Crazy couple episode 49 & 50

49 /50
{They are inseparable✨}
Episode 49
I took a bath and wore something simple for the day.
I made breakfast and ate it slowly. I ba-rely had appetite.
I heard a knock on the door and I went to see who it was.
I opened the door ajar to see a dude with a pink haired lady.
What’s going on?
“Who are you?” I asked curiously staring at them.
The lady laughed and glared at me from head to toe.
“Isn’t this Jeremy’s house? Why are you acting like you’re the boss around here?” She groused and I scoffed feeling amused.
Some people do have a death wish.
“plea-se excuse my babe and I” she said chewing a bubble gum. They walked past me pu-lling their luggage along.
I shut the door and turned to them.
The girl whom I supposed was – Sasha, Jeremy’s cousin.
She’s super rude and picky.
But…who’s the guy?
The guy sat on the couch while the girl took the liberty of sitting on his th!ghs.
“You must be starving babe” She said and they both k!$$£d themselves hungrily.
Oh…she brou-ght her b©yfri£ndalong to stay here.
Crazy people
She began taking off her t©p and I flin-ched.
“What do you think you’re doing Sasha?” I asked with a crumpled look.
“Oh! you know my name” She said chewing her gum and ma-king sounds with it.
I nodded.
“Why are you really here?” I asked and she sighed.
“We are having a make up contest downtown and I nee-ded a place to stay till we’re done with the seminar and other cra-p” She replied and I noticed the dude squee-zed her bu-tt and she winced.
“And who’s that?” I asked and she chuckled.
“He’s my b©yfri£nd- Zac” she said and they k!$$£d again.
I’m definitely going to throw up If I see them k!ss!ngagain.
“I think you both should carry yourselves to a more pri-vate room, don’t you think?” I stated with my hands on my w@!st and she laughed sheepishly.
“That’s so uncool” Her b©yfri£ndmuttered and I sh0t him a glare.
“Since you both would be staying here, there are rules guarding this house” i said and Sasha scoffed.
“And who made this rules?” She asked glaring at me.
“I made the rules Sasha. And if you break any one of these rules, I won’t waste time in telling Jeremy” I stated and they both stood up in a haste.
“First rule, you’re not allowed to make out anywhere else but in your be-droom. You can
Second rule, I want piece and quiet and the last rule is don’t keep your things carelessly. Am I un-derstood?” I said and they both rolled their eyes.
“We’re not k!ssma’am” Sasha retorted and took the handle of their luggage.
“Wheres our room?” She asked and i pointed to the dark room downstairs.
“I want to stay upstairs” she groused and I sighed.
“Fine…go” I said and watched them leave dragging their bags.
Have I turned to a babysitter or what??
Those two doesn’t sound promising. Am sure they’d still look for trouble. This means, I have people to prank!
I’ll go to the market tomorrow and get new set of pranking equipments.
It’s going to be fun for sure.
I sat on my be-d thinking about Jeremy.
I miss him so much and I wish he’d just pop out of nowhere and stro-ke my hair till I sleep off.
He’s so cold hearted when he’s been offended and that’s makes me feel worse and guilty for hurting him.
My tears scrolled down my cheeks as I couldn’t control my emotions.
I have no idea when he’d come back though.
I couldn’t st©p the tears as more thoughts about him clouded my mind.
Suddenly, my phone began ringing and I picked it up.
It was just a number with no registered name.
I answered the call and tried not to sound too teary.
I whispered into the phone.
☎You’re still awake by 11:30??
Oh my God!!!
It’s Jeremy.
I felt bu-tterflies dance around in my tummy and a tingling s-en-sation followed.
He called!
☎I was just about to sleep.
I said pouting.
My tears had alre-ady clouded my vision and it was blur. I quic-kly ru-bbe-d my eyes.
“You’re crying?” He asked and I nodded though he couldn’t see me.
“No…i’m just sleepy and very tired” I lied and he was quiet for a while.
“How’s the baby?” He asked and I felt like crying all over again.
“It’s okay” I whispered.
He didn’t say anything else and I just remained stiff listening to his breath on the phone.
“Don’t go to sleep without eating. Goodnight” He said and hung up.
Just like that??
I tried calling his number but it turned out to be switched off.
I got off the be-d and moved the kitchen to have dinner. I feel very unhappy right now but I don’t want to disobey Jeremy.
I love him so much but am sure he doesn’t love me at all.
If he did, he wouldn’t have left me here alone with his crazy cousin and her stupid b©yfri£nd.
Episode 50
I woke up to the loud music that filled my ears.
One of Chris Brown’s hit blasted throu-gh my ear hole torturing my ear drums.
Who on earth is causing such a raucous so early in the morning???
I sat up on the be-d and quic-kly wore my night robes tying the belt together.
I climbe-d down from the be-d and wore my fl!pflops before storming downstairs.
I met Sasha and her stupid b©yfri£ndon the couch holding a cigarette each and puffing their nostrils with smoke.
I sl@pped the contaminated air before me with my hands.
They’re smoking so early in the morning…So silly!
I scurried to the television and turned off the loud song before facing the two weirdos.
“What’s the meaning of this?!!” I half yelled feeling agitated.
“Good morning to you too” Sasha ch!pped and dropped the cigarette stick on the saucer plate before her.
I scoffed rolling my eyes.
“I thought you have a seminar to attend to this morning?”.
She stood up and beat her shabby short Sk-irt.
“Yeah…we just nee-ded to get charged before going.
I made breakfast for you and little Jeremy junior, okay?”.
My eyes wi-de-ned as it darted to Zac who had his eyes closed and he looked like he was mad goofy.
Did Jeremy tell her I was pregnant???.
“Why do you look so surprised? It’s obvious and I would have known even if I never met you.
“The Jeremy Sanchez I know is a male slut!” She enthused and I sighed dumbfounded.
“Yeah…whatever. You were fully aware that I was pregnant and you were still bold enough to smoke inside the house” I pointed out and she took a de-ep sigh.
“Oh…it didn’t occur to me…Anyways, we’re going now” She said and took Zac’s hand.
“See you later kill-joy” And with that, they walked out of the house.
I scoffed and glanced around the retarded area.
This two are both devils.
I took slow steps to the kitchen and walked in.
I wonder what they prepared for breakfast….
I c@m£ to a dead st©p the moment I saw the state the kitchen was in. The whole place was littered and unkempt.
You got to be kidding me!
I went to the plate on the table and uncovered it.
Oh fu°k!
What’s this??? It looked like trash and I wondered if it was made by Sasha or could it be Zac.
I shut my eyes, turned around and ambled out of the kitchen containing the anger and irritation I felt.
Who would clean that place up???
It’s so NOT me!
Jeremy can’t have me babysitting two full grown adults.
They’ll definitely clean that place up when they get back or I’ll unleash my anger on them.
I took the telephone and ordered something for breakfast..
My mind suddenly thought about Jeremy.
I don’t know if he has had breakfast or even woken up
If he sle-pt with a woman beside him last night. I wonder if he’s thinking about me right now. Even if it’s just once.
Sasha made it clear that he’s a male slut. Everyone thinks my Jeremy is a wom-anizer.
I shook my head and got up heading upstairs to have a bath.
I had everything planned on how I’d prank those two pests.
We had dinner and of course, we argued alot about unnecessary things.
Zac is a quiet type but I noticed he prefers being t©uçhy with Sasha. He’s always longing to ru-b her th!ghs or k!ssher and that reminds me of Jeremy.
“Enough of your stupid nagging bi*ch. I’ll clean it up tomorrow” She sneered and I g@sped.
She just called me a bi*ch…
I ignored her and just smiled within myself.
I was long done with what I had in mind.
I admit Stella’s cooking was scrumptious and I enjoyed every bit of it but I’ll never show it.
I don’t have a reason but I dislike her.
Always acting like she’s the boss when she’s just a bought as-set in order for Jeremy to acquire his whole wealth.
Zac and I retired to our be-droom to settle in for the night since it had been such a long and stressful day.
Immediately we got into the room, He gr@bb£d me and began pu-lling off my t©p.
I smiled and as-sisted him and I was left in just my br@.
I locked the door and went to him on the be-d.
We had a quic-k int£rç0rs£and cu-mddled ourselves un-der the blanket.
It seemed lighter than the previous one we sle-pt with yesterday.
We heard the noise of something running around the room.
How did it get in here???
“Are you scared of rats?” I heard Zac ask amidst the darkness.
I scoffed.
“No…But the sounds it makes irritates me. There weren’t rats here before, right?” I asked looked around the dark room.
“I don’t think so. Forget about those pests and sleep, huh…” He whispered and k!$$£d me on my shoulder.
I nodded and la-id back on the be-d.
I scratched my arm when I felt the area itchy.
What’s going on?
I tried so ha-rd to sleep though it was uncomfortable with the rat noises and mosquitoe bites.
I sat up on the be-d still feeling sleepy and weak.
I got off the be-d and looked around for Zac.
He was standing at the bathroom door staring at me.
Why’s he looking at me like that?
“Sasha…can you slowly look down?” He asked and I arched my brows.
I sighed and looked down at my hands.
Red sp©ts…everywhere!!
These are mosquito bites.