41 – THE BrideGLOOM.
Judith c@m£ to Abuja yesterday in preparation for Shasha’s 3rd birthday tomorrow. She bought the children lots of pres£nts and also made the whole family a delicious meal.
After they had all eaten, they sat down in the living room watching children’s programmes.
Mr Ambrose was lying flat on the floor with baby Joshua comfortably slee-ping on his ba-re che-st after being fed by
Judith.
JUDITH: that is a an excellent way of bonding with a baby. Well Done!
MR AMBROSE: oh that’s his favourite place in the world. When he is crying, the
minute I place him on my che-st, he just goes quiet and gently rests his head on me. Next, he sleeps off.
TATIANA: Baby Joshua cries a lot because he doesn’t have a mummy
MR AMBROSE: phewww! Here we go again!
JUDITH: but he has a mummy in heaven, darling
TATIANA: but he doesn’t have a mummy in the world so he cries so that God will give him his own mummy. I and Shasha don’t cry because we have a mummy and
daddy??
KATE: Tatiana, what happened to your new teacher?
TATIANA: she died!
JUDITH: no! You can’t say that about someone, Tatiana!
MR AMBROSE: she actually did. They s£nt a letter to all parents informing us.
Apparently, she was R@p£d and murdered by some…(doorbell rings)
JUDITH: I’ll see who it is
MR AMBROSE: are you sure? Or you want me to?
JUDITH: no, you don’t want the baby to wake up
(Opens the door and saw a man and a woman)
Yes, how can I help?
CHARLOTTE: plea-se, is this the residence of one Mr Ambrose?
JUDITH: erm, yeah. Why?
CHARLOTTE: my name is Charlotte and this is my fiance, Umar. We are here to see him for something very important
JUDITH: does he know you were coming?
CHARLOTTE: no he doesn’t
JUDITH: erm, Mr Ambrose normally sees people strictly on appointment as he
doesn’t want anything disturbing his family time. But I’ll tell him, but I am not ma-king you any promises, alright?
CHARLOTTE: thank you but plea-se tell him it’s very important
JUDITH: alright, one moment (shuts the door)
Erm, Mr Ambrose, a woman and a man she describe-d as her fiance are here to see you
MR AMBROSE: did you ask them what for?
CHARLOTTE: Yes, she said it’s important.
She looks very nervous and all teary.
MR AMBROSE: for some reasons, I always get these nutters that I haven’t met from Adam coming to see me either in my office or here at home. Some of them
come to beg for alms, some come to report how rude my staff were to them and some are just plain mad. So I am very very reluctant to see people without
appointments. But let them in
JUDITH: alright!(opens the door) you can come in
CHARLOTTE: good morning, Mr Ambrose
MR AMBROSE: good morning lady and gentleman
ALAHAJI UMAR: peace be unto this house.
Good morning my brother
CHARLOTTE: we first of all went to your office but we were told you are off today
MR AMBROSE: yes. I only go to work on Mondays and Thursdays now since my wife pas-sed away. I stay home most of the time looking after the kids
ALAHAJI UMAR: oh my brother! I hab been there before! Bery bery ha-rd . My own kwondition was wors£ned when the child died after 9 months of my ha-rd
work and ebrything!
But I lib ebrything in the hands of Allah. We cannot question him
MR AMBROSE: sorry about your
experience. Like you said, we cannot question God
CHARLOTTE: sorry about the death of your wife, sir and may her soul rest in peace. Sir, I’m not sure if you remember me.
MR AMBROSE: your face looks familiar but I can’t place exactly where I’ve seen you.
My memory is not that great anymore. A lot of things have happened so forgive that.
CHARLOTTE: (kneels down) Sir, I am one of the ladies who c@m£ to your office claiming we are a charity organisation.
We then told you something about your wife and also left some pictures for you.
MR AMBROSE: a l r I G H T…. one of the ladies who s£nt my wife to her early grave… fantastic!! Kate! Take Joshua
from me and take the kids upstairs immediately!
KATE: Tatiana, Shasha! Upstairs!(takes Baby Joshua from him and they all went
to the living room upstairs)
MR AMBROSE: give me a minute? (goes into his room, loads his br@nd new
registered AK47, comes downstairs and points it right into Charlotte’s right ear)
give me one reason why I should not s£nd you to the h0ttest p@rt of hell right now where you rightly belong!??
ALAHAJI UMAR: ah! Alahu akubah! Dan Allah! Don’t shoot plea-se. plea-se I beg you in the name of Allah! Don’t shoot???
JUDITH: (stands between him and Charlotte so that the gun is now pointed at her) remember who Chioma was when she was alive. Peaceful, loving, and
forgiving! That is who she was. She lived a higher life never hurt a fly in her lifetime. If she was standing here right now, guess what she would say? “Oh come on sweetie! Stand up, I forgave you a long time ago”! That’s who she was. Let’s keep that up for her. If you shoot and kill this lowlife right now, you will go to jail for murder, your children will miss having you here with them.
plea-se, put down the gun. I can literally hear my girlfriend saying these exact words, put down the gun.
MR AMBROSE: (Hands shaking profusely and face flooded with tears) you killed my wife! And you had the temerity to pres£nt your ugly face to me! ???You
want me to forgive you for causing me pain and guilt that will accompany me to my grave???
Because of you, that wee boy you saw here will never know a mother’s love!
Day in day out, her two little girls ask me questions too heavy for me to answer.
You s£nt my wife six feet un-der and you stand in front of me asking for forgiveness! That amount of gut!!!! Oh
that amount of gut! ????
Why didn’t you come here yesterday when Judith wasn’t here!!!
Nothing, and I mean nothing would have st©pped me from separating your
wicked head from the rest of your evil
b©dy! ????(Breaks down in tears!????)
Oh how you hurt me, young lady! How you hurt me!
I would have given you money, if you wanted money! Why did you go for Chioma!!! Why???
She didn’t deserve to die? She was only 28. Full of life and love.
She would never do a thing like this to anyone! Never ever! She wouldn’t even think of it.
You want forgiveness? Head to st Mark’s Anglican church graveyard. There lies the
remains of Chioma. Go there and obtain her forgiveness.
I have no forgiveness to give you!
CHARLOTTE: (crying really loudly) plea-seeeeeee!! plea-seeeee I beg you in the name of God in heaven. I alre-ady have HIV and my other friend whom I c@m£ with to your office was R@p£d and
murdered last week.?????
JUDITH: wait, was she a teacher??
CHARLOTTE: yes she was. plea-seeeeee my sister beg him to forgive me ooo??????
JUDITH: Jesus! So that was Tatiana’s teacher! Lilly and Birds nursery and
Primary school?
CHARLOTTE: yes. plea-seeeeee I beg of you!
MR AMBROSE: imagine! If I had known earlier, I would have killed her myself! No wonder I never liked her neither did the kids! She got what she deserved! Why do you think you deserve forgiveness! You deserve to be b!own up! And I want to have the honour of doing it????
CHARLOTTE: Sir, I will not leave your house today unless you forgive me. I can’t sleep at night. I keep having nightmares????
MR AMBROSE: My wife sleeps in the graveyard every effing night!!!! Because of you! Bastard!
JUDITH: remember what Chioma told us. She said even if her killer pres£nts himself, that we should not press any charges. This is probably who she was
referring to and not the truck driver who knocked her down. This ugly woman right here is her killer
CHARLOTTE: (holds judith on her ankles) plea-se dear beg him
JUDITH: will you get your bloodstained hands off me!!!! That lady you killed was the only friend I had in the world!
If not for the gift of salvation, I would in-sert a very h0t metal down your throat!
(Turns to Ambrose)
plea-se, darling, forgive. Vengeance is mine says the Lord. Let’s not pl@yGod.
The bible says avenge not yourselves.
plea-se forgive
MR AMBROSE: I forgive you. Leave my
house now!
I forgive you and I hope you have a good life but always remember that your actions cut short the life of a young
mum. Goodbye.
ALAHAJI UMAR: thank you, my brother.
Come on stand up you evil girl! Allah have mercy on your soul. You hurt this man so much walahi. If this was me, I would have slit your throat walahi! Move!
Allah bless you, my brother
(They left and Judith hvgged Ambrose so ti-ght and somehow, theirl-ips managed to locate each other and for the very first time he k!$$£d her pas-sionately…?)
MR AMBROSE: just give me a second
JUDITH: Take two
(Mr Ambrose went into his be-droom and brou-ght the ring she bought to engage Judith but he had planned to do it
tomorrow at Shasha’s birthday p@rty. But he couldn’t wait anymore. So he quic-kly gr@bb£d it and ran downstairs where
Judy was)
MR AMBROSE: (on one knee) Judy, for me,you are not just another woman. To me,
you are love covering yourself in the bodies of two beautiful women just to get to me.
You found me first throu-gh my Chioma and now, hidden inside the beautiful Judith, you c@m£ looking for me again.
I recognised you when I saw you. You are love and you have found me again.
And again, I want to keep you in my heart and home forever.
So love, will You marry me?
JUDITH: oh my goodness! I can’t believe this is happening! Yes I will!
MR AMBROSE: Kate! Tatiana! Shasha!
Joshua!!! Daddy is engaged!!!!!!!
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MADAM NNENA: ah! See who we have here!
XANDRA: mama, how are you?
MADAM NNENA: I am not good. You brou-ght me to London and abandoned me! Eh! My daughter you know I like seeing you around. Don’t break my heart
oh! Come in my love
XANDRA: wow! This place is very nice and cosy! Where is Deric?
MADAM NNENA: my dear, I believe he is broken. You know they called him from
Nigeria and told him that his adulterous wife is getting married to onye awusa.
But even before then, he has been staying in that his room, pla-ying all the sad songs in the world. Doesn’t eat from
day to day. Manages to drink a cu-p of coffee or two that’s it.
I’m tired of trying to get him to talk to me my dear
XANDRA: he’ll be fine. I know what’s wrong with him.
MADAM NNENA: you do?
XANDRA: yeah. I’ll go see him now.
MADAM NNENA: alright, my daughter
( Xandra got inside and saw Deric in be-d
wra-pped in blanket and facing the wall)
XANDRA: (taking off the blankets to reveal
his face) come on! It’s not that cold?
DERIC: Xandra, why are you here?
XANDRA: to see you, of course!
DERIC: leave. You have seen me
XANDRA: I’m not leaving. Call the police
DERIC: when is your wedding?
XANDRA: you tell me
DERIC: st©p being stupid. It’s not funny.
Xandra! Have some sympathy! I am human. Does it give you this much joy hurting me?
XANDRA: Hehehe I wanted you to feel a little of what I felt those days I was falling head over heels in love with you. I would take extra shifts just to see your face and you were doing shakara and forming
married. Mtchewww!
DERIC: (quic-kly sits up) Xandra! Are you not seeing anyone?
XANDRA: no, I’ve always wanted you and only you. I love you Deric and I couldn’t even hide it no matter how ha-rd I tried
DERIC: (jumps out of be-d, reaches for the ring in his be-dside drawer and kneels
before Xandra)
Xandra, plea-se will you marry me?
Xandra: yes, I will marry you?
(Deric hvgged her and they started k!ssing, for about 10 minutes, I looked on as they pas-sionately k!$$£d each
other. And then their hands started wandering to places I would describe as dangerous. So I knew it was time to take
myself out of that dangerous zone. So I walked away.
I am unable to give an account of what happened afterwards but whatever happened, it must have been intense.
I’ll see you all tomorrow???41 – THE BrideGLOOM.
Judith c@m£ to Abuja yesterday in preparation for Shasha’s 3rd birthday tomorrow. She bought the children lots of pres£nts and also made the whole family a delicious meal.
After they had all eaten, they sat down in the living room watching children’s programmes.
Mr Ambrose was lying flat on the floor with baby Joshua comfortably slee-ping on his ba-re che-st after being fed by
Judith.
JUDITH: that is a an excellent way of bonding with a baby. Well Done!
MR AMBROSE: oh that’s his favourite place in the world. When he is crying, the
minute I place him on my che-st, he just goes quiet and gently rests his head on me. Next, he sleeps off.
TATIANA: Baby Joshua cries a lot because he doesn’t have a mummy
MR AMBROSE: phewww! Here we go again!
JUDITH: but he has a mummy in heaven, darling
TATIANA: but he doesn’t have a mummy in the world so he cries so that God will give him his own mummy. I and Shasha don’t cry because we have a mummy and
daddy??
KATE: Tatiana, what happened to your new teacher?
TATIANA: she died!
JUDITH: no! You can’t say that about someone, Tatiana!
MR AMBROSE: she actually did. They s£nt a letter to all parents informing us.
Apparently, she was R@p£d and murdered by some…(doorbell rings)
JUDITH: I’ll see who it is
MR AMBROSE: are you sure? Or you want me to?
JUDITH: no, you don’t want the baby to wake up
(Opens the door and saw a man and a woman)
Yes, how can I help?
CHARLOTTE: plea-se, is this the residence of one Mr Ambrose?
JUDITH: erm, yeah. Why?
CHARLOTTE: my name is Charlotte and this is my fiance, Umar. We are here to see him for something very important
JUDITH: does he know you were coming?
CHARLOTTE: no he doesn’t
JUDITH: erm, Mr Ambrose normally sees people strictly on appointment as he
doesn’t want anything disturbing his family time. But I’ll tell him, but I am not ma-king you any promises, alright?
CHARLOTTE: thank you but plea-se tell him it’s very important
JUDITH: alright, one moment (shuts the door)
Erm, Mr Ambrose, a woman and a man she describe-d as her fiance are here to see you
MR AMBROSE: did you ask them what for?
CHARLOTTE: Yes, she said it’s important.
She looks very nervous and all teary.
MR AMBROSE: for some reasons, I always get these nutters that I haven’t met from Adam coming to see me either in my office or here at home. Some of them
come to beg for alms, some come to report how rude my staff were to them and some are just plain mad. So I am very very reluctant to see people without
appointments. But let them in
JUDITH: alright!(opens the door) you can come in
CHARLOTTE: good morning, Mr Ambrose
MR AMBROSE: good morning lady and gentleman
ALAHAJI UMAR: peace be unto this house.
Good morning my brother
CHARLOTTE: we first of all went to your office but we were told you are off today
MR AMBROSE: yes. I only go to work on Mondays and Thursdays now since my wife pas-sed away. I stay home most of the time looking after the kids
ALAHAJI UMAR: oh my brother! I hab been there before! Bery bery ha-rd . My own kwondition was wors£ned when the child died after 9 months of my ha-rd
work and ebrything!
But I lib ebrything in the hands of Allah. We cannot question him
MR AMBROSE: sorry about your
experience. Like you said, we cannot question God
CHARLOTTE: sorry about the death of your wife, sir and may her soul rest in peace. Sir, I’m not sure if you remember me.
MR AMBROSE: your face looks familiar but I can’t place exactly where I’ve seen you.
My memory is not that great anymore. A lot of things have happened so forgive that.
CHARLOTTE: (kneels down) Sir, I am one of the ladies who c@m£ to your office claiming we are a charity organisation.
We then told you something about your wife and also left some pictures for you.
MR AMBROSE: a l r I G H T…. one of the ladies who s£nt my wife to her early grave… fantastic!! Kate! Take Joshua
from me and take the kids upstairs immediately!
KATE: Tatiana, Shasha! Upstairs!(takes Baby Joshua from him and they all went
to the living room upstairs)
MR AMBROSE: give me a minute? (goes into his room, loads his br@nd new
registered AK47, comes downstairs and points it right into Charlotte’s right ear)
give me one reason why I should not s£nd you to the h0ttest p@rt of hell right now where you rightly belong!??
ALAHAJI UMAR: ah! Alahu akubah! Dan Allah! Don’t shoot plea-se. plea-se I beg you in the name of Allah! Don’t shoot???
JUDITH: (stands between him and Charlotte so that the gun is now pointed at her) remember who Chioma was when she was alive. Peaceful, loving, and
forgiving! That is who she was. She lived a higher life never hurt a fly in her lifetime. If she was standing here right now, guess what she would say? “Oh come on sweetie! Stand up, I forgave you a long time ago”! That’s who she was. Let’s keep that up for her. If you shoot and kill this lowlife right now, you will go to jail for murder, your children will miss having you here with them.
plea-se, put down the gun. I can literally hear my girlfriend saying these exact words, put down the gun.
MR AMBROSE: (Hands shaking profusely and face flooded with tears) you killed my wife! And you had the temerity to pres£nt your ugly face to me! ???You
want me to forgive you for causing me pain and guilt that will accompany me to my grave???
Because of you, that wee boy you saw here will never know a mother’s love!
Day in day out, her two little girls ask me questions too heavy for me to answer.
You s£nt my wife six feet un-der and you stand in front of me asking for forgiveness! That amount of gut!!!! Oh
that amount of gut! ????
Why didn’t you come here yesterday when Judith wasn’t here!!!
Nothing, and I mean nothing would have st©pped me from separating your
wicked head from the rest of your evil
b©dy! ????(Breaks down in tears!????)
Oh how you hurt me, young lady! How you hurt me!
I would have given you money, if you wanted money! Why did you go for Chioma!!! Why???
She didn’t deserve to die? She was only 28. Full of life and love.
She would never do a thing like this to anyone! Never ever! She wouldn’t even think of it.
You want forgiveness? Head to st Mark’s Anglican church graveyard. There lies the
remains of Chioma. Go there and obtain her forgiveness.
I have no forgiveness to give you!
CHARLOTTE: (crying really loudly) plea-seeeeeee!! plea-seeeee I beg you in the name of God in heaven. I alre-ady have HIV and my other friend whom I c@m£ with to your office was R@p£d and
murdered last week.?????
JUDITH: wait, was she a teacher??
CHARLOTTE: yes she was. plea-seeeeee my sister beg him to forgive me ooo??????
JUDITH: Jesus! So that was Tatiana’s teacher! Lilly and Birds nursery and
Primary school?
CHARLOTTE: yes. plea-seeeeee I beg of you!
MR AMBROSE: imagine! If I had known earlier, I would have killed her myself! No wonder I never liked her neither did the kids! She got what she deserved! Why do you think you deserve forgiveness! You deserve to be b!own up! And I want to have the honour of doing it????
CHARLOTTE: Sir, I will not leave your house today unless you forgive me. I can’t sleep at night. I keep having nightmares????
MR AMBROSE: My wife sleeps in the graveyard every effing night!!!! Because of you! Bastard!
JUDITH: remember what Chioma told us. She said even if her killer pres£nts himself, that we should not press any charges. This is probably who she was
referring to and not the truck driver who knocked her down. This ugly woman right here is her killer
CHARLOTTE: (holds judith on her ankles) plea-se dear beg him
JUDITH: will you get your bloodstained hands off me!!!! That lady you killed was the only friend I had in the world!
If not for the gift of salvation, I would in-sert a very h0t metal down your throat!
(Turns to Ambrose)
plea-se, darling, forgive. Vengeance is mine says the Lord. Let’s not pl@yGod.
The bible says avenge not yourselves.
plea-se forgive
MR AMBROSE: I forgive you. Leave my
house now!
I forgive you and I hope you have a good life but always remember that your actions cut short the life of a young
mum. Goodbye.
ALAHAJI UMAR: thank you, my brother.
Come on stand up you evil girl! Allah have mercy on your soul. You hurt this man so much walahi. If this was me, I would have slit your throat walahi! Move!
Allah bless you, my brother
(They left and Judith hvgged Ambrose so ti-ght and somehow, theirl-ips managed to locate each other and for the very first time he k!$$£d her pas-sionately…?)
MR AMBROSE: just give me a second
JUDITH: Take two
(Mr Ambrose went into his be-droom and brou-ght the ring she bought to engage Judith but he had planned to do it
tomorrow at Shasha’s birthday p@rty. But he couldn’t wait anymore. So he quic-kly gr@bb£d it and ran downstairs where
Judy was)
MR AMBROSE: (on one knee) Judy, for me,you are not just another woman. To me,
you are love covering yourself in the bodies of two beautiful women just to get to me.
You found me first throu-gh my Chioma and now, hidden inside the beautiful Judith, you c@m£ looking for me again.
I recognised you when I saw you. You are love and you have found me again.
And again, I want to keep you in my heart and home forever.
So love, will You marry me?
JUDITH: oh my goodness! I can’t believe this is happening! Yes I will!
MR AMBROSE: Kate! Tatiana! Shasha!
Joshua!!! Daddy is engaged!!!!!!!
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MADAM NNENA: ah! See who we have here!
XANDRA: mama, how are you?
MADAM NNENA: I am not good. You brou-ght me to London and abandoned me! Eh! My daughter you know I like seeing you around. Don’t break my heart
oh! Come in my love
XANDRA: wow! This place is very nice and cosy! Where is Deric?
MADAM NNENA: my dear, I believe he is broken. You know they called him from
Nigeria and told him that his adulterous wife is getting married to onye awusa.
But even before then, he has been staying in that his room, pla-ying all the sad songs in the world. Doesn’t eat from
day to day. Manages to drink a cu-p of coffee or two that’s it.
I’m tired of trying to get him to talk to me my dear
XANDRA: he’ll be fine. I know what’s wrong with him.
MADAM NNENA: you do?
XANDRA: yeah. I’ll go see him now.
MADAM NNENA: alright, my daughter
( Xandra got inside and saw Deric in be-d
wra-pped in blanket and facing the wall)
XANDRA: (taking off the blankets to reveal
his face) come on! It’s not that cold?
DERIC: Xandra, why are you here?
XANDRA: to see you, of course!
DERIC: leave. You have seen me
XANDRA: I’m not leaving. Call the police
DERIC: when is your wedding?
XANDRA: you tell me
DERIC: st©p being stupid. It’s not funny.
Xandra! Have some sympathy! I am human. Does it give you this much joy hurting me?
XANDRA: Hehehe I wanted you to feel a little of what I felt those days I was falling head over heels in love with you. I would take extra shifts just to see your face and you were doing shakara and forming
married. Mtchewww!
DERIC: (quic-kly sits up) Xandra! Are you not seeing anyone?
XANDRA: no, I’ve always wanted you and only you. I love you Deric and I couldn’t even hide it no matter how ha-rd I tried
DERIC: (jumps out of be-d, reaches for the ring in his be-dside drawer and kneels
before Xandra)
Xandra, plea-se will you marry me?
Xandra: yes, I will marry you?
(Deric hvgged her and they started k!ssing, for about 10 minutes, I looked on as they pas-sionately k!$$£d each
other. And then their hands started wandering to places I would describe as dangerous. So I knew it was time to take
myself out of that dangerous zone. So I walked away.
I am unable to give an account of what happened afterwards but whatever happened, it must have been intense.
I’ll see you all tomorrow???