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Diary Of A Legonite 2 – Episode 1

 
 
Diary of A Legonite 2 Episode 1
SEASON 1 here
(Back To Campus)
 
©Danny Biitka
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Read the Part 1 of this story HERE
 
Dear Diary, I miss you, and you know that…don’t you?
 
The Christmas break was a mixture of fun and boredom, apart from the fact that I got to meet old friends from different universities or any random place, It was soo boring for me…I don’t really celebrate Christmas like I used to do when I was a kid, I just observe it now.
 
Being on campus was cool, Shanty and Sharrione were already on campus, I was wondering if they were chased out of the house, but the fact is, their parents were back together and had travelled out of the country during the festive season, maybe they travelled for another Honeymoon.
 
My Mom drove me to school, I knew this woman is really going to miss me,yeah she always does, and anytime she does, I get to know, am the only one she’s got, so apart from me, who could she be missing. I could see she wasn’t too happy as she pulled up at the parking lot.
 
Me: C’mon Mum am going to be fine
 
Mum: And who said you aren’t gonna be fine?
 
Me: I know you going to really miss me, so stop pretending
 
Mum: And who told you that?
 
Me: You know Mum, any time you try to lie, you end up smiling at the same time, and I think Grandma didn’t really teach you how to lie
 
Mum: Whatever, c’mon park out your stuff
 
Me: Are you throwing me out of your car
 
Mum: Oh yeah, you can buy yours if you wish
 
 
Shanty was laughing at us the whole time, I really miss my best friend, I really do, but I had to hide it to prevent her from heckling me
 
Shanty: Are you going to hug me or just stand there like a mast
 
Me: Why should I?
 
Shanty: Silly girl, I know you miss me a lot
 
 
Me: Meee, apuuu, why would I miss you?
 
I didn’t really know the time we ended up in a cozy hug, my Mum smiled to us from the window and I could see tears trying to break boundaries, I quickly went into the car to comfort her as Shanty brought out my stuff from the car.
 
“You guys should take care of yourselves “Love you all”, My Mum advised as she drove out of the school
 
Shanty: Whaat? Are you going to spend the rest of your life on this campus or what?
 
Me: Why do you say that?
 
Shanty: Why all this still?
 
Me: Silly girl, I got enough for everyone
 
Shanty: Awww, so sweet of you, and silly me…
 
Me: Where is Sharrione?
 
Shanty: She’s in the room
 
Me: Let’s call her to help us carry the things errr
 
Shanty: Who? Sharrrione, you know she ain’t gonna do any of that, she’s wearing nails
 
Me: So? You are wearing nails too
 
Shanty: Why don’t you call her yourself?
 
Me: Whatever
 
My hall was a bit empty, only God knows what the rest are doing at home, I saw a couple of guys from my course, and some guys from my denomination and etc.
 
My room was f**king dusty, how the heck am I going to clean this room all by myself, there was no way Shanty was gonna help me cleanup, My roommate,Adiya had told me early on that she’s gonna stay home for another week…Like seriously?
 
Shanty: Have you taken something? Am hungry
 
Me: I took some snacks back in the car
 
Shanty: Snacks? I mean food…fooood
 
Me: Ah, ain’t snacks food too
 
 
 
Shanty: Mtcheeew, look, am going to get something to eat, are you coming with me?
 
Me: I don’t think so; I have to clean up, please be nice for once, and help me clean up
 
Shanty: See this girl ooo, me help you clean up, for how many goddamn reasons?
 
Me: If you won’t help me, just shut up; don’t take me to the cleaners
 
Shanty: Aww, see her innocent face that has no amount of innocence in it.let me clean the room, you can take care of the washroom and the windows
 
We were done cleaning after some two hours and were heading towards a food joint on campus, from a distance, I could see Shark, my weirdest friend, and his head was buried in his phone and only heaven knows what he was busy doing
 
“SHAAARK”….I shouted him back to his senses
 
Shark: Whaat? Fafa, I miss you so much
 
He quickly run into my arms and the hug was really warm
 
 
Me: When did you arrive?
 
Shark: I came yesterday
 
Shanty: Like yesterday, and you didn’t even care to give me a call or something
 
 
 
Me: Or even flash me k3k3, eeeii…me
 
Shark: Oh you know, is not my fault, my handset is kinda messing up
 
Me: See his British accent bi…you know!! You know!!…And you travelled from London to Ghana with a faulty phone?
 
Shanty: Nope, I dropped it really hard in my room. Have any of you seen Hun Ying anywhere
 
Shanty: Are you expecting us to answer that question?
 
Me: I know right!!
 
Shark: Guys C’mon, don’t be soo mean
 
Me: The last time I checked, you guys were supposed to be love birds or something I can’t really describe
 
 
 
Shanty: So, we should be rather asking you that question
 
Shark: She told me she’s reported, but I have not heard from her
 
Me: A British guy dating Japanese lady…Gracias!!
 
Shark: Spare me that doctrine, you should know better than that
 
I was stealing glances at Bryan’s window; I miss him very much…I really do miss him.
 
Let me describe myself to you again
 
I am Fafa, yes, Fafa, as in F-A-F-A, easy to mention, and I am a student of Ghanaian’s premier university, University of Ghana.
 
I have a couple of really nice guys in my life, Shanty (Sharon) is my best friend, she’s a twin to this Ghanaian American girl Sharrione,yeah,Sharon and Sharrione got to know each other just last year, and you can open to the previous pages of this diary to know what happened. Sharrione is a crazy twin with serious Black American Accent…she uses the “F” word likes thousand times per hour.
 
Shark is my classmate, I like him like something, he’s a genius full of ideas, and Hun Ying is a Japanese girl, she’s Sharks girlfriend.
 
 
And Finally, Bryan, that is my boyfriend. We started dating last year; we kissed, smooched and had safe sex….yes, am proud saying that. If you ain’t proud…Hug a “transformer”…In Akwaboah’s voice.
 
We were walking back to our hall when we met Sharrione coming towards us, she was wearing a really “short shorts”…what Ghanaians will call a boxer. She looked pissed off…and really strikingly beautiful, you could see both guys and ladies looking at her.
 
Sharrione: Where TF have you guys been
 
Me: Hello, Sharrione, I miss you
 
Sharrione: I don’t…..Come here girl, I really miss you. I do
 
Me: Me too
 
Sharrione: And hey, don’t f**king call me Sharrione…just call me Shampaign…
 
Shanty: Whatever
 
Sharrione: Shut up girl. Am hungry, you got any edibles?
 
Shanty: Yeah
 
 
We walked our way back to the hall. Darkness was soon visible everywhere, we are back to campus, everyday has its own palava……I miss school
 
Dear Dairy, Catch you later…..
To be Continued
 
 
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