# MOTHER IN-LAW
?? #Wahala ???
[ Find the right daughter in-law] ?]
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✍️By authoress Lenity Faithful
©️Spark’s libary 2022 ??
?A Nigerian American R0m-nce .?
Tags : love , R0m-nce , comedy
family and relationships
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? Episode 33
[ Lagos Nigeria ??]
? RICHIE ?
” Woah this is Nigeria …! ? Caden asked as he put on his shades .
” Nigeria ……! ….” The girls squiled excitedly and shook their bu-tts .
” This is so embarras-sing …! ” Serena muttered and everyone burst into laughter as she snuggled into me Caleb
” Hehehehe all of you …move this way ” I heard and turned towards the immigration officers .
I know it had something to the with the girls Seriose dancing and excess luggages .
” Hey ….” Bervely said and Clark pulled her close .
” Open your bags …We no longer trust people moving in and out of this country…. ” One of them with big stomaches said and Lucas Chuckled.
” We have to open our bags ? He asked and I ru-bbed my forehead .
He’s not officially the king of primerose due to a lot of procedures going on and well he’s decided to hang out with us for the mean time.
” So …..! ” Serena asked immediately they where done as they stamped our pas-sports .
” Wait what are all of you coming to do in Nigeria by the way ? One of the lady officer asked curiously .
” We’re on a vacation ….! Kira said excitedly .
” In Nigeria ?? ? One of them asked and everyone burst into laughter including the Royals.
” Welcome to our mother land … hehehehe ” she said and we walked out of the airport in style .
I wonder where I’d take them .
” Babe …let’s go over to your Dad’s ” Dera said hu-gging me sideways .
” Where are we going to ? Clark asked as the limos packed in front .
” Nigeria here we come. ……! We heard people scream from behind us making us turn .
Jesus …it was a pregnant woman … shaking her bu-tts like the girls .
Isn’t that Dami ?
I guess it’s the guests for his wedding .
I can sense Seriose wahala already .
” Celine calm down people are staring at us ” a guy said as he hu-gged her sideways .
” Do I look like I care ? She asked grinning .
” Richie ” Dami said as we exchanged handshakes .
” Hey Richie what’s up ” Jackie asked as we exchanged cheek ki-sses .
” Where planning on … moving to my Dad’s estate untill it’s time for the wedding then we move to your Dad’s ” I said and he chuckled .
” I can sense the drama already “He laughed .
” Baby carry me already ” Kim said and Preston’s jaws dropped .
” Carry you ? Babe we just arrived in Nigeria ” he said and she frowned .
” More of the reasons why you should carry me ! She pouted .
” What’s the name of this place ? Caden asked taking pictures …I Know he cleared his scheduled to make new memories .
” Lagos Nigeria ” I smiled .
” O ” he said and everyone chuckled .
” Wow ……this looks like a mini village ” One of Dami’s friend’s who was riding with us Said and her husband rolled his eyes .
” Danny there’s nothing like a mini village …” He said and she glared daggers at him.
” Mr morreti … has anyone told you ..I don’t care about your vocabulary right now ? I mean it’s my sentence …my words ” she shrugged.
” It’s an habit of these guys to behave like they know it all …when all they know is to knock us up ! The crazy lady from before said .
” Celine ! Everyone said in unison .
” Seems like we met another crazy team ” Dera whispered in my ears .
” Welcome to my humble abode ….! Mom said immediately we got down from the car , Dad was besides her and suprisingly even my aunt and her husband where present .
” Richie ! Quincy said excitedly as he ran into my arms Making everyone chuckle .
” Wow did they all come for the wedding ? He asked excitedly .
” Yup champ we came for the wedding ! Clark said making everyone chuckle .
” Selena ! Mom and aunt Bummi screamed excitedly .
” My naija Queens ” she answered as they did their signature hu-gs .
” This is gonna be so much fun ….!
” Marcoroni …oh my goodness ” aunt said as she hu-gged Dami’s friend’s excitedly .
Wow
” Jackie ! ….” Someone said coming towards us with a black Cat .
‘ someone has a Cat and it’s alife ? I asked my cousin Dami .
” Jackie’s mom , she’s a total drama Queen trust me ” he laughed .
” And your mom ? I asked smiling .
” She’s met her match ” he laughed .
” I can see that …! ” I smiled .
” You look mature ” he said and I Frowned .
” What do you mean by that Was I acting like a 3 years old ? I asked
” Ah …2 years should be the right one ” he said and I chuckled .
” STEFANO I’m so not letting you stick that di-ck in me next time ! We heard a female yell .
” Celine everyone said Making us love .
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? MARCO ?
” I like it here ” Danny said as she snuggled into me making everyone coo at us .
” Where’s Franco ? Nicole asked immediately she sat next to us .
” He’s upstairs ” Katleah said cluelessly .
” I think he’s jetlagged …” Vincenzo said and Katleah frowned ..
” I’d just go check on him …” She said and went upstairs .
” Celine is eating up everyone’s br@ins with her madness I mean …Stefano is upstairs trying to for-ce her to sleep ! She said and we all burst into laughter .
” for-ce her ? Is it by fire or for-ce ? Danny asked .
” Both ” Nicole laughed .
” Where’s Manuel ? I asked Jennifer .
” I have no idea trust me ” she chuckled scrolling throu-ghher phone .
” You have no idea where your husband is ? I asked .
” Trust me this is the most delicious …dish I’ve tasted ….wow ” we turned to see Manuel tasting ? snails .
” Are those even cooked ? Jennifer asked worriedly .
” And now he’s twer-king excitedly …look for ropes my love we nee-d to tie Manuel up …this is a foreign country …incase of neccescity ” I said and they all burst into laughter and he smiled at us .
” C’mon guys it’s fun ” he said and we decided to go over .
” It’s fun to meet you guys I’m a hu-ge fan ” Jennifer said as she exchanged pleasantries with the Royals .
I noticed everyone had plates of the snail …?
” What’s that ? Danny asked .
” Pepper soup ” Jackie answered and I can’t imagine ?
” Marco it looks tasty ” she said excitedly.
” What looks tasty there love ? What if it’s still alife ? I asked and Andrew burst out laughing from where he was sitted with a plate .
” It’s not alife ” Dami said with a smile .
” Vincenzo you’re eating that ? I asked .
‘ you’re a chef man …you shouldn’t be scared of snails ” he said and manuel laughed .
” Marcomouse c’mon it’s fun ” she grinned .
” So …. guys as I was saying …” A beautiful dark skinned lady said as she dropped her spoon inside the fancy pot on the table .
” We’ve made arrangements and first thing tomorrow morning …we’d make our journey to Bayelsa ….” She trailed and the other guy trailed his hand on her wai-st .
She Chuckled and slapped his hand off .
” Ouch ‘ he said and put it right back .
” Feyi ” she scolded .
” As I was saying before the co-ckroach interrupted” she said and we all burst into laughter .
” We’d be going to Bayelsa a day before the Burial …’ she said.
” By Road ? Another guy asked .
” No Richie due to the current insecurity of the country ,we’d be going by air ” she said and we gave a nod .
” Is the trip to your village by road ? Another asked .
” Nope it’s by water ” The feyi guy said and everyone screamed.
” WHAT !
” It’ll be fun” manuel grinned.
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?CLARK ?
” Baby ” I felt someone tap me and I opened my eyes .
” What is it love ? I asked and she pouted .
” I want icecream ” she said immediately …
” Wh….a ? I asked as I fell asleep again
” Clark ” she tapped me again.
” Bervely let me sleep” I whinned in annoyance .
The whole trip was taking a toll on me and its so late .
” My Queen try to sleep okay I’d get it for you tommorow morning” I said petting her .
” Clark open your eyes and get me icecream ..I said I’m not sleeping stop telling me tommorow” she said immediately and I ru-bbed my forehead.
” Bervely ” I said tiredly
” Don’t bervely me for goodness sake ,can’t you see I’m craving icecream , besides you didn’t tell me tommorow morning when you’d wake me in the middle of the night to make love …” She said and Jesus ?
I opened and closed my mouth like a fish.
” Babe …we are in a different country …I’m not familiar with this …” I trailed .
” Clark …I want icecream I’m craving it badly ” she pleaded .
” Clark …I’d scream …I swear I’d wake everyone up …” She said and I got up immediately.
I can’t imagine her waking everyone she’s been acting like a witch ever since she got pregnant .
” Let’s go ” I said and she chuckled sweetly .
” That’s my 100 yards of husband material …carry me ” she said and raised her hands.
” What ? I asked.
” Clark stop staring at me and carry me for goodness sake” she frowned .
I backed her as we walked out of our room .
My God it’s late and everyone as fallen asleep.
I felt her running her hands on my hair and I glared at the kitchen .
I just pray there’s icecream in there or heavens helped me.
I switched on the lights and she clapped her hands excitedly
I tried to drop her .
” Carry me ” she whinned.
Oh God ?
Did I offend someone ? Or something ?
” How would you eat the icecream from my back ? I asked .
” How is that your business ? She asked and I opened and closed my mouth like a fish .
I brou-ght out two cu-ps of icecream and she clapped excitedly.
I gave her the ice cream and switched off the lights immediately We made to live the kitchen Bervely screamed.
” Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
” What is it love ? I asked and she pointed straight .
” I saw the big ugly eyes glaring at us .
” Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! She screamed again and I made to run and noticed bervely wasn’t on my back .
” Jesus !
When did she run away ?
Am i dreaming ?
I bent to check un-der my legs …I checked my back pocket and … noticed the eyes getting closer .
” Mom ! I screamed as I ran out .
” Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
” Mom ! ” Bervely and I screamed in horror as we burst into two people making out on the couch they looked at us and the shock made them screamed too.
” Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
” Whaaaaaaaaaa!
” Wait why are you screaming ? I asked..
” Why are you screaming ? Feyi asked and his girlfriend made to cover her lap-s.
This is crazy .
” Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! We heard people screaming as they ran into the large sitting room with different weapons infact Richie even held a shoe .
” Why are you guys screaming ? Bervely asked.
” We came to rescue you guys ” Marco said and Adesua laughed.
” Hey young lady what are you doing half nak-ed ? Feyi …” His mom scolded immediately .
” Mom didn’t you want me to knock her up ? He asked grinning and Richie laughed.
” Why where you all screaming aaaaahr whaaaaaaaaaa moooom ! Manuel asked .
” We saw big eyes downstairs …that’s what caused is to scream in fear ! I answered.
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” And you ? Mom asked pointing at Feyi ! ..
” We….huh….” He trailed .
” Devil runneth when no man pursueth ” Richie said and everyone chuckled.
” Eyes ! In my estate ? Ah … Oluwa oh . I said it …I said it that they’d find me hear. ..Jesus ! Jesus ! ” Richie’s mom began .
” It’s just LuLu ” Jackie’s mom said raising the black ugly cat .
‘ LuLu …! So this Kuku abi LuLu doesn’t sleep at night ni ? Then it’s a witch …they have sent him from the pit of hell …” She said pointing at the cat .
” Hell got me ” Manuel said as he laughed and we joined him .
” My sister already told you eye doesn’t like cats …”
” I know her husband told me already ! Jackie’s mom said and we all looked at Damilare’s Dad who froze like a statue .
” What ! His wife asked and Jackie’s mom covered her mouth .
TBC
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