🎀My body is Holy🎀
💆My mind is Dirty💆
Written by:💞 Angel Louis💞
📍 Episode 9📍
😂 OLD AUDREY’S POV 😂
“What are you doing ther Miriam? ” I asked again.
She seem really shocked to even look at my face. Her body was still pierced to the door and I wonder why she was standing there. Isn’t that the door to her room?
Isn’t it a little odd to be peeking outside it?
We just end d the Morning devotion which I doubt she attended. Mag and I have something to tell hell, that’s why I came looking for her.
“Hmm-mm” I cleared my throat. So she’ll know am still here waiting for her response.
“…uhn..Good morning Mommy Audrey” she grinned wide swiftly turning her face to me.
I twitched, I love it when she calls me that. ‘Mommy Audrey’ ..
But she only calls me that when she’s up to something 😒
“Miriam?” I called with a straight face. Reminding her of my unanswered question.
“I saw a Rat!” She rushed out.
“Yes a Rat! …one rat. No Two! I mean three, four Rats!” She continued as I arched at her in a weird way.
“Rats” I swallowed in. I hate Rats.
“They were in group. Yes yes in group. I bet they were more than four. ….they ran into this room..”
She paused and pressed her ears back on the door.
“What are you doing?” I asked but she “Ssshhhed” me
“They are in there planning something Big. I was just trying to listen to what they were saying before you came” she whispered.
Now I am confused.
“Not just talk. They are averagely big with long fangs and for short, they are monstrous!”
“Monstrous?” I shrinked at the last statement. I hate Rats!
What in God’s name would rats be doing in this convent? If they are that monstrous, it means just one thing.
They are mess£ngers from hell😳
“Mommy Audrey you need to be scared of them. They are too scary for your age and I…..
Her voice trailed off when the door creaked.
The door’s knob twisted, I swallowed h@rd and crossed my head with the cross on my neck as it slowly opened.
Miriam took two steps backwards and I followed suite.
Could it be those Rats? Are they that big to open a door?
They must be really had as Miriam has described.
I am old, Yes. But I haven’t forgotten how to use my legs when need be. I can still put on a race like a teenager.
I surveyed the p@ssage and readied my legs. In case this truly happens to be the Rats. I am set for my heels.
The door halfway opened and I couldn’t wait longer to see the worse.
I raised my Casock and picked to my heels.
My plan is to run back to my office and lock myself up till this whole Rat thing is sorted out and…
I stopped running when I heard my name.
“Patley?” I breathe h@rd as I turned back to see patley who obviously was the one that came out of the room instead of Rats!😒
“Why are you running?” She asked
I cleared my throat and adjusted my dress as I walked back to her.
How embarr@ssing this is gonna be! Telling her I was actually running thinking she was the rat.
“I thought I…” I paused for a moment and turned to Miriam who on her own couldn’t hold back the laughter that roared out of her mouth😒
It’s a prank!
“Is this the rat? ” I asked looking rather stupified.
“I suppose so😄” she added as she laughed h@rder.
“Rat? What rat?” Patley asked staring at the both of us.
“Miriam said she saw Rats and….”
I turned again to Miriam who on her own was trying so h@rd to suppress her laughter.
“There was no Rat, was There?” I asked. Shooting her a deadly glare.
She quickly swallowed in and shooked her head confirming my thought.
“I just wanted to…
“You wanted to what? This another of your pranks right?”
Miriam has a strange way of playing games with someone’s intelligence. I never knew till this moment that one day, she’ll play mine. How easily I fell for it.
“I am sorry” she bowed her head.
“Save it. You are coming with me this instant!” I shot at her.
“I am in trouble right?”
“You are always in trouble Miriam” I straightened and left her out of that place.
💦 MIRIAM’S POV 💦
I quietly followed old Audrey to Sis Mag’s office.
It’s fun playing pranks on the sisters. But never have I for once thought of the consequences.
And by the way, I never knew old Audrey could run so fast😄.
See the way she picked to her heels. I almost mistook her for an athlete.😅
I thought inwardly as I suppressed the urge to laugh.
I must be in a big trouble now. For making a fool out of her.
“We are here” she said as we entered the office.
“Oh Miriam…” Sis Mag called with a smile.
“Good morning sis Mag” I greeted.
Why is she smiling? Does smile comes before punishment?
What punishment would be meted on me this time around?
Community service? Am well known for that punishment. Jeez. They should give their best dhot😒
They should at least try something new this Time around 🙄
Like washing the convent zinc, mopping the tile road or worse, counting the sands outside.🙂
“Have you told her already” sister Mag asked.
O’great. Lemme guess, they planned my punishment already.
“Nope. Do the favours” old Audrey twitched.
“Told me what?” I asked in a confused state.
The two old sisters stared at me for a while, boring me with their eyes
“Tell me already” I sighed.
“Miriam dear” Sis Mag started.
“You’ll be going to see Mama Tomorrow” she announced.
My jaws parted all of a sudden.
💫 Episode 10💫
✴️ SARAH LUTHOREX ✴️
“Hurry up John! She’s coming today” I shouted from the kitchen where I was literally making a special dish for her arrival.
“On it!” He shouted back in response from one of the rooms.
She’s coming today 😊
My Baby is coming today. Words Alone can’t express the joy I feel already.
“Sarah….” John drawled my name.
I turned to look at him, standing at the kitchen entrance.
“Are you done with her room?” I asked with all smiles. Covering the dish which I was preparing.
“Yes..” He started tiredly walking towards me.
He wrapped his hands around my waist From behind and klzzed my right cheek.
“….how sure are you that she’ll come? Don’t you think she’s mad at you for what you did?” He asked with great concern.
I wriggled myself from his grip and turned facing him.
“Rev’d sister Magdalene gave me her word. She’ll come John. I know she will. Besides she’s still my daughter. When she comes I’ll straighten things up by explaining clearly to her. She’ll definitely understand. I hope she does….” I trailed off… Trying to keep a positive spirit.
“I hope so too my love” He seconded.
“I know if not for you and your efforts, I would still be in jail. I don’t know how much I can make it up to you” I shrinked back into his arms, blinking my tears that threatened to fall.
“Getting married to me and giving me a beautiful daughter is a thousand times worth what I did for you.
I love and will always love you Sarah” John klzzed my teary cheeks and trailed down to my l!ps.
“I love you” I said into his mouth and klzzed him more.
We quickly tore our l!ps apart when we heard Paula’s questioning voice from the door.
I looked down at her and saw the puzzlement on her face.
“What Baby?” I asked picking her up.
“I am hungry” she pouted.
“What does Baby want for Breakfast?” I asked
“A pie” she smiled broadly.
“Okay Baby. Go play with Daddy first while I make your pie” I said before handing her over to John who in turn carried her out of the kitchen as they laughed together.
*Miriam will make me a complete mom. I want her to be part of this happiness*😢
💦MIRIAM’S POV 💦
“So I perceive you are packing to go pay her a visit right?” Steph asked as she joined me pack few of my things.
“Yeah” I sighed out nervously.
I’m not gonna lie, I am so so nervous about this trip.
“How do you feel about it? …this journey? …. I mean you’re going to see your mom… Are you excited about it? ” She asked
I pondered on that question.
I really don’t know the answer to it. I can’t describe what I’m feeling right now.
I am just nervous.
“I really don’t know Steph” I finally replied.
“Okay. So how long are you gonna stay there?”
“Wow. That’s nice. I’m so gonna miss you” she pouted.
“Same here” I couldn’t help chuckle out.
*She looks like a chicken whenever she pouts😅. She doesn’t even know that 😄. Bet I won’t tell her.
I finally readied my few clothes and headed out of the room.
“So what do you do when you get to Mama’s place?” She asked following me from behind.
“I’ll stick around”
“And……?😏” She twitched, giving me a cunny look.
“Get out” I hit her shoulder and she ‘ouched’
“What?? No kidding Mimi. You’ve always wanted a tour. You once made known your inquisiveness about the outside world to me.
Don’t you think this is your opportunity? A week outside the convent” she highlighted.
As if I didn’t have plans already 😏
“If you were thinking I’d go spend a week at Mama’s with folded arms. You sure are lying. I’ll spend it well and make great memories.
.that’s the main reason I agreed to go.
Who would go see Mama with a Happy face after what she did to me???
I’ve got my reasons Steph” I smirked.
“About your Mom, ….. Don’t you think she has a good explanation or perhaps reason for what she did?” Steph asked causing me to throw her a questioning look.
“Twelve years Steph. Twelve numb years isn’t a joke. She has no excuse” I shot back.
“But still Miriam, I’d advice you to give her your ears if there’s any explanation”
“I can’t promise that” I shrugged.
And let the conversation die down.
I don’t want any pep-talks about my mom. It’s annoying.
“I’m really gonna miss you. Imagine a week without you in this convent, it’s so gonna be boring.
Living without pranks for an entire week” she mused out.
“No worries Steph. I’ll be back before you know it. It’s good though, a week rest for my Fellow Nuns” I smirked.
“Yeah good thing too” she rolled her eyes.and then continued…
“I heard Pope’s coming for a short visit next two weeks”
“Thought that was rumor” I arched
“No rumor my friend. It’s plain true. So round up your visit on …
“Hurry up Miriam! The driver is waiting for you!” Sister Mag shouted from the gate.
I quickened my steps towards the gate.
I p@ssed patley as she stared in puzzlement at me.
I sticked my tongue out at her and watch her snort in Anger and briskly walk back into the convent.
I gave myself a satisfactory smile before bading The sisters Goodbye…
A trip to Mama.💫
I hope it’s worth the Adventure ✴️
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