Excursion. (into the badlands)
Mrs Sharon: we have new student in this [email protected]……….. Come and introduce yourself don’t be shy. (referring to me) .
I walk into the [email protected]
Me: hi everyone, my name is Michael Peters, and I’m happy to meet you all.
Mrs Sharon : you are welcome Michael…. Go and have your sit.
I saw a vacant sit beside the boy that show me the principal office this morning, i went and sit.
Me:hi….. thanks again for showing me the principal office
Josh: you are welcome
We were still talking when a man in his late thirties walked inside.
Good morning [email protected]…….. He said
Good morning sir……. We chorused.
Immediately he notice me he told me to stand up and introduce myself…. which i did quic-kly… And he told me to sit.
He said is name is mr Phil!pour biology teacher. Then he resume teaching, in our last [email protected] we talked about diffusion and osmosis ,and I’ve given you the definition of diffusion and i told you to look for the definition of osmosis…. then he asked.
Mr Philli-ps : who can define OSMOSIS ? .
Nob©dy raise up his/her hand except for 1 girl and i recognize the girl… She is the one that insulted me for bu-mping into her this morning.
Though i know the answer but i don’t like forming because from my previous school they call me bookworm or A Nerd.
Josh: you see that fine girl that raised her hand.
Me: yh…. She is the one that insulted me this morning .
Josh: Her name is joy, she brilliant die……..She always repres£nt our school in many competition and she always [email protected]£ between 1st -3rd position, all the teachers like her…………… But she have one problem.
What problem…… I asked
Josh: she’s too proud, she gets angry over little thing and she can insult anyb©dy , thats why she doesn’t have any friends.
(With what josh just said, it’s because of her brilliance that make her to be this rude and mannerless ………the only way to bring such people down is to challenge them academically)
Joy: osmosis is the movement of a solvent throu-gh a semipermeable [email protected] into a solution of higher solute concentration that tends to equalize the concentrations of solute on the two sides .
Mr Philli-ps : wow …..always the best that’s good ………..who else want to try .
(i need to challenge her so i raise my hand).
Mr Philli-ps : yes hmmmm…… what’s that your name again) .
Me: Michael sir
Mr Philli-ps : Ok Michael
Me: Osmosis is the spontaneous net movement of solvent molecules throu-gh a selectively permeable [email protected] into a region of higher solute concentration, in the direction that tends to equalize the solute concentrations on the two sides. It may also be used to describe a physical process in which any solvent moves across a selectively permeable [email protected] (permeable to the solvent, but not the solute) separating two solutions of different concentrations.
Mr Phill!p: Holy Christ Jesus……. who are you…….plea-se [email protected] [email protected] 4 him.
(after they finish [email protected])
He continue teaching and kept throwing loads of questions…. It turns to competition between me and Joy and she prove to be formidable opponent.
Mr Philli-ps : wow i love today’s [email protected]…… Joy looks like you got yourself a challenger.
After mr Phil!pleft the [email protected], joy have been giving me a deadly look…. If look can kill am very sure i would’ve been dead but i ignored her.
This goes on for joy and i for other lectures,if she explain a question, i will make sure i elaborate more… If she list 4 example….. I Will list 6 or 7 unless there’s non. Am very sure she hates me more by now.
I went home and immediately i got home , i met no one at home and am very hungry, i checked the kitchen, the cupboard, the fridge, i see nothing to eat and i don’t how to cook. Then [email protected]£ into my mind.
(one day i overheard my [email protected] saying that cooking concursion rice is very simple that after you’ve put rice ,that you will put every other ingredients inside).
So i decided to try ma-king concursion rice ……i put water…..and added rice… I checked the cupboard 4 palm oil and i add it …..one onion i divide into four then i put it………. after adding everything i covered it went into my room to change my clothe.
After few minutes i rush down to the kitchen to check my food……… Then i open it i said woow food i re-ady and then my mom enter the kitchen.
Mom: mike what are you doing?
Me: am cooking concursion rice
Mom:you ……..mike……cooking…… Concursion rice , who teach you cause i know i didn’t?.
Me: dont worry about that joor
Mom: Ok ooo does is it taste good ??
Me : i was about tasting it when you [email protected]£ in.
Then i take a small quantity and taste it….. 😢😩 i almost cry because everything is wrong with the food….. Too bitter… Too much salt…. Too much maggi….. Too spicy.
Mom: so how is it?
Me: i cannot even say anything .
(i guess my mom un-derstand my silence then she said ….don’t worry i bought bre-ad while coming i will just fry egg ).
Since that day i never know that cooking can that [email protected]…… Mothers you dey try oooo.
Excursion (into the Badlands) Episode 3 & 4