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chapter 13
Lina’s pov
I was attacked by robbers…. if you see the kind gun wey dey carry ba…
all my money dey collect …. i no even get transport to take go hux
“ah… at one na small thing na… e no suppose make fyn gal cry…
but you go carry me go ur hux… so dat we go run some kind thing…” he said and i nooded pretenciously
“so hw much you nee-d” he asked
Na.. just 100k i said rolling my eyes awaiting his answer
“for we-tin na… 100k say ur hux dey for London abi we-tin” he queried
As u no dey might your business… nons-en-se… i said walking away swaying my w@!st
as he rained curses on me but i cared less…
yes!!! i think he’d be in his Mom’s place
Lawrence…. i called out softly as i reached a distance close to his main house
“Lina…” he said coldly…
i deserved it
am sorry Law i don’t know what c@m£ over me…
i apologized but he kept quiet
he was always doing this… this his over shakara…
Law… law… i called out twisting my voice i know he can’t resist it whenever i called him that way
“it’s ok babe, but can’t you see what am see” he aid and i traced the directiom of house and….
Ah…..
i screamed and it took the grace of God for me to control myself
we-tin be this one na…
Lawrence… no be you be dat…. i no un-derstand, i said walking slowly to the main house with my Law in my hands
“can’t you process it, Lina… remember those words
“find the real chicken and reverse the curse” he said bringing my dull mind back to reality
This is really confusing…
i can’t believe this…
“can’t you see his acting weird ” Lawrence said
as i ignored him
i have to confirm this.
Ah, good-day Mama…
i greeted as i claimed the porch
“ah… Nnor… my daughter, i think say you don breakup with my
pikin as this he sickness start” Mama said sadly as i felt pity for her
Haba mama how i go forget una… i no fit na…
Lawrence i called… obviously scared of am seeing
but he did’nt reply he kept on staring into the sky as if searching for his missing ring
Which kind thing be this one na…
“my daughter make i go bath abeg… helep me watch am
since morning i neva bath,i just dey watch am make he no run…
i no un-derstand which kind problem be dis…
doctor say he dey alrit…
i no know weda na church i go carry am go” Mama kept on complaining as she walked inside not even waiting for me to reply her
my heart melted as i head My Law sob.. seeing his mom in this condition
so Law… what your saying is that this is the real chicken…
I asked trying to un-derstand what was happening it seemed like my br@in was completely wiped off
“Lina… abeg.. free me i dey try un-derstand we-tin dey happen right now
you still dey ask me question mtcheew” Lawrence nagged out of frustration
he always does that so am use to it alre-ady
Fake Lawrence… i called out but he just stood still staring into the sky
he has’nt even spare us a glance since the 30mins we’ve stayed here
“maybe you should try calling him what he is” Lawrence ch!pped in
and what is he
“Chicken of course” Lawrence said
mtcheew… i call am fake Lawrence he no answer na chicken he go answer
so this one wey dey here nw na chicken?? i asked no one in p@rticular
so now wey we don find the real chicken
what next?
” i dey always tell you no dey mix english with pidgin” Lawrence correct
you well at all… i dey try find solution to our problem and you still get time dey correct my english
you fit speak pas-s me??
i queried and he bec@m£ mute
“so the message was find the real chicken, revers the curse” Lawrence said
and we don find the real chicken… how we go take reverse the curse? i asked
as we stood totally confused.
Baaakku!!! i shouted… trying to gain his attention and it paid but something happened….
immediately he had an eye lock with Lawrence in my hand something happened…
something wey i never see for my small life….
Ah….. we all screamed…
Chapter 14
Mama Lawrence’s pov
ah… where dis children ¢v-m go na…
Dis children no go kill me ooh… my enemies e no go better for una…
see pikin wey i suffer train go school now to enjoy am…
dem no wan allow me…
pikin wey don graduate just ¢v-m back dey behave like fowl
Which kind suffer head be dis one na… i yelled crying profusely
Lawrence’s pov
“Ah”…. we all screamed as we could ha-rd ly fanthom what was going on…
immediately i had an eye lock with the Baaakku… according to Lina,
i felt something strange… something i could’nt un-derstand, suddenly we saw
whitish smoke covered the whole arena… as a whirlwind tossed us up…
it felt like a hurricane… as we all felt so dizzy while it kept rolling us…
the f0rç£ had dragged me outta Lina’s hands…
with the smoke one could ha-rd ly see…
We all kept screaming… and boom…
ah… i yelled as i landed on something ha-rd
boom… i ha-rd something dropping and turned to see it was Lina and the human chicken…
i guess i could call him that..
“ouch!!” they yelled feebly.. reacting to the rou-gh landing they had
it was then i realized where we were…
in… we where… unbelieveable… in the magical building… the uncompleted restricted area in our school
“Gosh!!! what’s happening and how did we get here” Lina asked… knowing fully well i have no idea
“ah… ” we both screamed clenching to each other… on sighting a strange being probably a spirit..
while the human chicken just stood still looking into space
i for like see we-tin he dey alawys find for up… just that i too dey busy
He had long white mostarch.. and long white hair… we-tin i dey even talk…
himself dey white let alone his mostarch…
“wh…ere… whats… we-tin… dey… happen..? Lina stuttered…
while the old man which looked like a chinese man.
… laughed…
you know how dis old chinese people dey always resemble… especially those once wey act Jackie-chan
na so dis one resemble… just that dis one manage fine pas-s…
“you have a lot of things to hear and do… sooo i’ll suggest we go catch some fun
because as it is…
I DEY HUNGRY” the white man said shocking me to my bone and marrow…
the question i wan ask now be say Chinese dey speak Pidgin??
Tbc…