??MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE??
(she’s psycho? and troublesome ?)
By Eunice Nwodu
Episode 5
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?STEVE?
“I was just…s£nding an Email to someone” I stuttered and acted like I just switched off the l@pt©p.
She rolled her eyes.
“Whatever, let’s just go alre-ady” she said and started walking to the door.
I fixed my belt and gr@bb£d my car keys and phone.
Thank God,
She didn’t catch me….
Soon, we heard a thud..
Tessy froze and looked back.
“What’s that sound?” She asked me and am f0rç£d to look at the table where Vanessa was hiding.
“I don’t know, let’s go” I jibe-d trying to hold her.
She yanked her hands off and stood at the center of the office.
“Is there someone else here?”she asked, I don’t know why but my heart starts to race.
She went behind the table,
“Come out bit-ch” she said and Vanessa crawled out.
Tessy glared at her and to my suprise, Vannesa lowered her head looking embarras-sed.
“Do you have b©yfri£nd?” Tessy asked her
“Y..yes” she muttered.
“Does he have a d!¢k?” Tessy asked
What?
What sought of question is that
Vanessa just nodded.
Tessy left her and c@m£ to me.
“Let’s go you man slut!” She said and left.
She looked a bit angry.
Pregnant pepper She’ll surely deal with me
I s-en-se revenge
I glanced at Vanessa before leaving .
AT THE GYM: YOGA
Tessy and I got to the gym and she changed her clothes to a singlet and leggings.
It’s soothes her so well and brou-ght out her curves.
I couldn’t take my eyes off her pointy n**ples which was glooming from her light singlet.
Thank God this is a women’s gym if not I would have dealt with alot of guys who stare at her.
Oh Tessy,
I hate you but I can’t st©p wanting to t©uçh your b©dy.
We got to the area of the yoga. There were four women on a blue mat also in their leggings stretching.
Tessy had a red mat…. It soothes her, Red pepper
She handed me her water bottle r0ûghly and glared at me before kneeling on her mat.
I sat on a chair close to her.
Two of the women had bulgy tummy and the others, there tummy was as big as f***
“Your hubby c@m£ with you, how sweet of him! He must be crazy over you” the fattest woman said.
I rolled my eyes.
Can women ever be quiet.
Tessy sighed.
“I doubt that. Look at me, am I ugly?” Tessy asked and I sat up to listen to them.
No dear!
you’re S-xy!
strawberry honey!
The women replied at once.
“Am attrac-tive right?
Then how come my husband is too blind to see good things? He’s cheating on me!!!” Tessy bur-sted out.
The women looked at me at once.
Glaring and shaking in disgust.
What is Tessy doing,?
Why is she casting me?
“, how could you do such a thing?!!!?” One of the lady shouted at me.
“Have you no shame?” The other asked me pointing.
Oh geeexxxxx
How do I get out of this?
What do I say?
“No no no, st©p attacking him. He’s not my husband, he’s my personal driver” Tessy said.
What?
Me? A driver??
“My husband, the idiot is at home. He doesn’t care about me
, he thinks am a burden. All the idiot wants is s3x! He even wants to push me and my baby out of his life after I give birth!!” She said crying and whining like a child which is annoying to me.
But she just denied me infront of these women,!!
Personal driver??
Tessy is wicked..
The women left their yoga practice and rushed to Tessy, consoling and petting her.
Begging her to take heart.
“My husband is a lawyer, he can help put your husband behind bars” one of the women said.
Wtff.
Tessy shook her head.
“No, let’s spare the idiot but am sure of one thing… He’ll come begging one day. He’ll realize am a priceless jewel. That day, I’ll smash his ba-lls with my heels ” she said and I quic-kly t©uçhed my ba-lls.
Never, I’ll never beg her.
She looked at me and sm-irked.
Oh gee, am suddenly afraid of her.
MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE
(she’s psycho and troublesome )
Written by Eunice
Episode 6 & 7
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STEVE
I waited for Tessy in the car very angry with what she said back at the gym.
Never in my life have I been so insulted!
Right from the day I got her la-id, I brou-ght a death wish upon myself.
She’s surely s£nt to kill me, but I’ll kill her first.
The door opened and she entered the car flinging our house key with her middle f!nger.
“You think that was funny? Seriously? You told them I was your f–king personal driver??” I barked trying so ha-rd to suppress my anger.
“Oh plea…se, if I told them you were my husband, they would have sl@pped the stars out of you. Besides, if you want to have that title so much, you’ll have to st©p cheating on me” she said.
I scoffed.
“Am a stinking billionaire, I do whatever I want. If dad can’t st©p me, then who are you?” I asked turning on the car.
“I get it. Am nob©dy, no nee-d to ru-b it in. You’re free to do whatever you want hun, even sleep with a goat” she said and I clenched my fist.
I swear I might kill her with my ba-re hands.
She’s too annoying!
We hit the road.
She pressed some bu-tton at the music pla-yer and a list of songs popped up. Written by Eunice Nwodu…do not copy.
I was watching her slowly and still had my eyes on the road.
Like she knew me more than anyone else, she picked Lil Wayne’s song.
I don’t like his songs and Tessy knows that but she’s just mrs Annoyer!
She increa-sed the volume and the horrible tune c@m£ blasting from all sides of the car.
Oh lord…help me.
“Can you turn that off plea-se? I don’t want my child to listen to trash like this” I hissed.
“Oh sorry, I can’t here you!” She replied shouting.
Am sure she heard me well..!
How many months to go? Seven, seven months to go and the baby will come! We’ll split up and I’ll be a free bird again,
But come to think off it, who would be with the baby,?
Tessy would want to have her kid so that’s not an issue. I can visit the child sometimes.
I just hope mom wont come inbetween Tessy and I divorcing.
She always have her way.
Tessy turned of the music and am f0rç£d to look at her annoying face.
“I want raspberry” she whined pouting like a child.
“The only place we can get that is at Milly’s Beverages and it’s kinda far from here….you should have said it when we were at the gym, it’s closer from there” I stated turning around.
“St©p blaming me,.. I wasn’t feeling like it then. plea-se drive fast before I loose appetite for it” she said.
I rolled my eyes and increa-sed the speed pas-sing the speed limit of that street.
“Awwn, you’re such a caring hubby, see how fast you’re going to attend to my nee-ds” she said sounding like snow white.
I scoffed.
“I just want what’s best for my baby. You’re out of the question. I care for mosquitoes more than you” I jibe-d.
“And those mosquitoes will be the one to give you s3x then ” she muttered.
“You’re not even the last person on my I_care list” I said and I knew it got to her.
“F–k you, you bloody liar!” She blurted and folded her hands angrily.
I continued driving. It was now few blocks to the beverage sto-re.
“I don’t want raspberry again, let’s go home” she said angrily.
Wtff..
” do you know how long it took me to get here??” I asked not believing this woman.
“Are you complaining??” She asked.
I scoffed.
“Whatever, we’re going to that sto-re and that’s final” I said and sped up reaching the place.
“Am not drinking any thing then. It would be poison cause your baby don’t want it again” she said.
Crazy woman
“If you refuse it, I’ll pin you down and f0rç£ it down your throat. I can’t come all the way here and go back empty handed like an idiot” I said and parked the car at the parking lot.
“Huh! I hate you Steve, I hope you know that” she said still angry.
I watched her angry face,
Can this my preggy pepper get any cuter?
geez, she just said she hates me and here I am admiring her face.
“Okay, let’s go home” I said and started the car
She st©pped me with her soft hands on mine. How can her hands be so soft? , she was a maid….
“We can’t go, we’re alre-ady here…let’s go and buy raspberry and even cranberry jui-ce” she said excitedly and c@m£ out of the car.
See this woman…
I thought she said she doesn’t want raspberry anymore
I c@m£ out of the car and joined her in the big beverage sto-re.
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Episode 7
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STEVE
We went home with what Tessy bought. I ordered food for myself and ate in satisfaction while Tessy cooked her own dinner. She ate it h0t with the raspberry yogurt.
I had my bath and c@m£ to the sitting room to watch movie.
I plan on watching the most horror movie of the week.
I get the latest movie installed in my TV.
I gr@bb£d the remote when Preggy pepper walked in.
geez, what is she still doing awake?
She hasn’t even raking her bath yet.
She sat beside me
“Hubby what are we watching?” She asked beaming.
I rolled my eyes.
“There’s no ‘we’ here and also, this is a horror movie. It’ll scare the hell out of you and it might affect my baby” I stated. She scoffed.
“You don’t know me Steve… Am a strong woman and br@ve as well. How can a common movie scare me?” She laughed… “This is not an ordinary film woman, this is much fetish and scary more than you can imagine ” I said. “I don’t care… We’re watching it together” she said shifting closer to me. “Okay” I simply said and the movie started.
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TESSY
oh my God, what am I watching???
I felt like holding Steve by his clothe.
Jesus!!
The dead woman is right beside her!!
“Ahhh!” I screamed and jumped on Steve.
“I warned you” he sneered sm-irking.
I almost want to cry!
He switched off the movie.
“That’s enough for tonight strong woman, let’s go to be-d” he said and we stood up leaving the living room.
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STEVE
I was in my room about to sleep after chatting with my friends and cousin when the door opened and Tessy sneaked in. What’s…
What’s she doing here,?
She approached my be-d.
“Can I plea-se sleep in your room? ” she asked.
Huh?
Did I hear that right?
“Why?” I asked.
“My be-d is too ha-rd for me” she said.
Hmph.
“Uh… Okay” I said and shifted a bit while she la-id on the be-d.
She’s still wearing her normal clothes.
And her b©dy feels h0t…
She hasn’t taken her bath yet.
“Pepper, have you taken your bath?” I asked her.
“No” she muttered.
I laughed.
“You’re too scared to go to the bathroom?” I asked.
“I see the ghost there” she whispered.
“Okay hun… I’ll esc-rt you to my own bathroom so you can shower and wear one of my shi-t” I offered. She nodded and I took her to the bathroom.
“Take off your clothes alre-ady” I said.
“No, you want to see me nûd£?!” She retorted.
“Okay then, am going outside” I said but she held me.
“Fine, am taking them off” she muttered.
I turned to watch her re-ady to enjoy the view.
She took off her clothes and stepped un-der the shower.
All this as-sets for me?
Why can’t she let me have her alre-ady?
But one thing is for sure, am not begging.
She finished bathing and I handed her my shi-t and she put it on.
So pregnant pepper can be scared like this?
We returned to the be-d and she held me ti-ghtly.
“Hubby hold me… I feel like the ghost is behind me” she said almost crying. I pu-ll-ed her very close and turned off the light.
I feel like watching horror movie all night with her.
Atleast I get to enjoy her like this…
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To be continued.
Our tough lady is scared