*~House 419(18+)~
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Episode 1
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Give your life to Christ .Jesus is Coming soon”brother and sister repent, repent oooooooo
Arm robber you going no where, pr©st!tût£no place for you in paradise, gossiper, yahoo boy Ritualist ”
picking pocket and gangster “I don’t want to mention names I for call you “(brother John stood at the compound screaming and demonstrating )
you Wey never marry “you pack come meet your b©yfri£nd”morning serious knacking ,afternoon marathon S-x “in fact una dey do am for bathroom ha!
Hell is waiting for you ” oga landlord you going no where “money never due you dey torment tenant ”
hell, hell “give your life to Christ” I done say my own ” as for me and my family ,we are protected “heaven straight ” he paused when he heard loud noise coming from the neighbor room ”
una done start ooo
chai! Who stole my p@n-ts “ewo! No try me re-lease my p@n-t ” ngozi c@m£ out of the room tying wra-pper ”
calm down ngozi . we-tin happen (John held her hand holding his Bible) Abeg no t©uçh me ,my b©dy dey hurt ” she knock at sugar boy room and watch him c@m£ out of the room with bo-xer looking annoyed ”
we-tin happen . I own you money why you dey knock my door ”
where is my p@n-t. She stretched her hand looking upset ”
is like you are mad “I resemble dry cleaner ” bad market “sugar boy turn to enter his room
“ngozi dragg him back with his bo-xer ” sugar boy you looking for trouble ooo” everyb©dy see me see whala oo”sugar boy and his friends have stole my p@n-ts ”
we-tin happen “mama chukudi rush out holding her wra-pper ”
thank you. Ngozi fried sugar boy blocking his way ”
fine. I forgot to pack my p@n-ts inside last night ” now I can’t see it, everyone knew the kind of job sugar boy and his friends are doing “tell them to re-lease my p@n-ts
hey don’t even mention it “sugar boy fired in anger ” are we the only yahoo boys in this area, warn yourself ” sugar boy excuse to his room closing his door ”
Haba! Ngozi .you shouldn’t have been careless now ” mama chukudi spoke picking her broom “haven’t you heard “p@n-t is the logo for Benz ”
Yeeeeeeeh … sugar boy as kill me oooo
They have stole my p@n-ts oooooooo ” ngozi kept shouting ” she noticed everyone dep@rted from her “she excuse inside looking upset………. …….
St©p here” bike dropped flora, Benita and Beatrice in front of the gate looking tired ”
they kept discussing about the p@rty and their client ”
jeohova ”
John scream loudly holding brush ” he glanced at their dressing, showing every p@rt of their b©dy “the Lord is my strength ” he makes sign of cross on his head ”
repent, repent ” kingdom of God is near ”
Benita hiss and lead the way inside ” flora sat outside and light up cigarettes ” she blew it out eyeing John ”
she stood up immediately and rush to call the rest of her friends, when she noticed oyinda coming down from the bike ”
they all kept praising her while she kept smiling “babe plea-se st©p. I hate when people shout on me ”
we are sorry jare, don’t mind flora and Beatrice
” actually, am not in the mood to talk ” my b©yfri£ndgave me serious warning never to mingle with you ”
why. “Benita stares at herself ” you know the kind of job you are doing now , he don’t want me to have any kind of relationsh!pwith you ”
talk to you later ” they all watch her cat walk from their mist” Benita break the silent laughing and pointing at her ” wale personal ashawo” she kept laughing ”
don’t mind her Benita “flora continued with her smoke “the only different between her and us ” we have lot of client but her own na wale
sheybi you see sey she done bend”
wale no dey give am rest ” they all laugh loudly ma-king jest of her ”
they noticed wale coming out of the room “they cleared their voices and excuse to their room one after the other
you for continue, gossipers. I don’t know how you affected “ashawo ” he stood in front of their door shouting ”
Benita c@m£ out laughing ” thank you . Na our job be that ”
what different does it make with the pakeree you put inside you call wife ”
Yeeeeeeeh “how dare you ” wale rush inside and c@m£ out with nothing ” if not because my baby beg me I for show you”
stupid fellow ” so you can call us pr©st!tût£”you better don’t make me say your favorite style ” flora blew smoke in his eyes
Yeeeeeeeh ” Jesus is Lord “bro John excuse from their mist ” using his Bible to cover his ear ”
wale couldn’t speak and turn back to discover oyinda ” baby is not true oo ” wale ran after her “Benita and Beatrice kept ma-king jest of him*******************
~House 419(18+)~
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Episode 2
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My dear, and you sure we are not ma-king a big mistake” can’t you see what writing over there “house 419” rose pointed looking worried
“common sun shine ” it just for the main time. ” Daniel embr@ce her and pack the remaining stuff in ”
she lead the way inside and located their flat ” thank goodness honey . I won’t be able to share bathroom and kitchen with other tenant ”
common Sweetheart.am doing all this for you “didn’t you said you prefer we build our house than to buy ”
of course. Nothing better than to see the foundation of our house ”
hmm. I hope it works out well the way you planned my dear ” Daniel gr-abb her cheek smiling ”
it will. She heard the knock on the door and opened to discover mama chukudi smiling ” welcome oo, you just moved in ”
of course”rose replied looking serious ” Mr John push mama chukudi gently from the door by mistake” he gave rose and her husband hand bill “worsh!pat our church. ” Christ Jesus is our Savior ”
thank you sir. ” my wife and I have where we worsh!p” Daniel spoke holding rose shoulder ”
fiipa. ” flora laugh loudly from the back of the house ” I t k” (I too know) she kept teasing John and dancing “rose close the door gently looking upset ”
honey didn’t I told you, now you can see ” I pray this end well”she sat down looking more upset ”
common baby ” you don’t have to worry “all you nee-d to do is to let the door closed ” Daniel sat down close to her gr-abbing her close ”
you and your way of calming me down “rose brou-ght out a smile and carry her bag to the room ” ……. …………
Sugar boy c@m£ out of the room with four of his friends screaming in excitement ” flora, Beatrice and Benita ran out of their room asking them what happened ”
maga done pay. All I nee-d you to do right now ” invite all of your friends and enemies “let p@rty “sugar boy scream in excitement ”
thun-der fire you there “ngozi c@m£ out her room without sli-ppers ” anyone among you, that went ahead to collect money from this idiot we rot in jail ”
we-tin happen. “your father na chief Jugde ” Beatrice dragg her bu-m short up smoking ”
oh! I can’t blame you” ngozi pointed at her ” he has been using your p@n-ts, why must he use mine ”
chai! This woman is looking for problem ooo “see me see whala “ngozi am warning you o, am I the only yahoo boy in this compound face Alex now ”
which Alex ” her craziness never upgrade make she con meet me “I go n-ked am immediately ”
they no born you well “ngozi dragg his bo-xers at the back ”
chai! I would beat you oo “Alex tried to free himself ”
you all should provide my p@n-t’
am not joking ooo ” ngozi refuse to let go ”
they noticed the land lord car and disappeared to their room ….
landlord (pov)
animals, international buffalos” he c@m£ down from his Toyota car holding his walking stick ”
you should have waited for me to teach you lesson” you would never forget ” I would have test my gun on you ”
he closed his car in anger and walk to his ap@rtment ” he turned back to discover nepa bill on the floor ”
he pick it up adjusting his glas-ses ”
what! His voice got everyone out ” Beatrice kept peeping to see what going on
” 250,000′ why am alife ”
yeeh! Everyone kept murmuring ”
keep shut. who is collecting the money “wale ” they enchoes at the same time
“where is him ” the landlord ask looking upset
“they turn to discover is no where to be found ” they all walk straight to his room **********************
~House 419(18+)~
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Episode 3
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Wale come out ooo “if you don’t want your little man die to before you” Beatrice spoke knocking at the door
your papa little man go die “wale c@m£ out sweating with only bo-xers ”
he was surprised seeing all the tenant and landlord in front of his door “good afternoon sir “he postrated to greet the landlord ”
hold your greetes buffalo ”
oga landlord .Abeg, leave me make I discipline this fool ” ebuka rush him punch ”
he sat on the floor pleading “what my offence now, why are you all shouting on my head
“including me ” oga landlord adjusted his glas-ses “no sir. Minus you ”
ha ba!”as-sume I know I for no give you this month money “Mr Andrew almost cry ”
Abeg, Abeg “i ngozi obina . No get time for story “kobo. You no fit collect for my hand for another light bill ”
because you are the landlady” Beatrice spoke eyeing her ”
ogini ashawo. we-tin happen ( she c@m£ closer to her dragging her bu-m short up) I follow you talk ”
ask her one more time ” flora and Benita replied her coming closer to her “sugar boy and Alex kept giving them sign to beat her ”
your mama na ashawo “village girl” Beatrice fired in anger holding bucket ”
city girl peele oooo” you Wey dey done use tete “na your b©dy remain no energy ”
Yeeeeeeeh ” me” Beatrice hit her with bucket ” she ran to carry bottle “everyone ran to their room including wale ”
if they born you well ashawo “come outside and witness your dead ” ru-bbish “she dropped the bottle and excuse to her room ”
flora and Beatrice c@m£ out shouting ” sugar boy end up pla-ying music and brou-ght out whiskey to celebr@te his win ”
in no time the compound was filled up with lot of ladies and guys ma-king merry ” flora, Beatrice, and Benita kept sugar boy company
“he kept spraying them dollar ” brother John close his ear from the music they were pla-ying and end up carrying his chair inside ”
they heard the police car and ran to hide ”
yes officers. Arrest all of them ” oga landlord pointed to sugar boy room ” they dragged him out ” he kept yelling ”
flora and his friends were arrested while ngozi kept laughing from the window “ashawo ………
Baby am going to miss you ” rose embr@ce her husband and k!sshim briefly ”
same here darling, I promise to leave work early ” he fried her and opened the car to enter
” they heard noise and noticed three ladies and four guys entry the house ” jeohova. ” rose couldn’t close her mouth seeing their dressing ”
they are on bu-m short and transparent blouse ” Daniel was carried away and couldn’t enter the car ”
honey ” rose brou-ght him back from his thoughts ” yes ” he brou-ght a smile and wave her bye ”
una never see anything for this compound oo “sugar boy kept shouting ” when I no dey sleep for night who I call .i tire o” flora replied lighting cigarettes ”
now , I con win money .one stupid village girl and “he couldn’t finish his statement when oga landlord entered the house ”
I leave everything for God ” he entered his room locking the door “flora and his friends does the same ”
crazy human being, dog” if not because I hate to shoot ” I would have waste you like chicken ”
oga landlord hiss and entered his ap@rtment ”
honey can you see ” rose turned to face her husband ” he was speechless ” he entered the car and drove out ”
rose return inside and noticed she forgot to lock the door ” she sat down for a while and returned to the kitchen to check on what she was cooking ”
she was shock “seeing her soup gone “she kept pointing at the g@s cooker “my soup, my soup ” I left it here am sure ” Yeeeeeeeh” she rush outside holding her phone *****************
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