🙈🙈 MY CHEATING WIFE 🙈🙈
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EPISODE 7
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Smart re-aders.
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I rolled my head here and there. My n£¢k hurts and I opened my eyes, I gro-an ed and felt my open wound. Who know what is going on outside?.
I looked from the window and saw a palm wine joint. Things were going on smoothly, I felt hungry and I knew from the things I am seeing. It is possible foood would be sold there. I whined up my glas-s and slowly got out. The pain had eased off though I still felt it stinging somehow.
I picked my diary and walked out with little change in my hand. I moved towards the joint, entered and sat down in a corner, looking around. Soon, two men entered laughing sarcastically and sat at my front talking about their se-xcapades.
Fikayo ➡️ Good evening sir.
I greeted in English doubting if they would un-derstand me.
1 Man ➡️ Good evening o.. What did you want?.
Fikayo ➡️ Humm.. sorry sir, can I use your phone and besides I am lost, I don’t know where exactly I am.
I said in a convincing tone.
The men looked at me for few minutes and muttered something into themselves ear s👂.
2 Man ➡️ Young man.. You’re in Mowe.
Fikayo ➡️ (Awe) Ohh.. Mowe.
I took the phone and went out to the side of the shred. I opened my diary and dialled Dr. Richa-rd s, my colleague’s mobile phone number. It rang twice and he picked it up the third time.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ ( In a professional voice) Hello.. Richa-rd s on the line.
Fikayo ➡️ Sorry pal.. This is Fikayo Adekunle… Dr Adekunle.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ (Shocked) Whaaat!!!.. Oh my God.. Fikayo.. everyone is crazy about you.. The D.G wants you back.. Where thou art you been?.
He said, shouting on the phone happily.
Fikayo ➡️ pal, it is a long story.. I am somewhere.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ Oh Man.. Is it your wife?.. You’d better leave her okay.. just name what you want.. Come back here. No one is mad at you. (Replied eagerly).
Fikayo ➡️ Hope the D.G ain’t mad?
I asked with dobut, coz I am out of work for quite a long time now, who wouldn’t be mad at me.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ would you at least believe me uhn..
Fikayo ➡️ Okay.. Thanks.
I said and dis£ngaged the call.
I thanked the men and settled down eating two wra-ps of Fufu and vegetable soup. Lots were going throu-gh my mind, I was devastated and doubted if I would be able to trust women again. I cursed and regreeted the day i met Christianah. I had seen we were not made for each other a long time ago but I kept on. Why?. I was blindly in love with her. I took a de-ep sigh and got up to pay the money 💰 and walked out towards my car, I wounded up the glas-ses and wore a cardigan. I pressed my car seat down and sle-pt off.
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I woke up to the noise of something like a much bigger mosquito 🦟 but much scarier. I was trembling with fear, everywhere was so dark. I felt weak but still manage to keep on calling the name of Jesus.
I opened the car’s door and got out to urinate . The ”Eerie sound” rented the air move and I urinate fast but I was shivering and as I turned to leave. I c@m£ face to face with a being, who had just an eye, two big ears 👂 and thin legs. It was tall and kinda muscular.
There was anger written on it face. I made to run but I was rooted to the sp©t. It moved towards me swiftly with the club in it hand ✋ in a bid to hit me. With super human effort by God, I managed to run but it was short lived. It met me and stood before me, I trembled and kept muttering blood of Jesus. It gave me a bloody sl@p that made me run back to my car. I could hear it sinister laughter, I opened the car’s door and my hands shook as I tried igniting the car.
The car started and I raced it away, giving a sharp turn and headed back to Lagos. It was just 2Am but I was determined to get back. My Camry raced beautifully but soon , I felt something trick-ling out of my right ear👂. I t©uçhed it and saw it was pulse that was gushing out. Sh*t!..
I took one piece of cloth on my car’s dashboard and blocked my running ear 👂 with it. I kept on racing my car. Soon I saw some guys on the road my instinct told me, they were armed robbers.
I heard ”St©p there”!!.
Nibo?!!. I swore and pressed the turtle ha-rder, they scattered and cursed me but I was far beyond caring.
I got to Lagos and faced the road to Luth. I am gonna park there and wait till day breaks. My ear 👂 was still running and I felt sharp stinging pains all over.
I parked my car and gro-an ed in pain as I slowly drifted into sleep.
I woke up to the people’s shouting, I looked around weakly and saw my arm was being fastened to a drip and that I was on a stretcher. I was wheeled in, How?.. my eyes closed once more.
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After about a month, I was okay and alre-ady back at work place. I had no worries anymore. I had even gotten an ap@rtment which I lavishly furnished. Women weren’t on my even on my mind for a second. I was living a free life. I even got promoted and my salary was increa-sed.
Well,
That day I was in my office as-sessing some research files, I was invited by the Imperial College of medicine 💊 London to give a talk. The D.G was an old man so he bestowed the invitation on me. I was happy.
A knock sounded on the door.
Fikayo ➡️ Come in.
The door opened and Dr. Richa-rd s c@m£ inside.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ My doctor.
I noticed someone behind him. I re-moved my glas-ses and wiped my forehead.
It was TOWOBOLA!!.
Fikayo ➡️ (Smiling) Hello. Doc.
I didn’t look at Towobola’s side at all though I felt her looking at me. She was kind of surprised I had grown more fresher and handsome. Initially I used to have a low cut and big heard but I had changed to an old skool hairstyle and clean shaven.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ My doctor.. I have brou-ght you your woman.. Whatever that might happened.. it wasn’t her fault. Forgive her.
I heaved a sigh.
Fikayo ➡️ I have heard you, Doc.
Dr. Richa-rd s ➡️ Okay.. Thanks.
Dr. Richa-rd s said and stood up to leave.
I watched him as he left.
Towobola stood up and walked towards me looking sad. She knelt before me and held my l@ps.
I looked away.
Towobola ➡️ Fikayo.
She sadly called.
Fikayo ➡️ Hunn.
Towobola ➡️ I un-derstand what happened and I heard what you pas-sed throu-gh. I looked for you everywhere until your colleague called me here.. You wouldn’t even find me.. For God, sake Fikayo, I am carrying your baby.
I made no reply.
Towobola ➡️ Honey.
Fikayo ➡️ (Coldly) Yeah.
She looked at me for few seconds and jumped on me on the chair I sat. She was crying and saying “Fikayo.. I love you”.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🙈🙈 MY CHEATING WIFE 🙈🙈
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EPISODE 8
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Smart re-aders
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Well, against all odds, the following month, I got married to Towobola. We did the court wedding and ended it up traditional way. Her mother who rejected me then apologised and well was fine. The wedding was a glamorous one.
Towobola was looking radiant that I wondered if she was truly going to be mine. For the first time in years, I felt like I had truly married a woman of my dreams.
She moved into my house 🏠 and we started our lives, despite being pregnant, she would wake up by 5Am , clean the house 🏠, cook, etc and she is going no where. I loved her with my heart ❤️ and she in turn loved me in return. Infact , we talk more on phone when I am at work and would even chat on WhatsApp every minute. I do look at the time impatiently, like 7Pm should come so I could go home to meet my wife. She also would have been calling 📞 and saying in her sweet voice “Honey.. where are you bayi?”.
We continued like this for months.
Well, the devil 😈 has a way of coming into your happiness when you least expected it.
I was in my office relaxing after the surgery I just performed. A knock sounded on the door.
I asked the person to come in.
The person did and it bec@m£ Christianah.
I was startled and adjusted my glas-ses 👓.
Fikayo ➡️ How may I help you?
I said with no formality in my voice tone.
Christianah ➡️ (laughed) Hmmm… Hahaha.
She said and cl@pped hands, looking around.
Fikayo ➡️ (Anger) What the f–ck is this?
I shouted angrily at her.
Christianah ➡️ (Coldly) So.. it’s true.
I gave her the “What?” Look.
Christianah ➡️ You got married to Towobola.. that same lady you do tell me, she’s just your friend… You gave her your vows whilst still married to.. ehnnn!! (Shouting).
I laughed and said “who is married to you?.. you are gone… Gone for good.
Christianah ➡️ Ohh.. I am your registered wife un-der the law. I am still Mrs. Christianah Adekunle.. you are taking me into your house 🏠 again.(Fuming).
Fikayo ➡️ You must be mad or crazy bit-ch.. Who is Mrs. Adekunle?… You?… A bit-ch, get the f–ck out of my office.
I roared in anger.
Christianah ➡️ Fikayo.. Relax now.. Okay, I am sorry.. I still love you, all that happened was from the devil 😈.. I am now a changed person.
Changed person in my foot.
My head sparked in anger and hatred and I gave her a very h0t resounding sl@p.
“WHAAM”.
She held her face.
Christianah ➡️ You sl@pped me?
Fikayo ➡️ Get the f–ck out of my office.
Christianah ➡️ Ehn enhh.. You think you are smart right?
Fikayo ➡️ (Shouted) Get out.
She took her bag on the table after looking wickedly at me and walked out of my office, slamming the door ha-rd behind her.
I ruffled my hair and sat down on the sofa in my office, soon, the door opened and one of my Colleagues, Doctor Solade entered.
Dr. Solade ➡️ My able doctor.
Fikayo ➡️ Hello Doc.. Bawo no jare? (We shook hands✋).
Dr. Solade ➡️ Ehmm. I saw this lady storming out of your office and cursing you un-der her breath, What is wrong?
Doctor Solade said and sat down.
Christianah ➡️ She wants me to take her back and if possible leave my wife for her.
Dr. Solade ➡️ Aww.. You suppose to pl@ygames with her now.
Fikayo ➡️ (Confused) How?
Dr. Solade ➡️ Keep slee-ping with her for fun.. Awnn.. na enjoyment be that. (li-cked hisl-ips).
Fikayo ➡️ I am not that type of man.. I am married and I love my wife.. Despite she is heavily pregnant, we make love sometimes and it is still fun. She is good at it. And I don’t go back to left over food.
I said and Stood up.
Fikayo ➡️ Okay. Will you have her number?
Dr. Solade ➡️ (Laughing) Hahahah, Noo.. I just got married.
Fikayo ➡️ Then what are you saying isn’t gonna work in my own case.
I said and booted my l@pt©p 💻.
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As I drove home, my mind was on what Christianah threatened, I just hoped she does nothing to my family. How did she get to know I am back to work?.
Funny. She wants even want to come back on learning about my progress. What if when I was stabbe-d, I died alre-ady would she marry my decaying corpse by now.
I honked and the gate man opened, I cruised my Range over in. My wife was alre-ady waiting for me. She held her w@!st and walked slowly towards me smiling radiantly. I extended my hands and she entered them.
We k!$$£d for five minutes before we entered.
😂 funny right?.
I gave order to the gate man to switch on the Mikano generator because Nepa had done their usual routine which is snapping the power off for a long time.
Something weighed
me down heavily.
We entered and the bulbs c@m£ to life.
Towobola ➡️ My Phone 📱is dead.. that explains why I didn’t call you.
Fikayo ➡️ Yeah.. I thought so.. let me charge it for you.
Towobola ➡️ Uhn uhn.. Go and undress, take shower 🚿, then come to the dinning.
She said and pushed in the be-d room.
I entered the be-droom and sat on the be-d 🛏️. My phone 📱 rang and I checked whom the caller was. It was an unknown number. I picked it up.
Fikayo ➡️ Hello.
The next thing I heard was very shocking.
Unknown caller ➡️ I will deal with to the extent you will regret you c@m£ into existence.. ohh, you think it is easy to just allow ànother woman to take my place.. I will deal with you and her till both of you will beg for death to come and cease your breath. Don’t take me for granted.
The voice said and hung up.
I knew at once it was one other person but Christianah.
Towobola ➡️ Honey.
My wife called from the sitting room.
Fikayo ➡️ Yes..Baby.
Towobola ➡️ Come and eat.
Fikayo ➡️ I am coming baby.
I heaved a de-ep so and wiped the tears that was beginning to form in my eyes.
Men do cry.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 .
I feel Christianah sl@p ok.
Trouble is coming on the way.
What would you do if you are in Fikayo’s shoes.
To be continued.