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©️ Spark’s libary
✍️By authoress lenity Faithful
Settings: English R0m-nce
? Episode 61
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?? Nigeria ??
” Wait what ? There’s no way we’re not gonna invite the whole neighborhood dunni , these are your people ” Aiden Frowned at his fiancee making her ru-b her forehead tiredly .
” So you’re serious about decorating the whole space to contain more than 200 people ” dunni asked jaws touching the ground
” Well ya ”
” Aiden you have to un-derstand most of these people aren’t even genuinely happy for me , most of them had concluded nothing good would come out of me …..” She trailed .
” Good that is why I’m here to make sure our wedding is the talk of the whole country …. especially since it’s gonna be a royal yoru-ba traditional wedding done in a ghetto ” he chuckled .
” Aiden everything is just overwhelming ” she said emotionally .
” Well it should be … because I want to spoil you rotten with my love care and attention “he ki-ssed her li-ps softly .
” Is that Nate ki-ssing red like that in the public of the eye ? Ace asked joining them .
” It’s supposed to be in public , where did you get that ” in the public of the eye phrase ? Aiden asked .
” Aaahhh yakubu thought me ”
” Thought Ashton scolded and asked you to stay away from them ? Especially Has-san ? Aiden asked .
” He’s just intimidated by the kid ” ace grinned .
” He should be especially when he’s redesigning your tongue like this ” dunni teased as they chuckled .
” Go get room Ortega ” Caleb said to Nathaniel making red glare at him with w chuckle.
” Red nee-ds another baby inside the pregnancy ,I mean don’t they get tired ? She just had toby it’s not up to a year for goodness sake and she took in again ? Ace Frowned .
” Love babies are a bundle of joy ” cherry said smiling .
‘ well I hate babies ” he said making her jaws drop .
” What ?
‘ I mean I’m not ready for all the dramas I mean I act like a baby myself ” he said making the others laugh whilst cherry had mixed feelings.
” I can’t wait for your wedding dunni it’s gonna be amazing ” hazel squiled excitedly .
” And it’s quite R0m-ntic you’d be having the church wedding at the church your parents tied the knot ,that way you’d be closer to them ” Sonia added with her head on Josh shoulders .
” Bye guys I wanna go hang out with Has-san ” ace said .
” Im coming too ” Josh added
” Me too ” Caleb said
” Don’t become a killjoy ” Austin said making Lorenzo laugh as they joined the duo .
” Where are they headed ? Kelechi asked .
It was 3 days to aidunis wedding and preparations where going on smoothly .
” Going to visit Has-san’s family .” Dunni said making him chuckle .
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” Emerald seriously you wanna make love on this hot afternoon ? Ashton asked wide-eyed at his wife with a big baby bu-tts .
?What had pregnancy turned his shy innocent wife to ?
” I didn’t say make love , I said we should f*¢k ” she added .
” Jesus ?
” Don’t talk like that”
” Why ? The doctor said I could have s-× ”
” Ya and she advised to make love ,not f*¢k because you’re pregnant for goodness sake ” Ashton said as she fiddled with his belt .
” Oh God ,we can’t have missionary ” he said bitting his li-p .
” We’d do it from the back ” she said and he burst out laughing crazily .
‘ what did you just say ? He asked laughing .
” Look stop laughing we’ve done it countless times ,this is the result” she pointed at her big baby bump making him burst into laughter .
” Ashton you’re laughing is making me angry ” she said frowning .
” What’s going on why is the door wide open ? Have you guys seeing Austin ? Lisa asked coming in with Kayla and Tristan .
” No we haven’t ,wait why are you holding ashton like he stole something ? Tristan asked .
” Love don’t answer him ” Ashton pleaded .
” Oh so are we doing or not ? She asked .
” Doing what ? Luna frowned .
” Baby ….” Ashton cut em from saying anything .
” Love we’ll do it ” Ashton said and she smiled widely .
” We don’t know where the guys went , so leave our room let us f*¢k in peace ” she said all their Jaws dropped as Ashton blus-hed in embarras-sment .
” Do my ears decieve me ? Erik asked Alex who was at the door with the fruit basket his wife gave him to give to their daughter in-law .
“Jesus” Ashton said jaws dropped .
” Morris’s daughter is the queen madness herself ” Erik whispered to his friends.
” Ashton tell them to leave let’s f*¢k ” she said again annoyed .
” My dear we are leaving just don’t change the location location of his …. cucu-mber ” Erik said and as Alex smack his head everyone burst into laughter as they escused the couples .
” You’re really something else my love ” Ashton ki-ssed her forehead lovingly as he laughed at her craziness .
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” What ?
” Exactly you’re precious daughter nearly change her mood when we didn’t leave ” erki teased Morris .
” It must be pregnancy hormones , they tend to get hor-ny in that stage ” br@ndon Caleb’s dad said .
” Stephanie nearly killed me during red’s pregnancy , we’d go from the bedroom to the kitchen the dinner table ….” Charles was saying .
” The dinner what ….? David Lorenzo’s dad spat out his jui-ce .
” I can’t un-derstand the fact you guys casually discuss s-× ? Mr chike Davison , kelechi’s dad said shocked .
” Woah ,is it forbidden over here ? Wesley asked with a chuckle .
” Not really buh people see those that talk about it as shameless people ” chike added .
” As if they don’t have s-× ” Anthony Alexander’s elder brother laughed .
” s-× is amazing , I mean what is life without s-× ? br@ndon asked and the guys burst out laughing .
” I mean me and my wife still go at it wild” Erik said high five with his friends .
“Going into a woman’s honey pot isn’t the most amazing feeling ‘ chike shook his head at the forbidden discussion the foreigners where having .
” s-× isn’t all about Diving into the act ,you should know that by now being married for years ” Jeff Alex’s elder brother in-law said .
” Is it not when the male and female organ meet to form babies and have plea-sure ? Chike asked with wonder .
Wasn’t it the same s-× he had known for all his life .
” Seriously ?
” What about the foreplay ? The ki-ssing the suc-king the ….” Erik was saying buh chike screamed .
” Chinekeme ? ?. suc-king kwa , suc-king what ? He asked .
‘ wait you don’t know what where talking about ? David asked
” Oh my goodness , you see that thing you just called an honey pot ? That’s where an head is given ? Alex said .
” Head ? He asked making him bit his laugh with a chuckle .
” God these people are so traditional ” Anthony laughed out loud .
” Nahh I’m sure their today generation is well advanced .” Wesley chuckled .
” Advanced ? Technology and social media has ruined our children and it’s because they’re trying to emulate your culture” chike shook is head in self pity .
” You say our culture like we are as-sistant devil’s ” Erik laughed .
” You’re talking about suc-king in a woman’s body , suc-king where again ? Chike asked amused .
” Even if you don’t know that , at least you know a blow job ? Finn Austin’s father teased .
” Blow ? He asked .
” See I’m tired of these … beating around the bush ….what he means by head is you co-ckthe woman’s virjayjay and the blow job you co-ckthe mans ….” br@ndon bursted and chike fainted in shock .
” Jesus he collap-sed ” Erik screamed as the men rushed to check if he was still breathing.
” No he’s breathing ” Alex said .
” Ahhb br@ndon even in this age you still don’t have filter in your mouth ,this is Nigeria ” Erik said dramatically .
” Erik ” the guys scolded .
” What if he’s already facing judgement right now ? He asked again
” Erik ” they scolded .
” Fine I’m quite ” he said
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” Wow this is the outfit we’re gonna put on for dunni’s wedding ? Emerald asked excitedly .
” Yes and these are the egele ” the party planner from David’s company said .
” Egele ? Stephanie frowned .
” It is what we call an African hair tie in Nigeria ‘ the black girl explained
” Wow there’s a lot of beautiful things about these you’re culture ” Mildred complimented .
” Oh thanks ma’am ”
” How long is the traditional wedding gonna take ? Vida asked .
” Not more than three hours ma’am , I’ve gotten the list of dishes , some foreign dishes will be made for your guests from Italy and of course the us … and the Nigerian kitchen will be prepared by madam ” sharp sharp cooking ” the girl explained .
” Madam what ?Leah Lorenzo’s mom laughed .
” Madam sharp sharp cooking , that is what she’s known by her customers , I’ve heard from her review that she makes finger lic-king breakfast ” she added .
” Well that’s the kinda chef I wanna meet ‘ Nora laughed .
” Na me be madam sharp sharp cooking ” a bulky looking woman said coming in with her typical yoru-ba dressing and heels .
” Oh ” Emma chuckled .
” So that’s your name ? Sharon Austin’s mom asked .
” No my name na agboola fasilat ”
” Oh fasilat ? Stephanie asked nodding her head no wonder they must have named her fasilat cause she’s fat ?
” Make una know worry ,you see this wedding e go hot ” she said making the ladies chuckle at her enthusiasm .
Nigeria was so far good and getting better .
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” Wait that’s Has-san’s family house ? Why are cows in front of the house with nak-ed looking kids ” Caleb Frowned .
‘ they rare cows ,that’s what the suya you ate was made from ” ace teased .
” And those nak-ed kids ? Lorenzo asked .
” Hey ” Has-san jumped from the tree whilst munching a guava
” wow how did you climb all the way up like a talented monkey ? Ace asked and Aiden smack his head as the guys chuckled .
” This one you came with your friends ‘ Has-san said Walking in front .
” I wanted them to Join us ” ace said .
” Wait where exactly are we going Caleb asked .
” To Mr oghenefejiro’s compound ”
” What ? The guys asked .
” Mr fejiro , he’s from Delta ”
” Oh I thought you where just igbo’s hausa’s and yoru-ba’s ” Aiden asked .
” No we have many tribe’s , and Mr fejiro happens to come from Delta ” he explained as they got close .
” Wait are we even permitted to go in there in the first place ? Lorenzo asked .
” Fear not ” Has-san said dramatically .
” The fear of your drama is the beginning of wisdom ” Aiden said as they got in .
” Wait mangoes that’s what we came all the way for ? Caleb asked .
” If you lic-k one of these ,you’d forget your name is Cain “Has-san said
“Point of correction Caleb ”
” Sorry K leg ”
” For goodness sake Caleb ” he bursted .
” Oh sorry ”
” Wait is that not a dog ? Lorenzo asked .
” Wait that fat thing with big tongue ? Aiden asked moving backwards .
” Don’t run he’s harmless ” Has-san smiled .
” Harmless and he’s lic-king his li-ps ” ace asked ?
” Harmless and he’s jumping towards us Has-san ? He asked and as he looked back he saw the guys running for their lives with Has-san leading the way .
” Aaaaaaaa” he screamed as he took to his heels the dog not far behind .
This was gonna be a temple run for sure .
Tbc
3 days to the wedding ???
The elder guys and kelechi’s father talking about s-× ??
The women and madam sharp sharp .
The wedding no go easy ?
Ashrald ??