# MOTHER IN-LAW
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[ Find the right daughter in-law] ?]
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✍️By authoress Lenity Faithful
©️Spark’s libary 2022 ??
?A Nigerian American R0m-nce .?
Tags : love , R0m-nce , comedy family and relationships
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? Episode 25
[ Lagos Nigeria ??]
?TIMI ?
” Calm down Timi ,infact do your fave well let me position your monstache ” Bummi said as she set the beared properly.
” I’m not good at this why don’t fummi become the man ….see the way I look like a sick fowl ” I frowned .
” Sick fowl cannot be bummi’s husband now , and if you take the roll of a woman , you’d immediately give us out because your daughter would recognize you ” she said walking to and fro .
” Let her recognize me joor , me I don’t trust that Dozie guy … although I want to be genuinely happy for her ….I have this gut feeling that all that glitters is not gold …the guy is acting so good …so perfect he has no flaws …
” I mean my husband still mess up our bedroom and we’ve been married for years ,he still tends to forget that important things and has a bad temper …but this Dozie guy doesn’t give Adesua any reason to complain …it’s wiered …” I said.
” More of the reasons we should destroy that date oh …ha …that guy ehn ….. hmmn the way I’m looking at him with my spiritual eyes ehn …he’s behaving ….one kind ‘ bummi said .
” Do you know him personally ? I asked .
” I’m telling you I saw him with my spiritual eyes now ” she shrugged.
” You didn’t tell me you’re now a prophetess since when did you start keeping secrets from me ? Fummi Frowned .
” Calm down …I’m just joking …my dear …where is your gateman now he’s wai-sting time …he’s supposed to lead the way ” fummi Frowned .
” Gateman ? We have someone else coming with us ? I asked .
” Ehn okon I’d bringing his … grandfather’s clothes for you …” Bummi smiled .
” Grandfather’s clothes ? Aren’t they rags already ” I said in horror .
” Have some respects for ghost now , what if he’s hearing you ni ? Fummi said frowning .
” Let him hear from his grave …” I said and they both screamed .
” Big maram … good evening …I don bring the clothes ” okon said setting them on the floor .
” Who’s at the gate ? Bummi asked .
‘ ehn My college they cover up for me ” the gateman said .
” Colleague ” I corrected him .
” 1 clothe 1000 naira …for rent ” he grinned smiling .
” Ah …okon 1000 for this rags ..? Bummi asked .
” Madam you call this my inheritance as rag ….my grandfather spend money oh. …this clothe na original ” he said in pigin.
” They look like clothes that where worn by cavemen in the past …see shoe like a local ? canoe without a paddle …” Fummi added .
” Hahahaha …this one ehn …is what We used to call truth to God shoes oh …” I Said and we both burst out laughing .
” Remember papa .. Natasha in ibadan …he has them in different colors especially the Red danger hahaha ” fummi said and we all burst out laughing immediately .
” Ah the good old days ….” Bummi said
” Maram ” okon frowned and she handed him some cash ..” .
” Oya run along we will return your inheritance when we are done ”
” Hmmn this one is Really Goat shoe oh ” fummi said as she hit the shoe on the table twice Making us laugh .
” Timi come and put your leg ” bummi called as they made to dress me up .
About 45 mins later we where all down .
” Wow the only problem is your as-s …, But let’s just leave it like that.. after all some men have A*s too let’s go ahead and destroy that Date ” fummi said and I walked in back .
Fummi was beautifully dressed with an ugly looking wig … and lemme not even mention Bummi looking like a Flying policeman …
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We all bounced as we walked out of the house in Style …
The kungfu Queens ….
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☕ CLINTON ☕
I Rolled my eyes at my cousin as he laughed crazily on the couch .
” You Find this funny ? I asked .
” Wait but remember I warned you man ..I told you to Fu-ck that girl …did you ” he trailed and I threw the cushion at him .
” You’re crazy Damilare …I can’t do that to Adesua ” I said and he laughed .
” Make her high on the D …job done ” he shrugged .
” That’s the worse advice ever …fine I do ..want to do that to her …but …Not now she’s Angry at me ” I said and ru-bbed my forehead .
” You told me your son is leaving here with the Damini ” I asked.
” Ya upstairs he’s so smart ” he smiled .
” Ya I’m done ….the project …I’d present it tommorow , can you call me later ..I’m going to the kitchen to get Some cookies …ya bye ” he said and cut the call .
” That’s your son ? I whisper asked Damini .
” Yup ” he popped .
” Our family genes are just so clear ..I mean he’s a carbon copy of you …when we where younger …walks like you…he’s smart ..I mean he has an iPad so ….” I said .
” Hey Dami ” he said when he looked over to where we sat .
” Done with your project ?Dami Asked
” Yup …” He said and turned to me .
” I’m Feyishayo your uncle ” I smiled .
” Oh …I’m Quincy , but since you all answer native names ..mine is Rotimi ” he said and Damilare looked suprised too .
” I didn’t know you had a middle name ” He asked him .
” I don’t answer it that much anyway , it’s almost 8 : 00 …I’d just go get some cookies and go to bed ” he smiled at us .
” You had dinner ? Dami asked .
” Nope … I’m on a diet …so I’d take something light .. besides Mom and I had a fight …I’m not eating ” he said and my jaws dropped .
” That’s not a nice thing to do ” I said .
” Next you’d say only grown ups have the right to get angry ” he said softly .
” You’re …” I trailed speechlessly .
” Why do you even wanna diet ? His Dad asked .
” I don’t wanna be Fat ” he said in horror .
” You hate fat people ? I asked him .
” No ..I just don’t wanna be Fat because fat people get bullied at school …it’s sat to watch my fried Faty …gets bullied all the time …it’s sad ” he said to which we both smiled .
I received a text on my phone which Read
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” At the scene ”
From Kung Fu queens
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? BUMMI ?
” There seats our 5:00″ I said grinning and Timi walked in front .
” Time to Ruin that nonsense Date ” fummi said gritting her teeth as We glared at the politician .
As he walked over and helped Ade shift her chair so she could sit down properly .
He then bent and placed a ki-ss on her forehead .
He whispered something on her ears which made her smile but she looked uncomfortable .
” That … Annoying Boy ” fummi said as she Fold her ? fist .
” He’s not even attrac-tive ” Timi said and I totally agreed .
He’s handsome but he looks like a Boy … where’s the se-xiness ..? I think my husband is more se-xy anyways ….?
My husband …my potato jealoff …my Yam and stew …my …”
” Bummi what are you thinking now …let us Attack ” Fummi said and as We made to attack ..I bumped into a waitress .
.” Ah ..mama sorry oh …’ she said apologising .
Mama ? ?
That’s when I realized I’m an Old woman …my eyes immediately went down to my Goat shoes ?
So true true I’m an old woman oh
I signaled fummi to be hu-gging her husband which is timi ..”
” My daughter ……lif it ” I said softly and she walked pas-sed us .
” Let us go kungfu Queens I whispered to my group .
That’s when I caught sight of my husband and bummi’s husband with some clients at the opposite chair .
Ah
Ah
Oluwa oh …I began to move back small small …
Mission ab-orted
…dismiss I whispered softly and as fummi tried to move …she ended up stepping on TIMI’s big shoe .
They both Fell on a Couple immediately and scattered the table whilst I watched in shock .
” Jesus ” the couple gasped .
” Shhhhh shhhhh ” I started shunning them and noticed as Adesua left to the restroom .
” What is going on here ? The man asked .
” Oga sorry …we are leaving already ” fummi said getting up and Timi packaged her Papa’s cap .
” This is unacceptable you ruined my Anniversary you ugly looking baboons ” the woman screamed at our faces .
” Hmmmn ” I frowned at the spit .
” Madam control your spit abeg …stop shouting on us Ah Ah like that ” Fummi said whilst I kept checking if We looked like baboons …I felt humiliated .
” Madam please just shut up … didn’t any …guard or security chase you guys out immediately you came here ? I mean Who let this ..Dirty Dustbins in here ? Look at you dirty Weavon and shoes .
” Madam you’re Stupid infact do you know who I am ..ehn it shall not be well with your village people …” I said and threw away my Weavon as it landed in another woman’s tray of chicken .
? Everyone’s eyes moved with the wig ….and as it landed on the plate ..the woman immediately looked at us ?
” See what I was saying ? The other woman spat … security! She screamed .
” Your own is too much ” Timi said and removed the woman’s wig then threw it at her face .
Showing her damaged weaving .
” You’re acting all posh …with your Fake shape ” fummi cursed .
” Madam I won’t allow you talk to my wife like that ? the man raged .
I looked at him and ignored him .
” Bummi fummi …” I heard my husband call and froze .
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? DOZIE ?
” You’re beautiful ” I said to Adesua and she smiled .
” Thanks ..you don’t look bad yourself ” I said to which she smiled .
I tried to make small conversation but she seemed to have zoomed off for a while and stood up.
” I nee-d to use the Restroom please” she said and immediately she left .
I saw an incoming call on my phone .
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Linda the caller ID read .
My heart froze as I looked nervously if Ade was coming back .
The phone rang again and I picked .
” Hello my love ” I said immediately I picked the call .
” Dozie what are you up to ? She asked immediately she picked up .
” What do you mean by what am I up to ? I told you I’m not in town ? I said immediately .
” You’re not in town ? Who are you lieing to ? My cousin saw you entering a 5 star restaurant with the popular Designer …are you forgotten you have a pregnant fiancee …? She snapped .
” Calm down Linda ..I told you this is for a while …I’m already dating her …I promise .. immediately I get what I want …we’d get married .
” You want fame wealth …I un-derstand but I don’t un-derstand why it has to be Adesua ” she spat .
” My love …” I said softly …
” This is just a game for goodness sake …give me time ” I pleaded .
” Fine ” she said from the other hand .
” I love you ” I whispered .. and glared daggers at the call .
Stupid girl …
” Hey ” I heard Adesua say as she joined me and I immediately cut the call .
” Yes my love ” I said and she smiled at me .
” Madam my God would punish you …” Someone said and we heard a thun-derous sound .
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? ADESUA ?
” You’re mine … Adesua ….” I remembered how his li-ps trailed Down and closed my eyes in frustration.
I Hate you feyi ” I cursed un-der my breath …
I couldn’t stop thinking about our encounter which made me feel so guilty so I had to leave for the restroom .
I joined Dozie on the table and that’s when I noticed the commotion .
” my love it’s not my fault ….it’s this ugly wig woman oh ” I heard Mom say .
What are they doing here ? And why are they dressed like Mad people.
” Mom ! I said and Dozie frowned .
” Your mom …where ? He asked confused and what we saw next was the throwing of wigs .
Then fiam …ain’t bummi flogged the woman with a wig .
My Dad and feyi’s tried to seperate the fight and they ended up pushing Dami’s Dad on the big table besides .
The security rushed the scene and I picked my hand bag .
” You’re un-der arrest ” we heard the cops say .
” It had not gotten to that ” my Dad said still in shock .
” Hey how are you Mr ..Martin’s ” Dami’s mom greeted .
” She knows the policeman ? I wondered .
” He’s the man that arrested Jackie and I the other time …” She smiled at her sister .
” Calm down” I said joining my Dad’s to plead .
” Adesua my darling ” feyi’s mom said and stood in between Dozie and I .
The drama Queen .
” We must arrest these women ,their own done too much for this Lagos ..! The cop shouted whilst breathing heavily .
.” Let us go …” My mom said walking in front .
” Go where ? I asked .
Dozie held my hands and aunt fummi screamed .
” Ahhhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhh” my legs …I can’t feel my legs ” she screamed and Dozie bent to check .
” Where ? He asked .
” My Bone marrow ” she screamed .
” Bone marrow ? We asked confused .
.” The bone now …that one inside my original bone ” she said and as he tried to stand up Dami’s mom pushed him down again .
” Ahhhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhh my sister’s leg oh m…’ she said and mom joined the group as they turned him to a mas-sure .
Was this planned ?
Wait Did feyi send these women ? I wondered in anger …it’s definitely that heartless Doctor .
TBC
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