# MOTHER IN-LAW
?? #Wahala ???
[ Find the right daughter in-law] ?]
✍️By authoress Lenity Faithful
©️Spark
?A Nigerian American R0m-nce .?
Tags : love , R0m-nce , comedy family and relationships
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? Episode 12
[ Lagos Nigeria ?? ]
? ADESUA ?
” What happened ? I asked feyi immediately he joined me again in the dining table .
” It was nothing I was just feeling a bit un-der the weather I guess ” he said and sat down.
” You look stressed are you sure you’re eating properly ? Heartbreak shouldn’t shock you like that rose wasn’t the first ” I said eyebrows raised and he laughed .
” You’re insane … Adesua I can’t starve myself knowing fully well how it’ll affect my health , I’m a doctor remember ? He asked as he removed the first three bu-ttons of his sleeves .
” What did you cook ? ” He asked and I chuckled .
” Human head ” I said and he rolled his eyes .
” Says the girl that can’t bear to look at even a slight wound … remember you fainted when you witness an accident …last year ? He asked and I glared at him .
” You’re the most annoying man Feyishayo , There’s no sweet bone in you , you’re boring and as bitter as Bitter leaf ” I said and he burst out laughing .
” Well this bitter as Bitter leaf guy is your best friend miss as-sistant Bitterleaf , or should I call you bitter kola ? He asked and I pointed a fork at him .
” Another word and I’d slit your throat immediately ,don’t dare me ” I said pointing at him and he chuckled .
” Go and fight your village witches Adesua … especially the ones that are holding your future husband ” he said as he grinned .
My jaws dropped in shock, jeez Clinton was a quiet dude , infact everyone believes he’s innocent especially with the glas-ses on .
But he has the best come back , He has what a typical Nigerian would call bad mouth .
God forbid .
” That’s why you’d die single feyi ….no woman would wanna marry a boring man with headmaster glas-ses …! I said and he chocked on the glas-s of water .
” I’d kill Richie the minute he steps his foot in Nigeria ,I swear ” he said as I laughed crazily .
” Well it wasn’t Richie that called you the boring guy in headmaster glas-ses ” I smiled
” Richie calls me that all the time , it’s definitely him ” he said Makin me chuckle .
” It was your mom , that’s if you’re still hell bent on dealing with the person ” i said eyebrows raised and he chuckled ..
” Forget about it” he said I burst into laughter .
The fear of aunt fummi is the beginning of wisdom .
I laughed as I dished jollof rice and fried chicken into his plate .
” Bachelor go and get married , I can’t keep cooking for you forever ” I said hands on my wai-st .
” It’s not bad if you marry me then ” he said mouth full and my heart skipped a bit immediately .
He obviously didn’t realize the effect of what he’d just said .
I noticed his chocolate hazel eyes and the way his skin glittered .
The way he rolled up his sleeves just made him look super se-xy .
I just chuckled and looked away ,. What’s wrong with me ?
Did I hit my head on the wall or something , why am I suddenly attra-cted towards feyi ?
This is not good .
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? BUMMI ?
” Where are we going ? Jackie asked immediately we walked out of the mansion .
I looked at her with hands on my wai-st and chuckled .
” You’re asking me where we are going ? When you have an umbrella on , as if that’s not enough you’re putting on eyeglas-s ,do you have eyes problem ? I asked and her jaws dropped .
” Escuse me …I’m putting on shades , you know how the weather can get hot over here ? She said and I rolled my eyes .
” Let us go …I don’t have the strength to argue with you this morning …just move ” I said and she walked in front .
Although she had this attitude she puts up anytime she’s around me , she is adjusting preety well .
I just hope she doesn’t get worse .
I’m taking her with me to the market to get some foods stuff , I always do the shopping on my own .
Or sometimes I let the maids do it .
We got into the car and the driver drove off .
” What place is ……” Jackie trailed in shock immediately we got to the place .
” The market ? You brou-ght me to the busy market ! She asked shocked and frustrated .
” It’s either you move or I move you ” I said as the two maids that joined us Walked out with their lists to get the items .
” What no ….I feel the urge to throw up …ma please let’s just go out ” she said staring at the mud on the floor .
” I have suffered in this life ” I said in Yoru-ba as I glared at her .
” There’s no way I’m Coming out of this car , this is just too much ” she kept saying and I walked over to the car and pulled her out .
” I’m not going anywhere Aunty you can just kill me right now , she said and I put my hands on my wai-st .
” No problem I would leave you in this busy market and see how you get home ! I said and she stood up straight .
” You can never do something as terrible as that too me , I’m tired of all this rules , I love dami yes but this is too much …you wake me up early …you for-ce me to help in the kitchen !
‘” you make me wash my clothes …
” My whole hands ache , I can’t even wear what I like all because of you ! It’s clear you hate me …you definitely don’t like me at all ! She screamed and my jaws dropped .
” Fine yes I hate you ….! I’m tired of your laziness ,I’m tired of your …. sturbbon posh girl attitude ” I said as we both started screaming dramatically at each other .
‘ hey madam biko e don do abeg ” the security man said as he tried to stop us .
” Let her say what she wants ….I’m not her child …she’s just a troublesome woman trying to poke her nose where she’s not nee-ded ” Jackie said and my eyes wide-ned ?
” Ahh …Jesus ? ” I screamed as I moved to where they shade Garri for sale .
I carried the woman’s basin of Garri and she screamed and ran after me as
I chased after Jackie and rained it on her .
” Oh my goodness you crazy woman ” she screamed as he expensive gold sli-ppers got stained .
” Madam …kuku kill me ….just kill me oooo ! The owner of the Garri screamed arms akimbo and before I knew it I felt something white rain over me and I looked at Jackie in shock .
“Madam ooooo tie them they are not normal ! I heard a man scream as I picked plantains and threw them one after the other at Jackie .
Who also picked and threw them at me .
She took to her heels and I ran after her as she screamed at the top of her voice ..the owners of the stall ran after us .
” Catch them !
” Catch those mad women ! Another man screamed and the police men in faded uniform and ugly shoes who where probably holding drivers without ..particulars. ..
Saw us and looked in shock .
“Jesus ! ” A woman standing next to the police screamed .
” Mummy ! The baby in her arms screamed and started crying …
I frowned at the baby and stared at myself that’s when I noticed the way I looked scared him .
” Catch them oga these woman are causing nuisance in the market place ” one of the public transport men screamed .
” It’s your father that is causing nuisance in the market place oga …! ” I said pointing at him .
” Infact it shall not be well with your village people ‘i said angrily .
” Madam God punish you ” the man said and Jackie’s jaws dropped .
” How dare you talk to her like that ! Who the fuc-k gave you that right Mr ! She said angrily and I immediately hooked his shirt .
” Kill me oooo” i started screaming .
” Madam ” people started begging as Jackie slapped his bald head .
” Arrest them these women are mad …they’re insane ” I heard people whispering amongst themselves .
” You’re a cop , you heard what he said to my Mother in-law and you stand there watching him …what’s your job actually ? She asked angrily and the man opened and closed his mouth .
” Arrest them ” he said immediately.
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[NEWYORK]
? DERA ?
I walked out of nonso’s apartment and ru-bbed my forehead tiredly .
I was clad in my club dress from the previous night .
The funny thing was I got myself f*¢king drunk with monalisa and the girls
That when I could ba-rely walk , my Twin decided to let me crash at his place .
I could imagine the way my mom would have reacted if we where in Nigeria .
She’d be like
” Ada ..who would marry you huh ? Look at your ears two piercing ….this is not obodo oyibo that you’ve decided to get yourself drunk …..” I thought and chuckled .
My mom’s craziness is top notch …gosh I miss her , the crazy thing is we are not in good terms ?
She doesn’t support my choice of career and it’s been rou-ghsince then .
Someone pulled a bag over my head and I became alarm as I tried to fight it off .
” Hmmmn’ ” I pannicked as fear gripped me .
What happened to nonso’s ti-ght security .
” Hmmmn” I pannicked as my vision blurred and I pas-sed out .
I woke up and my head banged with headache .
I fluttered my eyes opened and saw a figure sitted at the other end and fli-pping throu-ghpages of a magazine .
” Richa-rd” I said shocked.
” Good morning love ” he said and my jaws dropped .
‘ love …what ? Richie are you drunk….you oh my God ..’ I said as realization Dawn on me …
I’d been kidnapped by Richa-rd .
” You f*¢ker …where are you taking me ? Let me go Richa-rd ” I said getting up as I glared at him .
I knew why he wanted me
It was because of his mom …he knows his mom loves me …so he’s trying to appease her by taking me with him .
Heavens forbid .
” Richie open this door I’m going home right now ” I snapped angrily and he laughed as he drank from his wine .
” That’s if you have wings to fly from the jet love ” he said and my eyes wide-ned .
” Jet ? Richie where are you taking me ? I yelled shocked .
” To your mother land …Chidera ” he said and God …
I’ve never felt this angry in my whole life .
I’d kill this Yoru-ba guy before I realize it .
” Richa-rd …” I trailed .
” My love …c’mon call me something different … maybe sweetheart popcorn …. sugar … anything not Richa-rd my real name …” He said and I knew he was just trying to frustrate me
” I can call you whatever I want ….Bitterleaf …kolanut …whaever you demon ” I raged .
” That’s not the way you talk to your fiancee Dera … remember …” He said and I threw things at him .
” I’m not your fiancee ….you bastard I’m not ..
” I said as frustration made tears stream down my eyes he held both of my hands above my head on the bed .
” Calm down ….Dera …don’t feel too big …I don’t even like you…all I nee-d is to fake my fiancee for two weeks …we go back to our various lives ” he said and my heart hurt .
I looked away as tears rolled outta my eyes .
” I HATE YOU” I screamed angrily and he just ignored me .
Is it not Nigeria we’re going to ?
I’d make that Lagos too hot for the both of us ….
I’d make him beg his stupid pilots to take me back to where he brou-ght me from .
” Stupid arrogant peaco-ck” I muttered un-der my breath with arms folded .
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? DAMILARE ?
” So gentlemen I believe this is a deal then ? I asked and they cheered me on professionally .
” I look forward to the success of this project Mr Kings ” one of them said and we shook hands
They walked out and Kate came in breathing badly .
” What’s going on Kate ? I asked my as-sistant with an amused smile on my face and she shook her head .
” There’s fire on the mountain sir ! She said gasping for breath .
” What do you mean by that ? I asked frowning .
” Sir haven’t you seen it ? It’s all over the internet ” she said and showed me her iPad .
” Jesus ” I said seeing my mom chasing Jackie with a basin of Garri .
” What the hell ” I said as I scrolled down and saw the news was all over especially of both them attacking a public driver .
“Where’s this place ? Please take me there ! ” I said and as we walked out , I noticed Dad was calling me too .
” Meet me at the place Dad ” I said and he agreed .
” They are mad ….! Look at what they did , they’re lucky they didn’t get beaten up ‘ the police said as I stared at both Jackie and mom handcuffed and in the van with innocent eyes ?
” What have I done to you bummi ! This stunt of yours is all over social media ! Dad Scolded .
” It’s this oyibo pepper ….! ” Mom said .
” Escuse me you caused it ” Jackie said .
” Shut up ” mom Scolded and they both began from where they stopped .
” ENOUGH ! Dad screamed trying to catch his breath .
” Damilare take your girlfriend to your house …I refuse to die Young God forbid !” Dad screamed .
” Pay me oooooo” we heard people screaming like they where protesters .
” They ruined there businesses ” the cop said and my jaws dropped .
What sought of wahala is this ?
TBC