MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE👩🎨
(she’s psycho 😮and troublesome🙄 )
written by Eunice Nwodu
Episode 16
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STEVE 💎
I stood beside Tessy’s be-d staring at her as she just stayed moody and sad.
“plea-se eat something hunn…I’ll feed you” I said hopelessly.
She shook her head negatively.
“I don’t have appetite” she replied.
“But what of the baby. plea-se eat for the baby” I said.
She didn’t reply but just remained quiet staring into nothing.
“Your brother won’t hurt you, I promise” I said sitting beside her and ma-king her lean on my shoulder.
She still didn’t say a word.
Hunnnnn, I know how to handle this guy.
He’ll regret having the guts to call Tessy after everything he’d made her go throu-gh.
I just nee-d help from my best friend, Davis.
He’s kinda more crazy and bad boyish alot more than me.
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THE NEXT DAY.
I walked into Tessy’s room and met her dressing up.
She was fixing her hair.
She’s probably the only woman I’ve seen that normally spend all day in a salon fixing her beauty or something.
“Are you re-ady?” I asked coming close to her.
She nodded and took her bag from the table.
“Don’t you think I should come with you?” I asked.
I tried convincing her but her answer was ‘no’ that’s why I want to do things my way.
“He won’t hurt me in public but you can stay somewhere far and watch us…” She said.
I nodded and took her hand and we left for downstairs.
When you have a pregnant wife with your first child, you have to care too much…no matter what.
i can’t help it cause I know I was the one that out her in that state.
We got to the driveway at the estate where Tessy’s driver was and he helped Her enter the porsh car that’ll take her to the restaurant where She’ll meet her brother.
They drove off.
Great…time for my diabolic plan.
I called Davis.
“My guy got him…he’s in a moving bus just few meters away from the restaurant” he said.
“Good. Am on my way” I replied and got into my Rover sports car.
I zoomed off quic-kly to the location.
AT THE restaurant
I was in my car at the parking lot watching what’s about to take place.
Davis never fails.
Tessy is at the restaurant now.
I called Davis.
“Seen the idiot bro, he’s wearing a red shi-t…going in now” he said and hung up.
I watched closely and saw him…
Tessy’s brother.
He looks fat and mean and he was walking too fast. He was approaching the restaurant.
Davis and his crew quic-kly drove to his side and st©pped keeping him from entering the restaurant.
They jumped out of the van…
Hew!
They were wearing masks.
Davis hit him on his knee and he fell.
I knew it was Davis cause he have tattoos around his n£¢k.
In a split second, they carried Tessy’s brother into the van and zoomed off.
Oops,
I bet he didn’t see that coming.
Time to go calm my pregnant pepper.
I waited for 10 minutes before going in.
Tessy was on the table alre-ady eating what she ordered. Whoa…
A hamburger with yoghurt.
“Carrot nose, what are you doing here? My brother can come any minute” she said.
I sighed and sat down on the next seat.
“I don’t think he’s coming…you’ve been waiting for long… What if he had an emergency?” I asked looking innocent.
Tessy sighed.
“I hope you’re right. I really don’t want to see him.” She said.
“Okay, since we never went on a d@t£ or formally went out… Let’s do that now…” I said and signaled the waiter to come close.
He c@m£ and handed us our menu.
“But Steve, am not comfortable yet. You look so relaxed. What if he comes in with his gang?” She asked.
“Then I bribe them…I have the money” I said sm-irking.
She rolled her eyes.
If only she knows what Davis is doing to that evil brother of hers, she’ll insist we go home now and give me serious b!owjob
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MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE
(She’s psycho and troublesome )
written by Eunice Nwodu
Episode 17 & 18
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STEVE
After enjoying all the meals we ordered, Pregnant pepper and I went home.
I got a text from Davis, I had to go.
“Um…Tessy, I have to go somewhere” I said as she pu-ll-ed off her clothes.
“No…
“Do you really have to go?” She asked sounding quite scared..
“Yes, I have to” I jibe-d walking to the door.
“Where are you going to?” She asked.
What do I tell her now
“I nee-d to see someone” I replied.
“Who?” She asked.
“A friend”
“Which of them?” She asked
Oh wttfff…
“Am no longer going. Go and take your bath” I said giving up.
I dropped my phones on the table while she ran into the bathroom happily.
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NEXT DAY
AT DAVIS’S HOUSE.
STEVE
I climbe-d down the stairs to the basement in Davis’s house.
I went into the room to meet Tessy’s brother tied up ti-ghtly. He was j£rking back and forth trying to get free.
He’s blind folded.
Davis was on a couch drinking.
I went to him and he handed me a mask to wear. We don’t want the idiot to recognize us after this.
“You owe me tons bro. Do you know I couldn’t f–k last night because I was here watching the rascal” he ra-psed.
He’s sure a s3x freak.
“Chill. Where are your boys?” I asked looking around.
“You guys didn’t beat him up?”
I added looking at the guy tied up.
I was expecting him to be beating up and half dead…Davis likes to hurt people.
“We wanted you to do the honors” David said giving me the bat he was holding.
I took it and went to the guy.
I re-moved his blindfold.
He stared at me with anger in his eyes.
“You ma-king a big mistake nigga. You have no idea who I am.
Am a hurt you real bad..
Am so going to hurt you in a way you won’t be able to explain you motherf–ker!” He yelled.
I ti-ght£ñed my fist on the bat and hit it on his arm and he screamed. I could hear his bones split.
Tessy am sorry but your brother will spend fortunes mending his bone.
“Who are you? What did I do to you a-sholes?” He asked.
I hit him on his knee and he j£rked up the seat hopping in pain.
I kicked his seat with my leg and he fell with it. He couldn’t st©p gro-an ing.
“plea-se bro! Let’s work things out. I don’t want to die now… What do you nee-d? Cocaine? I know a guy who can give you those plea-se let me go” he kept blabbing pleading like a baby.
I leaned close to him so he can hear me loud and clear.
“Who is Tessy to you?” I asked.
He froze for a while.
“How do you know her? Who are you to ask me about her? Are you f–king out of ya mind!” He sneered.
geez, this guy talks too much
I hit him the bat twice on his back.
You don’t want to knoe how much it hurts.
“Aah!! Okay, okay, I’ll talk” he said p@n-ting.
I didn’t say a word but just stared at his sweaty face.
“She’s my sister….My kid….sister” he said stammering.
“Good. What do you do to her often?” I asked.
He looked at me and spat but thank goodness I stepped back and his stinking spit didn’t get to me.
“Ask her” he said proving stubborn to tell me.
I tried so ha-rd to control my anger.
I felt a soft tap on my shoulder.
I turned to see Davis sm-irking
“Bro, you know am good at this things. Let me help you a bit” he said grinning and took the bat from me while I stepped back.
Seriously this guy is dead.
Davis reached for his back pocket and brou-ght out a small knife.
“Who doesn’t love tattoos?” He asked enthusiastically.
Next thing, he slammed the guy’s face to the ground and proceeded with the knife coming close to his face.
“What are you trying to do? St©p! Leave me alone… Fine, I’ll talk” he begged shivering.
“Too late–” Davis grinned and used the knife to slice his cheek writing a ‘T’ with it.
Wow… T for Tessy.
How nice.
Tessy’s brother screamed in pain.
“Now will you talk or do you want me to write the whole alphabet on your cheek?” Davis asked.
“Aargh!!!
“Fine, I’ll talk!!!!
“The b°•ch Tessy is my sister! I always wanted to f°•k the hell out of her but she always escapes from me. Then I wanted to get her married to wealthy people so I can f°•king use her to make f°•king money! But then she striked a stupid deal to pay me monthly. I traveled to Cuba to work and I returned yesterday to learn she’s f°•king married and pregnant And when I find her, I’ll dive a fork up her v and dig the baby out of her. And as for the husband, I’ll cut his d°•k off and kill the j£rk and ru-b him of his money. Now you hear it you son of a biatch!!!” He yelled like a psycho.
I smiled.
“Too bad the husband is truly a son of a biatch” I said and turned to Davis.
“Do you have that recorded?” I asked.
He sm-irked and nodded bringing out his phone.
He pla-yed what the guy said.
It’s prison for him away from my pregnant pepper …
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Episode 18
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STEVE
six months!!!
Tessy is six months pregnant today
Oh the joy that fiills my soul!
Just three months to go and the nightmares would be over.
I felt pregnant pepper tap me on my arm.
I ignored her pretending to be asleep. It’s late in the night. What could she possibly want. “Steve. plea-se wake up” she said in her gentle voice.
Pretender
She pat me again ma-king me pity her.
In the next life, am done f–king stubborn girls.
“I know you’re awake!” She grouse and am f0rç£d to sit up.
“What now miss?” I asked and she smiled.
“I want a glas-s of water” she said.
I sighed.
The maids must be fast asleep in their rooms.
I turned on the light with the remote and got off the be-d.
I left the room and rushed downstairs.
I filled a glas-s up and even carried a jug of water along and went back upstairs. I handed her the glas-s of water.
She stared into the glas-s.
“I’ll drink this after am done eating… Hubby, am hungry ” she said. Whaaat?
“Seriously? Must you eat this late in the night?” I murmured angrily. “It’s the baby. It’s starving” she replied.
“Fine, what will you eat?” I asked.
“Egg sauce” she replied.
Thank God egg sauce is easy and quic-k to prepare.
This woman can’t ruin my sleep
I rushed downstairs and gr@bb£d the eggs and broke them. I chopped tomatoes as fast as I could. I nearly cut my thumb!
I was done and added the last ingredient: Pepper
I went upstairs and handed Tessy the tray.
She took the spoon and took a bite.
“I want some sliced apple by the side” she said.
“Tessy, be satisfied alre-ady! Am tired and sleepy. Pity me!” I said ru-bbing my eyes. “Just get me the apples hubby. I won’t ask for anything else” she said. I went downstairs and got the apples before returning back to her. “Here wifey” I said handing her the plate.
“No, hold it. I want to try something different” she said.
Say what now?
“I’ll take a spoon of my sauce and you feed me an apple” she said.
I rolled my eyes.
Crazy.
She took a spoon and opened wi-de and carefully put a slice of apple in her mouth. She ate it smiling.
We did it a few more times and I got tired.
“Arent you full?” I asked noticing she st©pped eating.
“I am. Just get me a glas-s of pineapple jui-ce” she said.
I nodded and carried the tray and everything downstaira then I poured Tessy her drink and added the final ingredient : slee-ping pill I stirred it and carried it to her.
She won’t kill me before my time.
Am still young and s•xy. too young to be worked to death.
She took it and drank it half.
She was alre-ady yawning.
“I feel tired and sleepy. Goodnight carrot nose” she said and next thing, she was fast asleep. I covered her well and went to be-d relieved.
Days later…
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TESSY
Steve’s mom asked me to come over and spend the day with her.
I can’t believe I used to call her ‘ma’am’ but now, I get to call her mom. She ordered the maids to get what she wanted me to See.
The maid returned with hvge bags.
She emptied the stuff in it on the floor. I checked the clothes, baby clothes. “You’ll bring out the ones you dislike dear” she said referring to the clothes. Wow…
I started checking the clothes one after the other.
But these are all male wears…
Did the mall run out of baby girl wears??
“Um…mom, are the female wears inside?” I asked and she laughed. “You’re going to give birth to a son. I can feel it” she said enthusiastically. Whaat?
How can she be so sure?
“Uh..okay mom. Which ever one God gives me” I said trying not to see it as anything. .
STEVE
I was in my office going throu-gh files.
I nee-d to hire someone to do this p@rt of my work for me
I remembered what happened this morning with Tessy.
I laughed.
I actually bath her
She was too demanding and we ended up n-ked together in the bathroom. My clothes soa-ked and the bathroom was a mess. Tessy is so crazy.
A knock c@m£ on my door.
Could it be Tessy…
but she’s with mom.
The door opened and my jaw dropped.
Camilla…
What’s she doing here after such a long time?
I thought I’ve alre-ady broken up with all the girls I met with.
She c@m£ to me sitting on my table.
Her dress was revea-ling and I could see her stunning b©dy.
“It’s been long Steve. You know how we do it. Am going to be on t©p this time” she said and win-ked. I’ve never said no to Camilla…
How do I tell her there can’t be an ‘us’ anymore cause am married?? What do I do? Three months.
Should I tell her to wait for three months after I leave Tessy before we continue with our scre-wing?
Tbc
Steve, you still want to leave Tessy?