, laughing inwardly)
Douglas: (on his kneels) iya sade please…we will explain everything…to you..but it is not what you think….abeg…don’t call ogun for us..
Iya Sade: (Laughs hieratically, as she takes a seat on the bed) you see that explanation…you will eplain it to me today….i must hear everything…all else….i will remove all your kolosssssss
James & Segun: (Grabbing their trousers) heeeiiiiiiiiaaa
Emeka: I don don…oooooo, douglas….you better start talking
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🌊Water Strike💥
🤓.(Crazy compound)😆
Genre: Drama (Comedy)
Setting: Lagos, Nigeria
Tags: comedy, R0m-nce💞💞
By: Vickie Dora ✍️
Episode 13
(Mine)
A week later**
It’s been a week now since the bed w£tting incident happened. Douglas managed to escape iya sade’s wratg, including the boys; but not without greasing her palm with a little change. They explained in details what really happened and we’re forgiven, although the news spread like a wild fire. Even the neighbours who doesn’t live in the compound knows about Douglas bae, w£tting their bed.
Everything came back to normal, and everyone became friendly again; except for one person, oga landlord. He has been feeling uneasy for the past one week, due to the attitudes chioma has been giving him. His mind is occu-pied with the thought of how he will deal with Big Prof. He thought of sending him packing, but suddenly remembered the Amount of money henpays in a month..it seem hu-ge compared to that of the others, and Big Prof pays a complete rent. Sending him away, will only reduce his monthly income.
He kept on thinking of a better way to make him leave chioma….hmmmhe couldn’t get enough of her.
Landlord: hmmm….heii…hmmm( he shoited, nodding his head and tapping his feet loudly)
Landlady: ( Rushing into the living room) haaaa, Oko mi (my husband) what is it…why did you shout like that
Landlord: hmmmnn, nnkan to sele, something has happened oo ( still shaking his head)
Landlady: ( going to sit close to him on the couch) oya teell me, what is it…let’s join heads together and solve it
Landlord: hmm, do you know that useless Big Prof …that …that. ( he stammers)
Landlady: enehen what do he do
Landlord: can you imagine that he…..( He paused, and stared close at who he was speaking with, it was his wife. He has almost foolishly disclose the relationship he has with chioma to her, how stupid of him, he thought)
Landlady: ( still waiting for him to speak) talk na
Landlord: ermmm…when ( clears his throat) never mind….just forget about it
Landlady: Anhann..just like that…I should forget about it
Landlord: yes
Landlady: hmmmm…ok oo, your food is ready…co e and eat. But are you sure that everything is ok..tell.me now that you have the chance oo, so that I can also help
Landlord: ( laughs) ahan, iyawo mi( my wife) nothing jare…hmmm all is well, don’t worry. I was just angry before ..but wooo never mind
( Landlady starer at him for a while before going in. She kept on wondering what was wrong with her husband, but decided to shrug it off; perhaps he didn’t want her to know about it, she thought)
IN THE AFTERNOON**
(Big Prof arrived home from his work place, tired and exhausted. The day’s lecture was a bit hectic as the students almost frustrated his life, especially the females. Being a young lecturer isn’t an easy thing, even most of his students are his age mate, some are even older than him. It takes the grace of God for him to teach them without any bad complain.
Seriously farmished, he went straight to the kitchen to cook something but found out that he is out of foodstuffs.
He decided to take cereals before going to the grocery shop.
His mind flashed back to chioma, when they were still close friends; she will.make him lunch and he was grateful for that, but now, things changed. Since the day one enemy of progress came into their mist..their relationship fell off; only God knows who that enemy is, he thought.)
Big Prof:it’s been a week now since I proposed to her, and she hasn’t given me a reply. Hmm I will nee-d to go check on her, I haven’t seen her for a while now…( He thought)
( Getting out of his apartment, he met oga landlord also on his way out.. smiling..he greeted him, but got no reply)
Big Prof: ahnahn oga landlord, I’m greeting you
Landlord: woo, just keep that greeting to yourself oo, do I look like I’m in the mood for that your greeting ( he yelled)
Big Prof: ( surprised) haah, sorry oo..hope no problem, this one that you are shouting at me like I owe you house rent… because I know that that’s when you use to shout very well. But when I checked last I am not owing any rent, so why the shout
Landlord: oh so you have mouth to boast now ABI, in my own house… because you dey pay hose rent. Ok naa (he continues to walk on, but stop when Big Prof called him again)
Big Prof: but what is wrong na…ok just tell me..have I offended you in any way, let me amend my ways
Landlord: yess oo, you have. Not even in any way but in many ways….you this omo buruku ( wicked child) you want to be eating where your father’s suppose to eat…you want to be competitive with your fathers…. don’t t worry…e go dey follow you oo( he yelled and walk out, leaving Big Prof to gape in surprise)
Big Prof: what us even wrong with this man, I don’t think he is normal..one minute he is nice..then he will later become a devil…hmm
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( Later in the day, Big Prof wnet to check on chioma..on getting to her room he heard some voices. It was chioma’s voice with that of someone else..but the person seem to be speaking with low key, Seema like he doesn’t want people to hear his voice. Chioma was vibr@ting as she yells, he stood closer to eavesdrop on their conversation.
Chioma: how many time wi I tell you that I’m no longer interested…I am a changed from now…go back to your wife abeg
Landlord: hmmm, so you have grown wings ABI…haaargg you this small girl
Chioma: so now you know that I am a small girl ABI, but you want to go down with me…no I no go gree oo
Landlord: please now…ehenn if it’s just small…small
Chioma: oga landlord, leave me alone ooooo
( On hearing the name, Big Prof decide to listen more, he couldn’t believe all that he heard..why will chioma stoop so low to meet with some like oga landlord, what did she see in him…what will make her go down with an old man like him…chioma was like this, he thought in disgust. Still feeling weird about everything, he left the door back to his room..that was when oga landlord’s word came ringing in his ear… perhaps he actually found out that he likes chioma…and is perhaps jealous of them coming together…he might be the enemy of progress
Big Prof: hmmm…I know what to do..well so since oga landlord wants war in this compound..war then will he get…I will make sure that u vet chioma from his grip….she will be mine…
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TBC……
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War for oga landlord 🥺