Chapter 3 & 4
Dream? Dream? Dream? I mean this must be a dream. Steven is one of the most holy guy in church, I mean he is always active in the things of God.
“Steven!” I yelled.
“Joanne” Steven replied with fear in his voice as he quickly stood up and Jessica hissed, wore her clothes and went upstairs. I’m used to walking in on her having sex but what the hell! Steven of all people.
“I’m disappointed” I managed to say before going to my room.
My mom returned home later in the day but my dad didn’t, he had some issues to sort out.
“Good evening mom” I greeted as she sat down on the couch looking so exhausted.
“My darling, how are you?” She asked.
“I’m fine mom, what did you buy for me?”
“Joanne, must I always buy you something, you are no longer a baby ooo” she replied jokingly opening her bag as she brought out a gold chain with a lovely heart shaped pendant.
“Thanks mom” I jumped up for joy and took the chain from her wearing it on my neck.
“Where is Jess? I got her something too”
“She is upstairs” I replied.
A call interrupted our conversation, it was from Steven, he has been blowing up my phone since the incidence earlier but I declined the call and continued chatting with mom before Jessica joined us.
“Jess darling, can you please get me a glass of water?” mom calmly asked.
“No I can’t!” Jessica replied.
“Why not?” My mom asked with anger.
“I’m not Kira the house help and Kira would never be me so if you would please excuse me I’ve better things to do” she said and attempted to leave when my mom landed a hot slap on her face.
“How dare you” Jessica shouted.
“Joanne can you see what’s happening?” My mom questioned dumbfounded. I remained silent, personally I supported the fact that she declined bringing the water. I mean what was Kira there for but she would have said it politely, but she kind of did anyways never mind my opinion but she deserved that slap she had been a pin in my ass for a while now. Mom grounded Jessica and took away her gadgets and would return them in a month time. I was happy with mom’s decision not because she disobeyed just because Jess and I have an unfinished business. When dad got home that day hell broke lose, he punished Jessica to the extent that she wished she was never born.
Weeks went by and I was to resume second semester next week Monday and today was Thursday. I was already packing my things because I plan to leave tomorrow. Jaden went to school yesterday so I was on my own because mom and dad went on a trip as usual and Jessica went to see her boyfriend. I called Debbie to come help me out.
“What are you packing that I have to help you out?” She asked over the phone.
“Please na, stop behaving like I’m the crazy one” I replied.
“Fine, I’d be there shortly”
“Thank you bestie” I replied tossing my phone on the bed. When I’m in school I make sure I avoid Debbie so she wouldn’t spoil my vibes with her Christian attitude, we are only besties when I’m at home or in church or at school on seldom occasions.
She got here and we started talking, I haven’t told Debbie about Ken and I being in a relationship but I plan on telling her soon but not today, I don’t know why I feel uncomfortable telling her because she and ken were never in a relationship or were attracted to themselves so i didn’t break the girl code but I was still feeling uneasy about telling her.
“So any gist?” I asked so as to make the room lively.
“The JHD are organising a crusade next month and I was asked to preach” she said really feeling proud of herself.
“Must you always spoil the mood with your Jesus stuff and by the way when did you become a pastor?” I asked folding my clothes into a box.
“It is a student fellowship and the Holy Spirit ministered to Brother Joseph to make me the officiating minister for the day. My sister you need to see how scared I was when Joseph told me about it but after praying The Lord gave me strength to face the situation and take advantage of it” she replied with a smile.
“And why are you telling me about it?” I asked with disgust.
“I want you to come and join the JHD and also attend the crusade. The Lord is going to…”
“Stop there Deb, please I’m not in the mood for this, I can’t go one conversation with you without you talking about Christian stuff. What the f*@k is wrong with you? I’m tired abeg start going home” I pushed her out of my room, I could hear her say ‘The Lord would touch your heart someday’ Her words infuriated me who does she think she is? Jesus? I doubt that, I’m tired of all this her holy holy.
I continued packing and put a call through to Gina who just landed in the country.
“Pastor daughter!” She teased
“Babe abeg, you know I don’t like that title.” I replied.
“Sorry ooo child of the World, anyways I’m having a party tomorrow I already told Tessa about it, she would be back from New York tomorrow.” She added.
“What about Becky?” I asked.
“Becky came back from Dubai yesterday” she added but the background was so noisy I barely could hear her.
“I’ll call you later it seems you are busy, Australian baby” I said
“Later ooo Pastor child” she ended the call before I could say a word.
So Becky is back and she couldn’t even tell me, how cruel of her, I tossed and turned on my bed I wanted to call her but a part of me said I shouldn’t so I just lay on my bed waiting for my dad to return so he could give me some money, I was lost in my thoughts when I heard noise downstairs, I knew it was my dad and mom so I rushed downstairs to welcome them.
“Mom, dad welcome back” I greeted as I hugged my mom who looked so happy for a reason unknown.
“How are you my dear? Hope you’ve eaten?” She asked still smiling.
“Yes mom, why are you so happy?” I couldn’t hide my curiosity anymore.
“Darling, I’m travelling to the UK next month for the world women conference and I’m officiating on one of the days and I get to be with other great women of God, I’m more than happy, I’m grateful to God” she smiled brightly.
“Ha! I’m happy for you mom, so happy for you” I hugged her tight. All this while my dad already went upstairs so I didn’t see him to ask him for the money I needed.
“I know, go and ask him, don’t forget to knock before entering” she added before heading to the kitchen with Kira.
I knocked on the door gently but no response, I did it again for the second time before my dad answered from inside.
“Come in!” I heard his masculine voice.
On getting in I saw bundles of money arranged on his table, to my estimations it was up to 500 thousand or maybe more.
“Hey dad, I’d be going to school tomorrow” I said calmly. My dad and I have a very rocky relationship, since I could remember I have always disappointed my dad and I was fine with it, since his problems don’t affect my lifestyle and he sought out my bills, most at least.
“And?” He asked.
“I need some money to survive” I replied.
“Joanne! How much do you need? I said NEED not WANT ooo” he laid emphasis on the need.
I chucked before replying him, I think that’s the first time in forever since my dad made me laugh.
“400 thousand” I replied.
“For what?” He barked.
“Ah ah daddy, that money would not even be enough, I just had to cut it down so it wouldn’t be much” I pouted and did a little baby cry.
“Get out! You spoilt brat” he yelled.
“Dad…” I tried saying but I was interrupted by a very hot slap.
“Why are you treating me like this, you say you are a pastor and you are behaving like this? I wanted to spend the holiday abroad like my friends, you disagreed, I wear this you hate it, I do well in school, you say I should beat the highest person, you are not satisfied. You treat me like trash. That’s why I hate you holy freaks, you are the worst. I HATE YOU!” I yelled before storming out if the room and went to mine.
My mom tried consoling me but to no avail she even ended up giving me the money before I finally left for school, I was about entering the apartment when I got a call from my dad.
“Hello” I said.
“How dare you? Now return my 500 thousand you stole before I find you and deal with you seriously.”
“But I didn’t…”
“You bloody liar” he added. I cut off the line and gave a wicked smile.
“Now he’s going to know the real Joanne” I smiled and opened the door.
“Hey girls!” I shouted.
“Hey girls!” I shouted.
I walked into the room dragging my bag along as I saw Gina, Becky and Tessa sitting down unpacking their bags, on sighting me Tessa stood up and ran to hug me.
“Babes” she hugged me tighter.
“TT my baby, you are shinning, New York must have been awesome” I pulled from the hug observing her from head to toe.
“You ain’t know fvcksh*t” she said in a New York accent while turning around. Tessa Brooks is the daughter of a well known politician in the country, her father is the minister of works and he has other business he runs, Tessa is an engineering major, she studies Petroleum engineering. Gina Hawt is a Medicine and surgery major just like me, her father is also a politician. Becky Donalds is a Nursing major, her father is a business man who is fvc*king rich. Despite our busy schedule, we still got brains and excel in our various majors, we have been friends since secondary school and we are closer and stronger than ever.
“Becky, you didn’t even tell me you were back. It’s not fair oo” I urged as a phone call came through, it was my mom. I picked up and heard her voice from the other side of the phone.
“Hello Joanne” she said.
“Mom, how are you?” I replied winking at my friends.
“My daughter, you know stealing is not part of the virtue of a child of God, you are supposed to be holy and make sure nothing defile you…” She was still talking when I interrupted.
“The kingdom of God suffers violence and the only the violent taketh it by force. So don’t say those [email protected]*king s*@t to me mom” I ended the call and tossed my phone on the bed.
“That’s my pastor’s daughter” Gina praised me as she laughed at my answer to my mother.
“So what exactly was the problem this time around?” Becky questioned.
“Don’t mind that crazy man they call my father, I asked him for ordinary 400 thousand and he slapped me then I took the 500K I saw on the table” I replied as a rolled my eyes and click my tongue.
“That’s my baby girl!” Tessa chipped in.
“Don’t mind those fathers of ours ooo, that’s how I asked my dad for 600K to shop and he only sent me 500K, I query him but he told me stories till my mom sent me the 100K and Josh sent me an additional 200K” Becky added.
Immediately she finished we all shouted and hailed her.
“fu*k parents joor! Let’s think about the party tonight” I added.
“Yes baby, we gon party all night” Tessa said.
“How’s Fred?” Gina asked me.
“You mean how’s Fred’s D*@k because you know that’s all Joanne cares about” Tessa said and we all laughed.
“He’s fine, but you know he still messing with Tori and I’m f*@king fine with it as long as he gives it to me” I added and we burst into another round of laughter.
“And that other guy, Ken?” Becky asked because I told them about Ken on our group chat.
“We still haven’t had sex oo, the guy is somehow sha but he likes me and I like him” I added and we continued chatting.
Hours before the party, I called Jaden on phone just to say hi.
“Sis what’s up?” He asked.
“I’m inviting you to a party tonight, Gina is throwing a party” I replied.
“Oh! I’m sorry, I’m not in school at the moment” he replied.
“Jaden, where the f*@k are you?” I asked wanting to hear his lies because I know Jaden would never tell me the truth about his location.
“You worry too much, talk to you later” he hanged up on me. A call came in my phone again, it was my dad, I picked up the phone.
“Joanne, what has come over you my daughter.” He said calmly.
“Old man! Don’t disturb me at all, I’m very tired and I have better things to worry about.” I hanged up and toss my phone aside, I was feeling hungry and decided to go buy eggs from the nearby shop to prepare noodles since we haven’t bought new crate for the semester. I told the girls about it and headed outside, on my way I saw Debbie.
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“Deb Deb” I hailed her as she smiled.
“I was even coming to your house” she replied.
“For what?” I asked rolling my eyes.
“To remind you about the JHD crusade, it’s next week” she replied.
“Would you just listen to yourself, day and night all you think about is God, I’m ashamed of you, very!” I told her.
“I have one assignment for you, go and mediate on the book of Proverbs 23:26. And remember that the only reason you are alive today is God and His mercy upon you keeps you going. I’ll talk to you later” she said before leaving. I hissed and went ahead to buy the eggs.
?AT THE PARTY?
Gina rented a club for her party. The girls left for the party with their boyfriends but I stayed behind waiting for Ken to come pick me up, I made sure Fred wasn’t in the party so as to avoid unnecessary scenes although Fred wouldn’t care if I was with another guy but it’s better to be safe than sorry. I waited a few minutes before Ken arrived. He looked so dashing, all I was thinking about was how good he’d be in bed.
“Hey Baby, you look amazing” he commended. I was dressed in a pink ripped top and a white bomb short and pink sneakers to match.
“Thanks, you ain’t looking bad as well” I replied smiling as he kissed my lips and I hopped in his car.
We got to the party few minutes later while Nicki Minaj’s song was blaring hard, I was busy hugging my friends and other party freaks like me.
“Baby I’d be right back” Ken said before kissing my lips.
“Sure!” I smiled as I saw him walk away, f*@k! He is so hot. I wandered around the room because my girls were busy with their boyfriends. Soon the dance floor was filled with people and they all were dancing as I joined shaking my ass real good on Ken, I made sure I gave him a lap dance and twerked on him. I drank to my satisfaction, Ken tried stopping me but I didn’t stop.
“Welcome to Gina’s welcome back party” Gina screamed as everyone roared in praise.
“Incase you ain’t a student of Yogan, this is how we run sh^t here” Gina added. I sat down as I held a pipe smoking my lungs out.
“Go easy girl” ken whispered in my ears.
“I’d go easy on you” I nastily replied as Ken couldn’t control his laughter.
“There is a room behind, why don’t we…”
“You are drunk, please excuse me” he cut me short and left heading towards the bathroom.
“What the f*@k is wrong with him” I muttered. I was in the mood for having sex and started wishing I came to the party with Fred instead. I was about taking another taking the pipe in my mouth when I saw Fred heading towards me and I had told Ken that I broke up with Fred the day we started dating. Immediately I saw Fred I remember the saying ‘be careful what you wish for’. What the f*@k am I going to do now, how am I going to make sure Ken don’t see me and Fred together.
“Hi Fred” I said nervously.
He ignored my greeting and kissed my lips and then whispered in my ears.
“I’m in the mood”
“Me too” I replied before leading him to a room at the back. We were about getting down on business when Ken walked in on us.
Dirty daughter episode 3 – 4