MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE👩🎨
(She’s psycho and troublesome )
Written boldly by Eunice Nwodu
Episode 13
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STEVE💎
what…what did she just say?
“What do you mean you’re going with br@ndon, that j£rk?!” I yelled angrily.
“I don’t have to repeat myself do I?
“Tonight we’re going to go to that dinner as two different people not couples” she said.
“You’re a married woman for Christ sake” I jibe-d.
“And you’re not right??? I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about the dinner. Why? Cause am a housewife, cause I didn’t finish school? You don’t want the world to know we’re married?” She asked pained.
Oh geezz, she’s misun-derstanding me.
“That’s not the reason. You are pregnant so I thought I would be stressing you out. I didn’t even think you’d be comfortable in the mist of strangers”
“Am not a child. You could have told me.
“Besides, it doesn’t matter now. Am going with br@ndon. He invited me and bought me this dress…” She said.
“You think I would let you go out with that s¢v-mbag??” I asked amused.
“St©p calling him names! He’s my friend” she retorted throwing her ring on the table.
Such a difficult woman.
“You’re not going out with that guy and that’s final” I stated.
She hit me on my che-st.
That hurts.
“Who are you to control me you cheat! You’re going with your slut and here you’re trying to st©p me from doing what I want?!!” She yelled angrily.
She’s stressing the baby
“St©p yelling… Just calm down” I said trying to t©uçh her.
“Stay away from me!”
She pushed me away and stormed out of the room.
How can she go out with that guy?!
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AT THE GATHERING
Vanessa and I arrived at the big event place. So luxurious and lit with chandeliers at all corners.
The whole hall was filled with wealthy billionaires and business tycoons.
Thank God mom and dad don’t attend this type of events. They s£nd repres£ntatives.
Am safe from mom’s scolding.
I haven’t said a word to Vanessa since we sat down.
I feel so uneasy with Tessy going out with that j£rk I hate so much.
He likes Tessy.
I can feel it.
The event started and that was when I was able to sp©t Tessy where she sat with the br@ndon guy.
They were talking and Tessy can’t st©p laughing.
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It was time for refreshments and we were served alot of delicacies but I lost my appetite cause of Tessy with that rascal.
I couldn’t st©p looking at her… She was backing me though. Am only able to see her fair smooth beautiful back.
I messed up
Suddenly br@ndon took a napkin and wiped something off her face…
I went crazy!
I have to set things out with my pregnant pepper .
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TESSY 💖
br@ndon and I were in his limo outside the event center. The dinner was almost over so we just stayed in our ride.
br@ndon wants to know so much about me.
I had to tell him my story.
“…he R@p£d me and then I bec@m£ pregnant with his child. He’s mom made me marry him though we both didn’t want to get married…but I know after I give birth, he’ll leave me” I muffled.
“I’ll leave him too” I added so sad inside.
br@ndon held my hand.
“You’re not alone Tessy, I’ll always be a call away. You have my number right… Let’s chat up. I’ll keep you busy and make you feel special.
“You’re beautiful and funny woman. You’re a rare gem . Any man would be lucky to have you.
I just want to let you know that, once you leave that sonofab-tch, I want to have a sh0t with you Tessy.
“I like you personality, your smile… Everything. And if Steve gets to uncomfortable to live with, am open for a roommate” he stated and I chuckled.
“Okay, thanks” I replied.
He drew close and our faces were really close.
Goosebu-mps!
He wants to k!ssme.
What do I do,?
Steve has cheated on me a dozen times, a k!sswon’t make a difference.
… But after everything.
Am not good at cheating!
I cleared my throat.
“Am sorry but am not uses to sharing myself at a go. If we can really be together, it’ll be after my divorce from Steve” I stated.
He exhaled sharply and smiled cutely.
“Am okay with that. Let’s get you home so you can rest” he said and called the driver at the other side of the limo to drive.
Huh
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MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE
(She’s psycho and troublesome )
Written by Eunice Nwodu
Episode 14 & 15
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TESSY
br@ndon st©pped infront of my house in the estate. I c@m£ down and went into the house getting re-ady to face Steve’s headache.
I pray he’s not home yet.
I don’t want to see his annoying wicked face.
I walked past the living room and saw him at the wine counter. He looked drun!kand messy.
I ignored him acting like he wasn’t there. I went to my room.
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STEVE
How can Tessy intentionally do this to me! she’s comfortable to go out with that big head overlooking the fact that she’s pregnant.
It irritates me and am so pissed right now!
I didn’t even sleep upstairs, I went to the guestroom and had a bath then wore my clothes I found there.
Who’s talking to Tessy?
I’ll ignore her till she is f0rç£d to apologize to me.
Am a billionaire. Dad’s heir and treated like a demi god at home so if Tessy thinks she can break me to begging her then she’s dreaming.
When I was five years old, I knew nothing then. I took dad’s gun and mistakenly fired it at my math tutor I hate so much. She lost an eye, I was f0rç£d to apologize atleast after dad payed her hospital bills. I refused and there was nothing nob©dy could do about it.
‘Accidents happen ‘
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THE NEXT MORNING
I had to go upstairs to wear my suit and gather other things I’d nee-d for office.
I bu-mped into Tessy on the way and I just walked past her and she did the same.
A good wife should have apologized
Where are my apologies?
I went to my room and got re-ady for work.
I was done and I returned downstairs.
One of the maids c@m£ to me.
She bowed.
“Good morning sir, breakfast is re-ady” she informed and I just nodded looking at Tessy who was on the sofa with a remote.
Watching movie as early as this.
I left the maid and walked to the living room. I gr@bb£d my phones. I noticed Tessy was also ignoring my pres£nce.
She acted like I wasn’t here at all.
So she also wants to be tough.
Stubborn head
I left for the office after a short breakfast.
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FEW DAYS LATER
Tessy and I was keeping up with the silent treatment for three days.
She hasn’t spoken to me neither have I and I know she’s angry with me.
I was a little drun!kcause I went to my best friends place and we drank away our sorrows. I was on my way to my room to sleep soundly when I saw Tessy’s phone on the table.
It vibr@ted and I took it.
Let’s see what my wife is up to.
I unlocked her phone…. Her pas-sword is nothing but ‘baby’.
I went to her recent activities.
I entered her WhatsApp. Oh mother of God!!
Messages from br@ndon.
She was chatting with him even at midnight.
I felt so angry!
Is she keeping an extra marital affair?
I saw 10 missed calls from the j£rk.
Why is he calling her so much?
What could be so important to him.
Even if Tessy wants another guy, why br@ndon?
I went upstairs quic-kly straight to Tessy’s room.
She was applying cream on her b©dy.
Lovely sight.
My eyeba-lls were turning, am drun!k.
She looked suprised to see me tho.
I went to her and handed her her phone.
She took it and didn’t sat anything.
“Am sorry” I finally said after a long silence.
“What?” She muttered.
I sat beside her on the be-d.
“I said am sorry. Don’t make me repeat myself, believe me this us ha-rder than it sounds” I jibe-d.
“If apologizing to me will end up being a complaint then it’s better you just go. Am sleepy” she said taking her pillow.
“Tessy hear me out. Am sorry for not telling you about the dinner. I just decided not to cause you were pregnant and it’d be stress”
“You’re drun!kgo and come back tomorrow. When you’re in your right s-en-se” she said b!owing me off.
I pu-ll-ed her close in a half hvg so she can lean on me.
“I said am sorry hunnn” I cooed.
“plea-se Tessy. Forgive me. I won’t hide anything like that from you again, that’s a promise” I said.
Anything, anything at all to convince her.
She shrugged my hands off.
Wow… I really hurt her alot when I didn’t tell her.
She didn’t want to say anything.
“plea-se wifey. It’s been long Since I t©uçhed baby and you know I can’t t©uçh it without your permission. plea-se am sorry” I pleaded with a crumpled look.
She nodded and I claimed herl-ips. k!ss!ngher like I’ve never before.
“You’ll put br@ndon on blacklist, huh…” I mumbled inbetween the k!ss.
She Chuckled.
“Am serious Tess. 10 missed calls in one hour? Does he want to eat you alive?” I asked after we broke the k!ss.
“He’s my friend” she simply said and sat on the be-d well. I moved into her holding her to myself.
“You know he likes you” I added.
She didn’t say anything.
“Steve you’re drun!k. Go to ur room. I don’t want you here” she said.
I k!$$£d her on her forehead.
“Slow down carrot nose. We have to sleep” she said.
“Carrot nose?” I asked
She laughed.
How am I carrot nose?
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Episode 15
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weeks later…
STEVE
I was on the couch working with my l@pt©p.
this past few weeks has been stressful. Tessy demanding for one thing or the other.
I feel like a nurse.
She’s now four months pregnant and her tummy is increasing bit by bit.
I ba-rely have time for myself.
Mom know better than to f0rç£ me into this marriage.
It’s ma-king me grow old before my time
Tessy walked into the living room with the music box I bought her yesterday.
She was with her phone too.
Thank God she st©pped talking to that br@ndon goat. I hate him more than I dislike Lil Wayne.
Tessy was putting on a blue bu-m short that st©pped right after her bu-tt. and a str!pped long sleeve.
She dropped her music box on the table and walked to the standing stick used in videoing.
She set her phone in it and c@m£ to me.
“Am competing in a couple dance contest and I nee-d you to dance with me. I really want to win…the women I met at antenatal care are also competing and I br@gged alot cause am sure we’ll win” she said pu-lling my arm.
I refused to stand up.
“Steveee, carrot nose c’mon!” She winced pu-lling me up with two hands.
“Am sorry but I don’t dance” I stated and sat back on the chair.
“What? St©p lying to me hunn, I really want to win” she said
“Am busy” I said b!owing her off.
She shut my l@pt©p and threw it to the next chair.
geez, such nerves.. Pregnant women are something else – so aggressive.
“C’mon hubby!!!” She ra-psed and ran to her music box turning on a song… Yummy by Justin Bieber.
Seriously?
yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Say the word, on the way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
In the morning or late
Say the word, ony way
bonafide stallion
Ain’t in no stable, no, you stay on the run
Ain’t on the side you’re number one
Yeah, every time I come around, you get it done
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
She starts to dance Infront of her c@m£ra (phone).
I must admit, she knows how to move.
She twisted her w@!st and and shook her bu-tt in the process.
She looked at me and frowned like she wanted to cry.
This my wife is unbelievable
I stood up and went to her and she smiled.
“I’m not dancing” I whispered to her and she frowned.
“plea-se hubby, beautiful carrot nose, my sugar plum” she said pouting.
Oh, so she wants to bribe me with sugar coated names… I flu-shed .
But I don’t dance infront of people. Only mom knows I dance.
Wait a minute…
Did mom tell Tessy I dance well?
I looked at the innocent cute face waiting for me to dance.
I sighed and started break dancing.
She covered her mouth with her hands watching me move.
She’s the second person to ever see me dance.
She starts to shake her b©dy facing the c@m£ra while I stood at her back.
Since she wants to win the contest…let’s show them a little couples r0m@nç£.
I held Tessy by her w@!st and wra-pped my hands around her from behind.
As the music pla-yed, I k!$$£d her n£¢k and bit on it softly.
I felt her smile.
She placed her hand on mine as we danced slowly.
I turned and I saw the maids staring at us.
Hmph.
I could feel Tessy’s backside ru-bbing against my d°•k. Feels so nice.
I was starting to get ha-rd so I pu-ll-ed away from her.
Tessy rushed to her phone and placed it on her ear while I turned off the music.
She just received a call…
From who?
She gulped and brou-ght the phone down.
Her mood changed…she looked sad.
I went to her.
“Wifey, what’s wrong?” I asked tucking her hair behind her ears.
“It’s my brother…he just called” she replied looking lost.
“Um…is there a problem?” I asked extremely concerned.
She nodded slowly.
“He wants to see me” she said in a low voice.
“So? Why should that be a problem? Would he harm you?” I asked taking her phone.
“No, it’s…it’s personal” she said taking her phone from me.
She tried to leave but I st©pped her.
“We are married Tessy. No secrets” I said.
I looked around ma-king sure the maids were gone.
“I haven’t spoken to my brother for up to six months now…he doesn’t know am married. I didn’t tell him cause I know he’ll hurt me. When we were still together, he always tried to r@p£ me but each time I got lucky.
“Then at 18, he wanted to marry me off to alot of people. I promised him I would work and pay him monthly so he doesn’t marry me off and then I ended up at your house.
“He called me just now. Am scared…what does he want from me? if he finds out am pregnant, he’ll hurt me and my baby” she said and for the first time, I saw tears fall from her eyes.
Who’s ma-king my pregnant pepper cry?
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To be continued
that is all for today