So, the day flew away with usain bolt speed, its like 3hours that e take reach night from the break period.
I was feeling like what’s going to happen before I heard a gunshot!
Guess what it was?
It wasn’t a gunshot sha, it was a slap…
No o, e no be slap.
It was the mad man under the bunk I slept that killed a mosquito…
I was like ‘no spoil my plan o’..
It was something like 7.30pm, all hostelites were preparing for prep. I saw my friend coming towards me, I was happy like ‘So, I will also have a girlfriend?’
He then signal to me to come outside the hostel which I did immediately.
As I step out of the hostel, he asked if I’m ready to follow him, I pushed him forward for him to know I’m active tonight….
We then set on our journey to Queens School, but something happened as we reached our senior school chapel not too far from our hostel. We saw something that scared us both which made us ran back to the hostel.
Friend: (p@nting) why did we
Me: sheybi na u wey run and I followed suite!
Friend: let’s go back jor!
Me: oya na, sha no run again o!
Friend: okay sha..
We reached that same place got to before we ran back previously where we later discovered that it was only ordinary banana leaves that scared us.
We both hissed as we saw the crazy thing that scared us, I almost laughed but my friend covered my mouth with his hand and told me not to make any sound that people must not suspect anybody moving.
As we turned to a corner in the senior school, we passed through a small farm where I heard something I’ve heard of not too long ago.
I heard another m0an, I then looked straight to the directional where the sound came from where I saw a shadow of a woman on top of a guy moving up and down…
I was carried away that I don’t know my friend had moved forward to a distance not too far from me.
I then saw him coming towards me which I quickly moved to meet him.
He whispered to me what I was doing that made me stand
Friend: (whispering) what were you doing over there?
Me: I was urinating
Friend: u dey mad, or u dey watch live s*x?
Me: its not s*x o, I saw two people Bleeping themselves ni o..
Friend: fool, what’s now the difference btw
Me: sorry o (feeling like I don dey learn)
We kept on moving for something like 3mins before we finally meet ourselves on a tarred road, we then walk down the road till we reach a 3 storey building that I couldn’t even say what the colour was, maybe because it was dark but there was light there…
We then passed through somewhere nearby the house as we saw another dramatic scene, I didn’t even hear any m0an.
They were kissing and Bleeping at the same time, my J0yst!ck(mr man) jerked up instantly..
They both saw us starring and laughed at us telling us to face where we are going to.
One thing that bothered me was that they didn’t care and they were Unclad at the corner they were.
We then reached a fence, no where to pass through, the only thought that dey my mind was that ‘hope this boy didn’t come hear to sell me sha?’ He then told me to climb the fence which I refused, he said he will be climbing first then…
As he climbed the fence, something happened as I was about to climb…
I saw a light directed towards me..
We then reached a fence, no where to pass through, the only thought that dey my mind was that ‘hope this boy didn’t come hear to sell me sha?’ He then told me to climb the fence which I refused, he said he will be climbing first then… As he climbed the fence, something happened as I was about to climb the fence… I saw a light directed towards me and the next thing I heard was, who are you?….
I quickly jump over the fence like a thief chased by police, I was overwhelmed with fear that I jumped on him as I got into the building fenced… My heart was beating fast, let me say it was racing like say na usain bolt dey chase
am with cutlass for hand… My friend was like,
Friend: ogbeni, you dey mad o.. Wetin dey chase you wey make you fall on me?
Me: I was almost caught by night guards ni..
Friend: (laughing) no one dey chase you jor, maybe na ur mind wey make you think like
Me: okay, mr I know All..
Friend: craze dey ur head Me: and where are the girls? Friend: we never reach there o!
Me: ah! Make we go back o, I can’t come and go and kill myself o…
Friend: calm down na, we go soon reach there na! As we walked through the old building and weed wey dey for ground, my friend den put his hand 4 my shoulder telling me not to worry..
As we got to a place, something happened…
Guess I step on a snake!
Me: ejo (snake)!!!
Friend: take it easy na, no be snake jor na pipe…
Friend: you know this is not my first time here, no fear jor!
Me: (after confirming) okay sir… As we reacheÐ a place, we saw something… We saw two girls squeezing themselves badly, I was like ‘orishirishi shoki lowa o’
Friend: na l£sb!an dem be o
Me: okay o oga teacher.. wetin be l£sb!an o?
Friend: when we reach hostel, I go let u know?
Me: (crying) so, we are still going back tonight?
Friend: see mumu wey want girlfriend, we are going o…
Me: (cleaning my face) no call me mumu again in ur life o!
Friend: yes boss….. After like 4mins of walking, we then reached a place where girls are marching towards a place…
My friend then told me that they’re going to prep. We walked on like that for 3 more minutes till we met with some girls.
1st girl: Weyrey ara e(this mad man), why did u come late?
Friend: (hugged her) ma binu simi jare
2nd girl: and who is he? (Pointing to me)
Friend: ore mi ni 3rd girl: (stretched her hand towards me maybe for shake) my name is Dammy
Me: (voice shaking) Fawaz is ma ma ma my name…
2nd girl: (laughing) what’s wrong with this one? Are u still in primary school? I was like ‘na me dem dey yeye o’ when I heard something in my trousers…. Guess what?
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