I was posted to an eastern state. Those three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three weeks of my life. After camping, I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was s£nt to a government girls secondary school to do my service!!! I was beyond excited despite the location of the school.
Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I was just happy to be a king among women (girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say her decision na final. I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that school.
She look me laff come say among all of us, na me she fear p@ss cuz her girls go pursue me.
Wow!!!… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n responsible” was her next comment. I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the @ssistant principal). After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na), she accepted us and asked us to resume duty next week Monday……
Nawa oh, w€tin I dey do for Junior section when bad girls full s£nior section. Abeg I wan deal with mature girls jor. Lucky me, I got transferred to the s£nior section to teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to ss3 cl@ss.
Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into the office meant for three staff and met a female teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I walked in.
“Good morning madam” I said.
Then she looked up at me and replied
“Copper, Good morning. You’re welcome”
Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my s£nses…. cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare at her. Her name was Mrs venny. Also, I got to discover that she also had the most beautiful heart in the world.
She was married and approximately ten years older than me but I still wished her husband would divorce her or drop dead … so that I could marry her. We chatted about a few things and became friends.
Twenty minutes later, the bell went off and it was time for my first cl@ss. Omoh, my heart dey beat like Don jazzy song, I need to compose myself well… no jonzing!. I grabbed my materials and headed to teach a cl@ss full of girls ……
Omoh, as I enter d cl@ss, d girls come dey shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout 4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?. Everybody come quiet and all eyes come dey on me, I come forget w€tin I plan to talk sef. Anyhow sha, I introduced myself and my subject.
These girls were glad to have me… and I was glad to be here with them as the only male copper in the school.
I be like tuface to them. As I dey teach, I discover say most of them na confirm olodo. Them no sabi anything but i later discover say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to the bone.
Some minutes into the lesson, I asked the cl@ss a question but no one answered. Then, a girl stood up and gave me the answer. Her name was Ella.
Particularly, a pair of eyes caught my attention. Guess who? Omoh, Ella dey look me!! As She dey look me 4 eye, I dey look her huge br£@st-s…. Fantasizing about s√¢king them. After the cl@ss, I asked them if they had any questions.
They said yes and started asking questions like “do you have a girlfriend?” “Can you speak Ibo?”. Haha! Una Don enter one chance this year. I just waved them off, smiled and went back to my office…. still fantasizing about Ella.
I walked into my office, greeted Mrs venny and sat down and rested my head on my table to relax (oh, how I love to see this lady).
Some minutes later, I heard a female voice say “sir, please can I borrow your text book? ”
I looked up and saw two pair of huge br£@st-s pointing at me. You guessed right …..
it was Ella….
To Be Continued. ..