WESLEY : kinsley, those words are too harsh on her na

CHARITY : no leave him oo, let him support Rita, I told you that Rita called me a barren woman, and you are saying maybe she is right, what of the impotent she also called you

WESLEY : please charity let us forget this issue

CHARITY : no I will not forget it, fine I am barren, what of you, I also agree with her that you are impotent

WESLEY : charity please forget this issue, dont cause confusion

KINS : no leave her oo, let her talk, God knows I am not impotent, how which you are not barren, you would have show the world that I am not impotent

CHARITY : is it the world that said you are impotent, Rita said it

KINS : Rita said it

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KINS : you must have provoked her to say that, Rita dont talk anyhow like you, only God knows what you told her to make her say it, and I can swear she dont mean it

CHARITY : kinsley, what do you have with rita

KINS : she is my brother wife to be

CHARITY : no I dont think so, there is something going on, because you cannot be supporting her and putting all the blame on me

KINS : really, do you think something is going on with between the two of us


KINS : you might be right ooo

WESLEY : ehm, please I have to go now, because I dont think all is well with the two of you

KINS : all is well bro, calma

WESLEY : I still have to go

KINS : no problem, call me when you get home

WESLEY : ok bro

KINS : greet Rita for me, tell her I love her pranks

WESLEY : ok bro (Wesley stood up and collected the chain)

KINS : wesley, where are you going with the chain

WESLEY : the chain

KINS : Yes

WESLEY : I want to go and use it on Rita, because I think Rita is not well too (he started laughing )

KINS : (Kingsley started laughing ) you funny oo, please drop the chain jor

WESLEY : no, let me go and use it to chain Rita, so that she will know how it feels to call somebody a mad girl

CHARITY : wesley thank you, go and use it on her, the chain cannot waste nah

WESLEY : no problem, my wife

KINS : wesley please drop the chain for me

WESLEY : but you dont need it again nah

KINS : do you know if I need it, I need it oo

WESLEY : what for

KINS : I want to use it to chain charity, can’t you see she is really mad

WESLEY : hahahaha, kinsley please dont kill me with laugh oo, what did charity do to you

CHARITY : ask your brother oo, because me I dont know

WESLEY : I have to go

CHARITY : ok, please dont forget to use the chain oo, I dont know why you want to marry a mad girl

WESLEY : because I love mad people

KINS : have you seen why I need the chain, see what she is saying

WESLEY : that’s nothing bro, she is just kidding

KINS : kidding, ok oo

WESLEY : alright nah, take care of yourself, I will call you (Wesley walk away )

( I was in the sitting room, when I heared wesley voice, so i ran out to wellcome him)

RITA : sugar, you are wellcome (has I embrace him, he held my hands and called the gate man)

WESLEY : please help me use this chain to tie is hands

OLU : ok sir

RITA : what is wrong with this one, my friend will you leave here, who do you want to chain

WESLEY : olu chain her

RITA : (I started laughing ) baby leave me alone oo

WESLEY : why will I leave you, olu are you afraid of her, I say chain hee

RITA : hahahaha, baby is no longer funny oo

WESLEY : it wasn’t funny

RITA : hmmm (then he leave my hand, and went inside, I followed him) baby

WESLEY : mother

RITA : why were you trying to chain me

WESLEY : because I think you are the one who is mad

RITA : hahahaha, I am not mad oo

WESLEY : what kind of prank is that, even when I was asking you, are you sure, you kept on saying yes

RITA : prank, baby is not prank oo, charity is really mad

WESLEY : you are still lying

RITA : how, is she not mad

WESLEY : she is not mad, and you know it

RITA : baby I know you are lying, tell me which psychiatric hospital, did you and your brother took her to, I need to go and greet her ooo, hmmm, my only sister

WESLEY : Rita will you be serious

RITA : I am serious ooo

WESLEY : you are not, why did you have to say such illness upon your sister

RITA : baby, I thought charity is mad, to be serious

WESLEY : why will you think of that

RITA : someone with her right sense, will not utter the words she said, especially about her own blood sister

WESLEY : what did she say

RITA : that she will try her best to stop my marriage with you, that she will never allow me to marry you

WESLEY : as what

RITA : ok, that was the reason that made me think she is mad

WESLEY : hmmm, that’s not enough reason na, but why don’t she want it

RITA : she just hate me, that’s why

WESLEY : I dont think she hate you, she is just being jealous

RITA : jealous

WESLEY : Yes, so tell me did you also call her a barren woman

RITA : she called herself barren, then I supported her

WESLEY : how

RITA : she said I am not ashamed of myself, that I got pregnant outside wedlock, then I decided to use the pregnancy to tie you down

WESLEY : really

RITA : Yes, that was when I told her that, I just did it once and got pregnant, that is the sign of a real woman, but she has been making love since she got pregnant, nothing to show, then when my mother was trying to sort out the issue, she said i called her barren, I have to support it

WESLEY : did you also tell her that his husband is impotent

RITA : God forbid, I never said that ooo

WESLEY : but she said you told her that kinsley is impotent

RITA : what kind of accusation is this, baby believe me i did not say it oo, why will I call kinsley an impotent man

WESLEY : is okey, kinsley has already denied for you

RITA : really


RITA : I did not say it

WESLEY : is okay

RITA : do you also believe me

WESLEY : why not, if my brother can believe you, why won’t I also believe you

RITA : thank you

WESLEY : world pranker

RITA : hahahaha



Two days later

CHARITY : no, dont tell me to leave you alone, we must talk about it

KINS : how can we be talking about what doesn’t make sense, is your sister you are talking about oo

CHARITY : of course I know that, that is the more reason I dont want your brother to marry her

KINS : why are you against it

CHARITY : how can your brother marry from the same family you married from, how can

KINS : why are you the one bothered about it, that should be the elders problem and not yours

CHARITY : really

KINS : Yes, let the elders decide that, is not your problem

CHARITY : is not right

KINS : charity please allow me to rest my head, I have somewhere to go by 2am

CHARITY : really, that’s your headeach

KINS : I know that

CHARITY : your brother cannot marry her, you have to stop the marriage oo

KINS : God forbid that I kill my own brother happiness, I should stop my own brother wedding

CHARITY : Yes, it is not right

KINS : you see why I was telling wesley to drop that chain for me

CHARITY : say whatever you like, all I know is that, Rita will never marry a womaniser

KINS : wow, you really know so much about kinsley

CHARITY: Yes I know everything about him, is a womaniser

KINS : then what about me your husband, what do you know about me

CHARITY : everything, I know everything about you

KINS : you dont my dear, because if you know me well as you claim, you will know that wesley lifestyle is far more better than mine

CHARITY : what, dont tell me you are cheating on me too

KINS : please forget this issue

CHARITY : see, if this married happen, I will not attend it

KINS : you will not attend your sister wedding

CHARITY : I will not, how will I attend my sister marriage, when she called me a barren woman and also called my husband an impotent man

KINS : dont worry about mine, you can kill yourself with your own problem

CHARITY : I will not attend it

KINS : wait till then, you are not even saying one thing, just bringing different issues

(The next day, I was coming out from the supermarket, when I heared someone called my name, when I checked who the person his, it was lucky, the guy I turned down is proposal)

LUCKY : oh my God, Rita

RITA : lucky, I am surprised to see you, I never believe I will ever see you again

LUCKY : that’s true, you now live in Asaba

RITA : Yes, lucky, so this is you, you never showed up again in the village

LUCKY : hahahaha, I was really heartbroken nah, after what you did to me

RITA : hmmm, so tell me, what are you doing in Asaba

LUCKY : I now live in Asaba with my family, I was transferred to Asaba

RITA : did you just say family

LUCKY: Yes my wife and my kids

RITA : wow you are married with kids


RITA : congrat

LUCKY : so tell me, are you also married

RITA : not yet, but about to, my introduction is coming up next week, and the marriage in a month

LUCKY : wow, you have finally decided to settle down, after some years

RITA : what to do na

LUCKY : congrat my dear, you are still looking beautiful as my Rita then

RITA : thank you, please you are invited to my marriage, I want to see you there

LUCKY : fine, I will come

RITA : thank you, let me start going now, I have a lot of things to do for today

LUCKY : sure no problem, just take good care of your self

RITA : I will, you too

LUCKY : bye

(When I got home, wesley was in the kitchen preparing food)

RITA : baby what are you doing

WESLEY : how was your day

RITA : it went well

WESLEY : what about charity, did she still accompany you

RITA : baby, I told you I dont need her help, you were the one that forced me to go and meet her at home, and tell her to accompany me to the market

WESLEY : Yes, did you not go to her house

RITA : fine, you know I was at home when I was calling her, she was not picking my call

WESLEY : then I asked you to go to her house

RITA : Yes i did, when I got there, she was sitting next to her phone oo, I kept quiet and told her, I want her to follow me to the market

WESLEY : then what did she say

RITA : how which charity opened her mouth to say something, anything at all, good or bad, I dont care, but she kept me quite, she did not utter anyword to me

WESLEY : really,did you see kinsley

RITA : no, I did not see him

WESLEY : is okay, I am sorry for the embarrassment

RITA : you know you caused it sha

WESLEY : I know, is it wrong for your own blood to follow you to the market

RITA : baby please is okey, what are you cooking

WESLEY : oh I am cooking jellof rice, I know you will be hungry when you return from the Market

RITA : sure, but I could not find a good material, you know I dont know where they sell good material in Asaba

WESLEY : dont worry, I will ask my secetary to help you out with it

RITA : ha! Thank you

WESLEY : you are happy now

RITA : sure, please be fast, I am hungry

WESLEY : I know, what about junior, is he hungry too

RITA : is not junior, is a girl

WESLEY : really, how about charity is she also hungry

RITA : God forbid, what kind of name is that na, charity, charity big wahala, no ooo

WESLEY : I know you were going to reject the name

RITA : baby, I came across a old friend at the supermarket

WESLEY : which friend

RITA : lucky my ex, the guy I turned down is proposal, because of charity education

WESLEY : oh, that’s good, I hope you told him, there is no vacancy

RITA : baby, he is married

WESLEY : wow, nice, is better

RITA : let me go inside and relax

WESLEY : ok, mama charity in advance

RITA : stop it

WESLEY : but i like the name, if is a baby girl, I will name her charity

RITA : lie

WESLEY : ok na, till then



To be continued. …

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