Crazy p.a Episode 3 & 4

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I sniffed even though there was no tears in my eyes…I sat like a Muslim as I watched double J and Kelvin laugh
“Who did this to my sweet humble babe”i said in a terrifying voice and they went shut as they looked at me
“Someone is so going to get it”i said as I stood up and went to double J’s office as they followed me
Why aren’t they going home ???
I shrugged the thought off….that was the most loved thing of mine because my mature b©yfri£ndgot it for me
Yeah I have a b©yfri£ndand I don’t like talking about him cause when I am around him I found myself acting all normal and mature…he is like the only person who can tame my craziness…and to say I love him I would be lying cause I just like him and love is a hvge word…he owns many restaurants in New York so he is freaking rich
I sighed heavily as I sat on double J’s office chair “What are you doing?”Double J asked sounding scared for some reason
“I am going to find out who the fv¢k had nerves to kill my sweet humble baby”i said as I went throu-gh the l@pt©p
“I wanna pee”Kelvin said and quic-kly walked to the bathroom in the office”Me too “double J said and quic-kly walked into the bathroom
Are they g@ys or what cause I can hear them locking the door
Enough about them…time to find out the car murderer..I took the footage back to find out that it was those two nigg@s
That’s why they have been acting weird…”Nigg@s”i ban-ged on the door like a crazy woman
“Come out of here you motherfv¢kers “I ban-ged on the door again but they still didn’t open
This nigg@s will know me well today
I started kicking the door “You will fv¢kin come out…I won’t go till you come out..You act cool but you guys are so childish..
Killing my sweet humble car…You will pay”i shouted and I heard them bur-st into laughter
I angrily sat down as I muttered and cursed many things
I woke up to find the bathroom door open
“fv¢k…why did I sleep “I cursed as I hit my forehead more than enough times
I switched on the lights and ran to the sto-re room to find the left over paints
I started painting the office…I wrote things like Barbie,double J,nigga,as-s-hole and lame boss not forgetting 1 inch d!¢k
I took all his working equipment to the sto-re room
I looked outside the window to see it was pretty dark
I sm-irked as I thought of a plan…they think that they have won…I am going to show them who is the queen of pranks
I quic-kly ran to a nearby baby shop…I bought baby be-ds and diapers together with glitter and toys…this i going to be fun
I decorated his office and I think it took up to 2 hours…finally I was done…can’t believe I left my phone at home
I walked downstairs and saw a note on the exit door…’THERE IS A WHITE CAR OUTSIDE INCASE YOUR CAR IS STILL DEAD SIGNED BY YOUR BOSS’ We will see who is the boss
I sm-irked as I thought of his reaction when he see his beautiful office tomorrow
I said goodbye to the guards as i hopped into the white limo…who goes home by a limo…my stupid boss isn’t stupid for nothing after all
I sighed as I gave the driver my address and rested my head on the car sit.Can’t believe I am still sleepy….
After some few minutes the car st©pped infront of my family’s mansion..I got out to find my evil step sister sitting infront of the main door
I am just too tired to talk….”I was so worried about you thinking your boss finally killed you”she said as she hvgged me ma-king me chuckle…so I am going to do this once I have a child…hell no to motherhood
“You care too much evil step sister “I said yawning
“It’s my job to care and who’s car was that “She asked wiggling her brows…I know she thinks it belongs Max which Is my b©yfri£nd
“It belongs to my boss mom”i said and she frowned “are you cheating on your husband to be”she asked as she looked at me in the eyes
“Why would I cheat and FYI(for your information)Max and I will never get married cause it is just for fun”i said and she raised her hand to sl@p my head while I ran away laughing
“Sweet dreams Rose!”she shouted after me “night evil step sister! “I shouted “dream about Max!”She shouted again “You know I will!”i shouted back ma-king the both of us laugh
I ran to my room and took a quic-k bath before jumping on my be-d..
I got re-ady for work by 12:00pm….I am really scared of Rose
What if she kills me…I was supposed to be at work by 6 a.m but I delayed because of the outcome
I drove slowly to work…I wish I could just skip work but no i got a lot of files to work on
After about an hour which felt like a minute i finally arrived
I got out and I swear even ants could see that I was shaking and scared
I walked slowly and tried to put on the scary face I put everyday but no….instead I put on a face of a scaredy cat…thank god the lady at the reception was asleep and everyone was in their offices
I finally arrived at my office to find everywhere painted pink and yellow with baby toys and all of the baby stuffs
I laughed so much that my ribs started hurting
Was this supposed to be a prank…I really expected more from her
I went to the baby be-d trying to push it out of the way but the unexpected happened
“Hello boss “Rose stood up from the be-d wearing a baby shi-t and a hvge diaper
“Ahhh!!!”I screamed as I fell unto the floor with shock
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I started finding it ha-rd to breath so I took long breaths to help me
Throu-gh all the time the witch was busy staring at me while pouting herl-ips..I must admit that she is really cute
“Nigga st©p staring at myl-ips cause you will never get the taste”she said jumping up and which made the whole situation funny cause she was still in diapers
Like diapers of a new born baby….oh my god…I don’t know but thinking about it I bur-st out laughing
“Okay my boss is going crazy “She muttered to herself coming out from the baby be-d
This girl is fv¢kin creepy…how did she find out that I was going to come to work at this time…or has she been in there since morning
I sighed as I saw she was going to the door…I put my leg infront of her and she fell flat on the floor
“Ahh”she screamed while I laughed…”That is for scaring the $h!t out of me” I said and took out my phone as I stood up
I started taking pictures of her with her unware of it ..”Hey Rose”i said and she looked at me
I captured all of her b©dy p@rts and face and ….this is going to be the best for my plan
I chuckled to myself while she rolled her eyes
“Creepy boss”she muttered to herself “I heard that”i said as I rolled my eyes “I know”she said
“Where are my files”i said changing into the bossy mode
“In the sto-re room”she said nodding her head like she is listening to music…the same way Wendy did when she was starving
“You are hungry ???”i asked and she just grinned looking over me
“How did you know??”she asked like she was waiting for me to ask her that question for years
“I re-ad minds”i said and she rolled her eyes…”I knew you would say something dumber than your face”she muttered to herself
“I heard that !!”i hissed at her “I know”she hissed back
“Let’s go for lunch then “I said and she jumped on me laughing crazy
“I love you…I love you…I love you”she said as she k!$$£d all over my face
“I can see that you love me because of food”i said and she chuckled
“You are paying right?”she asked furrowing her brows
“Yeah”i said calmly switching my phone off after texting my manager to fix the mess
“Yipee!”she shouted and ran to her office to change I guess
I got out and went to the reception to find the receptionist awake
“Boss??when did you come In?”She asked in a flir-ty manner
“The time you were busy snoring like a volcano”i said and she got embarras-sed so she kept quiet and focused on her work
I hate this workers of mine they are all flir-ty which Is the total opposite of Rose…I so wish everyone was like her
“Okay nigga let’s go”Rose ch!pped on ma-king the receptionist frown while she gave her,her middle f!nger ma-king me chuckle
“So where are we going”she said “You will see when we get there “I said and she cli-cked her ton-gue and started walking infront of me
She was wearing a short yellow dress and I must say that she look h0t in it
I opened the car door for her and she jumped in while I just walked to my side of the car
I entered and started driving …”So why did you come late at work”she asked with a sm-irk
“I was busy”i said while she just laughed…throu-ghout the drive to the restaurant Rose kept asking questions while I answered dishonestly
I arrived and opened the door for her as we made our way throu-gh the the restaurant
“Wow…how much do you make per month?”she asked while I just chuckled…isn’t that pri-vate…I just kept quite and she kept quiet too
The waiter c@m£ to our table as we sat at the corner in the restaurant
“Good day sir and madam”she said looking at and me…I know those eyes…what is it with this women throwing theirselfs at me
Why isn’t Rose doing the same…not like I wanted her to do the the same by the way
“I am right here miss waiter “Rose said snapping her f!ngers
“Leave my brother alone cause you will get burned and infact he is married and even if he wasn’t married he was never going to look at you twice cause you look like a boiled cucamber”she said ma-king me crack
“I will have all this things on the menu and just in case you want to know…my brother is full”she said focusing on the menu
The waitress scoffed and walked away ” Why did you be mean to her or where you jealous ” I said with a sm-irk and she rolled her eyes
“Why would I be jealous when I heve a b©yfri£nd…speak of the devil”She said with a grin and quic-kly ran to the guy at my back
They k!$$£d and it was displea-sing to watching…as they broke the k!ssI saw my worst nightmare sm-irking at me
To be continued…..