MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE
(she’s psycho and troublesome )
written by Eunice Nwodu
Episode 22
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Enjoy
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STEVE
“what did you just say..? I should enter there with you?” I asked balantly staring at the doctor like a lost goat.
“yes sir, she wants you in there. and the more we waste time the more risky it becomes” she said.
I chuckled.
this woman is not serious.
*if you can’t handle it, I’ll go instead* I heard and turned glaring at br@ndon that just made the statement.
This guy really has a motive to take Tessy away from me.
“But you’re not carrot nose” the doctor objected softly.
I turned to the doctor.
“Ignore him. Let’s go” I said and she led the way.
We went to a room and they handed me a light blue material to wear which felt like an apron then, gloves and nose masks.
LABOUR ROOM
I walked in with the doctor and the door was shut.
I turned properly.
‘Holy mother of God!!!!’
Is that my wife,
I mean is that the Tessy, I married?
What’s that thing in her v*gina??
It was quic-kly covered by a white clothing and I wasn’t able to un-derstand what that is.
Blood stained the sheets.
There were three nurses around.
One holding Tessy’s hand as she cried softly.
She saw me and left Tessy giving me a chance to be beside her.
Tessy was a mess.
Her hair was scattered and tears filled her eyes.
Ohhh, my pregnant pepper.
She stared weakly at me.
“Hey Pepper. What’s wrong?” I asked holding her hand.
“Am sorry Steve. I really can’t do this. Am sorry I have to die like this” she says as tears filled her eyes.
“You aren’t going anywhere Tessy. Don’t even go there. If you leave me, how do you think I can survive? No f–king girl in this world can replace you in my heart Tess. In case you don’t know, I love you. And if you think you can just win my heart and then die, it’s not f–king fair Tessy” I said as tiny tears filled my eyes.
I was feeling so emotional.
geez,
But no.
Tessy can’t leave me.
I can’t imagine a second without her in my life.
It’s ha-rd to admit but I love her.
I’d be stupid not to.
She sobbe-d quietly and I leaned close and k!$$£d her.
She couldn’t leave me. She held my hand ti-ghtly as the nurses and doctor c@m£ close.
“Are you re-ady dear. You can do this” the doctor said.
Tessy nodded.
Doc. Eunice unveiled the white clothing and stared at Tessy inbetween her legs.
“Take a de-ep breath and push!!” She yelled and Tessy gro-an ed holding onto me.
It felt like we were both giving birth to the baby cause I felt her pains.
She gr-unted and didn’t st©p pushing for one.
“Oh yeah… That’s good” Eunice said.
“One more swoop baby, push! Push! Push!…”
I closed my eyes.
Seeing Tessy in pain was hurting me so much so I closed my eyes. I don’t like seeing her like this. She screamed so loud!
I didn’t open my eyes until I heard the gentle cry of a baby.
Oh my God!!!
My child is born…
I stared at Tessy who was p@n-ting!
A nurse cleaned her sweaty face with a napkin.
After a while, doc. Eunice carried my baby to me. It was so fair and fluffy looking.
I chuckled.
It looks so much like me but has Tessy’s pretty eyes.
But wait, is it a girl or a boy?
I carried with my hands shaking.
First baby I’ll ever hold in my life.
“it’s a boy” doc. Eunice said and you have no idea how happy I was.
A boy…
Wow!
-Eunice wrote this!
THREE HOURS LATER
TESSY
I was on the hospital be-d with a duvet covering from my w@!st below while I stuffed my face with macaroni and cheese.
There were alot of fruits on a tray too.
All these for me?
I don’t know if I could finish them all.
Hubby was on a chair with his gaze focuses on me as I ate slowly while my beautiful baby was in the hospital crib slee-ping I guess.
Everyone that c@m£ to the hospital was outside waiting.
Once am done eating, they’ll all troop in and congratulate me.
Thanks to br@ndon.
He was just in time to save me,
If not…
I can’t even imagine what could have happened!
That doctor that told us I’ll give birth tomorrow must be sick in the head.
I looked at Steve.
He said he loves me.
I heard it all.
He’s words gave me hope to push ha-rder than I ever did.
Nob©dy has ever said those three words to me, until today.
Oh God!
I feel so special.
“St©p looking at me like you want to eat me. If you’re hungry, take a spoon and join me” I said and he chuckled.
“You couldn’t scream hubby or Steve or even baby, it had to be carrot nose” he said.
Oh geez,
“Am sorry hubby. My br@in was scrambled then” I said and we both laughed.
So crazy of me.
“What name do you want for our baby?” He asked softly.
Oh…
Tough choice.
“Let’s name him, Andrew, Andy for short…that’s my Late father’s name” I said.
Steve smiled.
“I like it,…..and I love you” he said and pressed hisl-ips on mine.
“I love you too” I mumbled as
He cu-mpped my cheeks while we k!$$£d and bit on ourl-ips hungrily.
The door opened and I narrowed my eyes to it.
Steve’s parents, br@ndon, The maid and Steve’s best friend where staring.
We couldn’t care less but shared our burning love.
It was so intense and full of pas-sion.
How did I get to love this guy? Although he’s the one that R@p£d me….
“That’s enough you two! So what’s our baby’s name?” Steve’s mom asked interrupting us
MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE
(She’s psycho and troublesome )
Written by Eunice Nwodu
Episode 23
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STEVE
I was far into dreamland when little Andrew’s crying voice woke me.
He’s just as pesky as his mom, Tessy.
I pretended to be asleep so Tessy would go carry him.
“Steve, are you pretending right now or can’t you hear our son crying” Tessy’s annoying voice said behind me.
Andrew was still crying.
I didn’t say anything.
What could I say?
I don’t want to do vigil today.
“Hope you know it’s your turn” she said.
I sat up and turned to her.
“It’s your turn” I muffled..
She turned on the light and brou-ght out her phone. She handed it to me.
I checked today’s d@t£.
Damn it,
It’s actually my turn.
“Babe, he’s hungry. I don’t have the resource to feed him” I said.
“If he’s hungry, he’ll pu-ll your shi-t and then you can call me” she said.
“Tessy, you’re at home all day doing nothing. While I go to work. plea-se, free me tonight” I begged.
She frowned.
“Okay. You’re trying to say am useless?” She thun-dered.
“No… You’re not. You’re Andrew’s mom, he won’t be alive without you” I said.
She sm-irked and got off the be-d.
She wore her sli-ppers and headed to Andy who was in his cradle. She carried him and he starts fussing and sobbing.
I watched Tessy bring out her left br£@st and put it in his mouth slowly while he attacked it like a lion.
He better be careful with that.
Just cause I allowed us to share doesn’t mean he should be possessive over it.
I sle-pt off again.
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TESSY
He thinks am useless!!
He thinks there’s nothing reasonable am doing.
Am going to deny him the one thing he can’t seem to leave without and he has alre-ady taken an oath not to cheat on me.
I fed Andy and he sle-pt off after five trails to get him to sleep.
I carefully la-id him down cause he’s s-en-sitive and one noise can get him to wake up.
That’s what I’ve been going throu-gh for five months now.
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Next day
STEVE
I c@m£ back from work to meet Tessy and Andy pla-ying.
To my suprise, Tessy was looking super h0t.
She wore the bu-m short she hasn’t worn since Andy c@m£ and that light singlet.
She packed her hair in a pony just the way I like it.
What’s she up to?
Am turned on alre-ady anr I can’t wait to have her tonight.
I went to Andy and ruffled his beautiful black hair which he got from me. He’s so adorable.
At least, he’s awake.
He’s such a sleepy head. But he’s quite stubborn.
Immediately After dinner, I ordered the maid, Juliet to stay with Andrew in his room. At least Tessy and I can have some privacy.
She was on the be-d operating her phone.
“Hubby, br@ndon s£nt me another h0t ph0to of his girlfriend. I guess they’re having the time of their life in Dubai” she said.
I just nodded staring at her b©dy move.
I c@m£ close and k!$$£d her taking her phone away from her.
“Steve, what are you doing?…” She muttered.
“You know” I replied and tried to re-move her nightie.
She st©pped me.
geez,
When man is alre-ady ha-rd .
“Am exhausted babe. Maybe tomorrow” she said.
“Am gonna be on t©p Love, you’ll just have to relax” I said going ahead to pu-ll off her nightie.
“You don’t un-derstand. I can’t even lift a f!nger. You’ll have to svck it in tonight” she said.
I felt like crying.
“plea-se Tessy!…”
“I’ve worked enough today. I nee-d some rest. Pity me Steve. Let’s do it tomorrow” she said covering her b©dy with the blanket.
Tessy is never like this,
What’s wrong?
Is she mad at me?
I sat beside her thinking of another technic.
If I look at her, she’d look away.
Hmph.
I pouted myl-ips.
She laughed.
“I thought I was useless. Come here” she said and re-moved the duvet.
I smiled and la-id beside her k!ss!ngher n£¢k.
“Am sorry Tessy. But I said you weren’t useless. You’re very important to me” I said k!$$£d her.
I got my hand un-der her bu-tt cheek ru-bbing it to get her in the mood.
I didn’t cut the k!ssas I pu-ll-ed off her night shorts.
Suddenly a knock c@m£ on the door.
I paused and then we heard Andrew’s loud voice crying..
Wtfff
He was crying like he has just been flogged.
“Am trying to calm him down sir but he can’t st©p crying” Juliet said outside the door.
“Am sorry love, my baby nee-ds me” Tessy said. She k!$$£d me and I fell on the be-d while she ran to the door pu-lling off her shi-t.
Andrew, why????
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To be continued
stay tuned for the final episode