# attra-ctION ♥️
[ When ?comes alife]
©️ Spark
✍️By authoress lenity Faithful
Settings: English R0m-nce
? Episode 60
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” Calm down first I’m sure they haven’t gone far ” dunni advised .
” Calm down ? Dunni you’re telling me to calm down when my wife is in the company of her fellow crazy people ” ashton bursted .
” Oh God ” nate ru-bbed his forehead .
” So wait where exactly are they ? Zach asked .
” Be calming down na ahh ” dunni said frustratedly .
” Are you joining us or not ? Ashton scolded .
” Na wa oh , I wonder how Emerald survives with this your arrogance ” she said walking in front .
” Where exactly are you guys going ? Ronke Asked .
” To look for their missing ribs ” dunni said making everyone burst into laughter.
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” All these one belongs to me ? Has-san asked jaws dropped .
” Ya at least you can have a nice warm bath and dress up nicely ” Emerald smiled .
” Aaah Mr hausa you’re so generous ‘ he said in awe .
” Actually it’s north ” ace corrected .
” It’s the same thing ” he said with a bright smile .
” It’s getting dark ” Has-san said and em gave a nod in agreement .
” C’mon I’d just drop this at my brother’s roadside stall then escort you back home the area is not safe at all ” Has-san said .
” Why what happens at night ? Mich asked .
” Agbero boys will come out ”
” What ?
” Cultists na they’d fight ” Has-san said again .
” Fight for what ? Red Asked .
” Nothing just fight because they wanna fight ”
” Seriously ? Ace wondered .
” Walahi let us go ” Has-san said moving in front .
” Oh your brother is a road side vendor ? Em asked excitedly .
” Yes he roasts suya ” Has-san chuckled .
” What’s suya ? Mich asked .
” You don’t know suya ? Then what do you guys know ? Ehn ? Indomie and rice ? He asked .
” We know Nigerian soup ” red said excitedly making him chuckle .
” Come I’d introduce you to our roadside suya and garri oyo come and seat down .” He said .
” Walahi who be this one’s ehn Has-san ” yakubu asked shocked his brother was walking with white people .
” Na my friends Dem one buy suya ” Has-san said.
” Aaahhh welcome to my oppice ” yakubu said excitedly with his hausa intonation .
” By that he means his office ” Has-san said making all of them chuckle .
” We are pleased to be in your oppice sir ” ace said making everyone burst into laughter .
” So are we gonna eat it here ? Em asked mouth watering .
” Dry your mouth Emerald we are taking it home ” ace said .
” Ashton wouldn’t let me eat it ” she said frowning .
” Who’s Ashton sef na ? is he also a hausa like ace “Has-san asked .
” Has-san for the last time it’s north ” ace said laughing .
” Walahi which kind mumu name be dat na ? Yakubu asked whilst roasting the suya.
” That’s my surname you just ru-bbished right now in my presence ” ace said as the girls laughed crazily .
” Why person go name him pikin north ? Name done finish ? He voiced out his opinion .
” Well yakubu is also a wiered name ,I mean it’s sound like I’m talking about a babies bu-tts yakubu ,bubu ” ace said pronouncing the name wierdly .
” Hey my name na sweet name ” yakubu picked offence .
” Ah Mr yakubu don’t get mad , can’t someone joke with you ? Ace said as Emerald laughed out tears
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” Oh God I wonder where ace has taking my pregnant wife to in this Nigeria ” Ashton ru-bbed his forehead .
” You say it like it’s an evil forest ? Dunni Frowned .
” She doesn’t know anywhere in this place , it’s not like you all speak one language ” Ashton Frowned .
” She un-derstands pigin ” dunni defended .
” I’m her elder sister I thought her well ” she added .
” Yet she can’t speak it ? Thought her well indeed ” Ashton said frowning .
” Can you both stop roasting each other so we can at least find them ? Nate asked .
” Let’s ask someone ” Aiden suggested .
” It’s off no use ” dunni said and the guys snubbed her including her honorable fiancee .
” Hey hello sir ,we are looking for some foreigners like us ” Zach began and the old man stared at how fast his mouth moved in fascination .
” Aaaah” he gasped .
” Wait does he have hearing problems ? He whispered to Ashton .
” Oga we are looking for white people ” Aiden asked .
” Aaaaaaa white pipo Dem dey obodo oyibo ( they’re far away in their country )
” We done pursue them after independence since 1960 after my grandmother die we sell our only land …..” He trailed telling them the sorrowful history of his life .
” Aaah papa calm down sorry for stressing you ” Aiden apologised .
” He’s seriously telling me the story of Nigerians independence whilst I’m looking for my wife ? Ashton bursted making them burst out laughing .
” Zach Nate your laughs are adding to my anger ” he bursted .
” Madam we are looking for …..” Aiden explained .
” Aaaah I see Dem , two carry belle ? She asked .
” Carry belle what’s that ? Ashton wondered .
” Ehhn ” dunni answered in pigin .
” Dem dey yakubu stall they buy suya ” she said and walked away .
” Buy what ” Nate pannicked .
‘ suya ” dunni chuckled .
” What’s suya ? Aiden frowned as they walked towards yakubu’s shop .
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” Chioma ” ujunwa called her neighbors daughter the one that normally sold drinks for her son at his bar and now runs it as the manager with her son in abroad .
” Good evening aunty ,I heard my boss is back ? She asked dropping what ujunwa had asked her to get on her way here.
” Yes yes currently inside with his guests .how have you been ” she asked .
” Oh my goodness romi you are not supposed to do that to my boxers ” Lemuel scolded his girlfriend as they walked outta the house making the ladies turned .
” Are those foriegners ? She asked shocked .
” Ya they’re here for dunni’s wedding ” she said with a smile .
” Wow dunni is getting married to that her foreigner boyfriend ? Wow love is beautiful ” .
” Exactly ” ujunwa said gesturing to where kele stood helping to set the chairs outside for dinner .
” I’d just go help him ” chioma said and walked over to him .
” Hey ” he smiled at her .
” Hi ” she said with a blus-h .
She’d loved kele for years even when he was crazily inlove with his bestfriend dunni and never had the guts to confess ,she’d loved him from the shadows .
And that would always be especially now that he lived in a far away country they could never be one .
” Chioma come and help me don’t just stand there” he said and she smiled as she helped him .
Kele stared at how beautiful she looked .
Chioma had always been a nice girl , beautiful and had an amazing Character .
And he didn’t un-derstand why he was having dirty thoughts whilst staring at her in a black geans .
She looked attrac-tive .
He ru-bbed his face to clear his thoughts .
He couldn’t get attra-cted to chioma it would make their boss employment relationship akward he concluded .
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” Hmmmnn this is yummy ” em M0-ned as she shewed on the tasty piece of meat .
” Oh my God this is heaven ” red joined .
” You’re the f*¢king king of beef roasting Mr bukubu ” ace hailed .
” Yakubu ” he corrected with a frown .
” Oh sorry ,that’s what I wanted to say , can I ki-ss your hands ”
” Walahi I no be les-bian” yakubu pointed ace with his knife .
” You don’t have joy at all , it’s supposed to be g@ynot les-bian, besides if I was g@yI wouldn’t even give you a second look ” ace said making everyone burst into laughter .
” ACE NORTH” Ashton screamed matching towards them .
” Jesus ?
” Has-san dig a grave immediately ” mich advised .
” Why ? Has-san asked .
” Because the king of ruthlessness is coming ” red laughed .
” Ace you ” he nearly attacked him and Emerald hu-gged him .
” Love calm down ”
” Don’t tell me to calm down ,do you know how f*¢king worried I was ? I’d told you not to wonder off without me , buh no you wouldn’t listen ” he said Angrily .
” Oga they came to buy suya now ,be calming down we dey chop them ? ” Has-san frowned .
He didn’t like the way Mr roaring lion was scolding his friends.
” What the hell ?Ashton Frowned at them .
” Babe c’mon were sorry ”
” Sorry bro ” ace said hiding behind yakubu .
” And what the f*¢k are you eating is that even hygienic for goodness sake ” he asked frustratedly .
” Ashton it’s delicious” red said making Nate chuckle at her cuteness .
” Even if I say you shouldn’t eat it , I’m sure you wouldn’t listen , so if you’re buying , buy let’s go it’s getting dark ” Ashton said tiredly .
” Una goodnight ” yakubu said after tieing the suya and Has-san helped them but some fruit
” Aren’t you going home ? Dunni Asked .
” I’d escort them home and help them prepare the suya first ” he said excitedly .
” Oh God ” Ashton ru-bbed his face
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” Told you they’re fine , you worry too much son ” Emma scolded .
” Mom you know how childish em can be sometimes ” Ashton trailed and shut up immediately Emerald turned making everyone chuckle .
” Who’s that ? Erik asked sitted with the others .
” That’s Has-san my friend ” ace introduced .
” Oh Has-san how’s your father ? Kele asked .
” Taking care of his 16 children ” Has-san said laughing .
” 16 what ? He really came to the world to multiply ” br@ndon Caleb’s dad said making everyone laugh.
” Where is the garri now dunni I wanna taste the sipping of garri ” em said excited .
” I thought it’s only used to make eba ? Alex asked dunni making kelechis parents smile at how much they loved soup .
” No we can also drink it ” she answered .
” Drink ? Like water ? Erik frowned .
” No sir don’t worry I’d teach you .
Has-san said and dunni helped bring out everything nee-ded to drink the garri .
” Now watch me ” he said after dividing and arranging them neatly .
” We have two ways of drinking ”
” With salt ”
” Or sugar and milk ”
” Buh the native way is salt ” he began .
Dunni immediately spread it for everyone .
Ashton frowned at his excited wife .
” You’d sprinkle a little bit of salt add water ” he said and everyone followed .
” Turn and eat with suya ” he said and Alex tasted .
” Oh my this is heaven ” he said and the others joined .
” Oh God I love Nigeria ?? there foods are just …” Erik trailed
” Baby c’mon only a bit ” em teased and made him taste .
” It’s huh nice ” he said picking up the spoon .
” These people are humble ronke dunni is in safe hands ” ojunwa whispered to ronke as the watched them eat laugh and teased each other .
And ronke couldn’t agree more ,dunni had finally found true happiness .
TBC .
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