Crazy p.a Episode 1 & 2

👩‍💼 CRAZY P.A👩‍💼
“Arggg”i screamed as my bu-tt landed on the floor
“Mom”i whined as I glared at her
“You are late for work again Rose…do you want to get fired again?”she shouted like a mad woman while I just laughed
“You look like Cinderella’s evil sister”i said still laughing
“You ungrateful girl! “She shouted as she took her shoe off to hit me but I was too fast to get to the bathroom door and lock it
“Yeah sure evil step sister “I said I could feel her boil the more with anger
That is just our everyday routine…Oh mind my manners..I am Rose Turner a 22 year old girl who has been fired more than five times since I graduated 2 years ago
You could say I am crazy with the br@ins… Cause every boss of mine like me for my smartness but I annoy them with my craziness and disobe-dience attitude that they end up firing me
I am now working for Mr Jordan Johnson but I call him double J…he is quiet serious and scary for a human being but I don’t care
I finished bathing and got out from the bathroom to find my mom gone
I went to my closet and wore my street dancing clothes…today is my dance day
I bounce walked downstairs and as I got downstairs my mom and dad were seated eating breakfast
“Hello my Rose flower”my dad said dramatically ma-king me laugh…you could say I got my craziness from him
“Hello my crazy buddy “I said sitting down to eat pretending like I don’t see my mom’s glares
“You are going to work like that ?”mom said looking at me from head to toe
My hair was even tied up as a messy bun..”Yes evil step sister “I said trying to eat
“Rose you do realise you are a P.A not some joker”she said while I mimicked her…That has been her motto for the past few months
Dad laughed as I mimicked her but my mom picked an apple to hit me but I caught and ran out
“Bye crazy buddy and evil step sister”i shouted as I went to my car
It was really cute with its blue perfect colour…I started to pl@ythe 80s h!p-hop and made sure I increa-sed the volume till the end
Mom c@m£ into the garage running while I just rode away nodding my head to the music
People were looking at my car weirdly but I didn’t care as I got to work and got out people were shocked to the point that they started laughing while some took videos
I just turned off my music to meet up with my scary but cute boss looking at me angrily
“Whats up double J “I said trying to sound like a ra-pper
“What are you wearing and what kind of music is that and I why do you always act so crazy?? “he asked so much questions that I just blocked my ears
“One question at a time boss one question at a time”i repeated my words still trying to sound like a ra-pper
“Follow me”he said in a bossy tone “Sure thing nigga”i said and took my apple as I started bounce walking to his office
“Get to work”he said as he gave me some files grumply
That is what I like about my boss…he never get angry unlike those past stupid bosses
“Up to it nigga”i said as I chewed my apple annoyingly hoping he could get angry and fire me
One fact about me is that I hate work but no this ha-rd headed boss of mine won’t fire me
“Get to work and I am not your nigga”he said ma-king me laugh
“You are so funny..finish that” i said and put my halfly eaten apple on his table
“Nigga”i win-ked as i got outside his door…I heard him call me bit-ch but who cares
I got to my office and put on my 80s h!p-hop loud music
I was still dancing when my speaker flew hitting the wall causing it to break into pieces
“St©p annoying me!! “my boss shouted “why are you so angry nigga??”I asked innocently
He hissed and walked out while I chuckled…he will fire me soon enough and he will pay for my speaker
I got to work and 2 hours later I was done….time to get my boss tea
I walked downstairs and made his tea the way he liked it
I went to my office and poured the special ingredient which will make him spend some few hours in the toilet and he will finally fire me
I walked to his office with a bold and serious face “here is your tea boss”i said and gave him with a bow
“You are late by the way” he said trying to hide his surprised face..I have never talked to him with so much respect since day one
He gulped the whole thing while I sm-irked evily…I sat down and looked at him as he started to move uncomfortably
I laughed when he ran to his restroom built in his office
“Rose!”he shouted while I laughed uncontrollably “That’s for breaking my sweet speaker”i shouted as I continued laughing
👩‍💼CRAZY P.A👩‍💼
After 3 hours of answering my boss’s calls and doing his work for him he finally c@m£ out looking pale as hell
“Are you better now nigga?”i asked trying to hold my laugher …he sm-irked as he looked at me
Okay…he is creepy
“Are you hungry cause I am sure you took all the food out or where you short of the toilet paper….”i said again hoping he could say something but no he just looked at me while he rested his b©dy on the door frame of his bathroom or whatever thing he calls it
“Oh i un-derstand why you are so sour….You t©uçhed your own poop”i said and laughed uncontrollably but he still kept his scary face
That is my cure to leave…I ran like I was being chased by my 1 000 000 years old ancestors
He will not kill me yet…i bu-mped into his best friend Kelvin but I pushed him aside causing him to fall
I didn’t care as I still ran outside…all people in the business mansion were looking at me weirdly as I ran till I got to my beautiful car
“That nigga will not kill me”i said as I patted my car like it was un-derstanding what I was saying
I breathed in and out till I finally bounce walked inside like nothing happened
My apple was not on his table…so he ate it…my boss is a jeez who eats food from his workers..I was still going to collect it for my lunch
He nee-ds some serious flogging for ma-king me run like that
I couldn’t st©p myself but laugh till I fell flat on the floor
She was so scared and it makes me feel proud…I feel like I won 10 billion dollars
My door bur-st open and I quic-kly composed myself thinking it was her again but to my surprise it was Kelvin
I scoffed and he rolled his eyes..”Don’t tell me you are still angry at me”he said and I just sat down
“You flir-ted with Rose infront of me..couldn’t you do it anywhere else”i said trying ha-rd to not sound harsh
“But Jordan…You never cared when I flir-ted with your co-workers why do you care now?”he asked and I just kept quite
“Okay then..I am so sorry what can I do to prove that I am sorry”he said and I quic-kly stood up with a hvge grin
“We are going to re-move her car wheels and paint her car yellow and pink…you know she hates colorful colours”i said and he looked at me in shock
“What did this girl do to you?”he said and I just smiled
“Kelvin she reminds me of Wendy..they are literally the same…don’t you think I would have fired her long ago…but no I kept her cause she fills my heart with joy…she is the only person to make me smile after three years…the only person to fill Wendy’s crazy space in my heart”i said and I realized that I have been crying
Kelvin hvgged me and I just cried…incase you are wondering..Wendy was my lovely and crazy sister.. even though we always fought and pranked each other..we loved each other dearly and shared each other’s craziness
But her psycho b©yfri£ndhad to ruin it all by killing her…I couldn’t cope anymore as I killed him with my ba-re hands
I am not a killer but I killed him and it didn’t make me feel better…instead it made me feel worse and after her death I couldn’t smile or laugh with anyone
I hated everyone but Rose changed it all…”Okay let’s go”Kelvin said as he dis£ngaged the hvg
I kept on the cold and scary face again as we walked to her office
She was slee-ping so we went outside as everyone bowed when we pas-sed throu-gh
“This will be fun!”i shouted as I looked at the two paints we bought from a nearby sto-re
“What did you do to her earlier cause she was running like she saw a ghost”he asked and I laughed remembering her reaction earlier
After i explained everything to him he started laughing and he fell flat on the floor
“So she did all that to you”he said still laughing while I frowned
“It is not funny”i said finishing my work at the car
“It is funny…like you took everything out in 3 hours… oh my god”he laughed
While I just chuckled regretting why I told him in the first place
Soon we were done and we went back to my office
He helped with most of my work since he was done with his own work at his own business
“What’s up nigg@s”Rose shouted sitting on Kevin’s l@ps
I frowned…why does she like flir-ting with him so much
“Hey babes…You knocked me out earlier “Kelvin said faking a frown..all this while I just pretended like I was busy with work but I was looking at them with the corner of my eyes
“Sorry sweetheart is just that I saw a hvge skeleton which looked like a baboon”she said causing Kelvin to bur-st into uncontrollable laughter cause he knew she was referring to me
I glared at her But she pretended like she didn’t see my glares “Wish I could see the skeleton baboon too “Kelvin said ma-king me more annoyed
“Well it is still here..If you look well you could just see it infront of you”she said and I ban-ged my hands on the table causing her to chuckle
“What’s the problem double J…is your as-s still paining you?”she asked and Kelvin laughed out loudly
That’s it…I stood up and she quic-kly pe-cked Kelvin’s cheek and stood up”see you later babes and nigga my work for today is done”she said and walked our
“Even mine is done so let’s go”i said with a sm-irk
“Okay babes stand up”she shouted excitedly and dragged Kelvin up
Kelvin wra-pped his arms around her w@!st…it’s not a big deal..I as-sured myself as we walked out till we got outside the mansion
Rose suddenly shouted “No!”
She ran to her car and went on her knees…”my baby!”She shouted and rolled on the floor like a psycho
It took everything inside of me to not laugh
“My sweet humble baby is dead”she shouted again as she rolled on the floor..that was it
Me and Kelvin bur-sted out laughing like crazy people
To be continued