Advantage episode 8
I was at the pitch later that Sunday evening
when someone informed me about my
mum’s arrival. I knew it was going to be
ha-rd for Udenme and myself to continue our
escapade, or royal rumble as she called it.
That would not be a problem for me as I
wanted it ceased.
I was at home after the game listening to
mum’s experience at calabar when my
phone started ringing. I picked it up and it
was Princess. I headed to my room as mum
motioned me to go ahead.
‘’Hello, Mr Ronaldinho’’
‘‘Hi’’
‘’Are u still on the pitch?’’
‘’No, I’m home now’’
‘’Would you mind seeing me off? I’m about
to leave Chinenye ‘s house.’’
‘’Oh, ok. I’ll be out in ten.’’
I met her and Chinenye just outside the
street.
‘’Make sure she gets home safe,’’
Chinenye warned patting on her friend’s
shoulders. ‘’I will’’ I as-sured.
I took her hand as we walked toward her
house. We talked about academic and
religion.
I hated discussing the latter. She advised
me to choose one of my parents religion
because I told her was in between the two.
She later asked, ‘’do you have a
girlfriend?’’. I didn’t hesitate to answer,
‘’No, I don’t’’. I didn’t ask her but she
confessed of not having a b©yfri£nd.
‘’Thanks for walking me home,’’ she
appreciated as we got to her house
gate. ‘’Well, who wouldn’t?’’ I replied.
She knocked and turned back around to
give me a k!sson the cheek and whispered,
‘’good night’’. She went in as the gate was
opened before I walked back home——–
alone.
I met Udenme just outside my flat as i got
back home. ‘’Where are you coming from?’’
she asked like my mum was covered by her
b©dy. I opened my mouth to respond but
before I could utter a word she added ‘’….
and don’t tell you went to the Mei Tea,’’
because I know Ayo’s mum alre-ady cooked
when she arrived.
She was right. One would have thought my
mum should have rested after her long trip,
but she couldn’t wait for her Ronaldinho ‘s
son to return from Nou Camp to make
dinner for her and her daughter.
‘’ok, I saw a friend off’,’’ I replied.
‘’Ok. Now that your mum and my sister are
back, how do we continue seeing each
other?’’
I knew what she meant with that question,
but I tea-sed her first. ‘’like we’re seeing
each other right now’’
‘’C’mon you know what I mean’’
‘’Oh, royal rumble? I smiled
She smiled back and nodded.
‘’ Well, I’ll figure that out,’’ I as-sured.
‘’plea-se do. Good night’’.
We both walked to our separate flats. Mum
was listening to a program on Radio Lagos
as I stepped into the parlour. One thing I’ve
never and I think I will never do is listen to
the radio while there is power.
Me: hello mum
Mum: Audu must have been glad seeing
you
these past few days
Me: Of course mum.
I chuckled.
Audu was the name of Mie Tea guy.
Mum: Lazy boy
Me: Mom, you….
She cuts in
Mum: Son, if you are to going to tell me a
lazy person cannot work at the steel
company nor pl@yfootball, save it. I have
heard it all before. Your food is in the
kitchen.
Me: But it’s true mum.
Mum: Kitchen!
Me: Okay.
I went to the kitchen to dish and back to
the parlour
Mum: I spoke with Mrs Williams this
evening.
And we’ll be meeting next weekend.
Me: Oh! Great.
Mum: You can unmute the T.V now. I’m off
to my room.
Me: Good night mom.
Mum: Sweet dreams.
She left for her room and took the radio
with her.
My phone beeped. Picking it up, it was a
text from Princess. ‘’I wish I could explain
how it happened, but I can’t. I have fallen
for you and plea-se don’t make me regret it.
1 4 3.’’
I tried calling her number back but it was
switched off. Who does that? Now, I have
more reasons to finally red card the calabar
fling.
Yes, fling. That was what she was to me.
I clocked out of work the following day. I
was on my way home when my phone rang.
It was Jide. I was a continual visitor at
Jide’ hose until last two month. I used to
be the champion at the PS 2 game until
some guy, who Jide introduced as Santos,
his secondary school friend, c@m£ and
changed my status. He beat me not only
once, not twice, but three embarras-sing
times.
I was sure Jide must have missed the ever
br@gging former champion, hence why he
was calling.
Jide: my padi
Me: how na Jide?
Jide: very well, bro. I haven’t seen you since
that your remarkable defeat.
Me: I no dey pas-s dat your side these days
Jide: Galacious, u still be champion na.
Just that, ‘former’ has to come before the
title.
Me: you no well. How Santos an?
Jide: He travelled back to Onitsha. So, when
u
go show? Na only me dey around, the rest
sef no dey.
Me: coincidentally, I was just about to get
to
your street.
Another point worth of note is that Jide’s
house, beside the game we were pla-ying
there, it was most time available for ‘’royal
rumble’’ matches. His parents were ba-rely
around. His elder brother was the obstacle,
but since he always return from work
around 8 pm, we could handle that.
I called Princess later that evening and we
spoke awhile. During the conversation she
said, ‘’I want to see you’’. I suggested we
hook up at the Jide’s. She agreed.
Advantage episode 9
Noticed her feet was shaking as we got in. I
wanted to show how caring I was by asking
why she was involuntarily vibr@ting, but
gala wouldn’t just let me. It focused my
eyes straight to her th!ghs as we were both
sitting on the be-dside.
She was on a ti-ght go-wn that was a bit
distant from her knees. I moved closer to
her and began to k!ssher. I held her w@!st
with a hand and continued to k!ssher, then
gradually her go-wn was nowhere to be
found.
I acted so fast and skilfully. I didn’t waste
to time to take off her br@. ALAKA O! Best
have ever seen. They were firm and properly
shaped. I could feel gala’s reaction to that.
At this stage she was k!ss!ngme back
pas-sionately until I placed my palm against
her nippple then she froze!
She tried to cover her hands with her
bo^obs but i laughed at her ‘’what for?’’.
Before she could say a word, my mouth
descended on them, one after the other.
She began to breathe ha-rd and cry out at
the same time. But i didn’t st©p until she
began to fumble with my trou-ser.
Now you’re talking. I thought
I pu-ll-ed down my trou-ser quic-kly and placed
her hand there. She could feel gala throu-gh
my bo-xer shorts and I was sure it was more
than she expected.
I asked her to knead it gently but she just
froze like a statue – it was growing! ‘’is it
too big or too small?’’ i tea-sed but she
continued staring like a dummy!
‘’Are you alright?’’ I asked.
‘’I’ve not done this before’’ she
whispered,
i looked at her in amazement and chuckled.
i didn’t believe her; almost every girl gala
had baptized had said the same thing. But
at the end of the rumble, they were all wi-de
like an express road!
She watched me, she un-derstood my b©dy
language and she could tell i didn’t believe
her
‘’I thought you knew I was a vir-gin?’’ she
asked in an accusing tone.
‘’Ermm not really. You don’t really know
until you try it’’
‘’neither had I’’ I answered with a straight
face.
We laughed.
At this point gala was so furious, asking
why I was chatting instead of putting It into
use. I began to ca-ress her booobs. This
time around, she reciprocated by kneading
his HRH—–Gala.
She continued until it was double the size! I
could feel gala rejoicing.
She placed gala in her mouth. Going back
and forth. At the initial stage her
performing was so poor, but with some little
hints she improved.
Gala couldn’t take it anymore after awhile. I
wore a c0md0mand p@rted her legs aside
then she began to fidget. ‘’Relax now,
relax’’
i whispered as gala was heading to the
Promise Land.
From time to time, she would ask ‘’is it in?’’
It was quite annoying and funny at the
same time. It was then I realized she was
not joking. Mrs Williams’ daughter was a
vir-gin!
She was so ti-ght. It was like someone had
cemented the floor, left it to dry then asked
him to pene-trateit with his J0yst!ck!
I had to replace gala with the combination
of my middle f!nger and the ring f!nger of
my left hand.
Few minutes after pene-trating with my
f!ngers, gala made its re-entry and jubilated
like Yekini did against Bulgaria.
We were still dressing up when we had a
knock on the door. I quic-kly pick up my
phone and saw 14 missed calls from Jide.
Chai! We alre-ady exceeded the two hours.
We had a knock again and I
answered, ‘plea-se hold on’. I asked who it
was when I got closer to the door, but the
voice that responded ‘‘Shina’’sounded
strange.
Jide’s brother was Shina by name, but the
voice I heard that night wasn’t his. I wasn’t
afraid of anything really. Gala was happy at
that moment, so was i. The problem might
just be that gala’s future happiness at
Jide’s house might not be guaranteed if it
was Bro Shina.
I opened the door after about a minute and
it was Jide.
Me: mehn! You scared me
Jide: I had to, Bro Shina is almost here.
We left immediately. I walked Princess
home before legging it to mine.
It was 7:30pm that evening, I was chatting
with one of the neighbourhood dude,
Ikenna, when Udenme c@m£ from behind
and k!$$£d me. I stepped back with my eyes
revea-ling how shocked I was at her move.
Me: what was that for? I asked with a
straight face.
Udenme: I want to show them i’m alre-ady
taken. She gazed at the right direction. I
look at the same direction and there they
were, Tunde and two other familiar guys.
Ikenna excused us.
Staring back at her I questioned, ‘’I’m
yours? I don’t un-derstand?’’
‘’You don’t un-derstand?’’ she echoed like
she was using Beats By Dre headphone.
‘’What am I to you?’’ she asked without
answering my last question. ‘’A friend,’’ I
replied. A friend?’’ she echoed again like
there was a Grammy award for echoing.
I knew just what I was doing. I have been
waiting for that moment to end things with
her. I didn’t want anything or anyone
jeopardizing my relationsh!pwith my
Princess.
There was a brief silence before she
questioned me again in a curious tone with
her eyes flashing. ‘’Do you make love to
your friends?’’ I did not hesitate to answer
with and harsh voice, ‘’If I’m not in a
relationsh!pand they’re females, YES’’.
She stood completely still with a devastated
look on her face. I didn’t feel the slightest
bit of remorse. Suddenly her eyes flashed in
anger and she made motion to sl@p my
face, but as if I could re-ad her mind, I
caught her hand before she could strike me.
Deliberately, I lowered it to her side. We
stared at each other in heated silence for a
while before she left my pres£nce.
I knew how my words would have hurt her,
but I had to do it anyway to avoid any
complications with Princess. I nee-ded to
protect my relationsh!pwith her.