And lastly,
Falayo deji.
I was nervous as I heard the man calling out the names but relaxed when I saw my name wasn’t included.
Mr Adesomi: These Students, lead by olohinuha Dayo went out of the school premises yesterday without informing us.
Also,
Ogunyemi ajibola,
Falayo Deji (again),
Akintade victor and
Olayinka Fawaz
Didn’t appear in the prep clas-s yesterday. So, we are going to show them hell this morning. If you hear your name, fall out now.
I didn’t stand up from the place I sat down because I was scared of getting up till I heard another sl@p on my face.
Voice: stand up mad man.
Me: what did I do?
Mr adesomi: Olayinka Fawaz, come here!
Me: sir, I didn’t do anything wrong.
Mr Adesomi: why are you not in the prep last night?
I didn’t even talk till I heard people shout that ‘he c@m£ sir’
Voice: he even sat beside me
Me: I didn’t go anywhere sir, I was in the prep clas-s sir.
Mr Adesomi: where were you when I c@m£ in yesternight?
Me: I was inside but I excused myself out to urinate.
Mr Adesomi: God save you! You can go!
Voice: sir, he wasn’t in the prep clas-s yesterday o. He was hiding in there ni o!
Me: thun-der fire you!, don’t use style to implicate me o. Everyb©dy knew I was in the prep clas-s, where u dey then?
Mr Adesomi: All excluding Fawaz should follow me now!
As they all went out, na so those crazy s£niors that punished me in the morning c@m£ to me.
s£nior 1: I promise you
s£nior 2: I will kill you today!
Me: okay sir.
s£nior1: abi were ni e ni?(Or u dey mad ni?)
I didn’t even answer them, I was just starring at their eyes.
They later went back to their table and each person that repres£nts a table ran to carry rice for their table.
After they served us rice with fish on that thursday, I then see my friend coming closer to my table.
Me: you don craze o
Friend: na ur problem be dat. Anyway, where is my rice?
Me: which rice?
Friend: the deal we did yesterday before I helped you.
My head rang as I recollect.
Friend: answer me now!
Me: I go see you later jor
Friend: abi were leleyi ni? Abeg answer me before I snatch all that rice from you.
Me: like I be fool abi! Snatch am make I see you. If you don’t go away now, I will shout o.
Friend: walai you don mad, will you give me my rice before I show you pepper.
Me: your food or my food, sha don’t do anything funny, je n jeun mi laje gbadun.
Friend: sincerely, I go show you.
Me: we-tin?
Friend: I no go take u go that place for night, oorbih!
Me: if you go alone, then I’ll implicate you.
Friend: fawaz na, gimme the rice na.
Me: the thing wey no go fill my stomach before na what you wan collect half of it.
Friend: you go see, I go show you.
Me: sha Pour and take beebee
I gave him three spoons out of my rice then he shouted.
Friend: shey dis one be half rice
Me: at least I gave some out. Be thankful na.
Friend: you go see ehn.
He later went away with his angry looking face which made me laugh at him.
After we all finished our breakfast, s£niors c@m£ to chase us all out of the dining hall to school.
As expected, the as-sembly was dismissed alre-ady before we, School II boarders got to school.
*******
Our school is not mixed up tho, s£nior school is different from junior schools and the junior school I is different from the junior school II.
*******
I’m always feeling like a king whenever I’m going to school in the morning because no crazy Jss3 s£nior will tell me to pick unless he wants some lashes from the teachers. They treat all boarders differently.
So after slow walking for like 5mins, I entered the clas-s which was about to start.
*****
Something about me in school is that, if you greet me I won’t answer but if you throw chalk or stone at me and it hits me in any p@rt of my b©dy, my believe is that you don greet me be that.
But if what you threw hits me in the eyes, you don enter another trouble.
All is because I’m to pla-yful, even till now.
I don’t speak english in school, I speak yoru-ba even with teachers but I mix yoru-ba with english for a crazy teacher.
*****
I sat down on my chair waiting for those I can disturb to greet me as usual before Corper mart/isiaka(who later turn teacher in the school) enters the clas-s with his lion face.
Clas-s: Good morning sir
Master: have your seats
He took out a chalk out of he chalk box and moves to the blackboard.
Master: what’s today’s d@t£?
We all chorused the d@t£ as he writes it down.
Master: we are moving to a new t©pic today.
He later wrote RATIO on the backboard and said we should all pronounce it, but before we even murmur a sound, I did something that made him look towards me, guess what????
I Hissed….
Tbc
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