Crazy Orphan 🙆🌺
( His weakness)
Written by Aishat kemisola (Three star)
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“God forbid I can never get married to this ¢0¢kroach face” Alora said.
Mrs Cole and Andrew burst out laughing.
“Did you just call me a ¢0¢kroach face” Xander asked Angrily.
“and ¢0¢kroach face is angry” Andrew said.
“Andrew stop it, you don’t talked to your elder brother like that, you should have add Mr to that ¢0¢kroach.
for example, Mr ¢0¢kroach” Mrs Cole said and everyone burst out laughing except Xander.
“this is bullshit why did you all gang up against me.
as for you miss ugly it’s all over, you’re still going back to that place you came from” Xander said.
“your wish Mr I can never go back to that hole they called station” Alora said.
“just watch and see” Xander said.
“you can’t do anything to her” Mrs Cole said.
” he can’t do anything to me am back to frustrate his life, he will regret ever kidnapping my brother” Alora said.
“beautiful lady, can you do me the favor of knowing your name” Mrs Cole said dramatically.
“am Alora ma” she replied. oh nice name. I wish I have a female child like you, but unfortunately God bless me with this strong headed guys” Mrs Cole said.
“where are you going to dress like this” Mrs Cole asked xander.
“am going to somewhere peaceful” Xander replied.
“like a club? Mrs Cole asked.
“yeah you got it” Xander replied.
“so club as turn to somewhere peaceful for you right” Mrs Cole said
“yeah I will be back soon” Xander said.
“hey ugly make sure you don’t sleep till I come back ” Xander said,
“hey ugly don’t sleep till I come back Alora mimicked clapping her hand together, for what reason Mr” Alora asked.
“I said you shouldn’t sleep till I come back” Xander gr0@n.
“okay I heard you Alora said.
“and don’t forget to prepare my meal” Xander said.
meal can’t you just eat at the club, you know am really stressed, is not easy to jump over a fence” Alora said pretending to be tired.
Mrs Cole and Andrew burst into laughter.
I think she’s right how do you expect her to cook for you when you know she just came back from the police custody” Mrs Cole said in support of Alora.
“Don’t dare me young lady, make sure you prepare my meal before I come back” Xander said and went out.
“mum your phone is beeping Andrew said and gave Mrs Cole her phone.
“Hi darling, am sure you have missed me” Mrs Cole said.
“me, missed you, maybe not in this life me Cole said.
“you’re heartless, you’re not even caring Mrs Cole said pretending to be crying.
“big baby Alora muttered.
“I don’t Miss you” Mr Cole said firmly.
“you’re too local, you can’t even tell me sorry, or don’t you hear my cry’s” Mrs Cole said.
“cry did you cry Mr Cole asked laughing.
“I don’t blame you” Mrs Cole said with an eyeroll.
“so why did you call” Mrs Cole asked.
“Hmmm actually I called to ask when you are coming back to the house Mr Cole said.
“wow that means you loves me and can’t do without me” Mrs Cole said.
am not coming back tonight. I wanna celebrate my birthday with my children and miss crazy tommorow” Mrs Cole said.
“oh alright happy birthday in advance” Mr cole said and hang the call.
“my husband is jealous of my children Mrs Cole said laughing.
“Andrew please go in I have something to discuss with Alora Mrs Cole said.
Alright mum goodnight Andrew said and peck her cheeks. “Alora” mrs Cole called.
“yes ma” Alora replied.
“what will you give me tommorow” Mrs Cole asked.
“I will give you anything you wish ma” Alora replied.
“good answer Mrs Cole said and smile. “you will do anything I wish right? Mrs Cole asked.
“yes ma” Alora replied.
“I need you to makes Xander laugh again” Mrs Cole said.
“laugh as how? Alora asked confused. let me tell you a story about Xander Mrs Cole said.
The smells of cigarettes and alcohol welcome Xander to the club.
welcome to MandB club is boldly written on the wall.
Xander went to the VIP section and sat down on a table for four, that’s the available seat there.
Good evening sir, welcome to M and B club what can I offer you the waiter said.
get me any expensive drink Xander order.
some messages enter Xander phone and he was about to replied them when a very beautiful lady came to his front.
Hi handsome am Sandra the lady said, stretching her hand forward for an handshake.
“is this not the president daughter” Xander thought.
“handsome am talking to you” Sandra said.
“pardon my manners am Xander, Xander replied and shook hand with her.
“nice meeting you I have heard Alot you, and I have been Looking forward meet you Sandra said.
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“Xander used to be a very happy and cheerful guy, he is more funnier than Andrew.
Xander is nothing like his father, yeah. my two child inherit my character. but something happens when Xander was nineteen years of age. the person Xander love and trust most, killed innocent person in his pres£nce.
Xander change since then, he became arrongant and so much more. I believe you can make Xander go back to his whole self” Mrs Cole said.
“but how can I make him go back to his old self Alora asked.
“you can do that with your craziness” Mrs Cole said.
“and are you sure I can do that” Alora asked.
“I trust you, you will do it, forget his look or how he talks, Xander is very soft inside, he can’t hurt a fly. and he is a very caring person.
he might pretend as if he doesn’t care, but he’s the realest person I have ever known.
please do this for me. remember you promised to grant my wish” Mrs Cole said.
“alright ma’am I will try my best” Alora said. “thank you very much my daughter, I will be very happy, if I see Xander smile again” Mrs Cole said.
“I have an offer for you” Sandra said.
“really am listening” Xander replied.
“you summit some files to one of my father company for a contract right? Sandra asked.
“yes how did you know about that” Xander asked.
“are you asking me that? anyway I can help you win the contract” Sandra said smiling seductively.
“really I will be very happy, cause that contract means Alot to me” Xander replied.
“I will help you, but on one condition” Sandra said giving Xander a seductive glare.
“so what condition is it” Xander asked keeping straight face.
“I want you to be my lover, I want to prove to my dad I can do better than my sister’s” Sandra said.
“lover am sure this lady doesn’t know what she’s putting herself into, it seems you don’t know who you’re talking to, I don’t do love stuff cause I don’t have a heart” Xander said.
“I know I don’t need your love, I just need a man to call mine. I need a relationship, please do this for me” Sandra said giving Xander her best puppy eyes.
“Sandra or what did you call yourselves I don’t do relationship stuff” Xander said firmly.
“he stands up ready to leave, but Sandra stop him. “I don’t mind if you later broke my heart, I need you please” Sandra said”.
“Xander think about it for a moment. I think I should consider her, it trade by barter I will have the contract and free pvzzy to f*ck and I have been dieing to know how her p*ssy taste like. fine I agree” Xander said and Sandra jump on him immediately.
“hey come down” Xander order her.
“am sorry” she said cleaning xander cloth with her hand.
“So what next can I follow your to house, cause I can’t wait to have your full d*ck inside me” Sandra said smiling.
“yeah let go Xander replied firmly.
I looked at the time for the untenth time and this idiot that calls himself my boss haven’t come back by this time.
who does he even thinks he is. you guys shouldn’t think am waiting for him as he said. no I can never wait for him. actual am doing some online that’s why I haven’t sleep.
few minutes later the door open and my so called boss enter the sitting room with a very beautiful lady. and look around, his eyes land on me and he chuckled.
did he just chuckled I thought.
“Thank your star you waited” he said.
“don’t bring your hopes up I am not waiting for you” I replied him.
“baby who’s this” the pretty lady asked him.
“she’s a nobody” he replied. “did you just refer to me as a nobody”.
I asked moving closer to him.”hey move back I don’t wanna container disease from you, you’re too ugly,the beautiful lady said.
what am I even saying. did I say she’s beautiful I take it back she’s the most ugliest person I have ever seen. she lack manners.
my boss and his mannerless bitch keep disturbing me with there silly m0@ns.
does this girl wanna bring the roof of this building down with her silly m0@n I asked myself.
the m0@n goes on and on for about an hour. and I didn’t hear the m0@n again.
since this people disrupt my beautiful sleep.
they will not also sleep tonight.
I opened my bag and brought out the ¢0¢kroaches I put inside a container earlier.
I knew something like this will happen.
I sneak into his room and empty the ¢0¢kroach on there body. i went inside the sitting room to wait for the results. three main later, they both jump out of the room n@k£d.
I took my phone and snap there n@k£d body.
boss what happen why aren’t you sleeping I ask with my leg cross.
“¢0¢kroaches is in my room” he shouted.
“why are you running away from your family members they came to visit you now” I said.
“are you crazy how dare you called those things my family, go in now and pack them out of my room he said moving closer to me.
I never knew your D*ck is as small as a needle. young lady i can’t believe this chewing stick is the one that makes you m0@n like a mad woman I said pointing to his d*ck.
“how dare you refer to my joystick as a chewing stick’ he said moving closer to me.
one more word from you and I will post your nude to the whole world I said and he stop on his track.
I have gotten him.
“Jesus how did you get this” the lady asked pointing to my phone.
“why are you calling Jesus name in vain, did Jesus followed you to the room” I asked.
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