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Crazy p.a Episode 14 & 15

👩‍💼CRAZY P.A👩‍💼
I g@sped as I saw who it was. It was non other but Mr and Mrs Johnson
The richest couple in the world…why didn’t i think of that…Double J is more than a millionaire
But why didn’t I add that up…or maybe is because they never introduced their children in public for safety reasons
I glared at double J and like he knew what my glare meant..he mouthed a sorry
“So are you going to introduce my bride properly or you are just going to stare at each other like hungry lions” his mother said making me chuckle…I think I like her already for being fun
“She is actually my P.A ” double J said wiping the smiles on their faces off
“I always knew you were not man enough…a pretty lady is here looking all glittering like an angel and all you are saying is she is actually my P.A “his dad said and his mother smacked him playfully
“Imagine “She said…I bit my lower l!p to stop myself from laughing cause I was going to laugh in any moment and double J was not helping matters cause he was sitting there holding a sour face like he just saw a ghost and he wants to kill it and it’s impossible to kill it
“Okay son…I understand that you are shy so what’s your name dear so that I can do his work”his dad said dramatically
“Rose Turner”i said making both of them grin
“Rose that’s a beautiful name like it suits you and Turner…hmm your parents created you on a Sunday girl cause you are a true turn on” his mother said making all of us burst into laughter but double just gave his parents an you are embarr@ssing me look an it made me chuckle
His mom sat next to as she hugged me “You are such a cutie pie”she said and it made me giggle “Thank you” I said and she released an “awwwn”
“You will make me a perfect wife”she said and I started faking a cough…I had totally forgotten that I am sitting next to to Mrs money…her skin smells of wealth and not talk of her scent
She laughed at my reaction while I just smiled…even her laugh is wealthy like damn
“Okay here is what my son wanted to say…will you be his girlfriend?”his father said making me cough again while they laughed…Double J joined them this time
“I actually have a boyfriend ” I lied “an ex-boyfriend” double J hissed making his parents chuckle
“See he is jealous “his father said and his mother nodded
“I am not jealous you guys are just…geez what are you even doing here”he asked impatiently
If they can frustrate him this much.. they better not go anyway
“Is there anything wrong with visiting our son or did we disturb something” his mom said wiggling her brows making me laugh shyly
Fine but can you go downstairs we will be there in a few minutes ” double J said
“Okay my cotton candy” his mom said “cotton candy “I said while laughing making his parents chuckle
“Oh he didn’t tell you his full names are cotton candy Jordan Johnson “She said making me laugh more
“Mom” double J whined and her mother raised her hands in the air “Fine”she said and left…Mr Johnson was long gone
“Can we switch mothers”i said making him scoff
“Oh i am so sorry cotton candy”i said and bursted out laughing again while he face plamed himself
“My baby is finally getting married “I squeaked as imagined the wedding
“To who?” David (Mr Johnson ) asked and I chuckled
“I think it’s obvious “i said and he rolled his eyes
“They aren’t even close to being best friend so stop being crazy Angel’ he said and i chuckled as he layed on the bed reading a book
“We will see about that David “I said as I put on robe…we just ate dinner and they went to sleep…I must say I like Rose and this is an opportunity to replace Wendy…I am so happy he got rid of that slut called Emily
I know he loves her…I can see by the way he looks at her
I wore my fl!p flops and was ready to go. “Where are you going? ” David’s voice echoed
“To the kitchen to take water” I lied and quickly walked out
I peeped into Jordan’s room to find them cuddling
I took pictures and posted on my Instagram
#my__son__ and__daughter__ inlaw
I captioned it..I know Jordan will kill me but I don’t care I just want them to feel awkward around each other until they admit that they like each other
I slowly sneaked in and slowly took Jordan’s face and put it on hers making their l!ps touch
“Jordan opened his eyes and caught me red handed “Mom !”he shouted while I just stood there like a lost witch
To be continued
I shook my head as my mom stood there like she was lost
Thankfully Rose is a deep sleeper so she didn’t wake up
“I am not sorry”mom scoffed “but mom you have to stop being like this…it doesn’t suit your age”i said and she opened her mouth in shock
“Are you saying that I am old”she said making me chuckle …yes she is old like damn she is in her fifties
“Yes mom you are old “i said and she jumped dramatically making me laugh
I really didn’t expect that as her reaction “Oh god will punish you for saying I am old…can you believe this child of mine told this s£×y woman right here she is old”she said pointing at herself and I chuckled
She came closer and pecked Rode on her cheek and then pecked mine and after she did I rubbed my cheek making her roll her eyes
“Goodnight my cotton candy”she said as she walked out like a queen
My mom is really wealthy but her personality is something else
The reason she got a lot of fame is her craziness…that is the number one thing millions of people loved about her
And sometimes I wonder where she comes from but I have to admit that having her as my mom is the best thing in the world
I sighed as I watched Rose’s sleeping face..why is she more beautiful when she is asleep
I sighed as I klzzed her forehead…she is really cute and peaceful but when she wakes up she is like a siren
I chuckled at my own thought
“Don’t rape her” mom’s voice echoed and that’s when I realised that she was watching the whole time
“Mom”i whined like a little baby and she sticked out her tongue as she walked out…I looked at Rose’s face until I dozed off to my dreamland
I gr0@ned as my phone kept on ringing…i took it and answered without looking at the ID
“What?”i said with my cracking morning voice
“Is that a way to greet you bro… anyways I understand cause I am sure your girlfriend gave you a hot night”he was Kelvin so I sighed but wait did he say girlfriend or is it my ears
“What are you talking about?”i asked impatiently
“You know I should actually flog you cause you didn’t tell me you belonged to the Johnson’s through all the years dude”he said sounding pissed
“Look I am so sorry it was just for safety reasons “I said trying to sound sincere and he scoffed
“Fine anyways you are the number one trend on social media…. millions of people are saying you and Rose should consider modelling “he said making me more confused
“What are you talking about?”I asked “you don’t know…okay just check your mom’s Instagram account and for not telling me your real identity you are still going to pay but for now bye”he said and quickly dropped the call
My mom’s Instagram account???
I quickly switched on my data and logged into my Instagram
Millions of notifications…new followers and all of that stuff
What is going on?
I went to my mom’s account to find my picture with Rose sleeping
It had 34.2 million likes and it’s only 9 hours…God
“Mom”i shouted waking Rose up but I didn’t care
That woman has gone too far
“Mom!”I shouted through the hallway but I heard noise downstairs so I quickly walked downstairs to find mom twerking while singing
She was wearing a bum short and crop top..What??
I heard Rose’s laughter behind me…I didn’t know she followed me
She joined her and the whole scene was funny that I couldn’t help it but laugh
To be continued


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