House 419 episode 7 – 9

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Episode 7
 
Goodness. why is this woman nothing picking her call (ayo kept calling at the same time horning)
is this where am going to spend the night “chai! I get married to mistake ,no nee-d to be told “big time mistake ”
he c@m£ down from the car knocking at the door in anger “no reply from anyone ” he tried her number and noticed her hiss ( if you don’t want arm robber to kill your father, come and opened the gate right now)
oh! You still shouting on me ” she hung up
“Yeeeeeeeh “someone would die between me and you eniola ” he kept knocking.” he called her back yelling(enny if I count one to three and you didn’t come out .that is the last time you would see Me in this house )
OK bye. ” eniola hung up first ”
Yeeeeeeeh ” I said it, this woman is after my life ” chai! Who do I call ooo” he call again ”
am sorry now. Do you want your husband to sleep outside ” he noticed the door open and watch her ran inside ”
keep running oo ” he opened the car and noticed gun on his head ” hey. Cooperate ” now move ”
alright sir. ” Yeeeeeeeh “eniola has implicate me oo” he started the car and drove inside as he was instructed ” he c@m£ down shivering
“Wey your room ” he pointed shivering ” he lead the way inside ”
ha! Ha” ayo .you should have said you c@m£ with your friend “eniola open the door smiling
stupid woman kneel down before you die ” ayo walk In shivering
eniola notice the gun on her husband head and kept pleading” we don’t have money here, it all in the bank”
so as the room fine , no money ” sir. No money
“food nko ” he ask sitting. Food dey ” my husband night food ”
hmm.go bring am “come back what did you cook self “hope is not ginger ”
no jollof rice” eniola serve him and watch him ate holding gun “he opened the fridge for water and drank to his satisfaction before leaving ” if not because I never marry “I for kill you ”
but ,I would just leave una “good night ” he walk out closing the door “eniola got up shouting thief ” ayo transferred his whole anger on ” my own night food abi “you know it all your fault crazy woman ” he beat her with pillow ” and watch her ran to the room ………
Imagine, a thief c@m£ to Robb innocent couples last night ” oga landlord stood in front of all the tenant looking upset ”
as-sume it me “I would have sh0t him to dead “hmmm” they kept murmuring among themselves”
keep shut everyone” now this is my judgement” once it is 6pm that gate you seeing over there would be locked “anyone caught trying to go out would pay a big fine ”
ha! Ha” oga landlord. You done forget say na 6 our market just start “Beatrice blew chew gum
” who is that buffalo that just talk “everyone was speechless ”
I alre-ady said my own ”
you can go ” oga landlord dismissed them and excuse to his room ” Beatrice and her friends kept yelling ” sugar boy WAs not left aside ”
chai! Why landlords go dey cage us” me one in town “sugar boy “yeeeh
in no go better for anyone wey dey steal in this house “eniola shouted loudly ” hey plea-se. “Diana keep her shout ” I hate curse ”
she left first, opening gate for her husband to drive out ” she returned to her room ma-king call ” eniola watch her enterted the room without closing her mouth ”
we-tin dey do this pakeree “if not because I respect my husband standing here “Yeeeeeeeh. I for show you I was born and brou-ght up in “orile agege” everyone kept halling her ”
her husband felt embarras-sed and excuse inside locking the door “he ignored her pleading and refused to open ***************
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Episode 8
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Benita , flora (come outside and see ooo) Beatrice kept shouting and hissing “ru-bbish ” she cl@p her hands looking upset ”
ogini ( Benita c@m£ out looking surprise “chai! This is poor nos£nce o”
oga landlord no fit use in own spoil our market now ,abi which one be this ”
we-tin happen, why the noise ” Alex c@m£ out of the room using spray “your papa done lock gate “Beatrice spoke pointing to the gate
lock we-tin ” sugar boy rush out bu-ttoning his shi-t ”
which kind Kasala be this “flora sat down placing her hand on her forehead “she noticed the ring on her phone and pick “honourable ”
Honourable : flora what going on now ” am in front of the h0tel waiting for you ”
Flora : honourable something c@m£ up oo” it best you arrange another girls
Honourable :what! After 500 hundred thousand ”
Flora :ehn! Ehn “Abeg commot for here “flora hung up lighting cigarettes ”
we-tin this man do no make s-en-se rara” Beatrice sat beside flora staring at the gate
“they noticed brother John voice and hiss ” Jesus is the Lord of lord” babalawo bound down before him “he dance out of his room to the gate ” non of them answered his greetes ”
council come house ” he ask looking surprise “no, na counselor ” Beatrice replied him looking upset ”
madam Beatrice .it best you respect yourself
“if I don’t .what would you do ” Beatrice stood up and use her che-st to hit him “I wouldn’t do anything ”
brother John excuse from her returning to his room and ma-king a sign of the cross on his head ”
mama chukudi off to choir practice ” ngozi c@m£ out of her room singing “she ignored everyone she met sitting and walk to the gate ”
who close this gate “ngozi dropped her bag looking upset ” jamb question ” Alex replied dusting his shoe ” ngozi laugh cl@pping her hands ”
your case no fit pain me ” no one except someone with big head to have br@in ” na nail, nylon “go full your br@in ”
me ngozi ” Alex stood up in anger “what would you do ” ngozi held his clothes looking upset ”
una no get br@in for this house rara ” eniola c@m£ out holding her go-wn up ” and you “she pointed to Alex “you just get d!¢k you be woman “Abeg commot for road make I pas-sed
” she noticed the door lock and kept raining curse “Diana rush out covering her ear “hey woman. Can’t you do without curse ”
una na see oo”na pakeree come out con cry ”
do you just call me that , stupid name ” ehn! What are you going to do ”
watch me ” Diana gave her sl@p “that is to correct you am” Diana ”
Yeeeeeeeh “shift make blood no stain you ” eniola push Alex and ngozi to the gate “she re-moved her wig and decend on Diana ” she kept screaming “darling, darling ” help ”
Alex and ngozi continue with their fight at the other side ” rose rush out capturing “sugar boy was the referee……….
plea-se st©p begging me “I only let you in because I respect you ” Felix message Diana eyes with warm water ”
baby easy ” sorry my dear “see what you wife did to mine darling.ever since I got married to her I never raised my hand on her ”
your wife con thought her lesson abi, no worry
” it you am begging since now “plea-se don’t let her sleep at the cell, she allergic to mosquito ”
oh! You concerned about mosquito “see the way she deal with my wife ”
plea-se leave am getting angry ” Felix push ayo out closing the door ”
Yeeeeeeeh ” Diana you fv¢k up. Na only me you dey get mouth for “see what a woman like you “done to you ”
hey are you ma-king jest of me “Diana look sobber “no baby. why would I ”
chai! that woman na beast “she is not human being at all ”
ouch! Add balm “Diana l@ydown flat holding her forehead (who is faulty landlord or tenant)
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Episode 9
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Eniola c@m£ down from her husband car shouting and retying her scarve (am back oooooooo) she stood at the middle of the compound shouting”
hey .Abeg carry your noise go that side ” ngozi pointed to her door looking upset “eniola hiss and raise her voice more “bad belle, crazy people ”
na una mama go die for jail “she cl@pped her two hand pointing at their door one after the other “will you shut up there “ayo pick a little stone and stone at her direction “she bent down looking upset “ngozi kept laughing “Tom and Jerry ”
is like you are mad abi”eniola decend on her while the rest of the tenant c@m£ out separating fight “sweet lord who brou-ght this mad dog out of jail “rose spoke softly hidding at her husband back “he dragged her to the car and lock the door on her ”
baby, what wrong now”I want to watch their fight ” don’t worry you meet them on it when you come back ”
he drove her out while she kept peeping from the window ”
ayo dragg eniola up in anger ” the worst mistake of my life is getting married to you ” I would return you to ghetto where i found you crazy woman “he dragged her to the door In anger
leave me alone oo, leave Miii” help me neighbor his going to kill me ” ngozi stood up laughing ”
eniloa threw her bucket in anger “her husband push her inside closing the door ”
wonder shall never end “mama chukudi c@m£ down from where she was standing cl@pping her hands ” this house has finally turn to civilian barrack ”
good morning mama chukudi “Beatrice c@m£ out of the room lighting cigarettes “morning “she replied covering her noise ” see Beatrice abi we-tin dey call you ”
yes Beatrice “she replied letting smoke out of her mouth “you sure say you be human being ”
Beatrice gave her bad glance and excuse to her room “you for leave am mama chukudi ” dat one no be human at all ” ngozi replied demonstrating ”
they cut a glance at the landlord and excuse to their room ” buffalo, gossipers” you all are leaving soon ” ru-bbish “he opened the gate and excuse outside……….
Ebuka c@m£ out his room singing and spre-ading clothes ” he dried the last cloth in his bucket and return inside ”
Alex c@m£ out of the room yawning “he cut a glance at the cloth he spre-ad on the rope and whistles ” he rushed inside to call sugar boy
“he was more shocked than him ” they Empty the rope in a minutes and pretend nothing is going on ”
they watch ebuka c@m£ out of this room in some minutes with bucket of water “he excuse to the bathroom and c@m£ out cleaning his b©dy “he dropped the bucket in his hand and was surprised seeing the rope empty ”
am I dreaming “he opened his eyes wi-dely ” Yeeeeeeeh ” una done start ooo “oga landlord you no witnesses this one o”t
hief no dey Robb thief oo ” sugar boy and Alex concentrated on their phones ” excuse me ” he c@m£ closer to them”
do you saw the clothes I hang their “he pointed at the rope looking upset ” is like you are blind “Alex fired in anger ”
hey. Easy ” sugar boy calm him down ” when did I took security as a job, because I don’t un-derstand why your mentality no tell you say you dey stupid ”
me…. “Yeeeeeeeh ” ebuka carry two bottles and break it at once ” if you one die ” pas-s this place ” sugar boy sat down crossing his leg”
diana rush out of her room covering her ear “who got you out thief”she ask looking serious
who be that “ebuka turn to face Diana and chase her to her room with bottles “before he returned sugar boy and Alex lock the door shivering ”
he stood outside yelling “no one dare come outside ” I will kill all you “cloth I bought 50 thousand ” una go die one after the other (he yelled to his satisfaction before leaving inside
 
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